HOW LOW CAN YOU GO?

Bush hits new low on eve of crucial speech | The Guardian | Guardian Unlimited

Why is this guy still in office?

RELIGION SQUARED

B.C. school yoga classes slammed

I actually laughed out loud on this one. Satan, the great deceiver damning millions of souls via Yoga. Too funny. No wonder this nation is so ass backward. Too many Christians at the helm.

80's VIDEOS I'D DIE FOR

Tears for Fears - Head Over Heels



Pat Benatar - Precious Time



Bauhaus - Dark Entries



Adam & The Ants - Dog Eat Dog



Devo - Smart Patrol/Mr DNA live



Iggy Pop - I'm bored



David Bowie - TVC15 / Boy's Keep Swinging



The Man Who Sold The World



The Tubes - White Punks On Dope



Heaven 17 - Temptation



The Body - Public Image Limited

REAL MONSTERS

The real monsters in our world are the ones that brainwash their kids and turn them into moronic zombies.

CHAT ROOM REALITY

Damn, this is funny!! Reminds me back when I used to play wrecking ball in chat rooms. Going into #BIBLE or #LESBIANS ONLY and pretending to be somebody else. Waiting for the chat to get intense, or real serious then I'd type something like, "OMG!!! My cat just knocked the lamp off the counter onto the television and sparks are flying everywhere!!!" Man, if that fictional story didn't derail a heated conversation on whether or not Noah had dinosaurs on the ark or not!

YOU GUYS OK? ... WHAT'S WRONG?

What's wrong? Are you fucking kidding me? This is where the Darwin Awards get their material from. Seriously, what's wrong?!?!?!

COLDCUT - TIMBER

Still a classic!! I love this song, and the video is just as great!!!!

MORE ON THAT UFO

Well, there you have it. They first off acted like they had no idea what they were being asked about. Do you realize how HUGE of a security risk this is? And on how many levels??

DAUGHTER JUDY......

Gates says day of the home-help robot is near | Science | Guardian Unlimited

I remember the first time I saw a laser disk featured in a magazine. Also, the idea of shopping at home from your television. These things fascinated me, but now this is my new fascination. It's around the corner. Jane!!!! STOP THIS CRAZY THING!!!!!

TARA REID CAN'T COUNT

If I said dumb only to follow it with twat, would that be redundant? Notice that the crowd overthrows her countdown! I'd say drunk. I'll leave the twat up to you...

I'd say she fits in here somewhere, just read this article!!!

Breaking Down Stupid - The Phat Phree

BECAUSE WE'RE TIRED OF IT!!!

Digg and YouTube Powering Atheism 2.0 — Business Logs

Yes, we are tired your moronic ramblings and having YOUR values pushed on us. It's a backlash. It's time to move on from religion. Your always judging us just because we believe in science..... Yes, that was a Nacho Libre quote. Funny, and so true...

France: UFOs (staying with theme)

France: UFO sightings are no X-Files | CNET News.com

I remember hearing someone on a news show saying that some of the European countries were going to start coming clean about all of this in the near future, maybe about six months or so ago. I can't remember what news show I heard it on but I remember it had something to do with someone who works with or at NASA.

NATIONAL NEWS.. UFO?

UPDATED!!!

Notice that CNN totally tries to debunk this whole thing without printing any of the testimony. LINK IS HERE. Why do you think this is, this is a serious issue folks. In the least bit I'd say it's a bit of a security threat.

Quad Cities

Chicago Tribune

Washington Post

Chicago Astronomer

Why is this still taboo? Why are we so fucking arrogant, thinking we are the center of the universe, the pinnacle of logic, science, and reason? Well, this planet may be ancient but at the same time it' s relatively young in the scope of things. There is no doubt in my mind that civilizations exist elsewhere, somewhere out there beyond our knowledge. I'm positive there are some that are hundreds of thousands of years more advanced than we are. Maybe they can traverse space and time, even dimensions. It's not beyond logic, science, or reason. It's scary to think the we are in fact NOT the shit. So why keep on thinking in such an ass backward mode and not just treat this scientifically instead. Out of the MILLIONS of abduction cases there is the possibility that even one, if not hundreds are authentic and not just fantasy. I heard Michio Kaku state something like this recently. He also stated that in fact that even if ONE of these cases were genuine that it would be the single most important thing to happen in our history. We in fact are a category 0 civilization. We are not to far removed from rubbing sticks together to make fire and yet we are at the apex of our current eon. We are on the edge of breaking into the next age, but if we continue to kill each other over gods and greed we will surely be doomed.

Saddam Hussein Executed for War Crimes

My Way News - Saddam Hussein Executed for War Crimes

They just hung the bastard! Viva!

NAZI IS WHAT HE IS

Think Progress » Talk Host Gallagher: ‘Round Up’ Olbermann, Damon, And ‘Put Them In A Detention Camp’

I'm sure I'm on their list of people to torture as well. I'm not a right wing moron. I'm not a sheep. I don't believe in Jesus, and the person they have in charge is more than dangerous. Oh yeah, I'm on that list....

Antoine Dufour - Don Ross - Dracula & Friends Part I



On a lighter note, this clip of this guy playing guitar is very cool!

ONE FAN, JUST ADD SHIT

Well, the harassment at work has hit a fever pitch and this time a group of us are going to do something about it. Our boss has failed to do anything and has instead protected the people doing the harassment. So last night someone penned in the words PORK and STUPID onto a cloths pin and stuck it on the black tux jacket I was working in. Yes, it got noticed and someone took it off me and showed me. So I showed it to several people and sure enough, one of those people saw who was writing it on the cloths pin. If I had to choose three people who may have written it I could have guessed seeing that it's a pretty narrow field of selection to begin with. So, I think I have no other recourse other than marching down to our friendly Human resources department and showing them. Had it been a joke, I could have taken it, but at no time did anyone come forth and say, LOL, just kidding! Nobody ever came forth period, other than the coworker that found the pin on me. Well, end of joke! We are tired of your badgering, your alcoholic ramblings at work, and your ugly personality. Done!

"The United States is Insolvent" by Dr. Chris Mortenson 12/17/2006

FSU Editorial: "The United States is Insolvent" by Dr. Chris Mortenson 12/17/2006

Bad news, and you can thank that dirty bastards horrible choices in ruining our country instead of running it! What a fucktard....

Talk in Class Turns to God, Setting Off Public Debate on Rights - New York Times

Talk in Class Turns to God, Setting Off Public Debate on Rights - New York Times

SARAH SILVERMAN CHRISTMAS

Yes, I do love her. I also think I broke a rib falling in the bath tub three days ago. So lovely! I'm also up for employee of the year tonight at the awards banquet that I have decided to work instead of attending, seeing I'll be attending and making money. It's not like I haven't had the food before! Also, I doubt I'll get employee of the year. Anyway, one more shift after that and it's basically a two week vacation, then dead on full throttle work again. sigh.........

LOVE IS THE DRUG COVER

jamiroquai - love is the drug



Great cover of this great roxy music song.

Oh, and what have I been up to? Work and falling down in the bath tub. I think I cracked a rib. Not a lie. It hurts to laugh, cough, sneezing is torture and rolling over is almost impossible. It's a good thing I didn't smack my head! Oy....

Imagining the Tenth Dimension - A Book by Rob Bryanton

Animation from magining the Tenth Dimension - A Book by Rob Bryanton

Holy mind fuck Batman!!!!

And a video to make your day!!! This rocks:

Blue Man Group - I Feel Love (with Venus Hum)

MUSIC FINDS

Keep checking back till this line is removed, will be adding several cool videos and fan videos of different groups

Prefuse 73 - Nuno



The Stone Roses - I Wanna Be Adored



Autechre - 'Gantz Graf'



Tribe Called Quest - Scenario

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST...

DenverPost.com - Pastor Paul Barnes resigns over homosexuality:

Here we go again. Society forces people to pretend they are something different than what they are. Their conscious finally catches up with them and family and friends get hurt in the process, not to mention the wife they married to keep them deep under cover. Religion in particular forces these people to hate themselves because "god hates" them. Yes, your god is a murderer and a liar and he hates you so much that he will burn you like some World War II war criminal would have. The only difference is that back then you were cooked and done with, the god the Christians worship can't get enough of pain and suffering so he makes it eternal. That is the epitome of love, isn't it? Enjoy him for forever because I won't be there, nor would I want to be there groveling to his pathetic ass for eternity. How could one worship him for forever knowing that your best friend was slowly basting away in god's relentless easy bake oven while you got ice cream sandwiches and ginger ale enemas for eternity? Wow, that sounds like a lot of fun. I hear Pat Robertson requires close to a six pack.

REBUTTAL

First off, click on the images to make them full size... So, I found a site where you can make motivational posters and some other things. Going with yesterdays theme I made this:

Remember, it's comedy. I also made this, for the easy to offend crowed:


Comedy folks, don't be a hater!

GOD WOULD HATE YOU!

CLICK HERE to see the video. It's not showing up on my page for some reason, so until it does, just click to link there.



It's the "god hates fags" morons. I seriously have such a hard time understanding homophobia and the hate it generates. I'm not gay, don't have feelings towards the same sex in a sexual way, nor does it arouse me. This is why I have no fear of it. What business do I have telling anyone how they can love or who they can love? Yes, the god of the bible hates homosexuals. The god of the bible hates a lot of things. The god also speaks of the world as being flat and of unicorns. The god of the bible is also a misogynist. The god of the bible represents so many of the weak traits that humans harbor that I could never worship, revere, or respect such a racist murderer. I loath your god and frankly am ashamed that so many of you blindly follow such a pathetic and hateful and utterly harmful belief. What makes you think your god doesn't hate you? Is it the same blind deceit?

GO HENRY!!!!!

I love Henry Rollins!!!

GOODBYE MCDONALD'S

McDonald's forced to shut from lack of patronage in healthy town | News | This is London

Did you catch that? HEALTHY MEALS AT SCHOOL!!! We can do this as well you know, this is America people. Time to wise up!!

UNLIMITED ENERGY!

I've see about six hydrogen oriented fuel ideas, all working perfectly and ready to produce. WHY in the hell are we still using fossil fuels? I don't understand. Greed won't even have it's place if we are all dead. What part of this is it that people don't get? There is no energy crises!!!! It's BULLSHIT!!!!! It's time for a change. The time of depending on oil has come to an end.

I HATE THIS SMUG BITCH!

You just got PWNED asshole! Fucking Ann Coulter...

BOARDS OF CANADA

BOARDS OF CANADA
DAYVAN COWBOY


So what's fresh? This band is!!!! I absolutely love these guys. Every once in a while someone comes along that restores my faith in music that is both inspiring and thoughtful. I'm so tired of pop drivel! Bullshit non-inspired music and lyrics that make me want to vomit. The likes of Britney Spears, 50 Cent, and Yellowcard are enough to bypass any enema as I feel it seeping down my leg even now as the mere though of such tripe sends me into a sarin gas like coma. Oh the vacant minds of America, how they love to eat it up... Here are a couple more fan made videos of songs I like. Not the best videos in the world, but I love these songs!!!!

BOARDS OF CANADA
ROYGBIV


BOARDS OF CANADA
JUNE 9th


BOARDS OF CANADA
1969



BOARDS OF CANADA
AQUARIUS & KID FOR TODAY

WORD VERIFICATION

Sorry, due to spam I had no other alternative but to activate word verification in the comments. I still love comments, so don't be afraid, I just could care less about discount prescriptions and the whole lot. Not that anyone reads this blog anyway.

SAY IT! DON'T SPRAY IT!!!

German Wang Spray is Instant Condom: From Liquid Rubber To Sweet Love in One Second - Gizmodo

Spray on condoms! What will they think of next???

Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack

kyw.com - Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack:

"It was not clear why Apgar was in the lake. Judd said Apgar was naked and told deputies he had been smoking crack."

Well, you answered the question right there, didn't you? Naked, crack, in a lake. Makes as much sense as crack, naked, stuck in a 100 pound tub of butter. The key word here is crack. It's just like the time I saw the guy on a bike drive into traffic and get hit by a car that was going almost 100 mph! Why did he drive out into traffic? CRACK!!!!!!

UPDATED * UPDATE!!!PENIS SIZE

THAT'S ONE GIANT COCK!

I had a ton of hit's on my page today from a link from this site:

THE PENIS SIZE LINK LIST

It's in the NOV. 29th listings, It's under this quote:

"ONE MANE RAISES HIS FIST AGAINST THE
COSMOS AND ASKS THE ETERNAL QUESTION"

LOL!!! I've made the big time!!!! My penis will dominate you all just like Napoleon. Small and mighty!! Fear the power of my penis!!!! Fear it!!! You have to laugh! Most of the people who stumble onto my page are usually looking for nude pictures of Juliya Chernetsky, or Asian chicks in stockings. Funny but true! Now add penis size to the list and you have the holy trinity of search topics...

CAUTION: THE PENIS THEME HAS BEEN A BIT OVER THE TOP THIS PAST WEEK!!! THE CREATOR OF THIS BLOG APOLOGIZES FOR THE SUBJECT MATTER. JUST BE THANKFUL IT WASN'T JAPANESE SCAT WEEK!!!! THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING IN ADVANCE....

I'VE JOINED A CHURCH!

It's true. I'm a sinner and need to be shaved!! Shave me! Come join me here at my new church. It's the only church for me.

MOTHER OF ALL CARTOONS

I love this cartoon! Sure, it's not PC, but then again neither am I.

BRAIN WASH, USE MORE SOAP

Popular Brands May Brand the Brain

It's true. I'm in the process of taking a class at work that is built around the whole brand and emotional connections. I personally would rather emotionally attach myself to my family than a Wendy's hamburger! Also, I've yet to receive an erection by gazing upon a pair of Nike tennis shoes. On the other hand.....

AND POWELL WOULD KNOW

Colin Powell says world should recognize Iraq at civil war | Reuters.com

I think he if anyone would know. I think he made a wise decision to jump ship before it hit the iceberg. The shit has hit the fan over there, trust me! I just talked to someone who went over to visit his family in Iraq. He said it's horrible over there. So the imperialistic son of an asshole needs to admit that he's a failure, always has been, always will be.

MY PENIS

Don't be a short dicked man.
Make your male member long, thick and strong.
Everyone could use a boost in size.

I'm still having size issues!! I get these in my E-mail box and wonder, How do they know? It's not like I'm the Tom Thumb of the penis world. Plus, it's how you use it, not the square footage. Sure, I'm not John Holmes, but why do they pick on my penis! Why, why my penis, why???

MISTRESS OF METAL

newsobserver.com | Meet mistress of metal Juliya Chernetsky

I was wondering what had happened to her!!! I'm so mad at fuse for changing their format!! It's too bad because I used to0 watch their channel quite a bit. Well, I don't even go by there anymore.

PETER JACKSON WILL DIRECT THE HOBBIT!!!

The link below explains how he WILL BE DIRECTING The Hobbit Movie!!! I think it's good news.

Lord Of The Rings - ZAENTZ RINGS IN JACKSON FOR PREQUELS

I'm trying to find what you all like the most here. Please keep comments up and click a few ads now and then. I'm getting my page hits up again, but nowhere near what they were a few years ago. Please add me to your blogrolls as well if you can, I will also add you if you ask. Thanks all, I really would like to know what you all want to see here.

SALVIA!!!

This is so funny!!! It's like the modern version of LSD but it's natural, and it's 100% LEGAL, and only lasts about 10 minutes. Watch this and try to keep from laughing!!!!

SOOOOOOOOOUL TRAIN...

I remember my self righteous grandmother visiting once as I was watching this television show. She asked,
"Do you know what that is?"
I replied,
"Yeah, it's Soul Train..." pause...
"No it isn't! That's SATANIC!!"
Oh, how I wish I could have said FUCK YOU back then. Enjoy this, took me back several years.

Isley Brothers - Live It Up

SHE LOVES IT, DO YOU?

BETTER GRAB A DRINK AND SOME CHIPS!

This is broken up into two parts and will take you about 110 minutes to sit through if you have the patience to do so. If you want to know why I'm an Atheist then listen to this man speak. He does it so elegantly, thoroughly, and intellectually. I came to my conclusions way before I had ever heard Richard Dawkins speak, but I always enjoy listening to him. I'll leave you with that. OH, and by the way, those morons at Liberty University got PWNED!!!!!! LOL!!!!





AND DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS CLIP!!!!!!!!!!!



This is revised at this point, because I forgot about this clip, and how topical it really is. Seeing that that charlatan Haggard got caught having a three year long drug induced relationship with a gay hooker, that this is pretty relevant. I have no shame saying that I think that it's time for religion to admit it's failure. It's time for it to stop and let reason and logic take over. Let the war, the murdering, and the grandstanding cease so that some logic can infiltrate reality long enough for things to get better. You have had your chance for several thousand years and it still isn't working, and the truth is, it never will!!!

QUOTE

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
Voltaire

FREE UNLIMITED ENERGY

[UPDATED]

FREE ENERGY VIDEO

This is going to take you about an hour to watch if you chose to do so. Very interesting! I know this is the the type of stuff that bores the hell out of the common person, but then again, I'm not very common. Makes the impending gloom and doom theory of peak oil seem vastly unimportant. It's just a matter of funding, keeping the technology out of the hands of whack nut religious morons who would use it to kill us all instead of bump us closer to being a class 1 civilization. We are a class 0 civilization by the way.

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Just watched this, also on the same science theme I have going.

Michio Kaku Interview

HAND

I pulled this post due to the reaction it may be getting from some people. I realize how insane it is. No I don't take meds. It is one of a series of events that led me to the conclusion. This series of events happened starting at around age three, or I can remember back that far. They happened up to as close as six years ago. If it were a once in a life time event, I'd have my doubts too. If the same exact thing, down to the scenario, hadn't happened to other people, people who had no idea how and what happened to me but explained the exact same thing happening to them, same age, same style, then I might have some doubts. Truth is, I can remember some of these things just like it were a few days ago. Things can't always be explained away. Labeling them as the devil is narrow minded and the easy way out. I have no real answers about why. I would love to have some answers.

HIGH TENSION

This is the movie I watched last night. HOLY COW!!!!!! Just goes to show you that a horror movie can still be horrific. A nice twist, a hot French chick, and masturbation before decapitation. I give it two thumbs up as far as hack/horror flicks go. It's a French film so look for it to be dubbed or watch it in French with the subtitles. It's worth renting if your a horror movie buff like myself.

TECHNOLOGY UPDATE

World Tribune.com -- Introducing the nano battery, as thick as a strand of hair

I'm not lying when I say the future is already here. This next fifteen to twenty years is going to be an odd ride!

DENIED!!!!

Guess Jesus doesn't like being climbed upon! Oh, and I bet he's still an epileptic! Would have been a whole lot more entertaining if he had fallen as he was having one of hit fits! I'm sick, I know, but then again, I'm not climbing all over Jesus...

BORAT

Sacha Baron Cohen is the man!!! It's nice to see that prude Martha Stuart getting pwned for a change!!!

Oh, and for the quote of the day, take this to heart! Some of the greatest wisdom ever spoken.

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it -
even if I have said it - unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."
- The Buddha

BING!!!!

If this isn't the cutest thing in the world!! I was just about pissing myself (you've heard that before) as I watched this.

Other than that, it's cleaning day and Josie has successfully pissed me off to where I have locked myself in the computer room. OCD! Try living with someone who has it sometime and tell me it isn't maddening!

ANUS

Jesus image appears on dog | Metro.co.uk

If it looks like an anus, smells like an anus, chances are, IT IS AN ANUS!!!! Holy shit! No pun intended, let's fucking make it stop, please, just make it all stop. I've seen it all, and it's been proven now. Not that Jesus is real, but rather that his followers are real fucking stupid! This is why no other advanced civilization will ever contact us, because if they are out there, they read our web content, and watch our news. The god that some humans worship makes his presence known by showing up on a dogs ass. Yeah, let's give those guys the mega zeebleeze death ray gun! I'm surprised we all made it this far. At least we got those fucks out of the House and Senate!!!! Praise the anus!!!!

PSYCHIC OR JUST SMART AS HELL?

Well, my prediction came true. Josie's mom has hit rock bottom. Three years ago she lived with us, had clean cloths, food, medical care, attention, her own room, her own furniture, and peace of mind. Well, being the shit that she is she had decided it was better to spread lies and rumors about us behind our backs and invite people over to our house that were not allowed to be here at all and just stir up the shit in general. In the long run we convinced her she would be better off in her own apartment, which I helped get for her. Well, since then Josie's mom and certain family members have followed the well worn path to stupid and it has taken her to poverty level substandard living. No longer does she have the medical coverage she had, the food, the medication, the peace of mind, or the same level of health and well being. Miranda feels like I do, tough fucking luck!

from The Satanic Bible
(Satanic Sins)

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

There you have it, so be it!! We did our best and got shit on, and now someone is ultimately paying the price for being a stupid ingrate. Enjoy!

TAROT READING FOR A FRIEND

This is the deck I use,
not the actual reading

Below is a reading I did as a practice for a friend of mine. She told me this was so dead on that she couldn't understand how I could be so accurate! I actually get this a lot. I just want to get to the point where I know the cards so much better than what I do now. Practice!!

Querent hasn't had the patience or understanding of things lately. Not using your will as you should or being weak willed. Your not as naive or innocent as you project yourself to be, or as others see you. You need to start making yourself clear and to the point. You are acting out because you feel burdened, like there is too much resting on your shoulders. Chaos in your life is letting up now, and should hit a period of getting better. You still need to sacrifice yourself, your efforts, your time. At present, you seem to be fighting. You have been the kind giver of things. Lately you feel you have failed and this is making you sad. The projected outcome from all this is that if you do not use your skills wisely, whether they be physical, emotional, or spiritual, you will not achieve that which you hope to achieve.

WORK AND.....DID I MENTION WORK???

Day three of double shifts, and kind of a busy day ahead. Not much going on. Things are better here at home. Not doing much other than sleeping, working, and taking a little time before bed to study my Tarot cards. I felt the need to pick them up again and the one reading I did for a fellow worker was so dead on that it's defiantly something I'll be extremely good at once I take off my training wheels!! The deck I use is found here and this is one of the cards from the deck.


Anyway, on a three hour break from work and I got to go back now, and it's a certain ethnic function I work every year that is a royal pain in the ass!!!!

BULLSHIT LIAR!

ABC News: Evangelist Ted Haggard = Meth, Massage, Gay Sex

Here we are again with the self righteous doing the very thing they say is so evil, a.k.a. doing meth and taking it up the ass. Is this how the chosen act? Yes, in fact, it is how they act. I don't get it, why the games? If your going to smoke meth, or pot, or cocks, just fucking do it and stop pretending your so god damned holy! This is what you want to do, it's your desire, it's your carnal self. "OPEN THE CAGE!" as one of my gay friends puts it. Actually, it sounds more like Open de Gage! because he's also from Mexico, but unlike this " I'm so perfect that Jesus has a special candy coated castle in the sky for me" false piece of shit, my friend is very open about who he is, and doesn't feel the least bit bad or sorry for what he does. Oh, by the way, I've never scored meth, fucked a prostitute, or received a massage from a meth smoking prostitute, but according from this cock hole I'm going to hell. I'm sure good old Gee Dubbaya is loving his connection with this shit hole right now! Cast another one for the right wing, they really have killed evil and done a fine old job. Elections are just a few days away, this will make everything right as rain! Jesus, pour some sugar on me!!!

POOR LITTLE SICKO!

So Brandon has been sick for about two weeks now. Turns out he may be a bit asthmatic and has an ear infection and an dry incessant cough. He missed almost two weeks of school already, just hope the second trip to the doctor and the new meds help him out. Well, they must be working because he isn't coughing and it knocked his ass out cold! Sleep little monkey, sleep....

Work has been interesting. The "others" have basically been castrated as far as their foul behavior goes. They are turning on each other now that they only have themselves to fight amongst. It's taken for forever, but the taste of victory is very sweet. Can't wait till it's completely void of their shitty attitudes at work. Then it will be fun to work there once again! Ahhh.....

TESTING MY NEW BLOG EDITOR TOOL

Ok, I'm just testing my blog editor I can use from my FIREFOX browser. Looks to be pretty simple but seeing will be believing.

The whole process of adding pictures will still have to be done from blogger itself I guess.

powered by performancing firefox

BECAUSE I'M BORED!

Just fucking around with stupid cartoon generators, cause I'm doing laundry and I'm bored!!! Took for ever just to get these to load. Blogger was being a little bitch.

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE!!!

CLICK PICTURE TO SHOCK!!!

BREITBART.COM - Police Stun Gun Kills Bible Thumping Teen Who Get's What He Wanted!!

Well, He asked for Jesus and it looks like he got one free express ticket! I wonder what he would have got by shouting, "TOSS MY SALAD!!!"

ANOTHER ONE FOR THOSE FUCK WIT REPUBLICANS!

British scientists grow human liver in a laboratory | the Daily Mail

This is why we need stem cells. Don't you get it that we are on the verge of curing so many diseases? It's time to move beyond your failed religions, just admit it, they are and never will work. It's time to give in and just let science do it's job. When was the last time you saw Captain Jean Luc Picard say, "Fuck all this scientific mumbo jumbo! Save us Jesus!!!!" ??? That's right, NEVER. I know, that's all fantasy. But so is the hippy savior who impregnated his own mother so that he could be born as human god, and had himself sacrificed to himself in order to save mankind from himself. That my friends is as wacky as it gets!!!! I'll take my chances on Jean Luc, because if we don't kill ourselves as a race of people, odds are that what is science fiction will become science fact in the near future!

ATTACK OF THE KILLER BONEHEADS!

Northwest Florida Daily News: Amish couple sue over Homeland Security photo rule

It's time to just lay down the law and tell religious people to just shut the fuck up! Seriously, if your going to use your bible to spout ignorance, maybe you should read your bible first!!

UPDATE II

OK, working things out. Wife talked to one of her friends and that friend told her she was being stupid and she agreed. So, we are going to go to counseling and she is going to go see a shrink about the other stuff she needs to get fixed. I'm more optimistic this evening. I hope things get better. Not much else to add about all this. Life is a shit sandwich and I forgot the pickles....

UPDATE

Well, had it out again at about 4:oo a.m. and got nowhere. I couldn't sleep and finally did around 3:00 a.m. only to be waken soon after by Josie. She woke me up to tell me she was cold. I responded by asking her if she had completed the task that I had asked of her. I had asked her to write out a list of things she expects from me. I'm obviously not providing her with much of anything if she feels the need to call other men and talk on end about who knows what. She became upset about this saying that I'm crazy and making a big thing out of nothing. My response is that she is either delusional, or too stupid to understand what she is doing. She said she has done nothing. I let her know that it's her actions that are causing me to act this way and she told me that she thinks I'm crazy, as do the kids. Well, the kids waited for her to leave for work before they told me that they never said such things, and they can't understand why she is doing what she is doing. Miranda thinks it best if we just separate and I think I might agree. Josie is damaged goods. Josie isn't a moron, but is too lazy to use her intellect in any degree. Josie revealed to me recently something about her past that I had always suspected, and that plays a big part in all of this as well. Josie is a horrible liar, can't keep stories straight and gets caught easily therefor she has no business making shit up in the first place. I'm not perfect. I never have been and I'll take responsibility where my shortcomings reside. But, I have never cheated on my wife, not even once. I have had the opportunity to but never did it because I put my family first before my own pleasure. Plus, I had faith in my wife that she would never do any such thing. Faith, it's for the weak. I've obviously wasted that part of my life foolishly.

I'M GOING TO JUST BLURT SHIT OUT!!!

Well, I need to do this as therapy for the most part. I have questions, and I want them answered! If your spending so much time with Coucka, Sally, and Angie, then why have I not see or heard from them in the past 12 years? What business does my wife have calling another man and ringing up a $200 phone bill? Twice?? What business does my wife have saying she's going to go clean someones house, with me running into said person who has no idea what I'm talking about when bringing up said subject, of having their house cleaned by my wife that is. Didn't happen, and where the fuck was she for the whole fucking day? What business does my wife have telling me she's going to a party at one place, telling my daughter she is going to run errands, and telling my daughters boyfriend she is going with her sister someplace. After calling and finding out she wasn't with who she said she would be with, I get the run around again.

Well, she says I'm crazy. Nothing is going on. I say bullshit. I'm done playing games. What the fuck am I supposed to think? What you you think?
What. Why? Am I wrong to want to end this and just go my own way, as messy as I know it will be? I can't pretend any longer. It bugs the shit out of me and I won't have any more of it.

WHERE'S MY DOGS AT?? WOO WOO WOO!!!

Man charged with bestiality

And I think I'm such a pervert because I have this strong attraction to Asian Women!!!

STICK IT TO THEM MARJOE!

I for a fact know Benny Hinn does the exact same thing every night after he casts out devils with his suit jacket!!!

And this is funny!!! It's a bit long, but pretty funny!!!

BLATHER

I deleted my post from yesterday mainly because I was so depressed when I wrote it. Did I mean any of it? Yes and no. It was all true, but I'm going to try and ride the storm a bit longer before I let the ship sink into that abyss. I've learned a lot in the past two days. I hope that there is indeed some hope. Time will tell.....

DEAR ANNE COULTER

Damn I laughed at this. I think this is brilliant on his behalf, I have newly gained respect for Henry Rollins this day, in Jesus name..... AHHHH Mennnnn.....

I THINK I LOVE BRODY DALLE

Sure she has that used backstage pass look but god, she's the ultimate punk goddess!!!

TATTOO

I had an idea for a tattoo and this is what I came up with. Think it's going to happen soon! It's The Process, Chaos, and Left Hand Path symbolism all wrapped up in one symbol.

GI JOE RE-DUBBED

I'll never forget the first time I saw most of these, it was about four a.m. and I was cackling like a school girl. Anyway, these are most of my favorites out of the whole bunch.

DAMN I'M SMART

So bored old me took an I.Q. test tonight and did better than I thought I would seeing I kind of rushed through a few of the questions seeing how long the test had become. Not bad. I've taken quite a different ones and do pretty well every time. I think these tests are pretty simple to get good marks on seeing they are basically common sense questions. Then again, most Americans these days have little to no common sense! Not being narcissistic, just being honest. I know, I'm not quite Mensa material but then again, I'm not the village idiot either.

Rigged USA Elections Exposed

JUST MAKE IT FUCKING STOP!!!

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't afraid of what is happening around the globe at the moment. I personally feel the whole world has gone mad. And with that said, I feel like I'm on the Exxon Valdez with a drunk redneck at the helm. I can't even imagine anything positive coming out of the current global state. If you think I'm paranoid then you haven't been paying attention to the news! And if you think by news I'm referring to Fox or CNN as newsworthy then you're mistaken. I've had so much propaganda shoved up my pie hole from the US media that I can actually taste it as it creeps up the back of my throat. The world is not happy with the USA, and that includes China. Have you read anything about them fucking with our satellites? Funny how our media kind of ignores the real important issues out there. Who needs to pay attention to real issues when more important things like Paris Hilton's hairy twat or Anna Nicole Smith's dead kid are being brought you in living (or dead) color by Coke and Nike? Oh, and the planet is not feeling so well. I'm really not feeling so well about the current state of things myself, and if you want to bring in my "sixth sense" feeling about all this, then I'd say something huge is just about to happen. What? I have no idea, but this feeling of being restrained on a billiards table as someone proceeds to rack my balls is a bit innervating.

OPERA BUNNY

Another moment of incontinence for me!! This is just too weird, I had to laugh!

Goaliemahr!!!!

I still laugh when other cultures try to tap into our pop culture, try to mimic it, and fail miserably. Here, we see Indian people doing just that. God, makes me long for a good Michael Jackson video!

LET THEM ALL FALL!!!!

Former President Bush Calls Hugo Chavez an ass!



There you have it, these kinds of tyrants have a way of falling! Watch out Little George!

Talk show host laughing

Here is the full version of this. I still just about piss myself every time I watch this!!!

CNN.com - Scientists teleport two different objects - Oct 4, 2006

CNN.com - Scientists teleport two different objects - Oct 4, 2006


Holy Shit, it's just going to get weirder too! As far as technology goes that is.

CONTENT!

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BERT!!!!!!!!

You Are Ernie

Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend - even if your goofy antics get annoying at times. You are usually feeling: Amused - you are very easily entertained You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun. How you life your life: With ease. Life is only difficult when your friends won't play with you!

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

I would have never guessed! Lol...


I had weird dreams last night. The only parts I remember is hanging out with some people from Boston, with their thick accents, talking about spaghetti sauce and pasta (pahztah, really think accents!). We were in my old English Class room from high school and we were cooking it all up. Then there was something about throwing genetically or artificially manufactured meat to sharks in a swimming pool, while swimming in the same pool. This pool was fenced in and on top of a hill, like some governmental facility used for something private. I was scared.

Bush Says Democrats Shouldn't Be Trusted

My Way News - Bush Says Democrats Shouldn't Be Trusted

But we should trust this douche bag instead? Why doesn't your party go fuck some pages or something! Oh wait, I forgot that your working on that.....