SWEET REVENGE

Revenge is sweetest when you get it on someone and they don't even know it. Some people need to just shut the fuck up at work, I've been doing work in the food and beverage industry for for well over fifteen years now so I think I have a pretty good grip on what I'm doing. So, be quiet and I won't fuck with you. Funny to hear someone say, "How did that happen?" when you know good and well that you did it. Funny to see the look of bewilderment because they have no idea it was you, and don't even remotely suspect you did it. Funny how if you keep your damn mouth shut and that kind of shit doesn't happen. I did it, but I'm not telling!!!

CHRISTIAN MINISTER GOES DOWN

A Christian Minister here in Tucson faces statutory rape charges because of what he did with someone's 17 year old daughter. Oh, and he was kicked out of the last church he was in charge of because they caught him looking at porn on the churches computer. I hope it was really hot Asian chicks!!! What's better than looking at hot naked Asian chicks at church? Anyway, I was watching a couple of Christians reading the article in the paper and discussing it very briefly in the cafeteria at work. They know my stance on Christianity and looked over several times during their discussion and I didn't blink a lash or say anything. Like I said above, it's best just to keep your mouth shut sometimes. I did more damage not saying anything than if I had said what I wanted to say. Your living a lie people, quit pretending your god's little favorites because it's not working.

I LOST MY HARP IN SAM CLAM'S DISCO

I hope your having fun in San Francisco Sam and Bill! Lucky bastards...

COOL MUSIC OF THE DAY

Mu-ziq - Vibes
The Ataris - Boys of Summer
Sublime - Wrong Way