2008 HONDA FITTIME FOR A NEW CAR

I'm getting rid of my old car before it decides to break down and I have to start sinking a lot of money into it. I'm going to go with a HONDA FIT SPORT. The car I have now looks like the one pictured below which is not my car, but it's the same make, model, color, and year. A 2000 Hyundai Elantra.


What color of HONDA FIT would you get? These are the colors I'd go with at this point. I'm thinking mostly orange, like this


but would do red or blue. I sound like some ditsy blond picking out fucking shoes... Anyway, seeing that it's a Japanese car, there is a rumor that you get one of these


with the sport version of the fit. I'm getting one for shizzle!

FOX, EVIL BIG BROTHER

Bullshit brainwashing fucktards. I fucking hate what has become of our country. Shame on the fucktards who let these people remain in power. America, that is what you get for being lazy!

RONALD JENKEES IS F'IN AMAZING!

Check these out. I think this guy is awesome and wish I could play one quarter as good as he does. Anyway, he's a bit of a geek, but aren't we all? He's saying, "Hello Tubes" by the way.

THE HOBBIT (THE MOVIE)UPDATE!!

Looks like it's on!!! This site here has all the details so far!!! I am excited as hell!!!!

TIME TO DEBUNK

I knew it was coming, and I'm not surprised that these guys said that the new UFO sighting in Phoenix was just flairs tied to fishing wire and balloons. Seriously, I am I that far gone that I'm seeing these lights being manipulated into patterns? Do you honestly believe air just caused the lights to space themselves perfectly into shapes? I'm calling bullshit on this just like I cried bullshit back in 1997 with the illumination flare explanation.

As far as weight goes, I'm down to:

209

UFOS OVER PHOENIX AGAIN4/21/2008

Yep, it's happened again! Dozens of people saw these lights:







floating around Phoenix, AZ. Several videos of this and pictures were taken. Better evidence than the huge flap over Texas a few months ago. Here is a little known video from the 1997 lights over Phoenix in 1997 which is another one of the hugest documented mass UFO observations in the United States.



NORAD, The Air Force, nor the Police know anything about what happened last night.The Airforce said they didn't have anything in the sky last night in that area. So, our airspace has been violated once again by unknown objects. This is pretty serious folks. Laugh it off, shrug it off, pretend not to care, but regardless it's still pretty scary. Stuff like this goes on a lot in AZ. Reported or not. I even remember being at work a few years back when a bunch of people at a wedding saw a UFO and couldn't believe it. READ THIS POST if you want to learn more about it. It happened five years ago, this time of year. What's going on?

MIRANDA CAN SING

I don't know why she is so embarrassed to sing in front of people when she has such a great voice. Here is a video she made of herself singing.

PIMA COUNTY FAIR

First off, we saw the band Metal Elvis, and they fuckin rock!



Brandon won a guitar, Mike won a keyboard, Miranda won some stuffed animals, I ate poorly for the first time in over a week. But, I'm still down on my weight. I'm at:

210

ZOMFG!!!!!!!!

I haven't laughed so hard in months, I swear to Jesus and his 65 Mustang convertible! I'll say no more, just watch this and ponder the wonders of life....


Worst Rap Battle Ever - Watch more free videos

So you step down
Off of the pedestal,
I'm the best man
You need to go,
Too the fucking dental....

ELI

READING TAROT CARDS ONLINE

You can go here to have your cards read for free by me. I'm on when I have a chance so check often. My accuracy is pretty good. Actually had about twenty people online at one point this evening. Of course some of them were just trolling and looking to get banned. But, it was fun. Made my second person cry tonight doing readings. Anyway, busy work week ahead. I'll try and type out some of the weird dreams I've been having this past week.

DEVIL RESPONDS TO CHRIS CROCKER

Me as the devil... Yeah....

I'VE QUIT WOW!!!

Yes, it's true! I discontinued my subscription to World of Warcraft. After not playing much of it, and handing over guild control to a fellow guild person I came back to find I had been demoted and that the guild was moving to a new server. That was enough for me, I was burnt out anyway and decided that was it. So, I have LOTR online at the moment. Blah. I might go back to playing WOW someday, but for now, I'm going to play the two months I paid for on LOTR. It's not as fun or well put together as WOW. Where is Diablo III when you need it??? HELP!!!!

GOD HATES

I would have called this post BITCH SLAPPED, because that is the reality of what happened to THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH. Looks like the hater hates them as well. Fuck those ignorant bastards. Karma is a bitch, and they got what they had comming!!

HIDI KLUM IS DENSE

So, this clip here:




Led me to make this music video here:



I know I'm weird, you don't have to tell me....

DREAM EXPERIMENT ONE

Well, I met

THE FOOL from the tarot deck in my dreams last night, as well as THE HIGH PRIESTESS. I met THE FOOL on the road near the cliff he is so dangerously close to in the card. This also happened to be outside of THE UNDERCITY from World Of Warcraft. Odd. I asked him to tell me who he is. He started talking but all I can remember is that he said he had a wand, a disk, a sword, and a cup in his bag and that he was taking them to


THE MAGICIAN. He then went on to tell me that THE MAGICIAN didn't really know how to use them correctly, even though he pretended that he did, and that only


THE HIGH PRIESTESS knew what to do with them. He said she needed to teach us what they are for. The wind was in her hair and she was wise beyond all description. She was so beautiful that I can't even put it into words. I knew she had infinite wisdom. That is all I can remember. Will try and pry more out of them tonight.

I also dreamed I was with Barrack Obama in a private room at work. I was in charge of his meals and so forth and we were talking. I told him he needed a hug and resentfully accepted one. Was in the Udall Room at work. Fucking weird.

Also, dreamt that I was inside the Burwell Nebraska Fire House. It was empty accept for a large concrete shower. I guess I needed to be clean cause I took a shower. Very odd.

So, the only part where I was aware that I was dreaming was the tarot card dream. Very vivid and in color.

DREAM LAND

Had a very disturbing dream two nights ago that Brandon was trying to tell me he loved me. I was done with him at that point and would have nothing to do with him. I kept pushing him away and telling him to just go, that it was too late. It set a horrible mood for the rest of the day, really bad mood. I felt horrible and could do nothing about it. Anyway, going to start and experiment with lucid dreaming, going to record them as soon as they happen. Will type them out here. Hope I can get back there to tell him that I didn't mean it. Made me feel a bit like Abraham selling out Isaac in the bible. I'd never sacrifice my kid if the voices told me to! The bible is crazy. Anyway, been dreaming tons this past week. I should have been on the ball and recorded them all....

Going to try and meet THE FOOL from the tarot card in my dream this week. First thing I will try to do.

NOTHING NEW, BUT YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW THAT...

EBN - Dreammaster



Suicide - Ghost Rider



SKINNY PUPPY - Monster Radio Man



FSOL - Lifeforms part 2



Revolting Cocks - TV Mind

THE ENEMY, ARE WE WINING THE WAR?

Vote John McCain and we can kill more of the enemy, and bankrupt America at the same time......

THIS COULD BE YOUR KID!

John McCain wants to continue the war. These are the results of their war. Have you seen any other positive results? If so, please e-mail them to me so I can see them for myself. This could be my son. I can't even imagine her pain. You think Jesus or George can bring him back to life? Fuck you, you fucking warmongers! Our country is in deep shit, if you think I'm lying then you haven't been paying attention. I predicted it would come to this, cause I knew it would, deep in my heart. Think I'm lying, ask my kids. I told them it would be like it is now. Who will fix it? You think John McCain can fix this country? You're seriously fucked if you do....

IT'S A FUCKING LIE!!!!

Laid back my ass!!! I need to relax at this point! It's day three of four and I'm like toast, but not fully toasted. I've been dealing with the kosher crowed for the most part, special duty. MOST of these people are nice but the few upscale spoiled fuckers that I have had to deal with gave me my first migraine of the year, and not a one of them has tipped me at all. Period. Don't want to sound racist, but jesus christ, help a brother out!!! I'm kicking ass for you, you're rich as shit, fucking share the wealth!!! Had some great entertainment tonight, big names in comedy that I'll leave out here. I have to be back to work in less than five hours and I just got home. Guinness beer and a couple of Tylenol PM and I'm on my way. Oh, and Brandon is sick as shit. The guy who has been renting my garage for his shit is over a month late on his payment and trying to be cheap about paying me. I'm going to start selling his shit soon. Fucker. Don't help friends, they only end up fucking you without lube or a reach around, trust me on this....

MYSPACE

CLICK THIS PICTURE TO SEE FULL VIEW

Hell, I thought MYSPACE was full of them. Shows how much I know... Anyway, work is busy as hell, won't even be home for more than a few quick naps and a shower for the next two days. It's going to suck balls...

DANCE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Clearly demented and straight up my ally!! It's fresh, it's funky, it's disco, it's worth dancing to, isn't it?

Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage



Peaches - Fuck the pain away

MORE ON TEXAS SIGHTING

Ricky Sorrells got a good look at the UFO that was sighted in Texas this past week. The only person to have seen it in day light in fact. The picture above is a computer generated picture of what he saw of the underside. Remember, the people, including Sorrells, who saw this thing said said it was over a mile long and half a mile wide. He happened to be out hunting and got a good look at it with the scope on his hunting rifle at 3X power. You can see on the drawing here:


that there was some kind of mirage phenomenon going on. He said it wasn't steam, so I would say it was either some kind of energy field or heat. He also said there were no seams or bolts that were visible, as if the entire bottom was from a mold of some sort. I'm still pretty skeptical of this guys account but it's pretty wild none the less.

NEW UFO SIGHTING IN TEXAS

People in Texas saw one of these in the past few days. These things are over a mile long, they are seen all over the world, and was what was seen the night of the Phoenix Lights back in 1997. I remember seeing people on the local news talking about driving under it for over a mile on the interstate, and how it was so huge that it blocked out all the stars, and that the only thing visible was the lights on this massive vehicle. A friend of mine was up there that night and saw it, and said it wasn't anything close to ilumination flairs like the military said they were. Hell, even the (now ex) governor Fife Symington says it was a UFO, and that at the time he was unable to say anything due to his position, and even saw the thing. So, call me crazy, but this has got to be looked in to. It's time to quit covering things up and trying to make people look wacky! You can all be in denial, I'm personally concerned.

In other news, I'm down to:

213

I'VE TOTALLY LOST IT....

So, nine a.m. this morning the alarm goes off so I can get up and get ready for work. I shot straight up and said, "Home owner...." out loud. All I know is I was having a dream about the play (on words) on "homo" and "moaner." So the HOMO part was a bit drawn out. Yes. I'm a bit disturbed by this... I have gay friends, so it's not like I go around calling gay people homo. What I recall is that I was dreaming about making a joke. Homo, and moaner, as one word or something. like that. Regardless, it's still just fucking weird as hell....

DAY TOO....

Did well today. Mostly salad and meat, little bit of melon and gratuitous sex. Overall I'm pretty damn proud of myself. Now, the humor:



I lied about the sex...

IT'S ON!!

I'm back on my way to being skinny. I am basically on day two and weighed myself just to see where I am. I originally started out at about 240 pounds three years ago. I got down to about 187 or so last year. Well, I got back up to 214 and this shit needs to stop. I'm tired of being chubby. So, this is me proclaiming my weight loss. I will be 175 pounds soon. No more eating crap, no more procrastinating, no more feeling like shit! It's back to a low carb, sugar free way of eating. I already feel better. No lie. So it's basically a combo of Atkins, sugar busters, and south beach. Basically, watch what you eat. Green stuff, as much as I like with meat, some cheese, and a few fruits and nuts. I'm at:

214

TIME FOR RETROSESAME STREETFAT CAT SAT HAT

Holy cow! I've been looking for this for a while! Now I have to memorize it!!!

What's Happening!!

Anyone remember Shirley from WHAT'S HAPPENING!!? I swear to god she's back from the dead and was attending the hospitality reception I worked tonight! It really was odd, and I know she's been dead for ten or so years, but if they ever remake this series, the big lady at the reception wins the look alike-sound alike contest hands down!! Sad truth is that Fred Berry died a few years back so I have no idea who will play Rerun... If you say Cedric the Entertainer I swear I'll hunt you down and kill you....

JUST SOME COMMON SENSE

As I think back, I have a few things to say. Kids, listen to me when I say this.....


having babies and doing drugs is not a good idea. Please, don't do either!

Which brings me to my tiny inappropriate rant. Is it just me, or has America gotten so fat that you can't tell the difference between chubby females and pregnant females? I can't any longer. And, this is coming from a guy who isn't skinny. So, I'm not being a hater and I'm not pointing fingers, I'm just wondering if my judgment is off....

ALSO.....


Why, for fucks sake, do only guys or old women try to pick up on me? Seriously! I'm not saying the occasional compatible woman hasn't, but nine out of ten times it's either a gay guy or a much older woman. When does this chick try and pick me up?

OLD LADIES LOVE BOB SEGER

So, I worked a Mexican wedding the other night. This wasn't our regular clientele. First off, their wedding cake was from WAL*MART of all places, and the filling in the cake looked like hemorrhoid cream mixed with Vics vapor rub. The highlight of my evening is when I offered a table of little old grannies some more of our French bread rolls.


They all took one, but one of them in particular grabbed one, held it up and said, "Aahhhhhhh, like a rock!" I responded, "Oh, I see your a Bob Seger


fan!" Confused, she asks, "AYYYYY????" I giggled and moved on.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

It's a punk theme today. Hope you enjoy these great punk videos!

JET BOY - NEW YORK DOLLS



PINHEAD - THE RAMONES



NAUSEA - X



NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF - DEAD KENNEDYS



HOLIDAY IN THE SUN - SEX PISTOLS



COME & GET IT - BLUE CHEER
(Yes, I know this is 60's, but this IS punk)

HOLIDAYS....

Well, they came and went! My parents came out for Christmas and I haven't seen them in two and a half years so it was good to see them. Grandpa taught Brandon how to play Canasta so we have something new to play when we are bored.


I think LUNA was ready for them to go though. Two days before they left she somehow got a dried up turd in the house and put it on the bed where my parents had been sleeping. Is that doggie speak for get the hell out of my house? It was funny anyhow.

Josie had to get two teeth extracted the day after Christmas! She was high as a kite when she came out of the operating room. Funny. She doesn't remember anything. Other than that I have the week off from work. Going to play some World of Warcraft and eat crap!

A CHRISTMAS TAROT READING

I drew a card (from my trusty Christmas Tarot deck) for all of you just as Christmas rolled around upon us!

I hope you all look inward and find inner peace and wisdom!

So enjoy today for what it really is, in all it's pagan goodness. If you think that means singing happy birthday to Jesus, then I suggest you do some research on the origins of this day.

THE HOBBIT (THE MOVIE)

Well, rumor is that Guillermo del Toro may be directing the two part Hobbit movie with Peter Jackson on board to Produce it. This is all around great news in my opinion!!! I basically have a full on, whatever, for this project. The Shire should still be intact, just needing to be groomed for this movie. I really hope this is true. Only time will tell.

Other Jackson news:

WTF?!?!?

Seriously! What has THE so called KING OF POP done to himself? There is a horror movie with him staring as himself waiting to be made! I'm not fucking kidding, look at this guy! WTF?

Recent Movies I've Watched:

Superbad - FIVE STARS
Hard Candy - FIVE STARS

Both worth renting!!! I'm sure I'll buy Superbad at some point.

NIGGY PLAYED.... AH.....

The music industry is different. I just downloaded
Saul Williams:
"The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust!"
for free!!

It's somewhere between between fresh, industrial, rap, with generous helpings of retardation, inspiration and lyrical intrepidation.. I'll more than likely go back and pay for this seeing that I actually like it. This is how I have been learning about new bands for ten years now. I buy more new stuff from artist I've never head of before by hearing their stuff for free. It's better knowing what your going into than spending tons of money on something that is disappointing and sounds like shit. It's a new world. Fuck you Metallica! Greedy fucking sellouts. Shame on you music industry by biting the hand that feeds you. I'll pay this guy for being brave enough to take a chance. I love the main track by the way. Go download it for free. If you like it, show this guy some love, PLEASE!!!!

SIA - BUTTONS

She has restored my faith in music! It's not all over produced bullshit!!! Oh, yes the English have done it again. I present the proof here...



Sure, it's a silly pop song, but hell, isn't that what The Beatles did? And isn't this in pure 80's fashion? If I didn't know better I would have thought it was from 20 years ago.... Yes, Joan, I know your out there, you have to E-MAIL ME so I can call you seeing you have even more fucked up hours that I do!!

COOL SONG

This was too cool to pass up posting. Seeing I've been posting more stuff here as of late. Enjoy this, I thought this was cool as hell!!!

SAY GOOD NIGHT....

So I have this dream last night that Josie and I are at Walmart. They are giving away free beer, called GOODNIGHT beer and it's real popular in Mexico and Africa. It was horrible beer and they were practically forcing it on people. Just my weird dreams. I should go play some bingo. OH! Speaking of the devil!! Watch this:

BENNY LAVA

I think I have watched this about ten times now. The best line? "Now poop on them Oliver..." Holy cow this makes me laugh!


Absolutely Hilarious Indian Music Video - Watch more free videos

IMPORTANT

SAVE OUR NATION!!!!

ANN COULTER IS A NAZI

I don't post here often enough, but damn I had to post this. Ann Coulter is a dangerous nut. She's off her fucking rocker. Holy cow, how do the republicans even let her represent them?

I SAY VOTE THIS GUY IN!!!!!

UFOs flew over Phoenix in '97, Symington says | www.azstarnet.com �

UFOs flew over Phoenix in '97, Symington says | www.azstarnet.com �

So there you have it, the guy who was Governor at the time is now fessing up to this. Kind of funny he waited ten years, but then again, it was his career on the line back then!

HOLY JESUS THAT'S WEIRD!

I don't know what to say, but it made me laugh!!!

I LOVE THIS SONG!

Wolfsheim - Künstliche Welten

STAYING ON TOPIC

ARMED FORCES REVEAL UFO PRESENCE IN CHILE
Santiago Times - English Language Newspaper in Santiago, Chile - News in Chile and Latin America

Seeing that it's been the theme here for the past few posts, and that it's been in the news so much I thought I would continue with it. Sorry if it bores you.

AND ANOTHER....

Strange Sightings In Triad Skies - News

This huge UFO flap continues.

UFO UPDATE

This is leaked unaired news footage after the O'Hare UFO incident happened. Also, the news is now that there are quite a few photos and even video of this that is going to be made public soon. Dan Akkroyd of SNL fame is actually in possession of these materials and will be releasing it soon from what I understand. Also, more lights filmed over Phoenix a few days ago, and is being dismissed as "flares" once again. I'll have more posted on that as soon as honest information arises.

UFO UPDATE

Here is the photo someone took on their cell phone of the UFO at O’Hare Airport. It was posted anonymously to a popular forum discussing the incident. The only thing that could be verified was that the IP address was from someone in Chicago. Photoshop experts that have checked out the image say that it's more than likely not a hoaxed photo. A second photo that did show up was dismissed a couple of days ago as a hoax however. I'll keep posting on this and will try to get more info on that UFO in Hawaii that made the news a few days ago.

AMERIE

I got a chance to see this artist perform last night in front of a large crowd. She's sexy as hell, part Asian and part Afro-American. She can sing real well to boot and boy can she shake it! I'm not a big R&B pop fan so it's not like I'd go out and buy it, but all the same I think she will probably do real well for herself. The song THAT'S WHAT U R was actually kind of cool. I think it was better live than the clip played on her web page.

So what's exciting about all this is that I only had two hours of sleep yesterday and maybe about four last night. That's not a whole lot of sleep folks! I'm headed for bed right about now. The drama at work it fever pitch as well. Something is coming around the bend. Details soon...

HOT!!

I had to put this up because number one, she's hot as hell, but mostly because she reminds me of a girl I dated for a while. The nose, eyes, and hair for sure, not so much the mouth. Needless to say that was eons ago and that girl turned out to be a psychotic liar. She was cute as hell and I had this major thing for her, major, but I'm smart enough to recognize crazy.

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?

30%

NEWSWEEK Poll: Bush Hits New Low - Newsweek Politics - MSNBC.com

So when does this stop? Seriously? How bad is it going to have to get before people wake up and realize we are kind of fucked?

JESUS IS BACK!!! HE'S BACK!!!!

OK, maybe not, but still the vacancy left by Jim Jones has been filled anyway.



Hey, I agree with this guy. There is not devil, praying is a waist of time, sin doesn't exist. And if you think about it, I'm Pam Anderson! Is this a destructive cult? Hell, isn't Christianity technically a destructive cult? As always, any moron willing to fork over his hard earned cash to someone who thinks they know god is just that, a moron. I'll keep my cash and spend it on myself.

STOP IT .. STOP IT.. STO.....

Damn crazy and damn funny at the same time. I don't know who's funnier, the fat kid or the crazy lady next to him.

SNOW!!!

So, yeah.. it never snows here... ever....

Well, it's snowing right now. Here's the kids braving the snow. It's been a long time since we have had snow so it's a bit of a shock to be getting it here in the desert. Wow! That's all I can say.

UFO MAKES HEADLINES AGAIN

WorldNetDaily: Air Force colonel reports lights 'not of this world'

So, once again a UFO makes headline news. I also saw a very convincing show on THE HISTORY CHANNEL a couple of nights ago that I was extremely Impressed with.

The National ID Card - Hello Big Brother!

Say goodbye to your privacy and hello to big brother. Guess you'll have to think twice about buying that special something very soon...

read more | digg story

THE PERFECT BUTT

Just what you all wanted to see I'm sure, but I had to share this. If this isn't a perfect butt, then I'm lost in a sea of ass....

HINDU WEDDING

Worked a Hindu wedding last night. There were some stunning women there let me tell you, and the people were all so polite and nice even if a tad demanding. But like I said, all very nice. At one point I tried some of the food they had imported special for this event. Half of it was kick ass, but I tried one of the deserts and just about launched the contents of my stomach! Only way I can describe this desert is if you took the flavor of cheese, play dough, milk that is just slightly over the expiration date, some lard, honey, and a slightly unwashed vagina and mixed those flavors together, and gave it the consistency of play dough and presented it with some of the most putrid colors you can think of. I lost my appetite. This stuff really could be used as an appetite depressant!

But, today I called in sick! Nothing to do with the food. I was having reoccurring dreams about taking my temperature and having the shakes, only to wake up with a fever and the shakes. Not good. I'll be headed back to bed soon. Tired and worn like you get when your feverish.

WTBS - NIGHT TRACKS

OH!! My Friday and Saturday evenings back in the early 80's were centered around this show. NIGHT TRACKS was the best I could do seeing we didn't have MTV in the redneck town I grew up in. It was my lifeline to the real world, modern times. Here are a few of the videos I remember staying up late to watch.

Michael Nesmith - Cruisin'



The Fixx - Saved by Zero



Missing Persons - Words



U2 -Sunday Bloody Sunday ( Red Rocks)



Kim Wilde-Kids in America



Eurythmics-Sweet Dreams



Then sadly, after six hours of drooling, wishing I was a real American teenager, who could share his hopes and dreams with others like me would almost be brought to tears at the end of the show...



You see, I was cheated. I wasn't meant to grow up in a small rodeo town in the middle of fucking nowhere Nebraska. I couldn't relate to a group of people where the main focus of everything was RODEO!!! I had a few, very very few friends I could even relate to. Yeah, driving around the town square endlessly looking for a place to party with a bunch of rednecks wasn't quite what I desired. I'm so glad my friend Stace moved to Tucson and invited me to come live with him.

SHOVE IT!!!

This was found over at the LOLJESUS page. Enjoy it, or don't.

PAT ROBERTSON IS GOD

BREITBART.COM - Pat Robertson Predicts 'Mass Killing'

Come on, admit it PAT!!!! You are your own god!! You personally want to kill millions! ADMIT IT!!

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?

Bush hits new low on eve of crucial speech | The Guardian | Guardian Unlimited

Why is this guy still in office?

RELIGION SQUARED

B.C. school yoga classes slammed

I actually laughed out loud on this one. Satan, the great deceiver damning millions of souls via Yoga. Too funny. No wonder this nation is so ass backward. Too many Christians at the helm.

80's VIDEOS I'D DIE FOR

Tears for Fears - Head Over Heels



Pat Benatar - Precious Time



Bauhaus - Dark Entries



Adam & The Ants - Dog Eat Dog



Devo - Smart Patrol/Mr DNA live



Iggy Pop - I'm bored



David Bowie - TVC15 / Boy's Keep Swinging



The Man Who Sold The World



The Tubes - White Punks On Dope



Heaven 17 - Temptation



The Body - Public Image Limited

REAL MONSTERS

The real monsters in our world are the ones that brainwash their kids and turn them into moronic zombies.

CHAT ROOM REALITY

Damn, this is funny!! Reminds me back when I used to play wrecking ball in chat rooms. Going into #BIBLE or #LESBIANS ONLY and pretending to be somebody else. Waiting for the chat to get intense, or real serious then I'd type something like, "OMG!!! My cat just knocked the lamp off the counter onto the television and sparks are flying everywhere!!!" Man, if that fictional story didn't derail a heated conversation on whether or not Noah had dinosaurs on the ark or not!

YOU GUYS OK? ... WHAT'S WRONG?

What's wrong? Are you fucking kidding me? This is where the Darwin Awards get their material from. Seriously, what's wrong?!?!?!

COLDCUT - TIMBER

Still a classic!! I love this song, and the video is just as great!!!!

MORE ON THAT UFO

Well, there you have it. They first off acted like they had no idea what they were being asked about. Do you realize how HUGE of a security risk this is? And on how many levels??

DAUGHTER JUDY......

Gates says day of the home-help robot is near | Science | Guardian Unlimited

I remember the first time I saw a laser disk featured in a magazine. Also, the idea of shopping at home from your television. These things fascinated me, but now this is my new fascination. It's around the corner. Jane!!!! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!!!!

TARA REID CAN'T COUNT

If I said dumb only to follow it with twat, would that be redundant? Notice that the crowd overthrows her countdown! I'd say drunk. I'll leave the twat up to you...

I'd say she fits in here somewhere, just read this article!!!

Breaking Down Stupid - The Phat Phree

BECAUSE WE'RE TIRED OF IT!!!

Digg and YouTube Powering Atheism 2.0 — Business Logs

Yes, we are tired your moronic ramblings and having YOUR values pushed on us. It's a backlash. It's time to move on from religion. Your always judging us just because we believe in science..... Yes, that was a Nacho Libre quote. Funny, and so true...

France: UFOs (staying with theme)

France: UFO sightings are no X-Files | CNET News.com

I remember hearing someone on a news show saying that some of the European countries were going to start coming clean about all of this in the near future, maybe about six months or so ago. I can't remember what news show I heard it on but I remember it had something to do with someone who works with or at NASA.

NATIONAL NEWS.. UFO?

UPDATED!!!

Notice that CNN totally tries to debunk this whole thing without printing any of the testimony. LINK IS HERE. Why do you think this is, this is a serious issue folks. In the least bit I'd say it's a bit of a security threat.

Quad Cities

Chicago Tribune

Washington Post

Chicago Astronomer

Why is this still taboo? Why are we so fucking arrogant, thinking we are the center of the universe, the pinnacle of logic, science, and reason? Well, this planet may be ancient but at the same time it' s relatively young in the scope of things. There is no doubt in my mind that civilizations exist elsewhere, somewhere out there beyond our knowledge. I'm positive there are some that are hundreds of thousands of years more advanced than we are. Maybe they can traverse space and time, even dimensions. It's not beyond logic, science, or reason. It's scary to think the we are in fact NOT the shit. So why keep on thinking in such an ass backward mode and not just treat this scientifically instead. Out of the MILLIONS of abduction cases there is the possibility that even one, if not hundreds are authentic and not just fantasy. I heard Michio Kaku state something like this recently. He also stated that in fact that even if ONE of these cases were genuine that it would be the single most important thing to happen in our history. We in fact are a category 0 civilization. We are not to far removed from rubbing sticks together to make fire and yet we are at the apex of our current eon. We are on the edge of breaking into the next age, but if we continue to kill each other over gods and greed we will surely be doomed.