RONALD JENKEES IS F'IN AMAZING!

Check these out. I think this guy is awesome and wish I could play one quarter as good as he does. Anyway, he's a bit of a geek, but aren't we all? He's saying, "Hello Tubes" by the way.

THE HOBBIT (THE MOVIE)UPDATE!!

Looks like it's on!!! This site here has all the details so far!!! I am excited as hell!!!!

TIME TO DEBUNK

I knew it was coming, and I'm not surprised that these guys said that the new UFO sighting in Phoenix was just flairs tied to fishing wire and balloons. Seriously, I am I that far gone that I'm seeing these lights being manipulated into patterns? Do you honestly believe air just caused the lights to space themselves perfectly into shapes? I'm calling bullshit on this just like I cried bullshit back in 1997 with the illumination flare explanation.

As far as weight goes, I'm down to:

209

UFOS OVER PHOENIX AGAIN4/21/2008

Yep, it's happened again! Dozens of people saw these lights:







floating around Phoenix, AZ. Several videos of this and pictures were taken. Better evidence than the huge flap over Texas a few months ago. Here is a little known video from the 1997 lights over Phoenix in 1997 which is another one of the hugest documented mass UFO observations in the United States.



NORAD, The Air Force, nor the Police know anything about what happened last night.The Airforce said they didn't have anything in the sky last night in that area. So, our airspace has been violated once again by unknown objects. This is pretty serious folks. Laugh it off, shrug it off, pretend not to care, but regardless it's still pretty scary. Stuff like this goes on a lot in AZ. Reported or not. I even remember being at work a few years back when a bunch of people at a wedding saw a UFO and couldn't believe it. READ THIS POST if you want to learn more about it. It happened five years ago, this time of year. What's going on?

MIRANDA CAN SING

I don't know why she is so embarrassed to sing in front of people when she has such a great voice. Here is a video she made of herself singing.

PIMA COUNTY FAIR

First off, we saw the band Metal Elvis, and they fuckin rock!



Brandon won a guitar, Mike won a keyboard, Miranda won some stuffed animals, I ate poorly for the first time in over a week. But, I'm still down on my weight. I'm at:

210

ZOMFG!!!!!!!!

I haven't laughed so hard in months, I swear to Jesus and his 65 Mustang convertible! I'll say no more, just watch this and ponder the wonders of life....


Worst Rap Battle Ever - Watch more free videos

So you step down
Off of the pedestal,
I'm the best man
You need to go,
Too the fucking dental....

ELI

READING TAROT CARDS ONLINE

You can go here to have your cards read for free by me. I'm on when I have a chance so check often. My accuracy is pretty good. Actually had about twenty people online at one point this evening. Of course some of them were just trolling and looking to get banned. But, it was fun. Made my second person cry tonight doing readings. Anyway, busy work week ahead. I'll try and type out some of the weird dreams I've been having this past week.

DEVIL RESPONDS TO CHRIS CROCKER

Me as the devil... Yeah....

I'VE QUIT WOW!!!

Yes, it's true! I discontinued my subscription to World of Warcraft. After not playing much of it, and handing over guild control to a fellow guild person I came back to find I had been demoted and that the guild was moving to a new server. That was enough for me, I was burnt out anyway and decided that was it. So, I have LOTR online at the moment. Blah. I might go back to playing WOW someday, but for now, I'm going to play the two months I paid for on LOTR. It's not as fun or well put together as WOW. Where is Diablo III when you need it??? HELP!!!!

GOD HATES

I would have called this post BITCH SLAPPED, because that is the reality of what happened to THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH. Looks like the hater hates them as well. Fuck those ignorant bastards. Karma is a bitch, and they got what they had comming!!

HIDI KLUM IS DENSE

So, this clip here:




Led me to make this music video here:



I know I'm weird, you don't have to tell me....

DREAM EXPERIMENT ONE

Well, I met

THE FOOL from the tarot deck in my dreams last night, as well as THE HIGH PRIESTESS. I met THE FOOL on the road near the cliff he is so dangerously close to in the card. This also happened to be outside of THE UNDERCITY from World Of Warcraft. Odd. I asked him to tell me who he is. He started talking but all I can remember is that he said he had a wand, a disk, a sword, and a cup in his bag and that he was taking them to


THE MAGICIAN. He then went on to tell me that THE MAGICIAN didn't really know how to use them correctly, even though he pretended that he did, and that only


THE HIGH PRIESTESS knew what to do with them. He said she needed to teach us what they are for. The wind was in her hair and she was wise beyond all description. She was so beautiful that I can't even put it into words. I knew she had infinite wisdom. That is all I can remember. Will try and pry more out of them tonight.

I also dreamed I was with Barrack Obama in a private room at work. I was in charge of his meals and so forth and we were talking. I told him he needed a hug and resentfully accepted one. Was in the Udall Room at work. Fucking weird.

Also, dreamt that I was inside the Burwell Nebraska Fire House. It was empty accept for a large concrete shower. I guess I needed to be clean cause I took a shower. Very odd.

So, the only part where I was aware that I was dreaming was the tarot card dream. Very vivid and in color.

DREAM LAND

Had a very disturbing dream two nights ago that Brandon was trying to tell me he loved me. I was done with him at that point and would have nothing to do with him. I kept pushing him away and telling him to just go, that it was too late. It set a horrible mood for the rest of the day, really bad mood. I felt horrible and could do nothing about it. Anyway, going to start and experiment with lucid dreaming, going to record them as soon as they happen. Will type them out here. Hope I can get back there to tell him that I didn't mean it. Made me feel a bit like Abraham selling out Isaac in the bible. I'd never sacrifice my kid if the voices told me to! The bible is crazy. Anyway, been dreaming tons this past week. I should have been on the ball and recorded them all....

Going to try and meet THE FOOL from the tarot card in my dream this week. First thing I will try to do.

NOTHING NEW, BUT YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW THAT...

EBN - Dreammaster



Suicide - Ghost Rider



SKINNY PUPPY - Monster Radio Man



FSOL - Lifeforms part 2



Revolting Cocks - TV Mind

THE ENEMY, ARE WE WINING THE WAR?

Vote John McCain and we can kill more of the enemy, and bankrupt America at the same time......

THIS COULD BE YOUR KID!

John McCain wants to continue the war. These are the results of their war. Have you seen any other positive results? If so, please e-mail them to me so I can see them for myself. This could be my son. I can't even imagine her pain. You think Jesus or George can bring him back to life? Fuck you, you fucking warmongers! Our country is in deep shit, if you think I'm lying then you haven't been paying attention. I predicted it would come to this, cause I knew it would, deep in my heart. Think I'm lying, ask my kids. I told them it would be like it is now. Who will fix it? You think John McCain can fix this country? You're seriously fucked if you do....

IT'S A FUCKING LIE!!!!

Laid back my ass!!! I need to relax at this point! It's day three of four and I'm like toast, but not fully toasted. I've been dealing with the kosher crowed for the most part, special duty. MOST of these people are nice but the few upscale spoiled fuckers that I have had to deal with gave me my first migraine of the year, and not a one of them has tipped me at all. Period. Don't want to sound racist, but jesus christ, help a brother out!!! I'm kicking ass for you, you're rich as shit, fucking share the wealth!!! Had some great entertainment tonight, big names in comedy that I'll leave out here. I have to be back to work in less than five hours and I just got home. Guinness beer and a couple of Tylenol PM and I'm on my way. Oh, and Brandon is sick as shit. The guy who has been renting my garage for his shit is over a month late on his payment and trying to be cheap about paying me. I'm going to start selling his shit soon. Fucker. Don't help friends, they only end up fucking you without lube or a reach around, trust me on this....

MYSPACE

CLICK THIS PICTURE TO SEE FULL VIEW

Hell, I thought MYSPACE was full of them. Shows how much I know... Anyway, work is busy as hell, won't even be home for more than a few quick naps and a shower for the next two days. It's going to suck balls...

DANCE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Clearly demented and straight up my ally!! It's fresh, it's funky, it's disco, it's worth dancing to, isn't it?

Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage



Peaches - Fuck the pain away