NOTHING NEW, BUT YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW THAT...

EBN - Dreammaster



Suicide - Ghost Rider



SKINNY PUPPY - Monster Radio Man



FSOL - Lifeforms part 2



Revolting Cocks - TV Mind

THE ENEMY, ARE WE WINING THE WAR?

Vote John McCain and we can kill more of the enemy, and bankrupt America at the same time......

THIS COULD BE YOUR KID!

John McCain wants to continue the war. These are the results of their war. Have you seen any other positive results? If so, please e-mail them to me so I can see them for myself. This could be my son. I can't even imagine her pain. You think Jesus or George can bring him back to life? Fuck you, you fucking warmongers! Our country is in deep shit, if you think I'm lying then you haven't been paying attention. I predicted it would come to this, cause I knew it would, deep in my heart. Think I'm lying, ask my kids. I told them it would be like it is now. Who will fix it? You think John McCain can fix this country? You're seriously fucked if you do....

IT'S A FUCKING LIE!!!!

Laid back my ass!!! I need to relax at this point! It's day three of four and I'm like toast, but not fully toasted. I've been dealing with the kosher crowed for the most part, special duty. MOST of these people are nice but the few upscale spoiled fuckers that I have had to deal with gave me my first migraine of the year, and not a one of them has tipped me at all. Period. Don't want to sound racist, but jesus christ, help a brother out!!! I'm kicking ass for you, you're rich as shit, fucking share the wealth!!! Had some great entertainment tonight, big names in comedy that I'll leave out here. I have to be back to work in less than five hours and I just got home. Guinness beer and a couple of Tylenol PM and I'm on my way. Oh, and Brandon is sick as shit. The guy who has been renting my garage for his shit is over a month late on his payment and trying to be cheap about paying me. I'm going to start selling his shit soon. Fucker. Don't help friends, they only end up fucking you without lube or a reach around, trust me on this....

MYSPACE

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Hell, I thought MYSPACE was full of them. Shows how much I know... Anyway, work is busy as hell, won't even be home for more than a few quick naps and a shower for the next two days. It's going to suck balls...

DANCE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Clearly demented and straight up my ally!! It's fresh, it's funky, it's disco, it's worth dancing to, isn't it?

Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage



Peaches - Fuck the pain away

MORE ON TEXAS SIGHTING

Ricky Sorrells got a good look at the UFO that was sighted in Texas this past week. The only person to have seen it in day light in fact. The picture above is a computer generated picture of what he saw of the underside. Remember, the people, including Sorrells, who saw this thing said said it was over a mile long and half a mile wide. He happened to be out hunting and got a good look at it with the scope on his hunting rifle at 3X power. You can see on the drawing here:


that there was some kind of mirage phenomenon going on. He said it wasn't steam, so I would say it was either some kind of energy field or heat. He also said there were no seams or bolts that were visible, as if the entire bottom was from a mold of some sort. I'm still pretty skeptical of this guys account but it's pretty wild none the less.

NEW UFO SIGHTING IN TEXAS

People in Texas saw one of these in the past few days. These things are over a mile long, they are seen all over the world, and was what was seen the night of the Phoenix Lights back in 1997. I remember seeing people on the local news talking about driving under it for over a mile on the interstate, and how it was so huge that it blocked out all the stars, and that the only thing visible was the lights on this massive vehicle. A friend of mine was up there that night and saw it, and said it wasn't anything close to ilumination flairs like the military said they were. Hell, even the (now ex) governor Fife Symington says it was a UFO, and that at the time he was unable to say anything due to his position, and even saw the thing. So, call me crazy, but this has got to be looked in to. It's time to quit covering things up and trying to make people look wacky! You can all be in denial, I'm personally concerned.

In other news, I'm down to:

213

I'VE TOTALLY LOST IT....

So, nine a.m. this morning the alarm goes off so I can get up and get ready for work. I shot straight up and said, "Home owner...." out loud. All I know is I was having a dream about the play (on words) on "homo" and "moaner." So the HOMO part was a bit drawn out. Yes. I'm a bit disturbed by this... I have gay friends, so it's not like I go around calling gay people homo. What I recall is that I was dreaming about making a joke. Homo, and moaner, as one word or something. like that. Regardless, it's still just fucking weird as hell....

DAY TOO....

Did well today. Mostly salad and meat, little bit of melon and gratuitous sex. Overall I'm pretty damn proud of myself. Now, the humor:



I lied about the sex...

IT'S ON!!

I'm back on my way to being skinny. I am basically on day two and weighed myself just to see where I am. I originally started out at about 240 pounds three years ago. I got down to about 187 or so last year. Well, I got back up to 214 and this shit needs to stop. I'm tired of being chubby. So, this is me proclaiming my weight loss. I will be 175 pounds soon. No more eating crap, no more procrastinating, no more feeling like shit! It's back to a low carb, sugar free way of eating. I already feel better. No lie. So it's basically a combo of Atkins, sugar busters, and south beach. Basically, watch what you eat. Green stuff, as much as I like with meat, some cheese, and a few fruits and nuts. I'm at:

214

TIME FOR RETROSESAME STREETFAT CAT SAT HAT

Holy cow! I've been looking for this for a while! Now I have to memorize it!!!

What's Happening!!

Anyone remember Shirley from WHAT'S HAPPENING!!? I swear to god she's back from the dead and was attending the hospitality reception I worked tonight! It really was odd, and I know she's been dead for ten or so years, but if they ever remake this series, the big lady at the reception wins the look alike-sound alike contest hands down!! Sad truth is that Fred Berry died a few years back so I have no idea who will play Rerun... If you say Cedric the Entertainer I swear I'll hunt you down and kill you....

JUST SOME COMMON SENSE

As I think back, I have a few things to say. Kids, listen to me when I say this.....


having babies and doing drugs is not a good idea. Please, don't do either!

Which brings me to my tiny inappropriate rant. Is it just me, or has America gotten so fat that you can't tell the difference between chubby females and pregnant females? I can't any longer. And, this is coming from a guy who isn't skinny. So, I'm not being a hater and I'm not pointing fingers, I'm just wondering if my judgment is off....

ALSO.....


Why, for fucks sake, do only guys or old women try to pick up on me? Seriously! I'm not saying the occasional compatible woman hasn't, but nine out of ten times it's either a gay guy or a much older woman. When does this chick try and pick me up?

OLD LADIES LOVE BOB SEGER

So, I worked a Mexican wedding the other night. This wasn't our regular clientele. First off, their wedding cake was from WAL*MART of all places, and the filling in the cake looked like hemorrhoid cream mixed with Vics vapor rub. The highlight of my evening is when I offered a table of little old grannies some more of our French bread rolls.


They all took one, but one of them in particular grabbed one, held it up and said, "Aahhhhhhh, like a rock!" I responded, "Oh, I see your a Bob Seger


fan!" Confused, she asks, "AYYYYY????" I giggled and moved on.

HAPPY NEW YEAR

It's a punk theme today. Hope you enjoy these great punk videos!

JET BOY - NEW YORK DOLLS



PINHEAD - THE RAMONES



NAUSEA - X



NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF - DEAD KENNEDYS



HOLIDAY IN THE SUN - SEX PISTOLS



COME & GET IT - BLUE CHEER
(Yes, I know this is 60's, but this IS punk)

HOLIDAYS....

Well, they came and went! My parents came out for Christmas and I haven't seen them in two and a half years so it was good to see them. Grandpa taught Brandon how to play Canasta so we have something new to play when we are bored.


I think LUNA was ready for them to go though. Two days before they left she somehow got a dried up turd in the house and put it on the bed where my parents had been sleeping. Is that doggie speak for get the hell out of my house? It was funny anyhow.

Josie had to get two teeth extracted the day after Christmas! She was high as a kite when she came out of the operating room. Funny. She doesn't remember anything. Other than that I have the week off from work. Going to play some World of Warcraft and eat crap!

A CHRISTMAS TAROT READING

I drew a card (from my trusty Christmas Tarot deck) for all of you just as Christmas rolled around upon us!

I hope you all look inward and find inner peace and wisdom!

So enjoy today for what it really is, in all it's pagan goodness. If you think that means singing happy birthday to Jesus, then I suggest you do some research on the origins of this day.

THE HOBBIT (THE MOVIE)

Well, rumor is that Guillermo del Toro may be directing the two part Hobbit movie with Peter Jackson on board to Produce it. This is all around great news in my opinion!!! I basically have a full on, whatever, for this project. The Shire should still be intact, just needing to be groomed for this movie. I really hope this is true. Only time will tell.

Other Jackson news:

WTF?!?!?

Seriously! What has THE so called KING OF POP done to himself? There is a horror movie with him staring as himself waiting to be made! I'm not fucking kidding, look at this guy! WTF?

Recent Movies I've Watched:

Superbad - FIVE STARS
Hard Candy - FIVE STARS

Both worth renting!!! I'm sure I'll buy Superbad at some point.

NIGGY PLAYED.... AH.....

The music industry is different. I just downloaded
Saul Williams:
"The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust!"
for free!!

It's somewhere between between fresh, industrial, rap, with generous helpings of retardation, inspiration and lyrical intrepidation.. I'll more than likely go back and pay for this seeing that I actually like it. This is how I have been learning about new bands for ten years now. I buy more new stuff from artist I've never head of before by hearing their stuff for free. It's better knowing what your going into than spending tons of money on something that is disappointing and sounds like shit. It's a new world. Fuck you Metallica! Greedy fucking sellouts. Shame on you music industry by biting the hand that feeds you. I'll pay this guy for being brave enough to take a chance. I love the main track by the way. Go download it for free. If you like it, show this guy some love, PLEASE!!!!