Friday, September 01, 2006

FREE PORN!!!!!!!!


I look at my daily statistics every day and find that people find their way here searching for free porn! Well, I'm going to provide it for you for the first time ever!!! Look at it, all hot and sweaty, doggie style, on the floor, under the table full on with a gerbil for a touch of unbridled lovemaking that you won't find on any blog page. Pure animal magnetism served up hot and fresh!! Wow, with that said I think I'll go order me some McDonalds. They serve up fruit just the way you like it there now. Maybe not hot and fresh but after a session like that what's better than a blond chick eating a banana? If you say an Asian scat video, I'll beat the shit out of you! Wait, that didn't sound right....


ALL EYES


I stayed up till 5:00 a.m. watching this. Holy fuck! I'm going to give it five stars out of four purely for the shock factor!. I never saw the original so I had no idea what would happen. Yes, I know I said five out of four, don't be retarded. It's as brutal as a hack flick gets but it's not your run of the mill teen gore movie, as a matter of fact, it's not even close. Don't rent this if your upset easily. If your a fan of movies like the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre then this will be righ up your ally. A whole lot of blood, gore, cannibalism, and mutants to excite any right wing conservative Christian.

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