Friday, December 01, 2006

Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack

"It was not clear why Apgar was in the lake. Judd said Apgar was naked and told deputies he had been smoking crack."

Well, you answered the question right there, didn't you? Naked, crack, in a lake. Makes as much sense as crack, naked, stuck in a 100 pound tub of butter. The key word here is crack. It's just like the time I saw the guy on a bike drive into traffic and get hit by a car that was going almost 100 mph! Why did he drive out into traffic? CRACK!!!!!!

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