Don't be a short dicked man. Make your male member long, thick and strong. Everyone could use a boost in size.
I'm still having size issues!! I get these in my E-mail box and wonder, How do they know? It's not like I'm the Tom Thumb of the penis world. Plus, it's how you use it, not the square footage. Sure, I'm not John Holmes, but why do they pick on my penis! Why, why my penis, why???