UPDATED * UPDATE!!!PENIS SIZE

THAT'S ONE GIANT COCK!

I had a ton of hit's on my page today from a link from this site:

THE PENIS SIZE LINK LIST

It's in the NOV. 29th listings, It's under this quote:

"ONE MANE RAISES HIS FIST AGAINST THE
COSMOS AND ASKS THE ETERNAL QUESTION"

LOL!!! I've made the big time!!!! My penis will dominate you all just like Napoleon. Small and mighty!! Fear the power of my penis!!!! Fear it!!! You have to laugh! Most of the people who stumble onto my page are usually looking for nude pictures of Juliya Chernetsky, or Asian chicks in stockings. Funny but true! Now add penis size to the list and you have the holy trinity of search topics...

CAUTION: THE PENIS THEME HAS BEEN A BIT OVER THE TOP THIS PAST WEEK!!! THE CREATOR OF THIS BLOG APOLOGIZES FOR THE SUBJECT MATTER. JUST BE THANKFUL IT WASN'T JAPANESE SCAT WEEK!!!! THANKS FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING IN ADVANCE....

I'VE JOINED A CHURCH!

It's true. I'm a sinner and need to be shaved!! Shave me! Come join me here at my new church. It's the only church for me.

MOTHER OF ALL CARTOONS

I love this cartoon! Sure, it's not PC, but then again neither am I.

BRAIN WASH, USE MORE SOAP

Popular Brands May Brand the Brain

It's true. I'm in the process of taking a class at work that is built around the whole brand and emotional connections. I personally would rather emotionally attach myself to my family than a Wendy's hamburger! Also, I've yet to receive an erection by gazing upon a pair of Nike tennis shoes. On the other hand.....

AND POWELL WOULD KNOW

Colin Powell says world should recognize Iraq at civil war | Reuters.com

I think he if anyone would know. I think he made a wise decision to jump ship before it hit the iceberg. The shit has hit the fan over there, trust me! I just talked to someone who went over to visit his family in Iraq. He said it's horrible over there. So the imperialistic son of an asshole needs to admit that he's a failure, always has been, always will be.

MY PENIS

Don't be a short dicked man.
Make your male member long, thick and strong.
Everyone could use a boost in size.

I'm still having size issues!! I get these in my E-mail box and wonder, How do they know? It's not like I'm the Tom Thumb of the penis world. Plus, it's how you use it, not the square footage. Sure, I'm not John Holmes, but why do they pick on my penis! Why, why my penis, why???

MISTRESS OF METAL

newsobserver.com | Meet mistress of metal Juliya Chernetsky

I was wondering what had happened to her!!! I'm so mad at fuse for changing their format!! It's too bad because I used to0 watch their channel quite a bit. Well, I don't even go by there anymore.

PETER JACKSON WILL DIRECT THE HOBBIT!!!

The link below explains how he WILL BE DIRECTING The Hobbit Movie!!! I think it's good news.

Lord Of The Rings - ZAENTZ RINGS IN JACKSON FOR PREQUELS

I'm trying to find what you all like the most here. Please keep comments up and click a few ads now and then. I'm getting my page hits up again, but nowhere near what they were a few years ago. Please add me to your blogrolls as well if you can, I will also add you if you ask. Thanks all, I really would like to know what you all want to see here.

SALVIA!!!

This is so funny!!! It's like the modern version of LSD but it's natural, and it's 100% LEGAL, and only lasts about 10 minutes. Watch this and try to keep from laughing!!!!

SOOOOOOOOOUL TRAIN...

I remember my self righteous grandmother visiting once as I was watching this television show. She asked,
"Do you know what that is?"
I replied,
"Yeah, it's Soul Train..." pause...
"No it isn't! That's SATANIC!!"
Oh, how I wish I could have said FUCK YOU back then. Enjoy this, took me back several years.

Isley Brothers - Live It Up

SHE LOVES IT, DO YOU?

BETTER GRAB A DRINK AND SOME CHIPS!

This is broken up into two parts and will take you about 110 minutes to sit through if you have the patience to do so. If you want to know why I'm an Atheist then listen to this man speak. He does it so elegantly, thoroughly, and intellectually. I came to my conclusions way before I had ever heard Richard Dawkins speak, but I always enjoy listening to him. I'll leave you with that. OH, and by the way, those morons at Liberty University got PWNED!!!!!! LOL!!!!





AND DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS CLIP!!!!!!!!!!!



This is revised at this point, because I forgot about this clip, and how topical it really is. Seeing that that charlatan Haggard got caught having a three year long drug induced relationship with a gay hooker, that this is pretty relevant. I have no shame saying that I think that it's time for religion to admit it's failure. It's time for it to stop and let reason and logic take over. Let the war, the murdering, and the grandstanding cease so that some logic can infiltrate reality long enough for things to get better. You have had your chance for several thousand years and it still isn't working, and the truth is, it never will!!!

QUOTE

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.
Voltaire

FREE UNLIMITED ENERGY

[UPDATED]

FREE ENERGY VIDEO

This is going to take you about an hour to watch if you chose to do so. Very interesting! I know this is the the type of stuff that bores the hell out of the common person, but then again, I'm not very common. Makes the impending gloom and doom theory of peak oil seem vastly unimportant. It's just a matter of funding, keeping the technology out of the hands of whack nut religious morons who would use it to kill us all instead of bump us closer to being a class 1 civilization. We are a class 0 civilization by the way.

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Just watched this, also on the same science theme I have going.

Michio Kaku Interview

HAND

I pulled this post due to the reaction it may be getting from some people. I realize how insane it is. No I don't take meds. It is one of a series of events that led me to the conclusion. This series of events happened starting at around age three, or I can remember back that far. They happened up to as close as six years ago. If it were a once in a life time event, I'd have my doubts too. If the same exact thing, down to the scenario, hadn't happened to other people, people who had no idea how and what happened to me but explained the exact same thing happening to them, same age, same style, then I might have some doubts. Truth is, I can remember some of these things just like it were a few days ago. Things can't always be explained away. Labeling them as the devil is narrow minded and the easy way out. I have no real answers about why. I would love to have some answers.

HIGH TENSION

This is the movie I watched last night. HOLY COW!!!!!! Just goes to show you that a horror movie can still be horrific. A nice twist, a hot French chick, and masturbation before decapitation. I give it two thumbs up as far as hack/horror flicks go. It's a French film so look for it to be dubbed or watch it in French with the subtitles. It's worth renting if your a horror movie buff like myself.

TECHNOLOGY UPDATE

World Tribune.com -- Introducing the nano battery, as thick as a strand of hair

I'm not lying when I say the future is already here. This next fifteen to twenty years is going to be an odd ride!

DENIED!!!!

Guess Jesus doesn't like being climbed upon! Oh, and I bet he's still an epileptic! Would have been a whole lot more entertaining if he had fallen as he was having one of hit fits! I'm sick, I know, but then again, I'm not climbing all over Jesus...

BORAT

Sacha Baron Cohen is the man!!! It's nice to see that prude Martha Stuart getting pwned for a change!!!

Oh, and for the quote of the day, take this to heart! Some of the greatest wisdom ever spoken.

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it -
even if I have said it - unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense."
- The Buddha

BING!!!!

If this isn't the cutest thing in the world!! I was just about pissing myself (you've heard that before) as I watched this.

Other than that, it's cleaning day and Josie has successfully pissed me off to where I have locked myself in the computer room. OCD! Try living with someone who has it sometime and tell me it isn't maddening!

ANUS

Jesus image appears on dog | Metro.co.uk

If it looks like an anus, smells like an anus, chances are, IT IS AN ANUS!!!! Holy shit! No pun intended, let's fucking make it stop, please, just make it all stop. I've seen it all, and it's been proven now. Not that Jesus is real, but rather that his followers are real fucking stupid! This is why no other advanced civilization will ever contact us, because if they are out there, they read our web content, and watch our news. The god that some humans worship makes his presence known by showing up on a dogs ass. Yeah, let's give those guys the mega zeebleeze death ray gun! I'm surprised we all made it this far. At least we got those fucks out of the House and Senate!!!! Praise the anus!!!!

PSYCHIC OR JUST SMART AS HELL?

Well, my prediction came true. Josie's mom has hit rock bottom. Three years ago she lived with us, had clean cloths, food, medical care, attention, her own room, her own furniture, and peace of mind. Well, being the shit that she is she had decided it was better to spread lies and rumors about us behind our backs and invite people over to our house that were not allowed to be here at all and just stir up the shit in general. In the long run we convinced her she would be better off in her own apartment, which I helped get for her. Well, since then Josie's mom and certain family members have followed the well worn path to stupid and it has taken her to poverty level substandard living. No longer does she have the medical coverage she had, the food, the medication, the peace of mind, or the same level of health and well being. Miranda feels like I do, tough fucking luck!

from The Satanic Bible
(Satanic Sins)

4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates!

There you have it, so be it!! We did our best and got shit on, and now someone is ultimately paying the price for being a stupid ingrate. Enjoy!

TAROT READING FOR A FRIEND

This is the deck I use,
not the actual reading

Below is a reading I did as a practice for a friend of mine. She told me this was so dead on that she couldn't understand how I could be so accurate! I actually get this a lot. I just want to get to the point where I know the cards so much better than what I do now. Practice!!

Querent hasn't had the patience or understanding of things lately. Not using your will as you should or being weak willed. Your not as naive or innocent as you project yourself to be, or as others see you. You need to start making yourself clear and to the point. You are acting out because you feel burdened, like there is too much resting on your shoulders. Chaos in your life is letting up now, and should hit a period of getting better. You still need to sacrifice yourself, your efforts, your time. At present, you seem to be fighting. You have been the kind giver of things. Lately you feel you have failed and this is making you sad. The projected outcome from all this is that if you do not use your skills wisely, whether they be physical, emotional, or spiritual, you will not achieve that which you hope to achieve.

WORK AND.....DID I MENTION WORK???

Day three of double shifts, and kind of a busy day ahead. Not much going on. Things are better here at home. Not doing much other than sleeping, working, and taking a little time before bed to study my Tarot cards. I felt the need to pick them up again and the one reading I did for a fellow worker was so dead on that it's defiantly something I'll be extremely good at once I take off my training wheels!! The deck I use is found here and this is one of the cards from the deck.


Anyway, on a three hour break from work and I got to go back now, and it's a certain ethnic function I work every year that is a royal pain in the ass!!!!

BULLSHIT LIAR!

ABC News: Evangelist Ted Haggard = Meth, Massage, Gay Sex

Here we are again with the self righteous doing the very thing they say is so evil, a.k.a. doing meth and taking it up the ass. Is this how the chosen act? Yes, in fact, it is how they act. I don't get it, why the games? If your going to smoke meth, or pot, or cocks, just fucking do it and stop pretending your so god damned holy! This is what you want to do, it's your desire, it's your carnal self. "OPEN THE CAGE!" as one of my gay friends puts it. Actually, it sounds more like Open de Gage! because he's also from Mexico, but unlike this " I'm so perfect that Jesus has a special candy coated castle in the sky for me" false piece of shit, my friend is very open about who he is, and doesn't feel the least bit bad or sorry for what he does. Oh, by the way, I've never scored meth, fucked a prostitute, or received a massage from a meth smoking prostitute, but according from this cock hole I'm going to hell. I'm sure good old Gee Dubbaya is loving his connection with this shit hole right now! Cast another one for the right wing, they really have killed evil and done a fine old job. Elections are just a few days away, this will make everything right as rain! Jesus, pour some sugar on me!!!

POOR LITTLE SICKO!

So Brandon has been sick for about two weeks now. Turns out he may be a bit asthmatic and has an ear infection and an dry incessant cough. He missed almost two weeks of school already, just hope the second trip to the doctor and the new meds help him out. Well, they must be working because he isn't coughing and it knocked his ass out cold! Sleep little monkey, sleep....

Work has been interesting. The "others" have basically been castrated as far as their foul behavior goes. They are turning on each other now that they only have themselves to fight amongst. It's taken for forever, but the taste of victory is very sweet. Can't wait till it's completely void of their shitty attitudes at work. Then it will be fun to work there once again! Ahhh.....

TESTING MY NEW BLOG EDITOR TOOL

Ok, I'm just testing my blog editor I can use from my FIREFOX browser. Looks to be pretty simple but seeing will be believing.

The whole process of adding pictures will still have to be done from blogger itself I guess.

powered by performancing firefox

BECAUSE I'M BORED!

Just fucking around with stupid cartoon generators, cause I'm doing laundry and I'm bored!!! Took for ever just to get these to load. Blogger was being a little bitch.

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE!!!

CLICK PICTURE TO SHOCK!!!

BREITBART.COM - Police Stun Gun Kills Bible Thumping Teen Who Get's What He Wanted!!

Well, He asked for Jesus and it looks like he got one free express ticket! I wonder what he would have got by shouting, "TOSS MY SALAD!!!"