I knew it was coming, and I'm not surprised that these guys said that the new UFO sighting in Phoenix was just flairs tied to fishing wire and balloons. Seriously, I am I that far gone that I'm seeing these lights being manipulated into patterns? Do you honestly believe air just caused the lights to space themselves perfectly into shapes? I'm calling bullshit on this just like I cried bullshit back in 1997 with the illumination flare explanation.
As far as weight goes, I'm down to: