Damn, this is funny!! Reminds me back when I used to play wrecking ball in chat rooms. Going into #BIBLE or #LESBIANS ONLY and pretending to be somebody else. Waiting for the chat to get intense, or real serious then I'd type something like, "OMG!!! My cat just knocked the lamp off the counter onto the television and sparks are flying everywhere!!!" Man, if that fictional story didn't derail a heated conversation on whether or not Noah had dinosaurs on the ark or not!