UPDATED * UPDATE!!!PENIS SIZE

THAT'S ONE GIANT COCK!

I had a ton of hit's on my page today from a link from this site:

THE PENIS SIZE LINK LIST

It's in the NOV. 29th listings, It's under this quote:

"ONE MANE RAISES HIS FIST AGAINST THE
COSMOS AND ASKS THE ETERNAL QUESTION"

LOL!!! I've made the big time!!!! My penis will dominate you all just like Napoleon. Small and mighty!! Fear the power of my penis!!!! Fear it!!! You have to laugh! Most of the people who stumble onto my page are usually looking for nude pictures of Juliya Chernetsky, or Asian chicks in stockings. Funny but true! Now add penis size to the list and you have the holy trinity of search topics...

CAUTION: THE PENIS THEME HAS BEEN A BIT OVER THE TOP THIS PAST WEEK!!! THE CREATOR OF THIS BLOG APOLOGIZES FOR THE SUBJECT MATTER. JUST BE THANKFUL IT WASN'T JAPANESE SCAT WEEK!!!! THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING IN ADVANCE....

I'VE JOINED A CHURCH!

It's true. I'm a sinner and need to be shaved!! Shave me! Come join me here at my new church. It's the only church for me.

MOTHER OF ALL CARTOONS

I love this cartoon! Sure, it's not PC, but then again neither am I.

BRAIN WASH, USE MORE SOAP

Popular Brands May Brand the Brain

It's true. I'm in the process of taking a class at work that is built around the whole brand and emotional connections. I personally would rather emotionally attach myself to my family than a Wendy's hamburger! Also, I've yet to receive an erection by gazing upon a pair of Nike tennis shoes. On the other hand.....

AND POWELL WOULD KNOW

Colin Powell says world should recognize Iraq at civil war | Reuters.com

I think he if anyone would know. I think he made a wise decision to jump ship before it hit the iceberg. The shit has hit the fan over there, trust me! I just talked to someone who went over to visit his family in Iraq. He said it's horrible over there. So the imperialistic son of an asshole needs to admit that he's a failure, always has been, always will be.

MY PENIS

Don't be a short dicked man.
Make your male member long, thick and strong.
Everyone could use a boost in size.

I'm still having size issues!! I get these in my E-mail box and wonder, How do they know? It's not like I'm the Tom Thumb of the penis world. Plus, it's how you use it, not the square footage. Sure, I'm not John Holmes, but why do they pick on my penis! Why, why my penis, why???

MISTRESS OF METAL

newsobserver.com | Meet mistress of metal Juliya Chernetsky

I was wondering what had happened to her!!! I'm so mad at fuse for changing their format!! It's too bad because I used to0 watch their channel quite a bit. Well, I don't even go by there anymore.

PETER JACKSON WILL DIRECT THE HOBBIT!!!

The link below explains how he WILL BE DIRECTING The Hobbit Movie!!! I think it's good news.

Lord Of The Rings - ZAENTZ RINGS IN JACKSON FOR PREQUELS

I'm trying to find what you all like the most here. Please keep comments up and click a few ads now and then. I'm getting my page hits up again, but nowhere near what they were a few years ago. Please add me to your blogrolls as well if you can, I will also add you if you ask. Thanks all, I really would like to know what you all want to see here.

SALVIA!!!

This is so funny!!! It's like the modern version of LSD but it's natural, and it's 100% LEGAL, and only lasts about 10 minutes. Watch this and try to keep from laughing!!!!

SOOOOOOOOOUL TRAIN...

I remember my self righteous grandmother visiting once as I was watching this television show. She asked,
"Do you know what that is?"
I replied,
"Yeah, it's Soul Train..." pause...
"No it isn't! That's SATANIC!!"
Oh, how I wish I could have said FUCK YOU back then. Enjoy this, took me back several years.

Isley Brothers - Live It Up

SHE LOVES IT, DO YOU?

BETTER GRAB A DRINK AND SOME CHIPS!

This is broken up into two parts and will take you about 110 minutes to sit through if you have the patience to do so. If you want to know why I'm an Atheist then listen to this man speak. He does it so elegantly, thoroughly, and intellectually. I came to my conclusions way before I had ever heard Richard Dawkins speak, but I always enjoy listening to him. I'll leave you with that. OH, and by the way, those morons at Liberty University got PWNED!!!!!! LOL!!!!





AND DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS CLIP!!!!!!!!!!!



This is revised at this point, because I forgot about this clip, and how topical it really is. Seeing that that charlatan Haggard got caught having a three year long drug induced relationship with a gay hooker, that this is pretty relevant. I have no shame saying that I think that it's time for religion to admit it's failure. It's time for it to stop and let reason and logic take over. Let the war, the murdering, and the grandstanding cease so that some logic can infiltrate reality long enough for things to get better. You have had your chance for several thousand years and it still isn't working, and the truth is, it never will!!!

QUOTE

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
Voltaire

FREE UNLIMITED ENERGY

[UPDATED]

FREE ENERGY VIDEO

This is going to take you about an hour to watch if you chose to do so. Very interesting! I know this is the the type of stuff that bores the hell out of the common person, but then again, I'm not very common. Makes the impending gloom and doom theory of peak oil seem vastly unimportant. It's just a matter of funding, keeping the technology out of the hands of whack nut religious morons who would use it to kill us all instead of bump us closer to being a class 1 civilization. We are a class 0 civilization by the way.

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Just watched this, also on the same science theme I have going.

Michio Kaku Interview

HAND

I pulled this post due to the reaction it may be getting from some people. I realize how insane it is. No I don't take meds. It is one of a series of events that led me to the conclusion. This series of events happened starting at around age three, or I can remember back that far. They happened up to as close as six years ago. If it were a once in a life time event, I'd have my doubts too. If the same exact thing, down to the scenario, hadn't happened to other people, people who had no idea how and what happened to me but explained the exact same thing happening to them, same age, same style, then I might have some doubts. Truth is, I can remember some of these things just like it were a few days ago. Things can't always be explained away. Labeling them as the devil is narrow minded and the easy way out. I have no real answers about why. I would love to have some answers.

HIGH TENSION

This is the movie I watched last night. HOLY COW!!!!!! Just goes to show you that a horror movie can still be horrific. A nice twist, a hot French chick, and masturbation before decapitation. I give it two thumbs up as far as hack/horror flicks go. It's a French film so look for it to be dubbed or watch it in French with the subtitles. It's worth renting if your a horror movie buff like myself.

TECHNOLOGY UPDATE

World Tribune.com -- Introducing the nano battery, as thick as a strand of hair

I'm not lying when I say the future is already here. This next fifteen to twenty years is going to be an odd ride!

DENIED!!!!

Guess Jesus doesn't like being climbed upon! Oh, and I bet he's still an epileptic! Would have been a whole lot more entertaining if he had fallen as he was having one of hit fits! I'm sick, I know, but then again, I'm not climbing all over Jesus...

BORAT

Sacha Baron Cohen is the man!!! It's nice to see that prude Martha Stuart getting pwned for a change!!!

Oh, and for the quote of the day, take this to heart! Some of the greatest wisdom ever spoken.

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it -
even if I have said it - unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."
- The Buddha

BING!!!!

If this isn't the cutest thing in the world!! I was just about pissing myself (you've heard that before) as I watched this.

Other than that, it's cleaning day and Josie has successfully pissed me off to where I have locked myself in the computer room. OCD! Try living with someone who has it sometime and tell me it isn't maddening!