It's not always so easy to provide entertaining material here. Whether I'm blogging about how much I hate the current administration, my kids, the incredible sex I just had with my wife (yes it was a 9 out of a possible 10, a spanking would have put it over the top...),
or even the ooccasional hilarious video you see here, it's not always an easy task. Today I'm strapped for material and yet the desire to blog about something is as strong as my desire to flog myself in the name of Allah draped in a flag,then setting my genitals on fire with the Star Spangled Banner playing in the background. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a religious zealot! This all would only be done in the name of art. I'm still working on this piece by the way, just a few minor adjustments and it will be choreographed perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be flogging my penis or setting it on fire, and same with the idea with the banner we have grown to know and worship as if it were a living breathing figment of our imaginations.
With all that said, let me stated that my stomach aches with such veracity that I did indeed call in sick to work today. I just can't imagine doing what I do and standing for a solid 8+ hours with this kind of stomach ache. Miranda was sick last night too so I think it may have been the sample of shrimp they were giving out at Costco that did it to us. My better judgment told me not to eat it, but my desire to eat shrimp told me that I should put aside any logical thought processes that may be running inside my head. Okay, I'll be quite now.
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