Monday, September 29, 2008

NO BAIL OUT!


So yeah, I'm pretty happy that America didn't get hijacked today. Sure, things are going to shit but from what I understand, if this would have passed, the dollar would have weakened and most of that money would have went to foreign banks. It's the current administration grabbing every American dollar as fast as they can as the ship goes down. The fat cats would have remained fat, and we would have ultimately been screwed. So, let us have our down time, let the necessary recession happen. Let the greedy get fucked by being responsible for their own actions, it's their fault we are in this.

So, what can we do at this point? Start investing in green energy, and that technology, it can only help. Oil is not going to last for ever and being pioneers in this technology can only be profitable. Free PART OF WHAT WILL SAVE US IS GETTING OUT OF THIS FUCKING MEANINGLESS WAR!!!!


Seriously, tell me the benefits of this war, other than helping bankrupt our country and kill off thousands upon thousands of innocent people. Yeah, the stock market is taking a plunge, but fuck it, that's not my fault. Fuck Gdoubleyah, fuck John McCain who "suspended" his campaign to focus on the this major dilemma (a publicity stunt that failed) and failed to do anything. As a matter of fact, I watched him campaigning and attacking Obama this morning instead of doing something to help save this nation. Fuck Pretty Vacant Palin for jeopardizing this whole country by being unqualified and possibly being a heart beat away from being an American president, fuck the religious right, and fuck the fuckers who fucked us and created this fucked up heap of fucked up shit. Yeah, I'm scared as hell about what is going to happen in the next few months. I'm scared that some of you out there voted for Bush. Double shame for those who voted for him twice. Seriously, how could you have been so blind? FUCK!

On a lighter note, I found GOD!!! He was in the refrigerator, way in the back behind the eggs. Sadly, he was moldy and unusable so I had to throw him out.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

XXX PORN THAT'S SFW!

This made me laugh a little today. As did McCain and Palin.


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WITCH HUNTER

This is the same guy who has been driving "witches" out of towns in South Africa. That is Sara Palin. HOW FUCKING CRAZY DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO WANT THIS FUCKTARD AS VP?

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

STUPID AS FUCK

Today was EPIC FAIL day for McCain and Palin. They are in so much trouble, that McCain decided to postpone his run for President so he can focus on the economy. Translated, he's scared shitless and doesn't want to debate Obama, nor does he want Pretty Fucking Vacant to be in any part of any debate. She has no clue what is going on, as this CBS clip shows. This ran today.



By the way, Obama said, it's still on, and that as President you will have to deal with more than just one issue at a time. McCain got owned.

LOL "I'll try to find ya sum and I'll bring them to yah!" Vacant.....

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

HYPOCRITE


This fucker says he is going to fix things. He thinks "the fundamentals of the economy are strong".



How in the fuck can he wipe his own senile ass let alone fix things? He is in bed with the people that are driving this country into the ground. Here is a list if you have any doubts. And as stated before, for anyone who cares, I will not shut up about this till I see that fucker defeated. Watch the news, our country is literally in real bad shape due to the GOP and their mismanagement of our country. Fix things my ass. Fuck off McCain, and take that religious twat with you. Fuckers.

ROBOT ARM

There is a lot that is going to happen in the next twenty years. Sci-fi type stuff that most people don't even know about. It is going to be freaky and it's all ready starting. Here is a cool video from CURRENT on robotic arms.

Monday, September 15, 2008

PINK FLOYD'S RICHARD WRIGHT DEAD AT 65 FROM CANCER


This is a very sad day for me. PINK FLOYD is one of those bands that is in my top five best bands of all time. I'd say only THE BEATLES and HENDRIX are before them in my book. At any rate, I'm glad I caught their reunion on television about five years ago. They were tight, and Roger Waters seemed like he was having the time of his life. Sadly, any chance of another reunion or anything else from PINK FLOYD is pretty much over at this point, unless the three remaining guys get some kind of wild hair up their ass and actually do something. I highly doubt that will ever happen.

I didn't really get into FLOYD until I was about 16 when my uncle Bob gave me a cassette tape of DARK SIDE OF THE MOON. I really only listened the song TIME because it was just such a cool song with the weird intro and then all the weird bells chiming all at once. At any rate, I listened a little more and then more, and then THE WALL came out, and it hooked me even a bit more. I don't think it was until I started listening to all the old stuff that I really became a fan. I love the Syd Barrett stuff. Anyway, it's a sad day in rock and roll history.

SLEAZY VACANT BULLSHIT


So I hear things from friends, co-workers, associates and so forth (not many mind you) that Sarah Palin is a strong woman, moral woman, well grounded. I say, bullshit. She has no clue what is going on, and the way the McCain group is going around spreading lies is now getting condemnation from the Republican party itself. Romney and Rove are the latest to say that he has gone too far. If you feel the need to fuck up this country, and be a part of the sleazy campaign that is McCain/Palin, then so be it. But when they destroy what is left of this country, I'll be one of those people looking to kick your ass for letting it happen! Trust me on this.

As far as me, well... I cut the shit out of my thumb trying to open up a can of food yesterday. Lost my appetite. So yeah, look for my new weight loss book to be out soon. "CUTTING YOUR WAY TO A NEW SKINNY YOU!"

Saturday, September 13, 2008

BACK TO BASICS & BRAINWASHING

Yay! So I'm back over here. It just makes sense, easy to use and manipulate. I miss the networking ease of VOX but I don't have a ton of people reading here, so it's back to the basics for me. I will probably update the feel of this blog in the near future. Anyway, I'll still use VOX for holding info about me that is easy to link to.

So with that said, is it any wonder that this kid is already fucked up for life? Religion seriously fucked me up in the long run, but I don't remember my parents ever dressing me up and putting me up in front of the congregation to babble incoherently, that's the preachers job. Anyway, this little kid is just as coherent as any preacher.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

HE'S WATCHING

This is more disturbing news. You can't even visit Youtube now without the powers that be looking in on you to see what is going on. At least the The Electronic Frontier Foundation is stepping in and doing something about it. Utter bullshit. Thanks Nancy Pelosi and Congress for fucking us in the ass instead of having the balls to make this a better country. Hello Big Brother! Fucking cunts.

GOD DAMN IT!


Seriously, WTF! I have more religious programing on DIRECTV than any other genre. It's all Christian based as well. Most of it is in the nose bleed tier but still, why am I forced to pay for about twenty channels of bullshit? Make it an option, if people want to pay for that shit, then let them. I'm seriously considering switching to another service. I will admit, watching this douchebags (TODD BENTLY) show did provide a nights worth of entertainment. We sporadically switched to GODTV where they were broadcasting a prayer and healing tent revival that lasted five hours or so.



It basically consisted of a shitty band on stage, babbling nonsense about loving Jesus over and over. Babbling to the point of ridiculousness. I'm not being a hater, but the mindlessness and sheep like behavior was over the top. It made us laugh anyway. Hey, send them your money! Seriously, they deserve it if your stupid enough to send it.

Oh, and while I'm on the subject, here is the only way to handle those pesky gloom and doom Christian assholes who show up on Collage campuses or at the mall. You know the ones, the ones shouting incoherent bullshit and waving signs. This is too funny!

BACK UP!

Just to back up what I posted below, check this out....


Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

TROUBLED AND PISSED

I have to admit, I'm feeling more and more like Winston Smith from George Orwell's 1984. Here is why. You have articles like this one here stating that we are close to war with Iran, which by the way will destroy what is left of this country. See how people react when they are paying $12.00 for gas and even more for food than they are now! At the same time, the news we get here in the USA is beyond shitty and juvenile. CNN does shit like this:

CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO SEE IT IN FULL

while on the other hand Fox news applies incredibly childish and inexcusable tactics such as this:



You can find the article by clicking here. Seriously, wtf? And I'm to be made out as a conspiracy theorist, a whack job, or un-patriotic if I question any of this. Well, fuck that. This isn't the country I grew up in. I'm sure they will have my head at some point in the future for saying these things. Seriously, just give them a chance.

COMPUTER FAILURE

So I spent all of yesterday trying to fix Brandon's computer. He had a nasty bastard called VIRTUMONDE and pray you don't ever get it. I spent an entire day trying to remove it, and I tried everything. EVERYTHING! I couldn't locate the recover disk to his computer so I didn't think I had any more options. Then, Brandon found the disk and I was able to just take his computer back to the factory setting, minus any virus. So, now his ethernet card isn't working, so I have to tackle that in order to get to the net, and his windows key has been scrubbed off by Josie, so if I need it for some odd reason, then I'm just going to have to wait and get him a new computer. Blah.....

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

MOVE THE BLOG?

UPDATE!! VOX IS DEAD. IT HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN...

I'm thinking about moving my blog. I just want a cleaner feel and this one here is so outdated that I can only gain from a fresh start, so click below and follow the link. Then bookmark!!! Tell me what you think. May just stay here, I'm so fickle....

Saturday, June 28, 2008

DIABLO 3 JUST ANNOUNCED!





I'm posting this before many other game sites are doing, too bad nobody ever comes here!!! Well, Blizzard just announced Diablo III a few moments ago. I'm so excited that I don't know what to do. This is good cause I'm in need of a new game. Just updated this, follow the link to the new site, there is a game play video. Looks like fun!!

Friday, June 27, 2008

I'M STILL IN LOVE!

I'm not gay but there is absolutely no reason not to be in love with King Diamond! Exhibit A:



Just fucking metal to the core and man can that guy sing!!!!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

I THINK I JUST PISSED MYSELF!!

I have now watched this about ten times, I'm still laughing!! God, this is funny as hell! It's genius, slow down a baby laughing to the point it sounds like. well, who knows!

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Saturday, June 14, 2008

LIKE I SAID, HE'S FUCKING US...

MY FAVORITE VIDEOS OF ALL TIME

Going to do a series of video posts on my favorite videos of all time. Going to kick it off with Alice Cooper seeing I have been on a huge Cooper binge this past couple of weeks. Alice is by far one of my favorite artists of all time, not to mention one of the coolest as well. He is a stand up guy in real life, a great philanthropist, and much more. So, here is I'M EIGHTEEN. Love the ending, with the word pollution in the background and everything.... Enjoy!!!



Also, using AlienGUIse now. Here is my desktop. I like it better than the standard Windows XP GUI.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

DREAM WEIRDNESS


I was having a dream just a bit ago that woke me up. It's just after six a.m. here so if you know me, then you know it's real fucking early and I have no business being up at this moment. So here it is:

THE MOM


In the dream Josie and I are in bed trying to sleep. Josie is crying that she knows the spirits of her dead family are there and just wants to be with them. Seeing that this is a new house (just one of those things you naturally know in dreams....) I want no part of it. I tell her NO! but she pleads with the spirits to show themselves. It's her brother Louis that seems to be there. But the spirit I see is of some cute little girl, who moves around the corner so that it can't be seen. Josie then knows she can call on her mom and her sister Laverne. They then walk around the same corner the little girl had walked around, so that we can see them...

JUST THEN.... My virus alert goes off on my computer, scaring the shit out of me!!! This woke me up. Talk about timing. I have had poltergeist experience in the past. This didn't sit well with me so now I can't sleep.

And for an experiment, to see if I get more hits on this page due to wording.


Wednesday, May 14, 2008

2008 HONDA FIT

TIME FOR A NEW CAR


I'm getting rid of my old car before it decides to break down and I have to start sinking a lot of money into it. I'm going to go with a HONDA FIT SPORT. The car I have now looks like the one pictured below which is not my car, but it's the same make, model, color, and year. A 2000 Hyundai Elantra.


What color of HONDA FIT would you get? These are the colors I'd go with at this point. I'm thinking mostly orange, like this


but would do red or blue. I sound like some ditsy blond picking out fucking shoes... Anyway, seeing that it's a Japanese car, there is a rumor that you get one of these


with the sport version of the fit. I'm getting one for shizzle!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

FOX, EVIL BIG BROTHER

Bullshit brainwashing fucktards. I fucking hate what has become of our country. Shame on the fucktards who let these people remain in power. America, that is what you get for being lazy!

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

RONALD JENKEES IS F'IN AMAZING!

Check these out. I think this guy is awesome and wish I could play one quarter as good as he does. Anyway, he's a bit of a geek, but aren't we all? He's saying, "Hello Tubes" by the way.



Thursday, April 24, 2008

THE HOBBIT (THE MOVIE)
UPDATE!!



Looks like it's on!!! This site here has all the details so far!!! I am excited as hell!!!!

TIME TO DEBUNK


I knew it was coming, and I'm not surprised that these guys said that the new UFO sighting in Phoenix was just flairs tied to fishing wire and balloons. Seriously, I am I that far gone that I'm seeing these lights being manipulated into patterns? Do you honestly believe air just caused the lights to space themselves perfectly into shapes? I'm calling bullshit on this just like I cried bullshit back in 1997 with the illumination flare explanation.

As far as weight goes, I'm down to:

209

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

UFOS OVER PHOENIX AGAIN
4/21/2008

Yep, it's happened again! Dozens of people saw these lights:







floating around Phoenix, AZ. Several videos of this and pictures were taken. Better evidence than the huge flap over Texas a few months ago. Here is a little known video from the 1997 lights over Phoenix in 1997 which is another one of the hugest documented mass UFO observations in the United States.



NORAD, The Air Force, nor the Police know anything about what happened last night.The Airforce said they didn't have anything in the sky last night in that area. So, our airspace has been violated once again by unknown objects. This is pretty serious folks. Laugh it off, shrug it off, pretend not to care, but regardless it's still pretty scary. Stuff like this goes on a lot in AZ. Reported or not. I even remember being at work a few years back when a bunch of people at a wedding saw a UFO and couldn't believe it. READ THIS POST if you want to learn more about it. It happened five years ago, this time of year. What's going on?

Monday, April 21, 2008

MIRANDA CAN SING

I don't know why she is so embarrassed to sing in front of people when she has such a great voice. Here is a video she made of herself singing.

Sunday, April 20, 2008

PIMA COUNTY FAIR

First off, we saw the band Metal Elvis, and they fuckin rock!



Brandon won a guitar, Mike won a keyboard, Miranda won some stuffed animals, I ate poorly for the first time in over a week. But, I'm still down on my weight. I'm at:


210

Friday, April 11, 2008

ZOMFG!!!!!!!!

I haven't laughed so hard in months, I swear to Jesus and his 65 Mustang convertible! I'll say no more, just watch this and ponder the wonders of life....


Worst Rap Battle Ever - Watch more free videos

So you step down
Off of the pedestal,
I'm the best man
You need to go,
Too the fucking dental....

ELI

READING TAROT CARDS ONLINE


You can go here to have your cards read for free by me. I'm on when I have a chance so check often. My accuracy is pretty good. Actually had about twenty people online at one point this evening. Of course some of them were just trolling and looking to get banned. But, it was fun. Made my second person cry tonight doing readings. Anyway, busy work week ahead. I'll try and type out some of the weird dreams I've been having this past week.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

I'VE QUIT WOW!!!

Yes, it's true! I discontinued my subscription to World of Warcraft. After not playing much of it, and handing over guild control to a fellow guild person I came back to find I had been demoted and that the guild was moving to a new server. That was enough for me, I was burnt out anyway and decided that was it. So, I have LOTR online at the moment. Blah. I might go back to playing WOW someday, but for now, I'm going to play the two months I paid for on LOTR. It's not as fun or well put together as WOW. Where is Diablo III when you need it??? HELP!!!!

Friday, February 22, 2008

GOD HATES

I would have called this post BITCH SLAPPED, because that is the reality of what happened to THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH. Looks like the hater hates them as well. Fuck those ignorant bastards. Karma is a bitch, and they got what they had comming!!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

HIDI KLUM IS DENSE

So, this clip here:




Led me to make this music video here:



I know I'm weird, you don't have to tell me....

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

DREAM EXPERIMENT ONE

Well, I met

THE FOOL from the tarot deck in my dreams last night, as well as THE HIGH PRIESTESS. I met THE FOOL on the road near the cliff he is so dangerously close to in the card. This also happened to be outside of THE UNDERCITY from World Of Warcraft. Odd. I asked him to tell me who he is. He started talking but all I can remember is that he said he had a wand, a disk, a sword, and a cup in his bag and that he was taking them to


THE MAGICIAN. He then went on to tell me that THE MAGICIAN didn't really know how to use them correctly, even though he pretended that he did, and that only


THE HIGH PRIESTESS knew what to do with them. He said she needed to teach us what they are for. The wind was in her hair and she was wise beyond all description. She was so beautiful that I can't even put it into words. I knew she had infinite wisdom. That is all I can remember. Will try and pry more out of them tonight.

I also dreamed I was with Barrack Obama in a private room at work. I was in charge of his meals and so forth and we were talking. I told him he needed a hug and resentfully accepted one. Was in the Udall Room at work. Fucking weird.

Also, dreamt that I was inside the Burwell Nebraska Fire House. It was empty accept for a large concrete shower. I guess I needed to be clean cause I took a shower. Very odd.

So, the only part where I was aware that I was dreaming was the tarot card dream. Very vivid and in color.

DREAM LAND


Had a very disturbing dream two nights ago that Brandon was trying to tell me he loved me. I was done with him at that point and would have nothing to do with him. I kept pushing him away and telling him to just go, that it was too late. It set a horrible mood for the rest of the day, really bad mood. I felt horrible and could do nothing about it. Anyway, going to start and experiment with lucid dreaming, going to record them as soon as they happen. Will type them out here. Hope I can get back there to tell him that I didn't mean it. Made me feel a bit like Abraham selling out Isaac in the bible. I'd never sacrifice my kid if the voices told me to! The bible is crazy. Anyway, been dreaming tons this past week. I should have been on the ball and recorded them all....

Going to try and meet THE FOOL from the tarot card in my dream this week. First thing I will try to do.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

NOTHING NEW, BUT YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW THAT...

EBN - Dreammaster



Suicide - Ghost Rider



SKINNY PUPPY - Monster Radio Man



FSOL - Lifeforms part 2



Revolting Cocks - TV Mind

Saturday, February 09, 2008

THE ENEMY, ARE WE WINING THE WAR?

Vote John McCain and we can kill more of the enemy, and bankrupt America at the same time......

Thursday, February 07, 2008

THIS COULD BE YOUR KID!


John McCain wants to continue the war. These are the results of their war. Have you seen any other positive results? If so, please e-mail them to me so I can see them for myself. This could be my son. I can't even imagine her pain. You think Jesus or George can bring him back to life? Fuck you, you fucking warmongers! Our country is in deep shit, if you think I'm lying then you haven't been paying attention. I predicted it would come to this, cause I knew it would, deep in my heart. Think I'm lying, ask my kids. I told them it would be like it is now. Who will fix it? You think John McCain can fix this country? You're seriously fucked if you do....

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

IT'S A FUCKING LIE!!!!


Laid back my ass!!! I need to relax at this point! It's day three of four and I'm like toast, but not fully toasted. I've been dealing with the kosher crowed for the most part, special duty. MOST of these people are nice but the few upscale spoiled fuckers that I have had to deal with gave me my first migraine of the year, and not a one of them has tipped me at all. Period. Don't want to sound racist, but jesus christ, help a brother out!!! I'm kicking ass for you, you're rich as shit, fucking share the wealth!!! Had some great entertainment tonight, big names in comedy that I'll leave out here. I have to be back to work in less than five hours and I just got home. Guinness beer and a couple of Tylenol PM and I'm on my way. Oh, and Brandon is sick as shit. The guy who has been renting my garage for his shit is over a month late on his payment and trying to be cheap about paying me. I'm going to start selling his shit soon. Fucker. Don't help friends, they only end up fucking you without lube or a reach around, trust me on this....

Saturday, February 02, 2008

MYSPACE

CLICK THIS PICTURE TO SEE FULL VIEW
Hell, I thought MYSPACE was full of them. Shows how much I know... Anyway, work is busy as hell, won't even be home for more than a few quick naps and a shower for the next two days. It's going to suck balls...

Friday, February 01, 2008

DANCE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Clearly demented and straight up my ally!! It's fresh, it's funky, it's disco, it's worth dancing to, isn't it?

Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage



Peaches - Fuck the pain away

Sunday, January 20, 2008

MORE ON TEXAS SIGHTING


Ricky Sorrells got a good look at the UFO that was sighted in Texas this past week. The only person to have seen it in day light in fact. The picture above is a computer generated picture of what he saw of the underside. Remember, the people, including Sorrells, who saw this thing said said it was over a mile long and half a mile wide. He happened to be out hunting and got a good look at it with the scope on his hunting rifle at 3X power. You can see on the drawing here:


that there was some kind of mirage phenomenon going on. He said it wasn't steam, so I would say it was either some kind of energy field or heat. He also said there were no seams or bolts that were visible, as if the entire bottom was from a mold of some sort. I'm still pretty skeptical of this guys account but it's pretty wild none the less.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

NEW UFO SIGHTING IN TEXAS


People in Texas saw one of these in the past few days. These things are over a mile long, they are seen all over the world, and was what was seen the night of the Phoenix Lights back in 1997. I remember seeing people on the local news talking about driving under it for over a mile on the interstate, and how it was so huge that it blocked out all the stars, and that the only thing visible was the lights on this massive vehicle. A friend of mine was up there that night and saw it, and said it wasn't anything close to ilumination flairs like the military said they were. Hell, even the (now ex) governor Fife Symington says it was a UFO, and that at the time he was unable to say anything due to his position, and even saw the thing. So, call me crazy, but this has got to be looked in to. It's time to quit covering things up and trying to make people look wacky! You can all be in denial, I'm personally concerned.

In other news, I'm down to:

213

Saturday, January 12, 2008

I'VE TOTALLY LOST IT....


So, nine a.m. this morning the alarm goes off so I can get up and get ready for work. I shot straight up and said, "Home owner...." out loud. All I know is I was having a dream about the play (on words) on "homo" and "moaner." So the HOMO part was a bit drawn out. Yes. I'm a bit disturbed by this... I have gay friends, so it's not like I go around calling gay people homo. What I recall is that I was dreaming about making a joke. Homo, and moaner, as one word or something. like that. Regardless, it's still just fucking weird as hell....

Friday, January 11, 2008

DAY TOO....

Did well today. Mostly salad and meat, little bit of melon and gratuitous sex. Overall I'm pretty damn proud of myself. Now, the humor:



I lied about the sex...

IT'S ON!!


I'm back on my way to being skinny. I am basically on day two and weighed myself just to see where I am. I originally started out at about 240 pounds three years ago. I got down to about 187 or so last year. Well, I got back up to 214 and this shit needs to stop. I'm tired of being chubby. So, this is me proclaiming my weight loss. I will be 175 pounds soon. No more eating crap, no more procrastinating, no more feeling like shit! It's back to a low carb, sugar free way of eating. I already feel better. No lie. So it's basically a combo of Atkins, sugar busters, and south beach. Basically, watch what you eat. Green stuff, as much as I like with meat, some cheese, and a few fruits and nuts. I'm at:

214

Thursday, January 10, 2008

TIME FOR RETRO

SESAME STREET
FAT CAT SAT HAT

Holy cow! I've been looking for this for a while! Now I have to memorize it!!!

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

What's Happening!!


Anyone remember Shirley from WHAT'S HAPPENING!!? I swear to god she's back from the dead and was attending the hospitality reception I worked tonight! It really was odd, and I know she's been dead for ten or so years, but if they ever remake this series, the big lady at the reception wins the look alike-sound alike contest hands down!! Sad truth is that Fred Berry died a few years back so I have no idea who will play Rerun... If you say Cedric the Entertainer I swear I'll hunt you down and kill you....

Monday, January 07, 2008

JUST SOME COMMON SENSE

As I think back, I have a few things to say. Kids, listen to me when I say this.....


having babies and doing drugs is not a good idea. Please, don't do either!

Which brings me to my tiny inappropriate rant. Is it just me, or has America gotten so fat that you can't tell the difference between chubby females and pregnant females? I can't any longer. And, this is coming from a guy who isn't skinny. So, I'm not being a hater and I'm not pointing fingers, I'm just wondering if my judgment is off....

ALSO.....


Why, for fucks sake, do only guys or old women try to pick up on me? Seriously! I'm not saying the occasional compatible woman hasn't, but nine out of ten times it's either a gay guy or a much older woman. When does this chick try and pick me up?

Friday, January 04, 2008

OLD LADIES LOVE BOB SEGER

So, I worked a Mexican wedding the other night. This wasn't our regular clientele. First off, their wedding cake was from WAL*MART of all places, and the filling in the cake looked like hemorrhoid cream mixed with Vics vapor rub. The highlight of my evening is when I offered a table of little old grannies some more of our French bread rolls.


They all took one, but one of them in particular grabbed one, held it up and said, "Aahhhhhhh, like a rock!" I responded, "Oh, I see your a Bob Seger


fan!" Confused, she asks, "AYYYYY????" I giggled and moved on.

Monday, December 31, 2007

HAPPY NEW YEAR

It's a punk theme today. Hope you enjoy these great punk videos!

JET BOY - NEW YORK DOLLS



PINHEAD - THE RAMONES



NAUSEA - X



NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF - DEAD KENNEDYS



HOLIDAY IN THE SUN - SEX PISTOLS



COME & GET IT - BLUE CHEER
(Yes, I know this is 60's, but this IS punk)


Sunday, December 30, 2007

HOLIDAYS....

Well, they came and went! My parents came out for Christmas and I haven't seen them in two and a half years so it was good to see them. Grandpa taught Brandon how to play Canasta so we have something new to play when we are bored.


I think LUNA was ready for them to go though. Two days before they left she somehow got a dried up turd in the house and put it on the bed where my parents had been sleeping. Is that doggie speak for get the hell out of my house? It was funny anyhow.

Josie had to get two teeth extracted the day after Christmas! She was high as a kite when she came out of the operating room. Funny. She doesn't remember anything. Other than that I have the week off from work. Going to play some World of Warcraft and eat crap!

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

A CHRISTMAS TAROT READING

I drew a card (from my trusty Christmas Tarot deck) for all of you just as Christmas rolled around upon us!

I hope you all look inward and find inner peace and wisdom!

So enjoy today for what it really is, in all it's pagan goodness. If you think that means singing happy birthday to Jesus, then I suggest you do some research on the origins of this day.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

THE HOBBIT (THE MOVIE)


Well, rumor is that Guillermo del Toro may be directing the two part Hobbit movie with Peter Jackson on board to Produce it. This is all around great news in my opinion!!! I basically have a full on, whatever, for this project. The Shire should still be intact, just needing to be groomed for this movie. I really hope this is true. Only time will tell.

Other Jackson news:

WTF?!?!?

Seriously! What has THE so called KING OF POP done to himself? There is a horror movie with him staring as himself waiting to be made! I'm not fucking kidding, look at this guy! WTF?

Recent Movies I've Watched:

Superbad - FIVE STARS
Hard Candy - FIVE STARS

Both worth renting!!! I'm sure I'll buy Superbad at some point.

NIGGY PLAYED.... AH.....

The music industry is different. I just downloaded
Saul Williams:
"The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust!"

for free!!



It's somewhere between between fresh, industrial, rap, with generous helpings of retardation, inspiration and lyrical intrepidation.. I'll more than likely go back and pay for this seeing that I actually like it. This is how I have been learning about new bands for ten years now. I buy more new stuff from artist I've never head of before by hearing their stuff for free. It's better knowing what your going into than spending tons of money on something that is disappointing and sounds like shit. It's a new world. Fuck you Metallica! Greedy fucking sellouts. Shame on you music industry by biting the hand that feeds you. I'll pay this guy for being brave enough to take a chance. I love the main track by the way. Go download it for free. If you like it, show this guy some love, PLEASE!!!!

Friday, December 07, 2007

SIA - BUTTONS

She has restored my faith in music! It's not all over produced bullshit!!! Oh, yes the English have done it again. I present the proof here...



Sure, it's a silly pop song, but hell, isn't that what The Beatles did? And isn't this in pure 80's fashion? If I didn't know better I would have thought it was from 20 years ago.... Yes, Joan, I know your out there, you have to E-MAIL ME so I can call you seeing you have even more fucked up hours that I do!!

Thursday, November 22, 2007

COOL SONG

This was too cool to pass up posting. Seeing I've been posting more stuff here as of late. Enjoy this, I thought this was cool as hell!!!

Monday, November 19, 2007

SAY GOOD NIGHT....

So I have this dream last night that Josie and I are at Walmart. They are giving away free beer, called GOODNIGHT beer and it's real popular in Mexico and Africa. It was horrible beer and they were practically forcing it on people. Just my weird dreams. I should go play some bingo. OH! Speaking of the devil!! Watch this:

Sunday, November 18, 2007

BENNY LAVA

I think I have watched this about ten times now. The best line? "Now poop on them Oliver..." Holy cow this makes me laugh!


Absolutely Hilarious Indian Music Video - Watch more free videos

Friday, November 09, 2007

Monday, October 15, 2007

ANN COULTER IS A NAZI

I don't post here often enough, but damn I had to post this. Ann Coulter is a dangerous nut. She's off her fucking rocker. Holy cow, how do the republicans even let her represent them?