Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Hitler and Stalin were possessed by the Devil, says Vatican exorcist | the Daily Mail




Hitler and Stalin were possessed by the Devil, says Vatican exorcist | the Daily Mail

Isn't is so convenient to blame things on the Devil. Humans couldn't possibly be responsible for horrible acts upon others. I had a stomach ache all day today, I blamed it on the neighbor.









Now I have an erection!
I BLAME HER!!!

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

I'M A COWBOY
ON THIS STEEL HORSE I RIDE
I'm....

We looky who we got here!!! Religious polygamist, rapist, pedophile, and con man!! Funny how Jesus is so close to the most twisted fucks around. Well, guess he must have cheated Jesus out of a few bucks cause what happens in Vegas, gets you arrested in Vegas...


HOT CHICK OF THE WEEK!!!




I don't know who she is but DAMN!!!!!!!! She's one of the models on PINUP GIRLS. It's all I want for Christmas, so you won't have to ask me later...

Monday, August 28, 2006

THREE CHEERS FOR THE DICK HEAD!

So how does one get their 15 minutes of fame without being famous or actually doing anything of worth? Oh, yeah, say you raped and murdered a 6 year old girl! Way to go asshole! Not only have you drudged up old emotions for people that have been living this for the past ten years, but you also basically signed your own death warrant. How do you think your going to do in prision seeing your going back to California to face charges you ran away from a few years back? Oh, and what is really going on in the world that the media didn't want to report on? I had a feeling this would fall through. Kind of like when O. J Simpson was on trial. There was so much going on in the world that we neglected to even pay attention to just because the circus was in town. I have the strange feeling the same thing was going on here. Then again, maybe I'm just paranoid....

Sunday, August 27, 2006

HURRICANE ERNESTO IS COMING!!!

Looks Like Florida has it coming! God will surly, ah, surely strike down on them with his Grapes of Wrath © brand of grape juice! I blame that son-of-a-Bush who rigged the election! Yes, there will be no chocolate cities when God has his way, which is utter destruction, rape, fire, brimstone, plague, famine, Wal*mart, and just a little more rape for a subtle hint of psychotic power crazed lunacy that can only be admired and fanatically worshipped by droves of mindless idiots. Yes, when all is said and done, God will shine through like that crazy diamond that The Pink Floyd sang about once upon a last millennium. I hear the mini series is going to be chuck full of special effects and odd camera angles. I hope David Lynch directs it with a nude cameo from the likes of Pat Roberson. It's going to be great, stay tuned!!!!


JULIYA FROM FUSE FIRED?


I've said before that the majority of hit's I get these days are from people either looking for nude pictures of Juliya from FUSE or pictures of Asian women in stockings. I still think that's funny as hell. But Juliya is gone and FUSE has taken a turn for the worse. I have a feeling that FUSE is on their way to becoming as shitty as MTV is. The once great shows like LOUD and URANIUM are gone only to be replaced with overproduced mediocre mainstream tripe. So sad, I was an avid FUSE fan for the past few years, but now I just have to catch HEADBANGERS BALL on M2 when it's on. If they were smart, they snap up Juliya and have her host it. FUSE has lost their vision. Just like G4, another once decent television channel has been reduced to the mainstream.

Friday, August 25, 2006

I'D SAY NONE OF THEM!

I found this picture today on a right wing news-link page:


Now, what I find funny is that nowhere is the likes of his royal greatness or his gun happy guru. And is this picture not the epitome of the Holy Trinity of Our Blessed Mother of Sorrowful Doubt and Pain in Death and Destruction or what?!? Can I get an AMEN! Praise the Lard! The media needs a healthy champagne enema, one that just fizzes and bubbles all the bullshit away. It just occurred to me that what you have up there is a Michael Moore sandwich! Only the bread is stale and the filling smells like my unmentionables after a 10 day spree in a Cambodian whore house. Can I put in a request to bring back O.J. Simpson in some form or fashion? I'm sure he's planning to do something horribly wrong that we can exploit to it's fullest. Please, pretty please!!!!

Thursday, August 24, 2006

KARRS SPEECH REVERSED



This is just crazy shit! Reminds me of the morons looking for satanic messages in music, or was it massages? Anyway, like I have said before on this blog, you can find anything you want in the hidden. Clouds, music, images of Jesus or his mom, it's the minds eye constructing something out of nothing. I farted this morning and I'll be damned if my ass didn't yell, "Gilligan!!!!"

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

I'D RATHER HEAR BLUES
OR SOME FUNKY OLD SOUL

WTF!!!!!!!!!


I really hate phony people! For realz yo! Seriously, He is gay and needs to come out now, it's to the point where it's not fooling anyone. Oh, and if you get a chance to see Scary Movie IV, watch it! The movie ends with a parody of this clip that made me almost piss myself, I kid you not.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

NOFX-Idiot Son of an Asshole(Live @ the Roxy)


And Bob Dylan speaks out!!!

Dylan says modern recordings "atrocious" | US News | Reuters.com

ROOF HAIKU



SHIT,,,, My roof blew off!!!
I have to call in sick now,
Just what I needed......

HAIKU #2

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FFFFFFFUCK!
Motherfucking bullshit!
SHIT! FUCK! GODDAMN! Heck?

Sunday, August 20, 2006

THE PERFECT BUTT!



I know, stooping to new lows, but hey! Isn't this just the nicest butt? Sorry, I'm a hetero guy! Most of the hits I get here are for guys looking for Asian chicks with stockings, even though I don't provide such material, but here is a nice butt for you to all stare at. Yes, she is an Asian chick. Figured this may spark a few more hits here, or more interest anyway. This isn't meant to be offensive. Also how about brining back this feature:

HOT BABE OF THE WEEK!



If you have seen the show LOST then you know who Evangeline Lilly is. Just a beautiful person.

Let me know what you think of such content. I'm going to be blogging a whole lot more and I'm curious what kind of content your all interested in. More news, more Youtube, more hot Asian chicks, you tell me. Thanks for the comments you have been leaving. Makes it easy to get back into blogging again knowing there are people reading this page.

ROMANS 1:17-23


I'M NOT A CROOK!!!

You all know I'm not a Christian, but I had to post this from the bible as it's been at the back of my mind for some time recently. Just something Christians do on a regular basis about the same god the seem to have faith in. I personally feel "their god" is nothing more than ego masterbation. When speaking about "god" the are merely projecting their ego, not a real god. Their god is such a weak concept, taking on too many aspects of humans. He (their god) even speaks about this in their own text:

ROMANS 1:17-23

17 For in it is revealed God's righteousness from faith to faith. As it is written, "But the righteous shall live by faith."

18 For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who suppress the truth in unrighteousness,

19 because that which is known of God is revealed in them, for God revealed it to them.

20 For the invisible things of him since the creation of the world are clearly seen, being perceived through the things that are made, even his everlasting power and divinity; that they may be without excuse.

21 Because, knowing God, they didn't glorify him as God, neither gave thanks, but became vain in their reasoning, and their senseless heart was darkened.

22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

23 and traded the glory of the incorruptible God for the likeness of an image of corruptible man, and of birds, and four-footed animals, and creeping things.

When I was a Christian, I took this as YHWH saying, "Hey, I'm not a human, and you morons with no clue are worshiping a human, not a god!" I guess having faith exists outside of modern religions, not just Christianity. It's easier to fixate on a "graven image" with limits as apposed to a higher power that may have little or nothing to do with divinity. It's only my opinion, there is no set truth.

That brings me to this:

Synthesis : Music : Never Trust a Hippy : NOFX : Logic is a Threat : NOFX’s Fat Mike Explains Why We’ve Been Searched and Seized

God I love this guy!!!!

ZOMG!!!!!!!

Idiotic Moron!



I know our last President wasn't perfect, but then again, he wasn't a babbling dolt. This is your leader folks. I hope your enjoying the way he's fucking up the future of our country.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

NEVER PUNT ON FIRST DOWN!

FBI Alert: 11 Egyptians Missing From Montana

You would think after 911 they would be all over something like this! Holy fuck, how long do we allow him to keep dropping the ball!!!

Saturday, August 05, 2006

YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY!


Dead or Alive?

So with all this hoopla about Castro, and how he is doing "fine" after major intestinal surgery, and a shift of power to his brother during this period I have only one thing to say. Fidel Castro is dead! I can be wrong, it's only speculation on my part but if he were so fine and dandy I don't think they would be handling it in this manner. Time will tell, Viva Cuba!