PSEUDO BAND LIST

It's always fun at work shooting the shit and generally having a great time making stuff up. From time to time we make up pseudo band lists, a list of bands that don't really exist but would be cool if they did. These are some of the bands we made up, I'm going to have a hard time remembering all of them:

NYLON OVEN

SWIRLING BUTTOCKS BLUES BAND

ANAL LAISON

FERRY JACK & THE FLIPPINTS

ASS JACKET

SEMAN & THE SEAMONKIES

RED BUTTLE & THE COCKNOCKERS

DICK LIQUOR & THE MIDNIGHT RIDE

FLATUS KRAVITZ

There were quite a few more but I can't for the life of me remember what they were.

I EAT MY WORDS

Well, other than the lack of food, the party Josie went to tonight went pretty smooth. They even wrapped it all up by 10:00 p.m. which is pretty amazing! Josie got drunk and my nephew Gabriel had to drive her home. She said something about me getting lucky, but she passed out so I don't think that's going to happen. All of my party friends moved out of Tucson in the past two years so I haven't been out (drinking) in over a year. So if you live in Tucson and you want to go do Karaoke night at the Cowpony, drop me a line. I'll do my Hair of the Dog by Nazareth.