Friday, June 30, 2006

DRUNKEN PANHANDLERS



I needed to get some things after work tonight and I heard someone in the store saying some transient lady was talking smack and acting crazy out front. I, being the smart guy that I am, exited out the back door to avoid it. I had one of those sixth sense moments. I knew she was going to be there, I just did, and she was! Right off the bat she heads right over to me and starts babbling about her husband not being a real man, but he can hang out at the bar when prescriptions are needed. Just retarded drunken babbling. It really wasn't even making any sense, half sentences and mumbling for the most part. I just kept walking. Then she says,
"So, you think that could happen?" and I was like,
"Think what could happen?" and she said,
"Yeah, you know, help me out with $20 for that prescription..." I said,
"Well, it's a bad idea to give money to people you don't know, and I don't know you so I'm going to just be nice and tell you no."
Well, she didn't like that very much and started on something about helping people in need. I said,
"Well, I'm not a Christian and have absolutely no desire or need to help you whatsoever." and she starts to say,
"Well, it's not about being a Christian, it's about help." To which I replied,
"Well, I HELP you get real drunk tonight, take care!"
At that point I closed my door, backed up my car, as she stumbled away babbling something more about the bar and penicillin. Drunks, god bless them all!!!!

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

RE-POSTED PENIS

This is a re-post of something I wrote over two years ago right [HERE]. Must be funny cause it made me laugh. Or is it that I'm too fucking full of myself? Who cares, it's still funny....


PENIS


The word of the week is penis. I just can't get away from penis this week no matter how I try. It shows up in my e-mail, funny video clips, I've seen on the web, television, news articles, my coffee, just everywhere. I literally had to beat mine into submission for not behaving properly earlier in the week. Penis, can't live with it, can't shove it in a co-workers face. Hmmmm....

MUSIC + ART = COOLNESS

REMIX: David Elsewhere Compilation


David "ELSEWHERE" is just too fucking cool for words. Look at the compilation of his work above and you will understand what I mean.

HOCICO - ODIO BAJO EL ALMA


This is one of my newest favorite Industrial, or Terror EBM bands. Hocico is from Mexico.

Leigh Bowery - Live at Wigstock


Leigh Bowery was the Jimi Hendrix of the fashion world. This is kind of a poor quality clip but I always thought he was pure genius in what he was doing, much in the way that Jimi Hendrix, or




Stephen R. Gilmore is in what he does.

Then again, there is what I do, here is some of the stuff I've done as of late:


Made for the Spanish (not Mexican) techno band, SPECTRO DRAMA



Another Spectro Drama Pic


The Tics (Tucson Punk Band)



Experimented making textures, swirls, tried to make it look like milk chocolate. Added text.

Monday, June 26, 2006

TOO MUCH TO DRINK




Remember one simple fact when you go to a wedding or a persons party, that you are a GUEST, and nothing more. This means that power drinking to the point where you throw up all over everything, and then proceed to act like an ass reflects poorly on you and the people who invited you to such an event. If you are the parents of such a person, and have the knowledge that your child has drank way too much, maybe it isn't such a good idea to keep buying him drinks, especially if he has a cold towel pressed on his forehead to keep him from passing out. Also, people need to get one thing straight, drunk or not. NEVER treat the person serving you food poorly. Why? Because that is the person handling your food to begin with. Nuff said. Oh, I do have the authority to take your alcohol away and will do so. Trust me on this one!!! Now sit down and behave...



Animusic 2 - 01 - Starship Groove

Just cool as hell,

Thursday, June 22, 2006

IRAN, IRAN SO FAR AWAY...
I COULDN'T GET AWAY..



Someone from IRAN sat and read my blog for like 20 minutes today. I'm sure this is just verification for them that the "great Satan" is alive, and well, and selling tacos to Geman kids in Peru. WTF? I'm sure the holy war is headed to a theater near you.

Saw the controversial South Park video clip shown below last night.



I kind of knew that this religion was odd, but holy Christ! Just too odd!!

And last, thanks to everyone who is visiting and leaving comments. It's a bit odd to be blogging again after so much time away. It's great therapy.

Sunday, June 18, 2006

A BRAND NEW LOOK!!!


Seeing that I'm blogging again I thought maybe I would start with a fresh look. This time around I designed the Graphic myself. I also changed the look of the templates original look to go with the header. Hope you like the new look. I also now have the commenting on this page via blogger.

Get Firefox

This page looks fine in Firefox, fuck IE!!! It's crap.


Friday, June 16, 2006

GOD HATES? DON'T BE A HATER!

People wonder why I'm against religion. Because everyone thinks they know what god wants, what god likes, what got ate last Tuesday. I can interpret the Bible in any fashion I chose and come out being gods favorite. I can do anything in the name of a god and then pray for forgiveness and it's a clean slate. I, My, MY, I > GOD! It's ego masturbation, nothing more. I hate morons, because I choose to, not because of any god. Here is a moron. Enjoy, I command it in the name of faggots Jesus!

AND WHAT IS IT YOU SEEK?



I have to laugh at the shit people search for and find this page. Mostly sick bastards looking for a cheap thrill. Well, you're not going to find cheap thrills here in the form of porn! Man, what a hoot! Here are some of the most recent searches that lead to my blog being found:

blogspot nude
why juliya got fired
Asian sex
Asian Women
www son f***ing mother .con
[Edited that one too keep the perverts away]
girls in stockings
juliya chernetsky
juliya chernetsky nude
bowie

So, if you are looking for naked pictures of Asian women in stockings, your shit out of luck. I suggest going here [CLICK] if you want that. They have TONS of that. As far as Juliya Chernetsky goes, never met her, don't know her. I think she is HOT as hell but never seen her nude. And I don't even know if she's on FUSE any longer. Fuse is going down hill. Might as well just watch MTV at this point, what's the difference? Now, go away you perverts, I have nothing to offer you.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

SKINNY PUPPY - MONSTER RADIO MAN



Some SKINNY PUPPY FAN made this video, and if your a Puppy fan, you will really enjoy it! Too cool.

DAVID BOWIE ON SNL WITH KLAUS NOMI



This is just cooler than shit, I love David Bowie!!! Also, Klaus Nomi (the guy in the black) was one of the first people in the industry to die of Aids. I remember seeing this when it aired.

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

MARK ANDERSON



Had some thoughts come up a few days ago about a childhood acquaintance. He was not my friend, however he did go to the same church as I did, and played with me and my friends. He was a troubled kid. I look back at it now and think maybe he was abused or something. This is the first kid I ever heard use the word FUCK, in Sunday school of corse. This is the same kid I remember killing some kittens and hiding them under a trash can. This is also the first kid I remember dying at a young age. He must have been about seven years old, and Leukemia took him at an early age. For the best? Who knows. I remember seeing him in the coffin. He looked tired and asleep. I didn't feel sad, but more relieve than anything. Sounds mean but I'm glad this person wasn't a part of my life any longer. I can't imagine what he would have been like as a teenager or an adult.