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This is going to take you about an hour to watch if you chose to do so. Very interesting! I know this is the the type of stuff that bores the hell out of the common person, but then again, I'm not very common. Makes the impending gloom and doom theory of peak oil seem vastly unimportant. It's just a matter of funding, keeping the technology out of the hands of whack nut religious morons who would use it to kill us all instead of bump us closer to being a class 1 civilization. We are a class 0 civilization by the way.

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Just watched this, also on the same science theme I have going.

Michio Kaku Interview

HAND

I pulled this post due to the reaction it may be getting from some people. I realize how insane it is. No I don't take meds. It is one of a series of events that led me to the conclusion. This series of events happened starting at around age three, or I can remember back that far. They happened up to as close as six years ago. If it were a once in a life time event, I'd have my doubts too. If the same exact thing, down to the scenario, hadn't happened to other people, people who had no idea how and what happened to me but explained the exact same thing happening to them, same age, same style, then I might have some doubts. Truth is, I can remember some of these things just like it were a few days ago. Things can't always be explained away. Labeling them as the devil is narrow minded and the easy way out. I have no real answers about why. I would love to have some answers.

HIGH TENSION

This is the movie I watched last night. HOLY COW!!!!!! Just goes to show you that a horror movie can still be horrific. A nice twist, a hot French chick, and masturbation before decapitation. I give it two thumbs up as far as hack/horror flicks go. It's a French film so look for it to be dubbed or watch it in French with the subtitles. It's worth renting if your a horror movie buff like myself.

TECHNOLOGY UPDATE

World Tribune.com -- Introducing the nano battery, as thick as a strand of hair

I'm not lying when I say the future is already here. This next fifteen to twenty years is going to be an odd ride!

DENIED!!!!

Guess Jesus doesn't like being climbed upon! Oh, and I bet he's still an epileptic! Would have been a whole lot more entertaining if he had fallen as he was having one of hit fits! I'm sick, I know, but then again, I'm not climbing all over Jesus...

BORAT

Sacha Baron Cohen is the man!!! It's nice to see that prude Martha Stuart getting pwned for a change!!!

Oh, and for the quote of the day, take this to heart! Some of the greatest wisdom ever spoken.

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it -
even if I have said it - unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."
- The Buddha

BING!!!!

If this isn't the cutest thing in the world!! I was just about pissing myself (you've heard that before) as I watched this.

Other than that, it's cleaning day and Josie has successfully pissed me off to where I have locked myself in the computer room. OCD! Try living with someone who has it sometime and tell me it isn't maddening!

ANUS

Jesus image appears on dog | Metro.co.uk

If it looks like an anus, smells like an anus, chances are, IT IS AN ANUS!!!! Holy shit! No pun intended, let's fucking make it stop, please, just make it all stop. I've seen it all, and it's been proven now. Not that Jesus is real, but rather that his followers are real fucking stupid! This is why no other advanced civilization will ever contact us, because if they are out there, they read our web content, and watch our news. The god that some humans worship makes his presence known by showing up on a dogs ass. Yeah, let's give those guys the mega zeebleeze death ray gun! I'm surprised we all made it this far. At least we got those fucks out of the House and Senate!!!! Praise the anus!!!!

PSYCHIC OR JUST SMART AS HELL?

Well, my prediction came true. Josie's mom has hit rock bottom. Three years ago she lived with us, had clean cloths, food, medical care, attention, her own room, her own furniture, and peace of mind. Well, being the shit that she is she had decided it was better to spread lies and rumors about us behind our backs and invite people over to our house that were not allowed to be here at all and just stir up the shit in general. In the long run we convinced her she would be better off in her own apartment, which I helped get for her. Well, since then Josie's mom and certain family members have followed the well worn path to stupid and it has taken her to poverty level substandard living. No longer does she have the medical coverage she had, the food, the medication, the peace of mind, or the same level of health and well being. Miranda feels like I do, tough fucking luck!

from The Satanic Bible
(Satanic Sins)

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

There you have it, so be it!! We did our best and got shit on, and now someone is ultimately paying the price for being a stupid ingrate. Enjoy!

TAROT READING FOR A FRIEND

This is the deck I use,
not the actual reading

Below is a reading I did as a practice for a friend of mine. She told me this was so dead on that she couldn't understand how I could be so accurate! I actually get this a lot. I just want to get to the point where I know the cards so much better than what I do now. Practice!!

Querent hasn't had the patience or understanding of things lately. Not using your will as you should or being weak willed. Your not as naive or innocent as you project yourself to be, or as others see you. You need to start making yourself clear and to the point. You are acting out because you feel burdened, like there is too much resting on your shoulders. Chaos in your life is letting up now, and should hit a period of getting better. You still need to sacrifice yourself, your efforts, your time. At present, you seem to be fighting. You have been the kind giver of things. Lately you feel you have failed and this is making you sad. The projected outcome from all this is that if you do not use your skills wisely, whether they be physical, emotional, or spiritual, you will not achieve that which you hope to achieve.

WORK AND.....DID I MENTION WORK???

Day three of double shifts, and kind of a busy day ahead. Not much going on. Things are better here at home. Not doing much other than sleeping, working, and taking a little time before bed to study my Tarot cards. I felt the need to pick them up again and the one reading I did for a fellow worker was so dead on that it's defiantly something I'll be extremely good at once I take off my training wheels!! The deck I use is found here and this is one of the cards from the deck.


Anyway, on a three hour break from work and I got to go back now, and it's a certain ethnic function I work every year that is a royal pain in the ass!!!!

BULLSHIT LIAR!

ABC News: Evangelist Ted Haggard = Meth, Massage, Gay Sex

Here we are again with the self righteous doing the very thing they say is so evil, a.k.a. doing meth and taking it up the ass. Is this how the chosen act? Yes, in fact, it is how they act. I don't get it, why the games? If your going to smoke meth, or pot, or cocks, just fucking do it and stop pretending your so god damned holy! This is what you want to do, it's your desire, it's your carnal self. "OPEN THE CAGE!" as one of my gay friends puts it. Actually, it sounds more like Open de Gage! because he's also from Mexico, but unlike this " I'm so perfect that Jesus has a special candy coated castle in the sky for me" false piece of shit, my friend is very open about who he is, and doesn't feel the least bit bad or sorry for what he does. Oh, by the way, I've never scored meth, fucked a prostitute, or received a massage from a meth smoking prostitute, but according from this cock hole I'm going to hell. I'm sure good old Gee Dubbaya is loving his connection with this shit hole right now! Cast another one for the right wing, they really have killed evil and done a fine old job. Elections are just a few days away, this will make everything right as rain! Jesus, pour some sugar on me!!!

POOR LITTLE SICKO!

So Brandon has been sick for about two weeks now. Turns out he may be a bit asthmatic and has an ear infection and an dry incessant cough. He missed almost two weeks of school already, just hope the second trip to the doctor and the new meds help him out. Well, they must be working because he isn't coughing and it knocked his ass out cold! Sleep little monkey, sleep....

Work has been interesting. The "others" have basically been castrated as far as their foul behavior goes. They are turning on each other now that they only have themselves to fight amongst. It's taken for forever, but the taste of victory is very sweet. Can't wait till it's completely void of their shitty attitudes at work. Then it will be fun to work there once again! Ahhh.....

TESTING MY NEW BLOG EDITOR TOOL

Ok, I'm just testing my blog editor I can use from my FIREFOX browser. Looks to be pretty simple but seeing will be believing.

The whole process of adding pictures will still have to be done from blogger itself I guess.

powered by performancing firefox

BECAUSE I'M BORED!

Just fucking around with stupid cartoon generators, cause I'm doing laundry and I'm bored!!! Took for ever just to get these to load. Blogger was being a little bitch.

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE!!!

CLICK PICTURE TO SHOCK!!!

BREITBART.COM - Police Stun Gun Kills Bible Thumping Teen Who Get's What He Wanted!!

Well, He asked for Jesus and it looks like he got one free express ticket! I wonder what he would have got by shouting, "TOSS MY SALAD!!!"

ANOTHER ONE FOR THOSE FUCK WIT REPUBLICANS!

British scientists grow human liver in a laboratory | the Daily Mail

This is why we need stem cells. Don't you get it that we are on the verge of curing so many diseases? It's time to move beyond your failed religions, just admit it, they are and never will work. It's time to give in and just let science do it's job. When was the last time you saw Captain Jean Luc Picard say, "Fuck all this scientific mumbo jumbo! Save us Jesus!!!!" ??? That's right, NEVER. I know, that's all fantasy. But so is the hippy savior who impregnated his own mother so that he could be born as human god, and had himself sacrificed to himself in order to save mankind from himself. That my friends is as wacky as it gets!!!! I'll take my chances on Jean Luc, because if we don't kill ourselves as a race of people, odds are that what is science fiction will become science fact in the near future!

ATTACK OF THE KILLER BONEHEADS!

Northwest Florida Daily News: Amish couple sue over Homeland Security photo rule

It's time to just lay down the law and tell religious people to just shut the fuck up! Seriously, if your going to use your bible to spout ignorance, maybe you should read your bible first!!

UPDATE II

OK, working things out. Wife talked to one of her friends and that friend told her she was being stupid and she agreed. So, we are going to go to counseling and she is going to go see a shrink about the other stuff she needs to get fixed. I'm more optimistic this evening. I hope things get better. Not much else to add about all this. Life is a shit sandwich and I forgot the pickles....

UPDATE

Well, had it out again at about 4:oo a.m. and got nowhere. I couldn't sleep and finally did around 3:00 a.m. only to be waken soon after by Josie. She woke me up to tell me she was cold. I responded by asking her if she had completed the task that I had asked of her. I had asked her to write out a list of things she expects from me. I'm obviously not providing her with much of anything if she feels the need to call other men and talk on end about who knows what. She became upset about this saying that I'm crazy and making a big thing out of nothing. My response is that she is either delusional, or too stupid to understand what she is doing. She said she has done nothing. I let her know that it's her actions that are causing me to act this way and she told me that she thinks I'm crazy, as do the kids. Well, the kids waited for her to leave for work before they told me that they never said such things, and they can't understand why she is doing what she is doing. Miranda thinks it best if we just separate and I think I might agree. Josie is damaged goods. Josie isn't a moron, but is too lazy to use her intellect in any degree. Josie revealed to me recently something about her past that I had always suspected, and that plays a big part in all of this as well. Josie is a horrible liar, can't keep stories straight and gets caught easily therefor she has no business making shit up in the first place. I'm not perfect. I never have been and I'll take responsibility where my shortcomings reside. But, I have never cheated on my wife, not even once. I have had the opportunity to but never did it because I put my family first before my own pleasure. Plus, I had faith in my wife that she would never do any such thing. Faith, it's for the weak. I've obviously wasted that part of my life foolishly.

I'M GOING TO JUST BLURT SHIT OUT!!!

Well, I need to do this as therapy for the most part. I have questions, and I want them answered! If your spending so much time with Coucka, Sally, and Angie, then why have I not see or heard from them in the past 12 years? What business does my wife have calling another man and ringing up a $200 phone bill? Twice?? What business does my wife have saying she's going to go clean someones house, with me running into said person who has no idea what I'm talking about when bringing up said subject, of having their house cleaned by my wife that is. Didn't happen, and where the fuck was she for the whole fucking day? What business does my wife have telling me she's going to a party at one place, telling my daughter she is going to run errands, and telling my daughters boyfriend she is going with her sister someplace. After calling and finding out she wasn't with who she said she would be with, I get the run around again.

Well, she says I'm crazy. Nothing is going on. I say bullshit. I'm done playing games. What the fuck am I supposed to think? What you you think?
What. Why? Am I wrong to want to end this and just go my own way, as messy as I know it will be? I can't pretend any longer. It bugs the shit out of me and I won't have any more of it.

WHERE'S MY DOGS AT?? WOO WOO WOO!!!

Man charged with bestiality

And I think I'm such a pervert because I have this strong attraction to Asian Women!!!

STICK IT TO THEM MARJOE!

I for a fact know Benny Hinn does the exact same thing every night after he casts out devils with his suit jacket!!!

And this is funny!!! It's a bit long, but pretty funny!!!

BLATHER

I deleted my post from yesterday mainly because I was so depressed when I wrote it. Did I mean any of it? Yes and no. It was all true, but I'm going to try and ride the storm a bit longer before I let the ship sink into that abyss. I've learned a lot in the past two days. I hope that there is indeed some hope. Time will tell.....

DEAR ANNE COULTER

Damn I laughed at this. I think this is brilliant on his behalf, I have newly gained respect for Henry Rollins this day, in Jesus name..... AHHHH Mennnnn.....

I THINK I LOVE BRODY DALLE

Sure she has that used backstage pass look but god, she's the ultimate punk goddess!!!

TATTOO

I had an idea for a tattoo and this is what I came up with. Think it's going to happen soon! It's The Process, Chaos, and Left Hand Path symbolism all wrapped up in one symbol.

GI JOE RE-DUBBED

I'll never forget the first time I saw most of these, it was about four a.m. and I was cackling like a school girl. Anyway, these are most of my favorites out of the whole bunch.

DAMN I'M SMART

So bored old me took an I.Q. test tonight and did better than I thought I would seeing I kind of rushed through a few of the questions seeing how long the test had become. Not bad. I've taken quite a different ones and do pretty well every time. I think these tests are pretty simple to get good marks on seeing they are basically common sense questions. Then again, most Americans these days have little to no common sense! Not being narcissistic, just being honest. I know, I'm not quite Mensa material but then again, I'm not the village idiot either.

Rigged USA Elections Exposed

JUST MAKE IT FUCKING STOP!!!

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't afraid of what is happening around the globe at the moment. I personally feel the whole world has gone mad. And with that said, I feel like I'm on the Exxon Valdez with a drunk redneck at the helm. I can't even imagine anything positive coming out of the current global state. If you think I'm paranoid then you haven't been paying attention to the news! And if you think by news I'm referring to Fox or CNN as newsworthy then you're mistaken. I've had so much propaganda shoved up my pie hole from the US media that I can actually taste it as it creeps up the back of my throat. The world is not happy with the USA, and that includes China. Have you read anything about them fucking with our satellites? Funny how our media kind of ignores the real important issues out there. Who needs to pay attention to real issues when more important things like Paris Hilton's hairy twat or Anna Nicole Smith's dead kid are being brought you in living (or dead) color by Coke and Nike? Oh, and the planet is not feeling so well. I'm really not feeling so well about the current state of things myself, and if you want to bring in my "sixth sense" feeling about all this, then I'd say something huge is just about to happen. What? I have no idea, but this feeling of being restrained on a billiards table as someone proceeds to rack my balls is a bit innervating.

OPERA BUNNY

Another moment of incontinence for me!! This is just too weird, I had to laugh!

Goaliemahr!!!!

I still laugh when other cultures try to tap into our pop culture, try to mimic it, and fail miserably. Here, we see Indian people doing just that. God, makes me long for a good Michael Jackson video!

LET THEM ALL FALL!!!!

Former President Bush Calls Hugo Chavez an ass!



There you have it, these kinds of tyrants have a way of falling! Watch out Little George!

Talk show host laughing

Here is the full version of this. I still just about piss myself every time I watch this!!!

CNN.com - Scientists teleport two different objects - Oct 4, 2006

CNN.com - Scientists teleport two different objects - Oct 4, 2006


Holy Shit, it's just going to get weirder too! As far as technology goes that is.

CONTENT!

What kind of content do you find most interesting here? Just curious if you like the rants, the videos from Youtube, pictures of hot chicks, recipes, what ever. Trying to get viewership up so I can make a little cash with my google adds (joke). Feel free to click on them anyway, they are on your right! I know, I'm greedy. Kevin Rose makes like a quarter million a month from his adds! Props to that guy! I remember when he was a host on TechTv back before G4 bought it and destroyed it, turning every show that remained into pathetic drivel that even a 14 year old gamer must have trouble relating to. Also, I have this radio station going on Pandora. If your a tecno fan or love Industrial and ambient music, leave a comment for me on who to add, artist wise, to the station. I have a good mix going so far. You can listen to it by clicking the picture blow!!!

Click Me

Listen To My Pandora
Radio Station!

BERT!!!!!!!!

You Are Ernie

Playful and childlike, you are everyone's favorite friend - even if your goofy antics get annoying at times. You are usually feeling: Amused - you are very easily entertained You are famous for: Always making people smile. From your silly songs to your wild pranks, you keep things fun. How you life your life: With ease. Life is only difficult when your friends won't play with you!

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

I would have never guessed! Lol...


I had weird dreams last night. The only parts I remember is hanging out with some people from Boston, with their thick accents, talking about spaghetti sauce and pasta (pahztah, really think accents!). We were in my old English Class room from high school and we were cooking it all up. Then there was something about throwing genetically or artificially manufactured meat to sharks in a swimming pool, while swimming in the same pool. This pool was fenced in and on top of a hill, like some governmental facility used for something private. I was scared.

Bush Says Democrats Shouldn't Be Trusted

My Way News - Bush Says Democrats Shouldn't Be Trusted

But we should trust this douche bag instead? Why doesn't your party go fuck some pages or something! Oh wait, I forgot that your working on that.....

PANDORAGREAT FIND OF THE DAY!

Do your self a favor and spend a few minutes and go to THIS SITE HERE! Pandora is like a radio station you tailor to your liking with c.d. quality music. You add the groups you like, and it will in turn add artist that are similar to what you have added. If you don't like it, give it a thumbs down and it remembers. You can also get ideas about similar artists you want to add, though this is more of a tedious task of backtracking to the add button. Over all, I'm stoked about my new tailored radio station. It's called Electronic Revolution Inc. and you can listen to it just buy clicking on it. Try it just to get a sense of what you can do with this powerful new web site! And make sure you register to unlock some useful tools, it's free. This is a 10 out of 10 rating as far as web sites go. ENJOY!!!

Click Me

Listen To My Pandora
Radio Station!

Oh, and I haven't done the HOT CHICK OF THE WEEK in a while, so here we go!!!! I know, another Asian Chick, but can you blame me?

IT'S SO HARD, TOUCH IT!!!!

It's not always so easy to provide entertaining material here. Whether I'm blogging about how much I hate the current administration, my kids, the incredible sex I just had with my wife (yes it was a 9 out of a possible 10, a spanking would have put it over the top...),
or even the ooccasional hilarious video you see here, it's not always an easy task. Today I'm strapped for material and yet the desire to blog about something is as strong as my desire to flog myself in the name of Allah draped in a flag,then setting my genitals on fire with the Star Spangled Banner playing in the background. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a religious zealot! This all would only be done in the name of art. I'm still working on this piece by the way, just a few minor adjustments and it will be choreographed perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be flogging my penis or setting it on fire, and same with the idea with the banner we have grown to know and worship as if it were a living breathing figment of our imaginations.


With all that said, let me stated that my stomach aches with such veracity that I did indeed call in sick to work today. I just can't imagine doing what I do and standing for a solid 8+ hours with this kind of stomach ache. Miranda was sick last night too so I think it may have been the sample of shrimp they were giving out at Costco that did it to us. My better judgment told me not to eat it, but my desire to eat shrimp told me that I should put aside any logical thought processes that may be running inside my head. Okay, I'll be quite now.

WHITE & NERDY!

White & Nerdy



This is brilliant! And to think this guy doinked one of my girlfriends right after I broke up with her, no lie! Screw the seven degrees of kevin Bacon when I have the one point of Weird Al!! Top that bitches!!

Sheep slaughtered in 'satanic' ritual | News | This is London

Sheep slaughtered in 'satanic' ritual | News | This is London

This is inverted Christianity, not Satanism. People need to read the Satanic bible and get their info straight. Modern Satanist don't practice such nonsense.

flloyd 3PUEN at WIGSTOCK 2005


Stupid but funny as hell. Forgive my 3rd grade mentality!!

ARE WE NOT MEN?

Devo - Smart Patrol/Mr DNA live


Classic, takes me back to the early 80's!!!

16 YEARS

It was 16 years ago yesterday that I was about as nervous as one could be. I didn't have the faintest idea on how do do anything in the form of parenting. 16 years later I think I pulled it off pretty well! Not only is she beautiful, she is smart as well. I'm very proud of you, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

FRESH VIDEO!!!!

Damn this is funny!! Made me laugh anyway, but then again I'm a pig.



This made me laugh even harder!! Then again, I'm quite juvenile when it comes to ass and fart humor.



This is just retarded on the other hand, OH HO!!! GLORY!!!!

DREAM LAND CRAZYNESS

So what is the craziest part of my dreams from the past few nights, the CIA guy doing gymnastics with a tigers cub in his backpack at a nationally televised football game, Pamela Anderson talking on a giant four foot tall dildo phone, or Aliens assimilating everyone into random colored asexual gingerbread men? Yep, my dreams have been rather fucked up and odd this past week. I don't even know what to say!!! Oh, as a matter of fact, I DO:

I PREDICT......

WorldNetDaily: Al-Qaida warning: Muslims leave U.S.

My prediction is this, something major before the elections in November, and if not then, I would say right before the end of eight years of G. W. allowing him to extend his reign or even going as far as making this a police state. Call me crazy, but things are about as far in the red as you can get on the fucked up meter. You religious people have fucked up, stand down and admit it! It's not working. In fact, it will never work, ever. ADMIT IT!!! They have something major planned guys, and I have a sick feeling about it all. I live close to the boarder so I'm feeling extremely vulnerable. In conjunction with the first post about dreams, I have to say this, I have had major doomsday dreams over the past 15 years and most of them are dealing with a nuclear event. I've seen the mountains in town sliding into the valley, I've seen the nuclear infected satanic zombies roaming the earth, I've dreamt it all dozens of times. Crazy!?! Yeah, more than likely, but then again, this situation has been in the back of my mind effecting me for most of my life and it's always had a religious twist to it. I've always felt there was going to be a nuclear attack or war over religion. I'm feeling it stronger now than ever. Call me paranoid, go ahead and do it. But, just like pre-09/11 I have the same feeling. And it was just weeks before that I asked some internet friends of mine if they could feel something major happening. The answer from several of them was yes. Cognition, paranoia, or just educated guess? You be the judge....

Aphex Twin


Okay, I know I'm a freak, but this is just too brilliant not to post. This is just one of many videos I'm posting. It's odd, so bear with me.

CENSORED!!!!

Unecessary Censorship Jimmy Kimmel Live



I know a lot of people don't think Jimmy Kimmel is funny, but this proves his show is funny anyway. He or his writers or both that is.

TRICKY OR TREATY

Tricky - Christiansands


Trip hop rules!!

WTF???

Spent the day at work yelling, "Joepiee!!!!"

SOUND SHAPING

When I think back to the music that most influenced my ideas on music, or how I approach it even, I think of several different artists. Here are some of the groups that have changed my way I think and feel about music all together. The first band ever was of course:

beatles. I am the Walrus



I can still remember being and my Grandma's house listening to a 45 RPM single of The Beatles thinking, "HOLY SHIT, THIS IS WHAT MUSIC IS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!"

The next major change came around 1976. I "inherited" a 8-track from one of the neighbors down the street, a guy who was about seven years older than me.

b>Kraftwerk


Then the whole New Wave thing hit big, and this guy, of all of them, had the biggest influence on the way I think in terms of music, or how I approach it:

Gary Numan - Praying To The Aliens - Live



Later on, after I was living on my own as an adult, I remember reading a music review in People magazine of all places. It was talking about a band who does "audio sculpture." This, of all bands, deconstructed my views on music.

SKINNY PUPPY - human disease



Anyway, major groups listed here that had the most influence.

LOL!!! HIGH PITCHED VOICE...

I wish I knew what was being said. It's obviously tragic, cause she is in a wheel chair and crying, but holy shit this makes me laugh every fucking time I see it, ad I swear I've watched it a good 20 times already.

I LOVE HER!!!

Sarah Silverman - 4. You're Gonna Die Soon

To say that I don't love Sarah Silverman would be an utter George W. Bush league lie! I have been in love with Sarah for a long time, and this is why! Not to many chicks are on my level as far as mental illness is concerned.

TO SAY THIS IS RETARDED WOULD BE ACCURATE.........

This is in no way an attempt to make fun of retarded people. I have a nephew who is retarded, friends with downs syndrome kids, and I often have lunch with the mentally handicapped crew that does all the recycling for us at work. In fact, I just about peed myself (a common theme here) two days ago at work because of Ron. Ron is mentally handicapped but is genuinely hilarious! I went to change into a new uniform at work and passed by the bathroom where I could hear Ron in stall #1 giggling on and on. It got quiet, and he says,

"I'm going to hell..........."

Then the laughter started all over again. This process repeated itself a good four or five times while I was dressing. It was one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time, you really would have had to be there to get the gist of it, but I almost couldn't button my pants I was laughing so hard. I would liked to have hung around and ask Ron why he thought that it was so funny, or if someone had told him he was going to hell, but I needed to move on to the next catering function at work. Anyway, the moral of this story is this, if you have a chance, hang out with a mentally handicapped person sometime and get to know them!! They are real people, and you will never find any nicer non-judgmental people like this ever. I enjoy having lunch with these guys, always a treat. Oh, and boy do they know how to ROCK!!!!

METAL AND MENTALLY

MADE ME LAUGH, YES, LOL

Nothing better than cockroaches crawling on your leg during a weather report.

commandN

commandN

Not that anyone cares about this, but I'm kind of a tech freak and I didn't have time to blog-roll this. So, this post is for me, and the rest of you can just pass over it...

Benny Hinn rampage

I practically pissed myself watching this!!! It's 2:00 a.m. and if my wife doesn't come in here from me being so loud it will be another Benny Hinn miracle! God, you fundies are fucking hilarious!!

VIDEO | I LIKE BUKAKKE

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE VIDEO!


I'm sick! I know!! I really find nothing sexy about Bukakke other than the word itself. The idea on the other hand repulses me just as much as scat, or food fetishes do. This song on the other hand not only rocks, but makes me laugh harder than Bob Hopes rotting carcass does.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH AMERICA?

This my friends is what's wrong with America:

Is it any wonder that I think the media is stark raving mad? Where else but in our own great country can you be the king of all assholes, get caught and get away with what you preach against and make millions of dollars at the same time? We know he's an addict who has a hard time getting a stiffy!


Fair and balanced my ass! Why don't you go fuck yourself!


Penis length, brain size or mental capacity? I vote for all the above! No spin zone!?!? Are you fucking kidding me? This guy is a pervert, you can tell by the amount of makeup he wears to make him look like he's still alive.


I overheard a Christian lady at a Christian breakfast gathering (I happened to be working) going on and on about how Ann Coulter was so smart and beautiful. Smart? Sure, I'll give here that. I'll also go on to say that she's the psychotic nazi love slave of Hitler. I'd fuck Limbaugh and Pat Robertson before I'd launch my scud missile upon her frozen tundra.

His asshole is so tight that when he speaks it's several octaves above normal. Narcissism, it's not just for breakfast anymore!!!! Fox really isn't fair and balanced, but it is bloated and full of dogmatic bullshit.


I don't know what scares me more, the fact that he is in direct contact with "god" or that his DNA matches


both Hitler and Ann Coulter Eva Braun!


I don't know what scares me more, the fact that he is in direct contact with "god" or that he really belives one of the Teletubbies is gay! I'm beginning to think god has some pretty fucked up ideas...


I feel like I'm Tom Parsons in Orwell's 1984. My kids will surely turn me in for the treasonous act of thought crime, or am I really Winston Smith? I'd say Smith because I see what is going on, and I'm not the mindless dullard that Parsons was. All in all, I'm sure my vacation in room 101 will be a delightful montage of rats, lacerations, champagne enemas, and blunt force trauma unmatched by any game show that Merv Griffin could ever assemble. There is so much more I could have included in this post but I want you to be able to ingest it in a relatively short period of time.

CRIKEY!!!!!

"Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin dies | Reuters.com

Irwin pulled stingray barb from his chest | News | The Australian

So I guess what happened in this story is that one of these guys:

Stuck one of these:

Into one of these:

Directly into his heart! Freak accident. I'm sure the odds are like a million in one that that could even remotely ever happen!! I knew this guy would end up dead someday from an injury inflicted from his line of work but I always figured it would be from an alligator or snake of some kind. I feel bad cause I know he has small children, but then again, how great is it to die doing what you love and believe in so much! No, I'm not talking martyrdom either.

FREE PORN!!!!!!!!

I look at my daily statistics every day and find that people find their way here searching for free porn! Well, I'm going to provide it for you for the first time ever!!! Look at it, all hot and sweaty, doggie style, on the floor, under the table full on with a gerbil for a touch of unbridled lovemaking that you won't find on any blog page. Pure animal magnetism served up hot and fresh!! Wow, with that said I think I'll go order me some McDonalds. They serve up fruit just the way you like it there now. Maybe not hot and fresh but after a session like that what's better than a blond chick eating a banana? If you say an Asian scat video, I'll beat the shit out of you! Wait, that didn't sound right....

ALL EYES

I stayed up till 5:00 a.m. watching this. Holy fuck! I'm going to give it five stars out of four purely for the shock factor!. I never saw the original so I had no idea what would happen. Yes, I know I said five out of four, don't be retarded. It's as brutal as a hack flick gets but it's not your run of the mill teen gore movie, as a matter of fact, it's not even close. Don't rent this if your upset easily. If your a fan of movies like the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre then this will be righ up your ally. A whole lot of blood, gore, cannibalism, and mutants to excite any right wing conservative Christian.