So, I worked a Mexican wedding the other night. This wasn't our regular clientele. First off, their wedding cake was from WAL*MART of all places, and the filling in the cake looked like hemorrhoid cream mixed with Vics vapor rub. The highlight of my evening is when I offered a table of little old grannies some more of our French bread rolls.
They all took one, but one of them in particular grabbed one, held it up and said, "Aahhhhhhh, like a rock!" I responded, "Oh, I see your a Bob Seger
fan!" Confused, she asks, "AYYYYY????" I giggled and moved on.