RONALD JENKEES IS F'IN AMAZING!

Check these out. I think this guy is awesome and wish I could play one quarter as good as he does. Anyway, he's a bit of a geek, but aren't we all? He's saying, "Hello Tubes" by the way.

THE HOBBIT (THE MOVIE)UPDATE!!

Looks like it's on!!! This site here has all the details so far!!! I am excited as hell!!!!

TIME TO DEBUNK

I knew it was coming, and I'm not surprised that these guys said that the new UFO sighting in Phoenix was just flairs tied to fishing wire and balloons. Seriously, I am I that far gone that I'm seeing these lights being manipulated into patterns? Do you honestly believe air just caused the lights to space themselves perfectly into shapes? I'm calling bullshit on this just like I cried bullshit back in 1997 with the illumination flare explanation.

As far as weight goes, I'm down to:

209

UFOS OVER PHOENIX AGAIN4/21/2008

Yep, it's happened again! Dozens of people saw these lights:







floating around Phoenix, AZ. Several videos of this and pictures were taken. Better evidence than the huge flap over Texas a few months ago. Here is a little known video from the 1997 lights over Phoenix in 1997 which is another one of the hugest documented mass UFO observations in the United States.



NORAD, The Air Force, nor the Police know anything about what happened last night.The Airforce said they didn't have anything in the sky last night in that area. So, our airspace has been violated once again by unknown objects. This is pretty serious folks. Laugh it off, shrug it off, pretend not to care, but regardless it's still pretty scary. Stuff like this goes on a lot in AZ. Reported or not. I even remember being at work a few years back when a bunch of people at a wedding saw a UFO and couldn't believe it. READ THIS POST if you want to learn more about it. It happened five years ago, this time of year. What's going on?

MIRANDA CAN SING

I don't know why she is so embarrassed to sing in front of people when she has such a great voice. Here is a video she made of herself singing.

PIMA COUNTY FAIR

First off, we saw the band Metal Elvis, and they fuckin rock!



Brandon won a guitar, Mike won a keyboard, Miranda won some stuffed animals, I ate poorly for the first time in over a week. But, I'm still down on my weight. I'm at:

210

ZOMFG!!!!!!!!

I haven't laughed so hard in months, I swear to Jesus and his 65 Mustang convertible! I'll say no more, just watch this and ponder the wonders of life....


Worst Rap Battle Ever - Watch more free videos

So you step down
Off of the pedestal,
I'm the best man
You need to go,
Too the fucking dental....

ELI

READING TAROT CARDS ONLINE

You can go here to have your cards read for free by me. I'm on when I have a chance so check often. My accuracy is pretty good. Actually had about twenty people online at one point this evening. Of course some of them were just trolling and looking to get banned. But, it was fun. Made my second person cry tonight doing readings. Anyway, busy work week ahead. I'll try and type out some of the weird dreams I've been having this past week.

DEVIL RESPONDS TO CHRIS CROCKER

Me as the devil... Yeah....