I'M STILL HERE

Oh, it's over! That stretch that nearly killed me at work is finally over! I put in way too many hours at work last week. I feel ill and spent. The mesquite trees pollinating isn't helping things either. I feel like I got ran over just after I smoked about 10 packs of cigarettes. Tonight is the last function of this group that has been in house for the past two weeks. It's been good money but I'm glad to see them go. I want some semblance of freedom back in my life. I want a full day off.

DREAM WEIRDNESS

It's been a weird road down dreamland. Lot's of Christian tainted dreams as of late. Also a butt load of doomsday dreams. One of the dreams I had a couple of nights ago was a nuclear blast that caused parts of the mountains to skid into Tucson and wipe out entire city blocks. I just kind of calmly stood by and thought that this isn't a good thing.

WHAT'S THAT?

Take a look at the Interactive Multi-Lingual Demo. Type in sentences and the computer will speak it back to you. Pretty funny! You can even have it speak in Spanish. I've been calling my friends and leaving weird messages on their phone machines.

NEAR DEATH

Got some sleep last night. This working from 4:15 a.m. to 11:00 p.m. is for the birds. This better be one hell of a tip pool. We have a lot of groups spending a ton of money so it's got to be a good one. The sad thing is that I jump right back into this working all day thing again in about six hours. I will get to sleep Saturday night though. Next week is going to be brutal as well. It's good though, it wasn't so long I was typing here about how poor we were getting from lack of business.

DREAM WEIRDNESS

All my dreams were off the wall last night. The only one I can recall is the one were I was sitting in this huge church with my family. The sermon was about transsexuals and how their sin would damn them to hell. There was a moment of silence and I yell out, "Knock knock!" The preacher asks, "Who's at the door?" I answer back, "I'm a transsexual, can I please come in." Everyone was embarrassed and I was asked to explain why I did this. I told them how hypocritical they all were and they needed to let transsexuals attend their church. This lack of sleep is messing me up mentally.

FUCK ME FREDDY!

Triple shift #1, I'm toast. I have a triple shift tomorrow. I can't imagine how they expect us to do a good job at work in these conditions. So be it. I'm only as good as I can be. Tomorrow I'm going to suck, Wednesday I'll be shit. I worked with the new little Japanese girl tonight. Holy shit! I just gave up at one point. She has no clue what she is doing. I'm off to bed to get my three hours of sleep. I'm toast......

PIMA COUNTY FAIR

Went the fair two nights ago! As you can see it was pretty empty. This picture didn't come out so well either. Opening night isn't the prime night to go I guess. Brandon went on some rides, Miranda didn't want to do anything. We ate nasty food that gave me the shits real bad. We actually ate in the employee area, it was pretty funny. They didn't kick us out and they sold us discount sodas. I ran into a girl I used to work with at Ventana Canyon Resort about 13 years ago. Her name is Robin and she was operating the Karaoke machine in the beer garden. Too funny!

WORK AND HELL

I have more shifts to work starting tomorrow than I've ever had before. I have to be back to work in less than five hours so I won't be sleeping a whole lot tonight. I will be sleeping tomorrow in the afternoon because it will be the last chance for me to get more than a couple of hours sleep until Wednesday! I have a feeling some people will either drop dead at work or get fired this coming week. One of the people I thought would get fired before now almost did the job today. I'm hoping next week is the week this person does themselves in. I will post as often as I can this week. Oh, it's going to be ugly!

D DAY

Spent Tuesday (my day off) with Dennis. First time I've spent any time with him since he got fired. We had a good time shooting the shit, went bowling and I bowled horribly. I bowled 118 for my first and last games and 126 for the middle game. Horrible. I blame my posture for most of it, and the lanes were too oily and I couldn't get my ball to hook properly. Then we went to the mall to people watch and look around at Boarders. I bought Stephen Kings Dream Catcher and The Green Mile. We ate over priced mall Chinese food, that sucked, then I had to run home and pick up Brandon from School. Then it was off to take Josie to see the Doctor for a routine checkup. He's my doctor as well and gave me a lecture on being overweight and eating smaller portions. I know all of this already, I know I'm overweight, I know I don't exercise enough, I know all of this. Hey, I work around food all day just about every day. It's great food too, it's not your run of the mill hotel food, or even resort food as far as it goes. The food at work is excellent, my wife doesn't cook so I enjoy great food that I don't have to cook when I have the opportunity! I do need to loose weight though.

MILITARY

Who out there is reading this blog that is in the military? I keep getting hits on this blog from a navy computer. Identify yourself!

MORE AND MORE DREAM WEIRDNESS

The weird dreams continue. I was trying to find a clock in my dreams the other night and every time I did the time read different. Spent a long time doing this. Also had a dream where they were making porn movies. The deeper my sleep was the better the movies were, every time I was about to wake up they lessened in quality. Now, there wasn't any porn action in this dream, they were printing the movies to sell. Weird. I will say this one thing, I'm friends with a lot of hot chicks in the dream world, so I've got that going for me.

HAPPY DAY OF
THE LIVING DEAD

Was it Jesus who came back from the dead or was it this guy? Isn't he dead yet? Man, it's got to be check out time, seriously! This is one of the last people I'd hand my kid over to. That poor little kid.

TUCSON DRIVERS SUCK

I've almost gotten into serious accidents twice in the past two days. Last night I was driving home from work and some asshole with California license plates cuts me off and almost causes me to smash into the median. I was going to post his plate here but I got back at that fucker. I got ahead of him at the next light then slowed down and wouldn't let him pass. I know I got back at him because he tried to follow me home after that. Good fun. Then on the way home today I'm going down far north Craycroft heading south. There is only two lanes and some fuckoff thought it was a good time to pass a car and came at me head on. I had to hit my breaks and go into the dirt or it would have been a head on collision. I so wish I could have turned around and followed that car to the next light! Some motherfucker would have gotten bitch slapped!

DREAM WEIRDNESS

Make it stop! What in the fuck do these aliens want? It's been just about every night as of late. Very weird dreams, too weird to post.. No, no anal probing or anything like that, more like end of the world stuff.

FRESH HOLES

So the FCC is turning into Big Brother. They don't want Howard Stern talking about minty fresh pie holes or anal sex. George Bush and his ilk are using the FCC to play the part of Big Brother, how lovely. And to think that a little nipple started this landslide. I can't believe there are so many people that are offended over this shit. Hell, why don't you all just crawl in a hole with your bibles and wait for the end? Wouldn't it all be better that way? I'm tired of this bullshit pseudo morality. If you don't like it, turn the goddamned channel! It's a lot like my blog, if I offend you then you shouldn't be reading this because I'm one of the godless heathens. You might be lead astray by reading this and you will die a nasty eternity in a fiery pit created by a loving god. Now nobody take that personal! That's only directed at the frightened rabble.  If I were Howard I'd move to satellite and internet radio.

DREAM WEIRDNESS

Boy, very weird. I dreamt that I was sucking up to the cooperate heads over at FUSE for some reason? Maybe it's because I want Juliya Chernetsky in a big way and this was the only way to get her. Who knows. I also had a dream that Paul Numan and James Cahn were in a new movie. They were wearing facials and talking about canning. Now, either I've fucking lost it or I'm being forced to watch way too much Lifetime for women television. The gray aliens have been at the center of my dreams a lot as well.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

We started ripping out all of the carpet and chiseling out the old 1950's style tile that cascades throughout the house underneath it. Ugly, ugly tile! It's this horrid gray color with speckles in it. Ugly! We bought a southwest style of ceramic tile that is going to be placed down and make the house look a whole lot nicer. So we are going to live in a construction zone for the next couple of months. Josie has no idea what she has gotten herself into.

WTF?

In traffic yesterday I look over and this skinny bearded guy next to me at a red light is simulating oral sex on a straw. What in the hell is that all about? Seriously! I wanted to yell something out my window but I was too flabbergasted to say anything.

LUNCH

I'm invited to a luncheon with the managers of the resort on Friday. I'm being recognized for something, not sure what just yet but I have an idea. I will write about it after the fact.

DICK

Found this song DICK IS A KILLER via Idle Type, one of my favorite blogs. It's the President doing the vocals for this nifty little dance tune. Funny how you can manipulate words and phrases to say entirely different things. Anyway, the song came from THIS web site.

TIRED

Lack of sleep, you know all about it if you have been reading this blog for a while. It's 10:00 a.m. and I'm going to go take a nap.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET

I'm laughing my ass off at CNN, FOX, and MSNBC for spending hours on this story about Audrey Seiler being abducted. It serves them right for exploiting the hardship being experienced by everyday people. I'm sick of the breaking news attitude adopted by the media in the United States. I'd say 95% of the time their breaking news is pure crap! Audrey Seiler your a loony, but your my hero!

WAR

The war at work trudges on but I'm keeping my mouth shut and my nose clean. I'm going to let the nasty people do themselves in. They are doing a good job of it.

RAIN

We are being pelted with rain! It's chilly, it's rainy, and this should keep me from having to work outside tomorrow. Thank you mother nature!

BREAKING NEWS!

I'm done posting for today. I'm going to go take a shit now, film at 11:00!!!

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57 WAYS TO LEAVE YOUR LOVER

It's hard to use ketchup or even Heinz 57 sauce because of my dad. Every time I went to use either of these lovely condiments I got a lecture about how to properly extrude these substances from their glass containers. Not almost every time, but EVERY time! If you were here I would show you how to do it, but your not so try and imagine if you can me holding a bottle of ketchup a little less than horizontally. Now, hit the bottle in the side facing down, NO! NOT LIKE THAT! I'm happy as hell my dad wasn't around while I was wiping my ass because I don't think I could have done that right either.

ROCK STAR UPDATE

Miranda is playing with the guitar quite a bit. Lessons will be in order soon. It's getting to the point where headphones will be necessary soon because the same notes being played over and over are almost maddening!

THE PASSION

I'm listening to audio tracts taken from the movie on a radio show. I'm failing to see anything passionate about knocking the shit out of someone. I'm thinking of making a short film of myself taking a dump and calling it THE CANDY STORE.

SMALL TOWN, USA

This is a picture of people in the town where I grew up in Nebraska. Is it any wonder I almost went mad? Take a gander at the modern style and fashion. Even after 20 years of not living there I'm still thankful I took a gamble and moved to Tucson without ever being here before. It paid off!

ROCK GODDESS

Look at what Miranda got yesterday!  I'm investing in my retirement. She makes it real big, I get to retire early.

STICKY FINGERS J. ICE

That's my new pimp name. This page here is where I was given my new name. I found it via the blog called Idle Type which you can find on my blogroll. J. Ice in the hizzouse!

DREAM WEIRDNESS

I'm dreaming about work a lot again. Two nights ago I was stuck on Grant Rd. where the old TanqueVerde swap meet used to be and this caravan of East-Indian people were looking for rides. They were being transported on two large flatbed trucks which had both broken down. I tell them I'm going two blocks, they want rides to New York. So all of a sudden we are on walkie-talkies calling out for 47-Gary. That's radio talk from work. I was in dream land trying to hail a banquet captain for help. I'm loosing it! Then last night I dreamt I was at a meeting with the General Manager and some of my co-workers. I went to say something and the evil ones tried to talk over me. I just talked louder and ended up in the front of the room giving a speech. The GM was sympathetic with me but told me later on in the dream that there was nothing he could do about the nasty ones. I knew I had to do something about all of this.

WTF?

I'm horny and craving roast beef! What in hells great name is this all about?

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ROCK

Miranda wants an electric guitar. She totally wants to do the rock 'n roll chick thing. I told her that she needs to learn to play that thing, get really good then find three other chicks to form a band and I'll front it. I've got the heavy metal voice and how many bands out there have four teen age chicks in a band being fronted by an old bald white guy? It's got to work! We'll call ourselves GRANDDAD AND THE STEPSISTERS or something like that. We're going to be famous! Bring on the champagne and hot chicks!!!

WHAT THE....?

I'm truly baffled! The number of people visiting this page daily dropped sharply about two weeks ago. I was lucky if 20 even stopped by for a glance, and it even dropped down around 10 quite a few times. Now, all of a sudden the hits are back up to around 50 or so a day. Weird.

BRAIN DEAD

Yesterday I had a humorous post dreamt up for today. Today I can't for the life of me remember what it was. Only thing I can remember was that it involved my dad when I was younger. I've tried to remember what it was all day to the point where I'm almost going mad. Total brain fart, I can't remember....

FREEDOM

I made it out for a change! Went out and ate sushi, had some drinks, and even talked the band that was playing into letting me get up on stage with them and they let me sing a song! It was totally rad I tell you! I got great props from the people at the bar as well, even though it didn't go as well as I had hoped. My friends said I kicked ass. Then I started feeling real sick. May have been the wasabi interacting with the alcohol plus I smoked a few cigarettes (I don't smoke often) on top of all of that. So, I went home and did the Pepto thing and fell asleep. I think all the Tucson bloggers should get together and do Karaoke one of these nights. Oh, it was also Josie's birthday! I got her a nice arrangement of flowers, a card, and $30. She was pissed off that I didn't take her out anywhere. I told her she was lucky that I even got her anything seeing she hasn't even told me Happy Birthday in years, let alone gotten me anything. Sushi, motherfuckers!

DREAM WEIRDNESS

Twice now I have dreamt that Josie and I are at the adult store. Nothing really happens, just browsing. The funny thing is that Josie would never go into a place like that even if you paid her! Been dreaming about the greys (aliens) again.

WORK

It's going to slow down this week so I have a chance to write here. We have a cast of new on-call workers that is breathing some life into the department. I also have something new on the horizon at work, will type about it when it comes about. I also thanked one of the guest for being at the resort. I do it all of the time, thank them for their business. I guess this impressed one of the meeting planners for the group that was just in house dropping loads of money. So I got some positive feedback from management. It's still weird at work with the people getting fired recently. I have very little to say to some people. I'm mainly only speaking to people I consider my friends at work. There are two people I try to avoid at all costs now. I have a gut feeling things are going to get much better there soon.

I TURNED INTO MY DAD!

It's true, I'm my dad now. I repeat all the things I hated my dad saying to me as a child. I have the same temperament as well. Josie calls me by my dads name a lot because she even noticed this. My brothers have said the same thing. How did this happen? I on the other hand am still a rock and roller through and through. I'm still a huge metal head. I'm going to be a scary old man, shitting himself and listening to metal. Euthanasia better be legal when I'm older.

BEST BUY

What's up with the hot black chick following me around at Best Buy? She wasn't the prettiest thing in the world but man was she built for speed, and she was following me around the store.  I'm serious, maybe she digs older white dudes, or maybe she caught me checker her out and enjoyed the attention. It was weird. I was buying GameCube stuff, there she is. I walk over to the DVD section, there she is. Car Stereo, there she is. Even followed me to the check out line where she proceeded to whip out a large roll of $100 bills. That whole trip to Best Buy was just weird.

AFTER THE FALL

Talking to Dennis as I type this, pretty negative chat. He's thinking about working in a book store or someplace quiet. I'm also finding out how hard it is to type and talk at the same time. Funny how things work at my place of employment. The shit stirrers get treated well and the hard workers get shit on. Life is grand.

CALLING DR. LOVE

I know I should call Dennis seeing he got fired a few days ago but I'm going to hold off. I have enough to worry about and think about without listening to him go over the same thing about seven times or more in one conversation. He's one of these people who will beat a subject to death even when you said your going to hang up now and then keep you on the line another 30 minutes. I think it sucks that he got fired, and I think the people who headed up this little lynch mob are vindictive, but one has to watch what they say and who they say it in front of. I'm being super quiet at work and not saying a whole bunch. Tomorrow is a departmental meeting and I'm sure the shit will hit the fan in one way or another. A lot of things are going to swing in my direction, but in a positive way. It's time things change for the better at work.

COVER SONGS

These are a few songs I'd like to hear famous people cover, even if some of them are dead:

Bob Dylan - Karma Chameleon
(Culture Club)

Ethel Merman - Whole Lotta Love
(Led Zeppelin)

Jimmy Swaggart - Rubber Biscuit
(The Chips)

Tiny Tim - I Wanna Dance With Some Body
(Whitny Houston)

Carol Channing - Hey Ya!
(Outkast)

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ALL OUT WAR

It's war at work now. It's an all out power struggle against the old faction and they are going down. Things are unbearable there and I'm being forced to basically live there at the same time. I'm making lots of money so that's alight. One of the alcoholic drug addicts decided to get in my business yesterday, this person is a repeat offender and is going down next. Wish I could say more but I can't. We had one person fired last week, more to come soon. I'm hanging in there, and it's not pretty.

FUNNY STUFF

It's hard to remember the funny things that have been happening because of the immensity of the negativity at work. Some guest with funny names this past few weeks were Mike Hunt and Ed Zeppelin. I'm not making this up. Two nights ago while offering coffee to people a gentleman asked if he could get some tea. I asked if he had any preference and he said he liked the hot Asian type. I told him I like hot Asians too, but was curious about the kind of tea he wanted. This guy about fell off his chair from laughter. There is a ton more but I'm tired and have almost zero recall. I need to start writing this down at work as it happens.

UPDATE!!

My best friend at work just got fired!!!!!! This is getting scary!!!!

BLOG

Maybe I'm just tired but the desire to keep this blog going is waning. If you read this blog, please give me some good reasons to keep it going! I'm having trouble finding any myself.

I KNOW WHERE WALDO CHUMLEY IS!

Anyone remember the post last year from June 24th? Well, it's taken quite a while but the drug addict known as Chumley did himself in today. I don't know what he was on but security had to escort him off property and he refused a drug test. I called it when I said it was going to be a rough year. Two of the drug addicts from that post are gone, two more to go. Tomorrow is the triple shift from hell that everyone is upset about. I'm going to take it all very slow. Life goes on. I'm already tired as hell, but this tip pool is going to rock! HELP ME!

LOW

This hits on this page are at an all time low. People like it better when I talk about masturbation and stuff like that. I don't know why but but the last time I talked about that subject my hits went up for two weeks. I know most guys do the mambo but a lot of girls either don't do it or are afraid to admit it. Why are we all still so afraid of sex? Anyway, most people have some kind of fetish. Mine happens to be Goth Asian Women in stockings




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