Tales From The Left Hand Path

Saturday, May 24, 2008

 

THE GIANT

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

 

2008 HONDA FIT

TIME FOR A NEW CAR


I'm getting rid of my old car before it decides to break down and I have to start sinking a lot of money into it. I'm going to go with a HONDA FIT SPORT. The car I have now looks like the one pictured below which is not my car, but it's the same make, model, color, and year. A 2000 Hyundai Elantra.


What color of HONDA FIT would you get? These are the colors I'd go with at this point. I'm thinking mostly orange, like this


but would do red or blue. I sound like some ditsy blond picking out fucking shoes... Anyway, seeing that it's a Japanese car, there is a rumor that you get one of these


with the sport version of the fit. I'm getting one for shizzle!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

 

FOX, EVIL BIG BROTHER

Bullshit brainwashing fucktards. I fucking hate what has become of our country. Shame on the fucktards who let these people remain in power. America, that is what you get for being lazy!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

 

RONALD JENKEES IS F'IN AMAZING!

Check these out. I think this guy is awesome and wish I could play one quarter as good as he does. Anyway, he's a bit of a geek, but aren't we all? He's saying, "Hello Tubes" by the way.



Thursday, April 24, 2008

 

THE HOBBIT (THE MOVIE)
UPDATE!!



Looks like it's on!!! This site here has all the details so far!!! I am excited as hell!!!!

 

TIME TO DEBUNK


I knew it was coming, and I'm not surprised that these guys said that the new UFO sighting in Phoenix was just flairs tied to fishing wire and balloons. Seriously, I am I that far gone that I'm seeing these lights being manipulated into patterns? Do you honestly believe air just caused the lights to space themselves perfectly into shapes? I'm calling bullshit on this just like I cried bullshit back in 1997 with the illumination flare explanation.

As far as weight goes, I'm down to:

209

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

 

UFOS OVER PHOENIX AGAIN
4/21/2008

Yep, it's happened again! Dozens of people saw these lights:







floating around Phoenix, AZ. Several videos of this and pictures were taken. Better evidence than the huge flap over Texas a few months ago. Here is a little known video from the 1997 lights over Phoenix in 1997 which is another one of the hugest documented mass UFO observations in the United States.



NORAD, The Air Force, nor the Police know anything about what happened last night.The Airforce said they didn't have anything in the sky last night in that area. So, our airspace has been violated once again by unknown objects. This is pretty serious folks. Laugh it off, shrug it off, pretend not to care, but regardless it's still pretty scary. Stuff like this goes on a lot in AZ. Reported or not. I even remember being at work a few years back when a bunch of people at a wedding saw a UFO and couldn't believe it. READ THIS POST if you want to learn more about it. It happened five years ago, this time of year. What's going on?

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Monday, April 21, 2008

 

MIRANDA CAN SING

I don't know why she is so embarrassed to sing in front of people when she has such a great voice. Here is a video she made of herself singing.