Getting back at people who have fucked with you is almost orgasmic sometimes. Tonight at work some thirteen year old kid at the Bar Mitzvah I was working pushed a chair out at me on purpose and tripped me. Funny thing about this is that he was up against the wall behind the chair. So on my way back I accidentally rammed that little fuckers chair (with my legs) back at him and squished him up against the wall and doubled him over in the process! Then as I walked away I winked at him, silently saying, "Yeah, fuck you asshole!" Knowing he was some spoiled little rich kid probably made it that much better. Turn the other cheek my ass. Praise Jesus!