JUST MAKE IT FUCKING STOP!!!

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't afraid of what is happening around the globe at the moment. I personally feel the whole world has gone mad. And with that said, I feel like I'm on the Exxon Valdez with a drunk redneck at the helm. I can't even imagine anything positive coming out of the current global state. If you think I'm paranoid then you haven't been paying attention to the news! And if you think by news I'm referring to Fox or CNN as newsworthy then you're mistaken. I've had so much propaganda shoved up my pie hole from the US media that I can actually taste it as it creeps up the back of my throat. The world is not happy with the USA, and that includes China. Have you read anything about them fucking with our satellites? Funny how our media kind of ignores the real important issues out there. Who needs to pay attention to real issues when more important things like Paris Hilton's hairy twat or Anna Nicole Smith's dead kid are being brought you in living (or dead) color by Coke and Nike? Oh, and the planet is not feeling so well. I'm really not feeling so well about the current state of things myself, and if you want to bring in my "sixth sense" feeling about all this, then I'd say something huge is just about to happen. What? I have no idea, but this feeling of being restrained on a billiards table as someone proceeds to rack my balls is a bit innervating.