Alright, your probably wondering what this is all about. Well, seeing that I have weird things happen to me on a regular basis I needed a forum to write it all down in. Seeing that many people told me I need to write a book with all this stuff in it I figured I would start by putting some of it down in here as it happens. I'll also go back and review some key weird shit that has happened in my past. Everything I write in here is true, other than maybe changing a name or two so that people don't get pissed at me. Read on, and enjoy my weird process (life).