JESUS IS BACK!!! HE'S BACK!!!!

OK, maybe not, but still the vacancy left by Jim Jones has been filled anyway.



Hey, I agree with this guy. There is not devil, praying is a waist of time, sin doesn't exist. And if you think about it, I'm Pam Anderson! Is this a destructive cult? Hell, isn't Christianity technically a destructive cult? As always, any moron willing to fork over his hard earned cash to someone who thinks they know god is just that, a moron. I'll keep my cash and spend it on myself.

HINDU WEDDING

Worked a Hindu wedding last night. There were some stunning women there let me tell you, and the people were all so polite and nice even if a tad demanding. But like I said, all very nice. At one point I tried some of the food they had imported special for this event. Half of it was kick ass, but I tried one of the deserts and just about launched the contents of my stomach! Only way I can describe this desert is if you took the flavor of cheese, play dough, milk that is just slightly over the expiration date, some lard, honey, and a slightly unwashed vagina and mixed those flavors together, and gave it the consistency of play dough and presented it with some of the most putrid colors you can think of. I lost my appetite. This stuff really could be used as an appetite depressant!

But, today I called in sick! Nothing to do with the food. I was having reoccurring dreams about taking my temperature and having the shakes, only to wake up with a fever and the shakes. Not good. I'll be headed back to bed soon. Tired and worn like you get when your feverish.

SHOVE IT!!!

This was found over at the LOLJESUS page. Enjoy it, or don't.

PAT ROBERTSON IS GOD

BREITBART.COM - Pat Robertson Predicts 'Mass Killing'

Come on, admit it PAT!!!! You are your own god!! You personally want to kill millions! ADMIT IT!!

RELIGION SQUARED

B.C. school yoga classes slammed

I actually laughed out loud on this one. Satan, the great deceiver damning millions of souls via Yoga. Too funny. No wonder this nation is so ass backward. Too many Christians at the helm.

REAL MONSTERS

The real monsters in our world are the ones that brainwash their kids and turn them into moronic zombies.

BECAUSE WE'RE TIRED OF IT!!!

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Yes, we are tired your moronic ramblings and having YOUR values pushed on us. It's a backlash. It's time to move on from religion. Your always judging us just because we believe in science..... Yes, that was a Nacho Libre quote. Funny, and so true...

Talk in Class Turns to God, Setting Off Public Debate on Rights - New York Times

Talk in Class Turns to God, Setting Off Public Debate on Rights - New York Times

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST...

DenverPost.com - Pastor Paul Barnes resigns over homosexuality:

Here we go again. Society forces people to pretend they are something different than what they are. Their conscious finally catches up with them and family and friends get hurt in the process, not to mention the wife they married to keep them deep under cover. Religion in particular forces these people to hate themselves because "god hates" them. Yes, your god is a murderer and a liar and he hates you so much that he will burn you like some World War II war criminal would have. The only difference is that back then you were cooked and done with, the god the Christians worship can't get enough of pain and suffering so he makes it eternal. That is the epitome of love, isn't it? Enjoy him for forever because I won't be there, nor would I want to be there groveling to his pathetic ass for eternity. How could one worship him for forever knowing that your best friend was slowly basting away in god's relentless easy bake oven while you got ice cream sandwiches and ginger ale enemas for eternity? Wow, that sounds like a lot of fun. I hear Pat Robertson requires close to a six pack.

GOD WOULD HATE YOU!

CLICK HERE to see the video. It's not showing up on my page for some reason, so until it does, just click to link there.



It's the "god hates fags" morons. I seriously have such a hard time understanding homophobia and the hate it generates. I'm not gay, don't have feelings towards the same sex in a sexual way, nor does it arouse me. This is why I have no fear of it. What business do I have telling anyone how they can love or who they can love? Yes, the god of the bible hates homosexuals. The god of the bible hates a lot of things. The god also speaks of the world as being flat and of unicorns. The god of the bible is also a misogynist. The god of the bible represents so many of the weak traits that humans harbor that I could never worship, revere, or respect such a racist murderer. I loath your god and frankly am ashamed that so many of you blindly follow such a pathetic and hateful and utterly harmful belief. What makes you think your god doesn't hate you? Is it the same blind deceit?

I'VE JOINED A CHURCH!

It's true. I'm a sinner and need to be shaved!! Shave me! Come join me here at my new church. It's the only church for me.

BETTER GRAB A DRINK AND SOME CHIPS!

This is broken up into two parts and will take you about 110 minutes to sit through if you have the patience to do so. If you want to know why I'm an Atheist then listen to this man speak. He does it so elegantly, thoroughly, and intellectually. I came to my conclusions way before I had ever heard Richard Dawkins speak, but I always enjoy listening to him. I'll leave you with that. OH, and by the way, those morons at Liberty University got PWNED!!!!!! LOL!!!!





AND DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS CLIP!!!!!!!!!!!



This is revised at this point, because I forgot about this clip, and how topical it really is. Seeing that that charlatan Haggard got caught having a three year long drug induced relationship with a gay hooker, that this is pretty relevant. I have no shame saying that I think that it's time for religion to admit it's failure. It's time for it to stop and let reason and logic take over. Let the war, the murdering, and the grandstanding cease so that some logic can infiltrate reality long enough for things to get better. You have had your chance for several thousand years and it still isn't working, and the truth is, it never will!!!

DENIED!!!!

Guess Jesus doesn't like being climbed upon! Oh, and I bet he's still an epileptic! Would have been a whole lot more entertaining if he had fallen as he was having one of hit fits! I'm sick, I know, but then again, I'm not climbing all over Jesus...

ANUS

Jesus image appears on dog | Metro.co.uk

If it looks like an anus, smells like an anus, chances are, IT IS AN ANUS!!!! Holy shit! No pun intended, let's fucking make it stop, please, just make it all stop. I've seen it all, and it's been proven now. Not that Jesus is real, but rather that his followers are real fucking stupid! This is why no other advanced civilization will ever contact us, because if they are out there, they read our web content, and watch our news. The god that some humans worship makes his presence known by showing up on a dogs ass. Yeah, let's give those guys the mega zeebleeze death ray gun! I'm surprised we all made it this far. At least we got those fucks out of the House and Senate!!!! Praise the anus!!!!

LEMON CURRY

Wow, thanks for all of the instant messages people! Got quite a few new people added to the buddy list on AOL and MSN. I also got E-mail yesterday from a very dear old friend that I went to high school and even dated back in the day. I hadn't heard from her in about four years due to her family moving and my family moving. So glad to have you back in my life Laura!

THAT DEPENDS

I think Josie's mom shit herself, no lie. Something is foul in her room and I don't think it's the corpse of Jimmy Hoffa, I don't think it's Karen Carpenter, and I sure as hell didn't bury any bodies in the house in true John Wayne Gacy fashion. Josie won't say anything so I guess it's burning incense until tomorrow. Miranda grabbed the little dogs kennel so that they can sleep in her room. She said they would die breathing that all night. Dog's eat their own shit, I personally don't think they care. I think someone is getting depends if this happens again.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Do you think I give a shit about Jesus? Seriously, I have made my self clear to the people at work that I do not believe their god, their messiah, or their dogma. Why do they insist on coming up to me and spouting this irrelevant bullshit. I personally could give a shit about what "god" thinks about me or even homosexuals. As a matter of fact, your messiah is a fisher of men, not hot chicks, go figure. And on a parting note, do you really believe that your Jesus would forgive you of your constant drug abuse and you insulting behavior and not over look a man who desires the love of anther man? "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law," seems more reasonable. Hail yourself!