Saturday, January 12, 2008

I'VE TOTALLY LOST IT....


So, nine a.m. this morning the alarm goes off so I can get up and get ready for work. I shot straight up and said, "Home owner...." out loud. All I know is I was having a dream about the play (on words) on "homo" and "moaner." So the HOMO part was a bit drawn out. Yes. I'm a bit disturbed by this... I have gay friends, so it's not like I go around calling gay people homo. What I recall is that I was dreaming about making a joke. Homo, and moaner, as one word or something. like that. Regardless, it's still just fucking weird as hell....

Friday, January 11, 2008

DAY TOO....

Did well today. Mostly salad and meat, little bit of melon and gratuitous sex. Overall I'm pretty damn proud of myself. Now, the humor:



I lied about the sex...

IT'S ON!!


I'm back on my way to being skinny. I am basically on day two and weighed myself just to see where I am. I originally started out at about 240 pounds three years ago. I got down to about 187 or so last year. Well, I got back up to 214 and this shit needs to stop. I'm tired of being chubby. So, this is me proclaiming my weight loss. I will be 175 pounds soon. No more eating crap, no more procrastinating, no more feeling like shit! It's back to a low carb, sugar free way of eating. I already feel better. No lie. So it's basically a combo of Atkins, sugar busters, and south beach. Basically, watch what you eat. Green stuff, as much as I like with meat, some cheese, and a few fruits and nuts. I'm at:

214

Thursday, January 10, 2008

TIME FOR RETRO

SESAME STREET
FAT CAT SAT HAT

Holy cow! I've been looking for this for a while! Now I have to memorize it!!!

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

What's Happening!!


Anyone remember Shirley from WHAT'S HAPPENING!!? I swear to god she's back from the dead and was attending the hospitality reception I worked tonight! It really was odd, and I know she's been dead for ten or so years, but if they ever remake this series, the big lady at the reception wins the look alike-sound alike contest hands down!! Sad truth is that Fred Berry died a few years back so I have no idea who will play Rerun... If you say Cedric the Entertainer I swear I'll hunt you down and kill you....

Monday, January 07, 2008

JUST SOME COMMON SENSE

As I think back, I have a few things to say. Kids, listen to me when I say this.....


having babies and doing drugs is not a good idea. Please, don't do either!

Which brings me to my tiny inappropriate rant. Is it just me, or has America gotten so fat that you can't tell the difference between chubby females and pregnant females? I can't any longer. And, this is coming from a guy who isn't skinny. So, I'm not being a hater and I'm not pointing fingers, I'm just wondering if my judgment is off....

ALSO.....


Why, for fucks sake, do only guys or old women try to pick up on me? Seriously! I'm not saying the occasional compatible woman hasn't, but nine out of ten times it's either a gay guy or a much older woman. When does this chick try and pick me up?

Friday, January 04, 2008

OLD LADIES LOVE BOB SEGER

So, I worked a Mexican wedding the other night. This wasn't our regular clientele. First off, their wedding cake was from WAL*MART of all places, and the filling in the cake looked like hemorrhoid cream mixed with Vics vapor rub. The highlight of my evening is when I offered a table of little old grannies some more of our French bread rolls.


They all took one, but one of them in particular grabbed one, held it up and said, "Aahhhhhhh, like a rock!" I responded, "Oh, I see your a Bob Seger


fan!" Confused, she asks, "AYYYYY????" I giggled and moved on.

Monday, December 31, 2007

HAPPY NEW YEAR

It's a punk theme today. Hope you enjoy these great punk videos!

JET BOY - NEW YORK DOLLS



PINHEAD - THE RAMONES



NAUSEA - X



NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF - DEAD KENNEDYS



HOLIDAY IN THE SUN - SEX PISTOLS



COME & GET IT - BLUE CHEER
(Yes, I know this is 60's, but this IS punk)


Sunday, December 30, 2007

HOLIDAYS....

Well, they came and went! My parents came out for Christmas and I haven't seen them in two and a half years so it was good to see them. Grandpa taught Brandon how to play Canasta so we have something new to play when we are bored.


I think LUNA was ready for them to go though. Two days before they left she somehow got a dried up turd in the house and put it on the bed where my parents had been sleeping. Is that doggie speak for get the hell out of my house? It was funny anyhow.

Josie had to get two teeth extracted the day after Christmas! She was high as a kite when she came out of the operating room. Funny. She doesn't remember anything. Other than that I have the week off from work. Going to play some World of Warcraft and eat crap!

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

A CHRISTMAS TAROT READING

I drew a card (from my trusty Christmas Tarot deck) for all of you just as Christmas rolled around upon us!

I hope you all look inward and find inner peace and wisdom!

So enjoy today for what it really is, in all it's pagan goodness. If you think that means singing happy birthday to Jesus, then I suggest you do some research on the origins of this day.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

THE HOBBIT (THE MOVIE)


Well, rumor is that Guillermo del Toro may be directing the two part Hobbit movie with Peter Jackson on board to Produce it. This is all around great news in my opinion!!! I basically have a full on, whatever, for this project. The Shire should still be intact, just needing to be groomed for this movie. I really hope this is true. Only time will tell.

Other Jackson news:

WTF?!?!?

Seriously! What has THE so called KING OF POP done to himself? There is a horror movie with him staring as himself waiting to be made! I'm not fucking kidding, look at this guy! WTF?

Recent Movies I've Watched:

Superbad - FIVE STARS
Hard Candy - FIVE STARS

Both worth renting!!! I'm sure I'll buy Superbad at some point.

NIGGY PLAYED.... AH.....

The music industry is different. I just downloaded
Saul Williams:
"The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust!"

for free!!



It's somewhere between between fresh, industrial, rap, with generous helpings of retardation, inspiration and lyrical intrepidation.. I'll more than likely go back and pay for this seeing that I actually like it. This is how I have been learning about new bands for ten years now. I buy more new stuff from artist I've never head of before by hearing their stuff for free. It's better knowing what your going into than spending tons of money on something that is disappointing and sounds like shit. It's a new world. Fuck you Metallica! Greedy fucking sellouts. Shame on you music industry by biting the hand that feeds you. I'll pay this guy for being brave enough to take a chance. I love the main track by the way. Go download it for free. If you like it, show this guy some love, PLEASE!!!!

Friday, December 07, 2007

SIA - BUTTONS

She has restored my faith in music! It's not all over produced bullshit!!! Oh, yes the English have done it again. I present the proof here...



Sure, it's a silly pop song, but hell, isn't that what The Beatles did? And isn't this in pure 80's fashion? If I didn't know better I would have thought it was from 20 years ago.... Yes, Joan, I know your out there, you have to E-MAIL ME so I can call you seeing you have even more fucked up hours that I do!!

Thursday, November 22, 2007

COOL SONG

This was too cool to pass up posting. Seeing I've been posting more stuff here as of late. Enjoy this, I thought this was cool as hell!!!

Monday, November 19, 2007

SAY GOOD NIGHT....

So I have this dream last night that Josie and I are at Walmart. They are giving away free beer, called GOODNIGHT beer and it's real popular in Mexico and Africa. It was horrible beer and they were practically forcing it on people. Just my weird dreams. I should go play some bingo. OH! Speaking of the devil!! Watch this:

Sunday, November 18, 2007

BENNY LAVA

I think I have watched this about ten times now. The best line? "Now poop on them Oliver..." Holy cow this makes me laugh!


Absolutely Hilarious Indian Music Video - Watch more free videos

Friday, November 09, 2007

Monday, October 15, 2007

ANN COULTER IS A NAZI

I don't post here often enough, but damn I had to post this. Ann Coulter is a dangerous nut. She's off her fucking rocker. Holy cow, how do the republicans even let her represent them?

Friday, March 23, 2007

UFOs flew over Phoenix in '97, Symington says | www.azstarnet.com �

UFOs flew over Phoenix in '97, Symington says | www.azstarnet.com �

So there you have it, the guy who was Governor at the time is now fessing up to this. Kind of funny he waited ten years, but then again, it was his career on the line back then!

Monday, February 26, 2007

Friday, February 23, 2007

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

UFO UPDATE





This is leaked unaired news footage after the O'Hare UFO incident happened. Also, the news is now that there are quite a few photos and even video of this that is going to be made public soon. Dan Akkroyd of SNL fame is actually in possession of these materials and will be releasing it soon from what I understand. Also, more lights filmed over Phoenix a few days ago, and is being dismissed as "flares" once again. I'll have more posted on that as soon as honest information arises.

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

UFO UPDATE


Here is the photo someone took on their cell phone of the UFO at O’Hare Airport. It was posted anonymously to a popular forum discussing the incident. The only thing that could be verified was that the IP address was from someone in Chicago. Photoshop experts that have checked out the image say that it's more than likely not a hoaxed photo. A second photo that did show up was dismissed a couple of days ago as a hoax however. I'll keep posting on this and will try to get more info on that UFO in Hawaii that made the news a few days ago.

Monday, January 29, 2007

AMERIE


I got a chance to see this artist perform last night in front of a large crowd. She's sexy as hell, part Asian and part Afro-American. She can sing real well to boot and boy can she shake it! I'm not a big R&B pop fan so it's not like I'd go out and buy it, but all the same I think she will probably do real well for herself. The song THAT'S WHAT U R was actually kind of cool. I think it was better live than the clip played on her web page.

So what's exciting about all this is that I only had two hours of sleep yesterday and maybe about four last night. That's not a whole lot of sleep folks! I'm headed for bed right about now. The drama at work it fever pitch as well. Something is coming around the bend. Details soon...

Saturday, January 27, 2007

HOT!!

I had to put this up because number one, she's hot as hell, but mostly because she reminds me of a girl I dated for a while. The nose, eyes, and hair for sure, not so much the mouth. Needless to say that was eons ago and that girl turned out to be a psychotic liar. She was cute as hell and I had this major thing for her, major, but I'm smart enough to recognize crazy.

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?

30%


NEWSWEEK Poll: Bush Hits New Low - Newsweek Politics - MSNBC.com

So when does this stop? Seriously? How bad is it going to have to get before people wake up and realize we are kind of fucked?

JESUS IS BACK!!! HE'S BACK!!!!

OK, maybe not, but still the vacancy left by Jim Jones has been filled anyway.



Hey, I agree with this guy. There is not devil, praying is a waist of time, sin doesn't exist. And if you think about it, I'm Pam Anderson! Is this a destructive cult? Hell, isn't Christianity technically a destructive cult? As always, any moron willing to fork over his hard earned cash to someone who thinks they know god is just that, a moron. I'll keep my cash and spend it on myself.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

STOP IT .. STOP IT.. STO.....



Damn crazy and damn funny at the same time. I don't know who's funnier, the fat kid or the crazy lady next to him.

Monday, January 22, 2007

SNOW!!!


So, yeah.. it never snows here... ever....

Well, it's snowing right now. Here's the kids braving the snow. It's been a long time since we have had snow so it's a bit of a shock to be getting it here in the desert. Wow! That's all I can say.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

UFO MAKES HEADLINES AGAIN


WorldNetDaily: Air Force colonel reports lights 'not of this world'

So, once again a UFO makes headline news. I also saw a very convincing show on THE HISTORY CHANNEL a couple of nights ago that I was extremely Impressed with.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The National ID Card - Hello Big Brother!

Say goodbye to your privacy and hello to big brother. Guess you'll have to think twice about buying that special something very soon...

read more | digg story


Sunday, January 14, 2007

THE PERFECT BUTT


Just what you all wanted to see I'm sure, but I had to share this. If this isn't a perfect butt, then I'm lost in a sea of ass....

HINDU WEDDING


Worked a Hindu wedding last night. There were some stunning women there let me tell you, and the people were all so polite and nice even if a tad demanding. But like I said, all very nice. At one point I tried some of the food they had imported special for this event. Half of it was kick ass, but I tried one of the deserts and just about launched the contents of my stomach! Only way I can describe this desert is if you took the flavor of cheese, play dough, milk that is just slightly over the expiration date, some lard, honey, and a slightly unwashed vagina and mixed those flavors together, and gave it the consistency of play dough and presented it with some of the most putrid colors you can think of. I lost my appetite. This stuff really could be used as an appetite depressant!

But, today I called in sick! Nothing to do with the food. I was having reoccurring dreams about taking my temperature and having the shakes, only to wake up with a fever and the shakes. Not good. I'll be headed back to bed soon. Tired and worn like you get when your feverish.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

WTBS - NIGHT TRACKS





OH!! My Friday and Saturday evenings back in the early 80's were centered around this show. NIGHT TRACKS was the best I could do seeing we didn't have MTV in the redneck town I grew up in. It was my lifeline to the real world, modern times. Here are a few of the videos I remember staying up late to watch.

Michael Nesmith - Cruisin'



The Fixx - Saved by Zero



Missing Persons - Words



U2 -Sunday Bloody Sunday ( Red Rocks)



Kim Wilde-Kids in America



Eurythmics-Sweet Dreams



Then sadly, after six hours of drooling, wishing I was a real American teenager, who could share his hopes and dreams with others like me would almost be brought to tears at the end of the show...



You see, I was cheated. I wasn't meant to grow up in a small rodeo town in the middle of fucking nowhere Nebraska. I couldn't relate to a group of people where the main focus of everything was RODEO!!! I had a few, very very few friends I could even relate to. Yeah, driving around the town square endlessly looking for a place to party with a bunch of rednecks wasn't quite what I desired. I'm so glad my friend Stace moved to Tucson and invited me to come live with him.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

SHOVE IT!!!



This was found over at the LOLJESUS page. Enjoy it, or don't.

PAT ROBERTSON IS GOD



Come on, admit it PAT!!!! You are your own god!! You personally want to kill millions! ADMIT IT!!

HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?



Why is this guy still in office?

RELIGION SQUARED



I actually laughed out loud on this one. Satan, the great deceiver damning millions of souls via Yoga. Too funny. No wonder this nation is so ass backward. Too many Christians at the helm.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

80's VIDEOS I'D DIE FOR

Tears for Fears - Head Over Heels



Pat Benatar - Precious Time



Bauhaus - Dark Entries



Adam & The Ants - Dog Eat Dog



Devo - Smart Patrol/Mr DNA live



Iggy Pop - I'm bored



David Bowie - TVC15 / Boy's Keep Swinging



The Man Who Sold The World



The Tubes - White Punks On Dope



Heaven 17 - Temptation



The Body - Public Image Limited

Monday, January 08, 2007

REAL MONSTERS



The real monsters in our world are the ones that brainwash their kids and turn them into moronic zombies.

CHAT ROOM REALITY



Damn, this is funny!! Reminds me back when I used to play wrecking ball in chat rooms. Going into #BIBLE or #LESBIANS ONLY and pretending to be somebody else. Waiting for the chat to get intense, or real serious then I'd type something like, "OMG!!! My cat just knocked the lamp off the counter onto the television and sparks are flying everywhere!!!" Man, if that fictional story didn't derail a heated conversation on whether or not Noah had dinosaurs on the ark or not!

YOU GUYS OK? ...
WHAT'S WRONG?



What's wrong? Are you fucking kidding me? This is where the Darwin Awards get their material from. Seriously, what's wrong?!?!?!

COLDCUT - TIMBER



Still a classic!! I love this song, and the video is just as great!!!!

Sunday, January 07, 2007

MORE ON THAT UFO



Well, there you have it. They first off acted like they had no idea what they were being asked about. Do you realize how HUGE of a security risk this is? And on how many levels??

Friday, January 05, 2007

DAUGHTER JUDY......



I remember the first time I saw a laser disk featured in a magazine. Also, the idea of shopping at home from your television. These things fascinated me, but now this is my new fascination. It's around the corner. Jane!!!! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!!!!

Thursday, January 04, 2007

TARA REID CAN'T COUNT



If I said dumb only to follow it with twat, would that be redundant? Notice that the crowd overthrows her countdown! I'd say drunk. I'll leave the twat up to you...

I'd say she fits in here somewhere, just read this article!!!

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

BECAUSE WE'RE TIRED OF IT!!!



Yes, we are tired your moronic ramblings and having YOUR values pushed on us. It's a backlash. It's time to move on from religion. Your always judging us just because we believe in science..... Yes, that was a Nacho Libre quote. Funny, and so true...

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

France: UFOs (staying with theme)




I remember hearing someone on a news show saying that some of the European countries were going to start coming clean about all of this in the near future, maybe about six months or so ago. I can't remember what news show I heard it on but I remember it had something to do with someone who works with or at NASA.

Monday, January 01, 2007

NATIONAL NEWS.. UFO?

UPDATED!!!

Notice that CNN totally tries to debunk this whole thing without printing any of the testimony. LINK IS HERE. Why do you think this is, this is a serious issue folks. In the least bit I'd say it's a bit of a security threat.




Why is this still taboo? Why are we so fucking arrogant, thinking we are the center of the universe, the pinnacle of logic, science, and reason? Well, this planet may be ancient but at the same time it' s relatively young in the scope of things. There is no doubt in my mind that civilizations exist elsewhere, somewhere out there beyond our knowledge. I'm positive there are some that are hundreds of thousands of years more advanced than we are. Maybe they can traverse space and time, even dimensions. It's not beyond logic, science, or reason. It's scary to think the we are in fact NOT the shit. So why keep on thinking in such an ass backward mode and not just treat this scientifically instead. Out of the MILLIONS of abduction cases there is the possibility that even one, if not hundreds are authentic and not just fantasy. I heard Michio Kaku state something like this recently. He also stated that in fact that even if ONE of these cases were genuine that it would be the single most important thing to happen in our history. We in fact are a category 0 civilization. We are not to far removed from rubbing sticks together to make fire and yet we are at the apex of our current eon. We are on the edge of breaking into the next age, but if we continue to kill each other over gods and greed we will surely be doomed.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

NAZI IS WHAT HE IS


Think Progress » Talk Host Gallagher: ‘Round Up’ Olbermann, Damon, And ‘Put Them In A Detention Camp’

I'm sure I'm on their list of people to torture as well. I'm not a right wing moron. I'm not a sheep. I don't believe in Jesus, and the person they have in charge is more than dangerous. Oh yeah, I'm on that list....

Antoine Dufour - Don Ross - Dracula & Friends Part I



On a lighter note, this clip of this guy playing guitar is very cool!

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

ONE FAN, JUST ADD SHIT

Well, the harassment at work has hit a fever pitch and this time a group of us are going to do something about it. Our boss has failed to do anything and has instead protected the people doing the harassment. So last night someone penned in the words PORK and STUPID onto a cloths pin and stuck it on the black tux jacket I was working in. Yes, it got noticed and someone took it off me and showed me. So I showed it to several people and sure enough, one of those people saw who was writing it on the cloths pin. If I had to choose three people who may have written it I could have guessed seeing that it's a pretty narrow field of selection to begin with. So, I think I have no other recourse other than marching down to our friendly Human resources department and showing them. Had it been a joke, I could have taken it, but at no time did anyone come forth and say, LOL, just kidding! Nobody ever came forth period, other than the coworker that found the pin on me. Well, end of joke! We are tired of your badgering, your alcoholic ramblings at work, and your ugly personality. Done!

"The United States is Insolvent" by Dr. Chris Mortenson 12/17/2006

FSU Editorial: "The United States is Insolvent" by Dr. Chris Mortenson 12/17/2006

Bad news, and you can thank that dirty bastards horrible choices in ruining our country instead of running it! What a fucktard....

Monday, December 18, 2006

Talk in Class Turns to God, Setting Off Public Debate on Rights - New York Times

Talk in Class Turns to God, Setting Off Public Debate on Rights - New York Times

SARAH SILVERMAN CHRISTMAS



Yes, I do love her. I also think I broke a rib falling in the bath tub three days ago. So lovely! I'm also up for employee of the year tonight at the awards banquet that I have decided to work instead of attending, seeing I'll be attending and making money. It's not like I haven't had the food before! Also, I doubt I'll get employee of the year. Anyway, one more shift after that and it's basically a two week vacation, then dead on full throttle work again. sigh.........

LOVE IS THE DRUG COVER

jamiroquai - love is the drug



Great cover of this great roxy music song.

Oh, and what have I been up to? Work and falling down in the bath tub. I think I cracked a rib. Not a lie. It hurts to laugh, cough, sneezing is torture and rolling over is almost impossible. It's a good thing I didn't smack my head! Oy....

Imagining the Tenth Dimension - A Book by Rob Bryanton



Holy mind fuck Batman!!!!

And a video to make your day!!! This rocks:

Blue Man Group - I Feel Love (with Venus Hum)

Thursday, December 14, 2006

MUSIC FINDS

Keep checking back till this line is removed, will be adding several cool videos and fan videos of different groups

Prefuse 73 - Nuno



The Stone Roses - I Wanna Be Adored



Autechre - 'Gantz Graf'



Tribe Called Quest - Scenario

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST...



Here we go again. Society forces people to pretend they are something different than what they are. Their conscious finally catches up with them and family and friends get hurt in the process, not to mention the wife they married to keep them deep under cover. Religion in particular forces these people to hate themselves because "god hates" them. Yes, your god is a murderer and a liar and he hates you so much that he will burn you like some World War II war criminal would have. The only difference is that back then you were cooked and done with, the god the Christians worship can't get enough of pain and suffering so he makes it eternal. That is the epitome of love, isn't it? Enjoy him for forever because I won't be there, nor would I want to be there groveling to his pathetic ass for eternity. How could one worship him for forever knowing that your best friend was slowly basting away in god's relentless easy bake oven while you got ice cream sandwiches and ginger ale enemas for eternity? Wow, that sounds like a lot of fun. I hear Pat Robertson requires close to a six pack.

Monday, December 11, 2006

REBUTTAL

First off, click on the images to make them full size... So, I found a site where you can make motivational posters and some other things. Going with yesterdays theme I made this:

Remember, it's comedy. I also made this, for the easy to offend crowed:


Comedy folks, don't be a hater!

Sunday, December 10, 2006

GOD WOULD HATE YOU!

CLICK HERE to see the video. It's not showing up on my page for some reason, so until it does, just click to link there.



It's the "god hates fags" morons. I seriously have such a hard time understanding homophobia and the hate it generates. I'm not gay, don't have feelings towards the same sex in a sexual way, nor does it arouse me. This is why I have no fear of it. What business do I have telling anyone how they can love or who they can love? Yes, the god of the bible hates homosexuals. The god of the bible hates a lot of things. The god also speaks of the world as being flat and of unicorns. The god of the bible is also a misogynist. The god of the bible represents so many of the weak traits that humans harbor that I could never worship, revere, or respect such a racist murderer. I loath your god and frankly am ashamed that so many of you blindly follow such a pathetic and hateful and utterly harmful belief. What makes you think your god doesn't hate you? Is it the same blind deceit?

Thursday, December 07, 2006

GO HENRY!!!!!



I love Henry Rollins!!!

GOODBYE MCDONALD'S


McDonald's forced to shut from lack of patronage in healthy town | News | This is London

Did you catch that? HEALTHY MEALS AT SCHOOL!!! We can do this as well you know, this is America people. Time to wise up!!

UNLIMITED ENERGY!



I've see about six hydrogen oriented fuel ideas, all working perfectly and ready to produce. WHY in the hell are we still using fossil fuels? I don't understand. Greed won't even have it's place if we are all dead. What part of this is it that people don't get? There is no energy crises!!!! It's BULLSHIT!!!!! It's time for a change. The time of depending on oil has come to an end.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Saturday, December 02, 2006

BOARDS OF CANADA

BOARDS OF CANADA
DAYVAN COWBOY


So what's fresh? This band is!!!! I absolutely love these guys. Every once in a while someone comes along that restores my faith in music that is both inspiring and thoughtful. I'm so tired of pop drivel! Bullshit non-inspired music and lyrics that make me want to vomit. The likes of Britney Spears, 50 Cent, and Yellowcard are enough to bypass any enema as I feel it seeping down my leg even now as the mere though of such tripe sends me into a sarin gas like coma. Oh the vacant minds of America, how they love to eat it up... Here are a couple more fan made videos of songs I like. Not the best videos in the world, but I love these songs!!!!

BOARDS OF CANADA
ROYGBIV


BOARDS OF CANADA
JUNE 9th


BOARDS OF CANADA
1969



BOARDS OF CANADA
AQUARIUS & KID FOR TODAY

WORD VERIFICATION


Sorry, due to spam I had no other alternative but to activate word verification in the comments. I still love comments, so don't be afraid, I just could care less about discount prescriptions and the whole lot. Not that anyone reads this blog anyway.

Friday, December 01, 2006

SAY IT! DON'T SPRAY IT!!!


German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second - Gizmodo

Spray on condoms! What will they think of next???

Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack



"It was not clear why Apgar was in the lake. Judd said Apgar was naked and told deputies he had been smoking crack."

Well, you answered the question right there, didn't you? Naked, crack, in a lake. Makes as much sense as crack, naked, stuck in a 100 pound tub of butter. The key word here is crack. It's just like the time I saw the guy on a bike drive into traffic and get hit by a car that was going almost 100 mph! Why did he drive out into traffic? CRACK!!!!!!

Thursday, November 30, 2006

UPDATED * UPDATE!!!
PENIS SIZE

THAT'S ONE GIANT COCK!

I had a ton of hit's on my page today from a link from this site:


It's in the NOV. 29th listings, It's under this quote:

"ONE MANE RAISES HIS FIST AGAINST THE
COSMOS AND ASKS THE ETERNAL QUESTION"

LOL!!! I've made the big time!!!! My penis will dominate you all just like Napoleon. Small and mighty!! Fear the power of my penis!!!! Fear it!!! You have to laugh! Most of the people who stumble onto my page are usually looking for nude pictures of Juliya Chernetsky, or Asian chicks in stockings. Funny but true! Now add penis size to the list and you have the holy trinity of search topics...

CAUTION: THE PENIS THEME HAS BEEN A BIT OVER THE TOP THIS PAST WEEK!!! THE CREATOR OF THIS BLOG APOLOGIZES FOR THE SUBJECT MATTER. JUST BE THANKFUL IT WASN'T JAPANESE SCAT WEEK!!!! THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING IN ADVANCE....

I'VE JOINED A CHURCH!


It's true. I'm a sinner and need to be shaved!! Shave me! Come join me here at my new church. It's the only church for me.

MOTHER OF ALL CARTOONS



I love this cartoon! Sure, it's not PC, but then again neither am I.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

BRAIN WASH, USE MORE SOAP

Popular Brands May Brand the Brain

It's true. I'm in the process of taking a class at work that is built around the whole brand and emotional connections. I personally would rather emotionally attach myself to my family than a Wendy's hamburger! Also, I've yet to receive an erection by gazing upon a pair of Nike tennis shoes. On the other hand.....

AND POWELL WOULD KNOW


Colin Powell says world should recognize Iraq at civil war | Reuters.com

I think he if anyone would know. I think he made a wise decision to jump ship before it hit the iceberg. The shit has hit the fan over there, trust me! I just talked to someone who went over to visit his family in Iraq. He said it's horrible over there. So the imperialistic son of an asshole needs to admit that he's a failure, always has been, always will be.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

MY PENIS


Don't be a short dicked man.
Make your male member long, thick and strong.
Everyone could use a boost in size.

I'm still having size issues!! I get these in my E-mail box and wonder, How do they know? It's not like I'm the Tom Thumb of the penis world. Plus, it's how you use it, not the square footage. Sure, I'm not John Holmes, but why do they pick on my penis! Why, why my penis, why???

MISTRESS OF METAL



I was wondering what had happened to her!!! I'm so mad at fuse for changing their format!! It's too bad because I used to0 watch their channel quite a bit. Well, I don't even go by there anymore.

PETER JACKSON WILL DIRECT THE HOBBIT!!!


The link below explains how he WILL BE DIRECTING The Hobbit Movie!!! I think it's good news.

Lord Of The Rings - ZAENTZ RINGS IN JACKSON FOR PREQUELS

I'm trying to find what you all like the most here. Please keep comments up and click a few ads now and then. I'm getting my page hits up again, but nowhere near what they were a few years ago. Please add me to your blogrolls as well if you can, I will also add you if you ask. Thanks all, I really would like to know what you all want to see here.

SALVIA!!!



This is so funny!!! It's like the modern version of LSD but it's natural, and it's 100% LEGAL, and only lasts about 10 minutes. Watch this and try to keep from laughing!!!!

Monday, November 27, 2006

SOOOOOOOOOUL TRAIN...

I remember my self righteous grandmother visiting once as I was watching this television show. She asked,
"Do you know what that is?"
I replied,
"Yeah, it's Soul Train..." pause...
"No it isn't! That's SATANIC!!"
Oh, how I wish I could have said FUCK YOU back then. Enjoy this, took me back several years.

Isley Brothers - Live It Up




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SHE LOVES IT, DO YOU?

Saturday, November 25, 2006

BETTER GRAB A DRINK AND SOME CHIPS!

This is broken up into two parts and will take you about 110 minutes to sit through if you have the patience to do so. If you want to know why I'm an Atheist then listen to this man speak. He does it so elegantly, thoroughly, and intellectually. I came to my conclusions way before I had ever heard Richard Dawkins speak, but I always enjoy listening to him. I'll leave you with that. OH, and by the way, those morons at Liberty University got PWNED!!!!!! LOL!!!!





AND DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS CLIP!!!!!!!!!!!



This is revised at this point, because I forgot about this clip, and how topical it really is. Seeing that that charlatan Haggard got caught having a three year long drug induced relationship with a gay hooker, that this is pretty relevant. I have no shame saying that I think that it's time for religion to admit it's failure. It's time for it to stop and let reason and logic take over. Let the war, the murdering, and the grandstanding cease so that some logic can infiltrate reality long enough for things to get better. You have had your chance for several thousand years and it still isn't working, and the truth is, it never will!!!

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

QUOTE

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
Voltaire