RE-POSTED PENIS

This is a re-post of something I wrote over two years ago right [HERE]. Must be funny cause it made me laugh. Or is it that I'm too fucking full of myself? Who cares, it's still funny....

PENIS

The word of the week is penis. I just can't get away from penis this week no matter how I try. It shows up in my e-mail, funny video clips, I've seen on the web, television, news articles, my coffee, just everywhere. I literally had to beat mine into submission for not behaving properly earlier in the week. Penis, can't live with it, can't shove it in a co-workers face. Hmmmm....