Saturday, December 13, 2008

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?

So I'm on my way home tonight and I'm headed East and at this light and I'm where the blue square is and almost completely stopped. Just north of the (click picture to make full size) blue square is a red X. I see something come off of a truck making a turn to the left, which is the blue line. I think, is that a sleeping bag or a body. Sure as fuck, it's a fucking god damned body of some retard fuck wit who can't use the god damned crosswalk that is only fifteen or so feet away. The green arrow shows the direction the guy was running according to people at the scene. I didn't see anything but his body hitting the ground so I didn't have to give a statement. The guy was still alive and really out of it. Who knows if he made it or not. Fucking natural selection. Why does this shit happen in proximity to me? Seriously! Think about it. Crack guy on bike gets decapitated in front of us five years or so ago on our way to see the movie Snow Dogs. Oh, did I mention the fact that the guy who hit crack guy on bike ran home and blew his head off in the shower just after the fact that I yelled at him for being a dip shit in traffic which killed that guy? Then last year drunk idiot hitting neighbors wall and bloody mess all over the place out front of our house. Lived, but seriously fucked up. Now drunk idiot who can't use a crosswalk. I don't need these images in my head people. Fuck yourselves up on your time, not mine! I'm done with it, for fucking real!!!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What is up with and freaky traffic death and dismemberment Hob chob-a-lob from Hib-chib-a-lib

Ephemeron said...

That's really awful.. I'm sorry. :(