WHERE AND WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU OR ARE YOU GONE OR DOING

Okay, I know millions of years have gone by, I've gotten E-mail from some of you saying "where are you?" or "What happened" or "My Vagina needs your man meat." I've gotten all of those, I'm not going to lie to you. Truth is, I'm still a tad burnt out by blog burnout and it's hard to post here if I'm not going to make a sincere attempt at blogging.

SO WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON?

Well, I have been busy at work for one. I've been addicted to:

World Of Warcraft

I've lost 43 lbs. Which means I'm under 200 lbs now! I'll post a recent picture here when I have time to go home and do it!! I'm still of the:

LEFT HAND PATH

And much much more!

CHRISTMAS SCHMISTMAS

Yes, it's that bullshit time of the season again where people make themselves delve into mass consumerism in the name of a false pagan oriented god that doesn't exist. I've actually got my family to the point where they understand the vacancy of the whole thing and how it doesn't realate to us at all. My kids are provided for year round, they don't have to wait for the birth of the Christian god in order to be treated. Think about it, God impregnated his own earthly mother so that he could become something he loathes, humankind. Why does an all powerful god have to do something this silly? Maybe the fact that he couldn't be perfect, and that he fucked things up? The whole idea behind this time of year is beyond silly. I'll show you the 500 pound vagina in the trunk of my car when you show me your god. Deal? Great, it's on!!!