LOST MY VIRGINITY!!!

It's official, I lost my Krispy Kreme Doughnut cherry! All this hype makes a fat boy want to sing! So I had to take that trip, you know, that long hard trip all the way down to Krispy Kreme. Walked in and the first thing I though of was Henry Ford!! Man, they're just pumping those bastards out as fast as they can. Got a free sample while I was in line and I'll have to say it wasn't orgasmic, but at the same time it was pretty damn good. Had a plain old glazed doughnut of course. So I bought a dozen of mixed for later to share with the family.

WORK WORK WORK

Worked a very nice breakfast and lunch shift today. Breakfast was a buffet for 30 people (the dog just farted!) and I was flying solo. Needed two people for that gig but that is where Josie and Tom Ellis came into play. They were nice enough to set up tables for me wile I set up buffet and got things ready. Burned the shit out of my leg when I was getting coffee ready. Looked like I had peed in my pants. Lunch was uneventful. One of the hags at work tried to get something going but I shot it down real fast. If you have an idea or want something done, go do it your fucking self! Not a slave, not even for love! In this case it was iced tea but not worth going into detail about it.

NINE SATANIC SINS

Ever read the Satanic Bible? Well I have, and I'm not a Satanist, but I am of the left hand path. Here is something from that book you may find interesting:

STUPIDITY -- The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.

PRETENTIOUSNESS -- Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn't applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone's made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.

SOLIPSISM -- Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you naturally give them. They won't. Instead, Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of "Do unto others as they do unto you." It's work for most of us and requires constant vigilance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian standpoint) we are far from that point.

SELF-DECEIT -- It's in the Nine Satanic Statements but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be entered into is when it's fun, and with awareness. But then, it's not self-deceit!

HERD CONFORMITY -- That's obvious from a Satanic stance. It's all right to conform tog a person's wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key is to choose a master wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of the many.

LACK OF PERSPECTIVE -- Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making history right now, every day. Always keep the wider historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. Do not be swayed by herd constraints -- know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.

FORGETFULNESS OF PAST ORTHODOXIES -- Be aware that this is one of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something "new" and "different," when in reality it's something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the "creator" and forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.

COUNTERPRODUCTIVE PRIDE -- That first word is important. Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you've painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, "I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow," then do it.

LACK OF AESTHETICS -- This is the physical application of the Balance Factor. Aesthetics is important in Lesser Magic and should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off classical standards of beauty and form most of the time so they are discouraged in a consumer society, but "an eye" for for beauty, for balance, is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for greatest magical effectiveness. It's not what's supposed to be pleasing -- it's what is. Aesthetics is a personal thing, reflective of one's own nature, but there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be denied.

ELIZABETH SMART

Elizabeth Smart has been found! Can you believe that? Just came over the t.v.!!! Poor kid has probably been raped and abused, but she is alive and with her family again. I thought she was dead.

LATER FLEADOG

Removed the FLEADOG link. He never got back to me so I guess he didn't want a link to his page. Think he figured out I wasn't a Christian. I will give everyone a few days to respond as far as links go. Will just keep the blogrolling links for now. If you want a link to your page all you have to do is E-mail me.