Sunday, January 20, 2008

MORE ON TEXAS SIGHTING


Ricky Sorrells got a good look at the UFO that was sighted in Texas this past week. The only person to have seen it in day light in fact. The picture above is a computer generated picture of what he saw of the underside. Remember, the people, including Sorrells, who saw this thing said said it was over a mile long and half a mile wide. He happened to be out hunting and got a good look at it with the scope on his hunting rifle at 3X power. You can see on the drawing here:


that there was some kind of mirage phenomenon going on. He said it wasn't steam, so I would say it was either some kind of energy field or heat. He also said there were no seams or bolts that were visible, as if the entire bottom was from a mold of some sort. I'm still pretty skeptical of this guys account but it's pretty wild none the less.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

NEW UFO SIGHTING IN TEXAS


People in Texas saw one of these in the past few days. These things are over a mile long, they are seen all over the world, and was what was seen the night of the Phoenix Lights back in 1997. I remember seeing people on the local news talking about driving under it for over a mile on the interstate, and how it was so huge that it blocked out all the stars, and that the only thing visible was the lights on this massive vehicle. A friend of mine was up there that night and saw it, and said it wasn't anything close to ilumination flairs like the military said they were. Hell, even the (now ex) governor Fife Symington says it was a UFO, and that at the time he was unable to say anything due to his position, and even saw the thing. So, call me crazy, but this has got to be looked in to. It's time to quit covering things up and trying to make people look wacky! You can all be in denial, I'm personally concerned.

In other news, I'm down to:

213

Saturday, January 12, 2008

I'VE TOTALLY LOST IT....


So, nine a.m. this morning the alarm goes off so I can get up and get ready for work. I shot straight up and said, "Home owner...." out loud. All I know is I was having a dream about the play (on words) on "homo" and "moaner." So the HOMO part was a bit drawn out. Yes. I'm a bit disturbed by this... I have gay friends, so it's not like I go around calling gay people homo. What I recall is that I was dreaming about making a joke. Homo, and moaner, as one word or something. like that. Regardless, it's still just fucking weird as hell....

Friday, January 11, 2008

DAY TOO....

Did well today. Mostly salad and meat, little bit of melon and gratuitous sex. Overall I'm pretty damn proud of myself. Now, the humor:



I lied about the sex...

IT'S ON!!


I'm back on my way to being skinny. I am basically on day two and weighed myself just to see where I am. I originally started out at about 240 pounds three years ago. I got down to about 187 or so last year. Well, I got back up to 214 and this shit needs to stop. I'm tired of being chubby. So, this is me proclaiming my weight loss. I will be 175 pounds soon. No more eating crap, no more procrastinating, no more feeling like shit! It's back to a low carb, sugar free way of eating. I already feel better. No lie. So it's basically a combo of Atkins, sugar busters, and south beach. Basically, watch what you eat. Green stuff, as much as I like with meat, some cheese, and a few fruits and nuts. I'm at:

214

Thursday, January 10, 2008

TIME FOR RETRO

SESAME STREET
FAT CAT SAT HAT

Holy cow! I've been looking for this for a while! Now I have to memorize it!!!

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

What's Happening!!


Anyone remember Shirley from WHAT'S HAPPENING!!? I swear to god she's back from the dead and was attending the hospitality reception I worked tonight! It really was odd, and I know she's been dead for ten or so years, but if they ever remake this series, the big lady at the reception wins the look alike-sound alike contest hands down!! Sad truth is that Fred Berry died a few years back so I have no idea who will play Rerun... If you say Cedric the Entertainer I swear I'll hunt you down and kill you....

Monday, January 07, 2008

JUST SOME COMMON SENSE

As I think back, I have a few things to say. Kids, listen to me when I say this.....


having babies and doing drugs is not a good idea. Please, don't do either!

Which brings me to my tiny inappropriate rant. Is it just me, or has America gotten so fat that you can't tell the difference between chubby females and pregnant females? I can't any longer. And, this is coming from a guy who isn't skinny. So, I'm not being a hater and I'm not pointing fingers, I'm just wondering if my judgment is off....

ALSO.....


Why, for fucks sake, do only guys or old women try to pick up on me? Seriously! I'm not saying the occasional compatible woman hasn't, but nine out of ten times it's either a gay guy or a much older woman. When does this chick try and pick me up?

Friday, January 04, 2008

OLD LADIES LOVE BOB SEGER

So, I worked a Mexican wedding the other night. This wasn't our regular clientele. First off, their wedding cake was from WAL*MART of all places, and the filling in the cake looked like hemorrhoid cream mixed with Vics vapor rub. The highlight of my evening is when I offered a table of little old grannies some more of our French bread rolls.


They all took one, but one of them in particular grabbed one, held it up and said, "Aahhhhhhh, like a rock!" I responded, "Oh, I see your a Bob Seger


fan!" Confused, she asks, "AYYYYY????" I giggled and moved on.

Monday, December 31, 2007

HAPPY NEW YEAR

It's a punk theme today. Hope you enjoy these great punk videos!

JET BOY - NEW YORK DOLLS



PINHEAD - THE RAMONES



NAUSEA - X



NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF - DEAD KENNEDYS



HOLIDAY IN THE SUN - SEX PISTOLS



COME & GET IT - BLUE CHEER
(Yes, I know this is 60's, but this IS punk)


Sunday, December 30, 2007

HOLIDAYS....

Well, they came and went! My parents came out for Christmas and I haven't seen them in two and a half years so it was good to see them. Grandpa taught Brandon how to play Canasta so we have something new to play when we are bored.


I think LUNA was ready for them to go though. Two days before they left she somehow got a dried up turd in the house and put it on the bed where my parents had been sleeping. Is that doggie speak for get the hell out of my house? It was funny anyhow.

Josie had to get two teeth extracted the day after Christmas! She was high as a kite when she came out of the operating room. Funny. She doesn't remember anything. Other than that I have the week off from work. Going to play some World of Warcraft and eat crap!

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

A CHRISTMAS TAROT READING

I drew a card (from my trusty Christmas Tarot deck) for all of you just as Christmas rolled around upon us!

I hope you all look inward and find inner peace and wisdom!

So enjoy today for what it really is, in all it's pagan goodness. If you think that means singing happy birthday to Jesus, then I suggest you do some research on the origins of this day.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

THE HOBBIT (THE MOVIE)


Well, rumor is that Guillermo del Toro may be directing the two part Hobbit movie with Peter Jackson on board to Produce it. This is all around great news in my opinion!!! I basically have a full on, whatever, for this project. The Shire should still be intact, just needing to be groomed for this movie. I really hope this is true. Only time will tell.

Other Jackson news:

WTF?!?!?

Seriously! What has THE so called KING OF POP done to himself? There is a horror movie with him staring as himself waiting to be made! I'm not fucking kidding, look at this guy! WTF?

Recent Movies I've Watched:

Superbad - FIVE STARS
Hard Candy - FIVE STARS

Both worth renting!!! I'm sure I'll buy Superbad at some point.

NIGGY PLAYED.... AH.....

The music industry is different. I just downloaded
Saul Williams:
"The Inevitable Rise and Liberation of NiggyTardust!"

for free!!



It's somewhere between between fresh, industrial, rap, with generous helpings of retardation, inspiration and lyrical intrepidation.. I'll more than likely go back and pay for this seeing that I actually like it. This is how I have been learning about new bands for ten years now. I buy more new stuff from artist I've never head of before by hearing their stuff for free. It's better knowing what your going into than spending tons of money on something that is disappointing and sounds like shit. It's a new world. Fuck you Metallica! Greedy fucking sellouts. Shame on you music industry by biting the hand that feeds you. I'll pay this guy for being brave enough to take a chance. I love the main track by the way. Go download it for free. If you like it, show this guy some love, PLEASE!!!!

Friday, December 07, 2007

SIA - BUTTONS

She has restored my faith in music! It's not all over produced bullshit!!! Oh, yes the English have done it again. I present the proof here...



Sure, it's a silly pop song, but hell, isn't that what The Beatles did? And isn't this in pure 80's fashion? If I didn't know better I would have thought it was from 20 years ago.... Yes, Joan, I know your out there, you have to E-MAIL ME so I can call you seeing you have even more fucked up hours that I do!!

Thursday, November 22, 2007

COOL SONG

This was too cool to pass up posting. Seeing I've been posting more stuff here as of late. Enjoy this, I thought this was cool as hell!!!

Monday, November 19, 2007

SAY GOOD NIGHT....

So I have this dream last night that Josie and I are at Walmart. They are giving away free beer, called GOODNIGHT beer and it's real popular in Mexico and Africa. It was horrible beer and they were practically forcing it on people. Just my weird dreams. I should go play some bingo. OH! Speaking of the devil!! Watch this:

Sunday, November 18, 2007

BENNY LAVA

I think I have watched this about ten times now. The best line? "Now poop on them Oliver..." Holy cow this makes me laugh!


Absolutely Hilarious Indian Music Video - Watch more free videos

Friday, November 09, 2007

Monday, October 15, 2007

ANN COULTER IS A NAZI

I don't post here often enough, but damn I had to post this. Ann Coulter is a dangerous nut. She's off her fucking rocker. Holy cow, how do the republicans even let her represent them?