DREAM WEIRDNESS

Ok, this was pretty fucked up and rated a 10+ on the scale of impending doom dreams...

JAPANESE SCAT BOWLING TRIP

I was at the bowling ally in the town of Burwell Nebraska, the town I grew up in, and I was there with my childhood friend Stace. He was in his 20's in this dream and we were going to some bowling party or tournament. I really had to take a shit so I run off to the bathroom and it starts getting complicated. I realize that I'm in Japan and the toilets are not the same as they are in the states. I finish my business and go to wipe my ass and things start to get messy. There is shit everywhere and I realize the bus is pulling out in about two minutes. More shit everywhere! I'm wondering how I could have become covered in shit like this, then realize I've been stepping on a giant turd that must have come from a hippo or something. I start crawling on top of the bathroom stalls looking for somthing and there are personal items and money up there! I also realize that some Japanese people have been watching me and I need to get out of there. I pull myself together very loosely and on the way out the door I see a security camera that has been watching me the whole time, as well as the Japanese guy dialing 911. I just want to make a break for my car but as I hit the parking lot I see my car about 60 yards away and a Japanese policeman pointing at my car. Just then a tow truck rams my car through a fence and it goes coasting down the street. I try to run after it but it's two blocks away and somebody jumps in and steals my car. This is where my lucid dream training came in. I realized that I wasn't in Japan and that I was dreaming! I say out loud, "This is bullshit! I don't have to deal with this!" At this point I woke up because I was saying the words out loud in reality and it startled me. So later on today I was telling Brandon about this dream and he said, "Gee Dad, I'm glad I don't have your dreams! I don't think I could handle that..." I don't think I ever had a conversation like that with my dad when I was seven. I would have been ordered to go work in the garden or something.

I also had a pretty weird dream involving a naked 20 year old girl lying in bed with me the other night. Nothing happened but she was digging me. She was one of Miranda's friends in the dream and she didn't have a problem with it. I was thinking that she might tell Josie and I would be in trouble.

Check out these other weird fucking dreams I've had:

Pappa Moon
This page has about three dreams
Snickers Man and Aliens
Tanks
Sun Explodes

I know there are a ton more but you'll have to search the archives for them.