WEIRD THINGS

Just a few weird things that have happened this week:

1. I woke up out of a dream after I muttered the words, "What is that he has tattooed on his BALLS?!?!"

2. I saw a retarded kid walking down the street holding a boom box blasting rap music and he was throwing the peace sign to everybody and his shirt had the question, "Got Puck?" on it.

3. I got a random instant message on my instant messenger from some Christian that I don't know. I asked him if god was everywhere. He replied yes, and then I asked if that meant he was in my colon then. He said yes, as is Satan. And I though I just had gas real bad most of the time.