GO OUT AND VOTE!

And they're off......

Not that anybody here isn't going to do it, but there may by chance be that one person, that lost (not damned) soul out in the crowd, that sole wandering entity that just happend to wander across this page looking for inspiration or a cheap thrill today and had planned not to vote. Well, do it for him if any body:



BABY JESUS

Yes, do it for Baby Jesus! I don't want to see him cry, and I know you don't either! Do it, do it for JESUS!!!

(this is a cross post by me from:)
THE QUALITY CONTROL ALLIANCE BLOG

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

It's Halloween! Going to take the kids out and grab some candy, then I'm going to watch THE EVIL DEAD II, HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, and maybe THE EXORCIST. So, enjoy the devil's holiday! I forgot to buy THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS!

Here are a few weird fucking clips to keep you happy on Halloween:

CLICK HERE

REN & STIMPY

I just got the first two seasons of Ren & Stimpy on DVD! I'm excited because I now have just about every one of my favorite episodes. Anyone else a fan of theirs? If so, which was your favorite episode?

JULIYA CHERNETSKY

Yes, she's just plain hot!

I'm not at the top of the google list anymore. People still coming here in droves looking for Juliya though. Here's a little something to wet you wistle! Your not going find any nude pictures here thought, sorry! And who's number two to Juliya as far as hard rockin' chicks go? I'd have to say:

Brody Dalle of The Distillers

Yeah, got to love that.

OFF

I'm off starting tomorrow. I only asked for two days off but they got my schedule mixed up with someone else so I get the next three days off in a row. I always ask for Samhain (Halloween) off because I love it so much. Candy, horror flicks, popcorn, the occasional kick to the groin! Oh, it's very special, and seeing it has it's roots as deeply set in paganism as Christmas and Easter both do you know Jesus want's me to celebrate it. Anyway, making lunch for the family then it's off to work.

TOP (10+1)+2 HORROR MOVIES OF ALL TIME

Halloween is in a couple of days so I thought it would be a good time to do the 10 best horror movies of all time, open for discussion of course.

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

I originally saw this at a special midnight showing when I was a young kid. I thought it was a true story and the vision of grandpa sucking on that chicks finger haunted me for months!

SUBSPECIES

Very underrated vampire movie, almost only has a cult following. I saw this when I was stoned (back in the day) and it scared me so bad that I had to turn it off. To bad this isn't out on DVD. RADU is my favorite vampire only next to Count Graf Orlock from Nosferatu.

THE EXORCIST

I didn't see this in it's entirety until I was 20 years old and living by myself. Scared the shit out of me seeing I was living in the middle of nowhere and nobody was around.

HALLOWEEN

I had to walk home after seeing this movie with Randy Langhorst. Took me a while to get home trying to avoid all the dark scary places.

THE EVIL DEAD

This movie still freaks me out.

THE SHINING

My parents and family all went out of town for a ball game and I didn't want to go. I stayed home and watched this and the next movie on the list:

NOSFERATU, EINE SYMPHONIE DES GRAUENS

By the time this movie and THE SHINING were both over, I couldn't stand to be inside by myself so I went and rode my bike around the neighborhood for two hours.

NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

Just a classic!

ROSEMARY'S BABY

Another classic, Polanski's horror is always brilliant!

NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

This effected me to the level where I had a Elm Street dream just like the ones that happen in this movie. I woke up beleiving this shit was real!

JAWS

This movie did a lot of damage. Not only could I not get myself to swim at the public swimming pool that whole summer, or even the river, but I to this day can't stand to be in the ocean up past my knees.

THESE ALMOST MAD IT

ALIEN

I still love this movie. It's what you don't see that scares the shit out of you!

PSYCHO

Beyond classic, nothing else I can say that hasn't been said.

Well, those are my favorites. Are there any you think I missed or you would have added?

'N SHIZNIT ONCE AGAIN

Another long day and I'm a the library typing this in seeing I'm on a three hour break again today. I'm tired, I'm hungry (imagine that!), and I'm ready for my two days off, starting in about seven hours or so. I'll type something more when I get home tonight if I'm not to tired.

BETWEEN 'N SHIZNIT

One of the places we do outdoor functions, but not tonight because Jesus made it rain!

I got up for work this morning at 4:00 a.m. because I have a triple shift today. I'm pretty tired already. It's about 4:00 p.m. and it's been raining pretty hard, which is good seeing Tucson doesn't get a whole lot of love rain and the fact that I was supposed to work outside in the area pictured above. It's all been moved inside so that makes things a million times easier.. I'm on a three hour break so I got my oil and radiator fluid changed. It was twenty dollars off and then they gave me another eight dollars off just because they enjoyed shooting the shit with me while they did the work. No lie! So that was way cool of them, ended up saving close to thirty dollars. Anyway, break is over and I have to go back to work in just a few minutes. I'm pretty tired, did I mention that?

SHOCKED?

Girl you know it's true....

This weekend ASHLEE SIMPSON made a huge mistake. What was that mistake? Going on national television trying to pretend she can sing! And what happened? Well, she made it through the first song, but instead of the correct prerecorded track playing on the second song things got confused and they played the same vocals from the first song over again, and it was the Milli Vanilli scenario all over again! You can see the clip HERE. I've said it once and I'll say it again, if you buy this over produced and over marketed tripe then you go ahead and waist your money!. I really hope this puts her career in the toilet. You want a real good c.d.? Then go buy the new DISTILLERS album, it's solid front to back and I can guarantee you it's not lip-syncing.

A LOOK AT WHAT I DO

These pictures are at my work. I do catering and this is what our finished product looks like. Click on the pictures for a better view


This is a program we did for two weeks in a row. It was hell, believe me!

This is what I look like on the more upscale functions we do.

I set this up for this shot, for real!! One of the rooms they
have meetings in. This set up took five hours to get it right, I'm not fibbing!!

One of the places we do outdoor functions.

Another outside shot. Can't remember if I was involved with this shot.

FUCKED

FEELING QUITE WEIRD, THANK YOU...

I woke up feeling really weird today, and it set the mood for the rest of the day. I've got aspartame poisoning again, and I've some idea how it got into my system. I'm thinking it was the pink lemon-aid I had at work yesterday. Asparame is the stuff in NUTRASWEET for those who don't know. Regardless, my head is messed up. My thoughts are askew, my equilibrium is off kilter, and I feel flushed. I've also been craving weird music today, so I'm hitting up everything from THE RESIDENTS to FRANK ZAPPA and NURSE WITH WOUND. Not much else to type other than I will keep the religious bashing to a minimum on this blog, not because I'm afraid of anything but now that I'm also with THE QUALITY CONTROL ALLIANCE I can do the majority of it over there. You will see it here from time to time I'm sure, but that blog is really taking off. Go check it out!!!!

1984

George Orwell was right.

These rednecks know what is in store for us if we let those two idiots back into the White House. I'm begging you all at least read ANIMAL FARM by George Orwell before you go vote. It's a very short story and a great read. Do it, and if you have time read 1984 too. Do it for Parsons children if anybody, they're evil little bastards, just like your children will be after four more years of this bullshit.

TWO TIMES A DAY

Two posts in one day? What the hell is going on? Who knows, free time I guess. I'm out of here in a moment, going to go eat Mexican food. Something spicy, I'm off tomorrow. I'm serious about the books, damn good books and your missing out if you never read those books in your lifetime.

DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT...

Kids are great!

Kids tell the best jokes, don't they? I saw this picture and just had to doctor it. It's getting close, but mark my words, it's going to be just like four years ago. They are going to make it seem like it's so close that it will be January before anything is decided. I don't feel good about this election one bit, not for a second. Oh, and look up the word Democracy, it's something we aren't anymore.

ON A LIGHTER NOTE

Worked off property last night, a cater out so to speak. Two guys came and stood next to me and we started talking about Tequila and different types of beers and spirits for like a half an hour. It took them about that long to figure out I was part of the catering staff and I guess I kind of lost my luster at that moment. They were kind of kissing my ass at one point because I knew a little bit more about Tequila than they did. They were asking me where I was from and I kept telling them from the Resort. They would say, "Yea, us too but where do you live?" Then I would tell them on the other side of Tucson. They thought I was part of their group. After they figured out I was just staff, and not one of them, the ass kissing came to an end, disappointment set in, and they both walked away. Hey, it's not my fault that we were dressed in western wear just like they were. I didn't have a cocktail in my hand and I had a name tag on, what else do you want? Silly cooperate people.

PEACE OUT

WAR IS PEACE... Orwell, 1984

It's 2:00 p.m. and I just got up. I just couldn't get out of bed today and now I haveto shower and go to work. Saw the movie THE GIRL NEXT DOOR last night. Great teen movie.Kind of like the RISKY BUSINESS of the new millennium. The girl who plays the porn star in this movie is absolutely gorgeous. The other movie I rented was Fahrenheit 911. I keep hearing republicans saying this movie is full of inaccuracies but I'd guess their either blind to what is really going on or just plain stupid. Wake the fuck up. He's a fucking elitist, and he admits it on film! I guess America is happy sending our kids to death so that they can fatten he and his buddies wallets. Oh, and if your going to pull the "well the people over there are free now" card, it's bullshit. I know people from Iraq who have just been over there, had to sneak in from Syria, and it's total anarchy and chaos over there. So think about the real people, not the biased media reports. My nephew and family of my friends are all suffering, protecting OIL. That is the bottom line. Other than that, I got to get going to work now. Josie is really sick, can hardly breath. I got to work and haven't eaten anything today. Peace out motherfuckers.

????????

Love Stinks!!!

Josie had a little breakdown not to long ago. She said she felt lonely and that it seemed like we didn't have a relationship anymore. I told her that every time I even try to get close to her or show any affection that she pushes me away. Well, today we had the day together with no kids. A great time to spend some time together! Josie decided that washing her car and going with her niece to look at jeans was more important. I give up! Anyone up for an affair with a hairy white guy?

I PREDICTED THIS SHIT!!!

Didn't I say that getting Josie's mom out of my house was for the best? Didn't I say that her mom would move back in with the dysfunctional sister that originally kicked her out of the house when we ended up taking her in. Didn't I say that this sister would fuck her mom over in the long run and they would be homeless again. Well, I think I'm either s psychic or just a plain fucking genius! Josie's mom has the dysfunctional sister and her five kids living with her in a small one bedroom apartment. We suspected this sister was raiding her mothers bank account. Well, her mom went to the bank two days ago to withdraw some money and they told her there was no money and that the account had been closed. So this means that they will all be homeless very soon. I'm not helping do anything seeing that her family didn't respect me or even thank me when I helped her before, her mother was never thankful of anything and I saw this coming three months ago. It's the lords will, trust me!

STUPID PET TRICKS

WHAT THE....?

I'm not sure what was going on at this point in the debate tonight, but weren't you as shocked as I was when Big Doubleyah pulled that vibrator out of his ass and started to spin it on his index finger like Curly from The Harlem Globe Trotters? I'm amazed that Kerry didn't falter for one second. I'm still in shock!

IS THAT A BANANA IN YOUR COAT OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?

And this would be?

Is somebody being fed his lines? Is he wired? You tell me. It's a huge buzz on the internet at the moment. Who knows, who cares. I don't think he's bright enough to stand one on one with Kerry so it wouldn't be a shock if this was happening.

IS THAT A BANANA IN MY PANTS OR ARE YOU JUST PRETENDING NOT TO NOTICE?

There is a guy at work who is acting very right wing and Christian. He has been talking to me about how homophobic he is, how he thinks what gay people do is wrong, how a union between two men can't be called a marriage. So here's the kicker, in the midst of all of this he has been telling me how he want's to be a bar tender at IBT's which is a local gay bar. He has told others that he and his wife go dancing at IBT's. This guy even acts pretty gay sometimes, and I don't think he knows it. Now my question is this, if it's so wrong to be gay, and your so afraid of gay people then why in hell would you want to go dancing in a gay bar or even bring up the idea that you might want to bar tend in a gay bar with your shirt off? A lot of contradiction if you ask me! I think this guy is closeted. Just come out dude, don't be afraid! I'm not buying the Christian act one bit.

SUPERMAN IS DEAD

Long Live Superman!

Well, due to complications of his paralysis, actor Christopher Reeve is dead at the age of 52. Rodney Dangerfield died recently as did Janet Leigh. Weird how these always seem to happen in threes.

DRINKING IS BAD

I got drunk last night, real drunk. I don't hardly ever have more than two drinks in a sitting. Last night I had about six drinks and that put me over the edge! Fat Tire beer on tap is just plain yummy anyway. Never mind the two shots of tequila I did as well. Karaoke ensued. It was a blast. A glass of water and some aspirin along with a hamburger did the trick. Only felt tired today. I don't see how some people can drink like that every day. I'd die within days.

SONG OF THE DAY

Salvation - RANCID

DRUNK!

I'm drunk to the point where I could give a rat's ass if I'm making sense! Boy I'm in love with some of the hot chicks that work with me! I'm very drunk at the moment. Did I mention I could give a shit at the moment! That's the beer talking. I'm going to finish my burger an pass out. Jesus, Love me!!.

SHIT!

It's very early and I have to be to work in 45 minutes. I hate getting up at four a.m.!!! I kicked my breakfast shift for tomorrow, that shit is for the birds. Holy cow, I feel mental...

WORK WORK WORK........

Not much time to post anything. I've been at work, all day long of course, for the past several days. Today will be more of the same. There are a lot of new people working with us which is cool! I call them shit shields. All the shit I was taking last year is being deflected off onto them. It's so nice to be able to be the weird and unusual me without the bitter ones attacking me. Got to run. Don't for get to visit Quality Control! You can find the link in my blog roll on the right hand side of the page. Chow motherfuckers!

QUAKER OATS PLEASE!

Who Knew?

I've been saying this for years, that Ye Old Leader Of Thee Pack's mom looks like the Quaker Oats Guy. The proof is in the pudding.

QUALITY CONTROL ALLIANCE

Fear This!

It's official, I'm a member! We're taking the mindless idiots and followers on and it's all out war!

THE DISTILLERS

She Rocks!

Miranda has the knack for finding some cool bands now and then. The latest find is a little punk ditty called THE DISTILLERS! Holy fuck these guys rock! They go one to prove that yes in deed, girls can rock!! With songs like DRAIN THE BLOOD and THE HUNGER how can they go wrong? It's refreshing to see that punk is still alive and well in this sea of pop drivel. The new Social Distortion is good too, by the way. Check them out if you have Winamp. Just open the media window and click on music videos and then scroll down. Best new band I've heard in a long time.

NOTICE THIS

I got a notice in the mail yesterday about a complaint that I've been working on cars and selling them illegally. I can hardly change the oil let alone fix one of those fuckers! I didn't inherit the "fixing cars" gene or the "my life is dominated by sports" gene as far as that goes. It's amazing I'm still straight after all these years! I held onto the "I dig hot Asian chicks" gene :p. The truth of the matter is that it's my neighbor who is doing this. He lives north east of my back yard and constantly has old shabby pieces of shit cluttering his well maintained (not) yard. You might be a redneck if..... Now if you'll politely excuse me I'm going to go get some sleep. Damn Chinese food we had last night made me ill last night and I couldn't sleep. I'm never eating anything from Golden House ever again.

HAND JOBS

No comment necessary!

[Written Yesterday] Very early this morning, before I had a chance to got to sleep Brandon had fallen asleep in our room watching television with Josie. I couldn't sleep so I was playing games and trying to get my cable modem to work. Around 1:00 a.m. I heard conversation coming from my bedroom. I thought it was Brandon talking and the tone of voice was very troubled. I walk in and everybody is asleep. I figured Brandon was talking in his sleep. I walk back here to the computer room and a few seconds later Josie pops her head in the door and said she was having bad dreams and she couldn't go to sleep without me going with her. I go to bed a few minutes later and ask her why she is so scared. She said she had been dreaming that a tall naked guy was chasing her around the house with a belt demanding that she give him a hand job. I found this amusing as hell but she was pretty traumatized and was even sobbing. It was all I could do to keep from laughing and ended up back in here just because of that.

I LOVE YVONNE

AND SO CAN YOU FOR $19.95!

LOVE HER!!!!!

Just kidding! I truly do love Yvonne! I've been reading her blog almost a year and a half now and she always seems to put a smile on my face. It's "I LOVE YVONNE WEEK" anyway and I'm expressing my love. Go read her blog, DO IT NOW!!!!! She love you long time...

CABLE MODEM

One of my new best friends...

My cable modem took a dump on me yesterday. It was a Toshiba PCX 1100 and had worked kind of poorly most of the time I had it. It's been playing this invisibility game with my computer ever since I've had it. Works for a while then the computer can no longer recognize it and I have no connection. Yesterday it decided it wasn't going to work for more than five minutes at a time. That was it, I threw that piece of shit in the trash. I now have a new Linksys BEFCMU10 cable modem and everything seems to be working fine.

A NICE DAY OFF

Dead Baby Dress Up Fun!!!

I'm spending my day off being lazy and just plain fucking around. Notice the super hero I created via This Is A Cry For Help under the Super Hero Baby Dress up game. I love this site! Anyway, I'm still feeling a little sick due to this cold. I'm starving as well, I need to go make lunch soon.

MIRANDA

Miranda brought home her first failing grades ever this week. She's been a A and B student, always. Suddenly she misses a test, and some other stuff in Spanish. She also has a crush on a boy but doesn't know I know. His name is Pedro and I'm not telling her how I found out. This shit comes to an end now or I'm going to have to become an un-cool dad and take some things away.

Our house is back to normal. Click on picture for larger view.

THE COMMON COLD

It's been a great four days!

Ah, what can be said of the common cold? It sucks! Started feeling sick Thursday night and was pretty sick all day Saturday. Been working a lot of hours as of late as well. I feel pretty good today though and I'm just about to go to bed to to get a decent amount of sleep so that I can kill this thing.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

It was Miranda's Birthday today. She's 14 years old now. Fuck, I'm starting to feel old.

JOB

May be applying for a new job within a couple of weeks. Will keep you all posted. It would be a good opportunity for me in the long run. We shall see.

Only had an hour for a break from work and what am I doing to kill my time?

PRAISE THE LORD!

Yes Jesus loves me, the Bible tells me so...

So Paul Crouch, the owner and preacher on TBN, [CLICK HERE FOR STORY] paid some drug addict almost half a million dollars so that he wouldn't sue him and would also keep quite about the gay sex they were having? All I am going to say about this is that I'm not surprised. Have you ever watched this buffoon on television before? Are people really that fucking stupid? Would you really send this pasty douche bag money? What would Jesus do? If I were Jesus I would kick his ass just for pimping me out on a daily basis.

SUPER SIZE ME BITCH!

I wanted a super sized Big Mac meal today but was informed that they no longer give you super sized french fries because some fat guy tried to sue Mc Donald's for making him fat. Give me a fucking break! You have a choice, eat at Mc D's or don't eat at Micky D's. Oh, try and get your fat ass a salad once in a while you fat fucker! I'm tired of you lazy fuckers fucking up my daily existence. I can't have super sized french fries now because of some lazy, greedy, fat fucker. I can't watch Beavis and Butthead say the word FIRE because some little needle dicked no brain dip shit kid lit his house on fire. I can't listen to my favorite music without being warned because Tipper Gore got her twat all knotted up over some Twisted Sister songs. Get some self control you worthless assholes! Stop fucking things up for the rest of us who are smart enough to know better. Now why don't you go and give that Drano enema a try and see what happens, stupid fucks.

3 YEARS LATER...

And who stood to get rich over all this? 

It was three years ago today that I woke up to my alarm clock and a very distraught looking Miranda. I had told her the night before that I needed sleep because I had been working so much and that I didn't care what happen she was informed not to wake me up, under any circumstances. "You had better come an see what's happening on t.v. dad, I think something blew up." I couldn't focus very well, I had only had about six hours of sleep and I was very groggy. "What the fuck is this?" I thought to myself as I looked at the first tower smoking. "Holy Shit! They must  have bombed the World Trade Center again!" I said out loud. Then another angle showed the second tower along with the first, both smoking. "Holy Fuck! They bombed both buildings!" I exclaimed putting my hand over my mouth and kind of not believing anything I was seeing. Then they started playing another tape of the second plain hitting the second tower. I sat down and must have said the words FUCK and HOLY SHIT over and over. I remember telling the kids how bad this was, how this was going to affect the economy. In a haze I remember getting Miranda to school and Brandon to Tia Lina's house because he hadn't started school quite yet. Then getting to work and seeing the horrified faces not just of my fellow co-workers but also of the guest we had sitting in the ballroom watching the news on big screen televisions that were set up for presentations of new technologies, not mass mayhem and destruction. Awe and disbelief covered the faces of the many people sitting there staring while others wept and tried to make phone calls on the cellular phones. I was given the option of going home but chose to stay and try and feed the few clients that had shown up to be fed. I remember thinking to myself, and even telling a few people that this was the best day of Gary Condit's life. He had been the focus of the media and they were relentless. I think I called it when I said nobody would even remember his name after that day. There were a lot of rumors floating around on the news, a lot of confusion, I knew I wouldn't be sleeping much that night. I stayed up most of the night and laid on the sofa all the next day totally in shock. Three years later and I know a few things about our President that doesn't sit well with me. I'm sickened by it to tell you the truth. I'm going to spend the majority of the day watching memorial shows and then later at work I'll be feeding the crew that is setting up a show for a big name car company that is in house that I won't mention, but I will say they make high end automobiles and it starts with the letter V. It's going to be a busy week. Oh, and one last thing (tangent), are you going to be surprised when they wheel out Bin Laden right before the election and pretend that he has just been caught? Call it another prediction.

I'M THE DEVIL!

Mr. Devil to you... 

I won tickets to go see RESIDENT EVIL II: THE APOCALYPSE today. The FRANK SHOW on KFMA was asking people to call in and confess the most evil thing they had ever done. I didn't have anything real evil, but I did call about what I used to do back in the mid 80's when I was really bored. I would call up a certain Catholic church and leave messages on their answering machine with an altered voice. I would use a pitch shifter to make my voice real deep and scary and then would leave a message from Satan about how I really wanted some tasty wafers to go with my Cheese Wiz. I would also call up some place called Carpet Crafts or Carpet Crafters (it's been 20 years) at night and leave messages in the same voice as the Carpet Craft Master. I would tell them to steal the souls of the un-expecting with their weaving skills. I was bored and stoned on a regular basis back then.

TILE

Dining area 

It's finally done! Looks nice, Doesn't it?

FUCK MICROSOFT!

Thanks you Bill G. for crashing my computer and causing the loss of a lot of valuable data. Your latest service pack surely did service me. The next best thing to you servicing me would have been a lightly greased fist penetrating my ass at mach speeds. Thanks for the fist fucking and frustration Bill. Fucking Bastard!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Well, it goes like this. My damn windows update thing has been bugging the hell out of me about the new service pack update. I decided to give in. Windows then proceeded to change things around, install a bunch of things, and then render my computer useless upon reboot. I couldn't even get a simple DOS prompt (C:\) and after two hours on the phone, most of that waiting to talk to someone, I just gave up and used the recovery disk that set my computer up to the factory settings. Well, this erased everything. Pictures, games, porn, you name it! The kicker in this whole thing is Microsoft tech support is out of India! YES, India!!! The poor lady on the other end had no clue what was going on, could only read what her computer monitor was telling her to repeat, and was absolutely no help. Well, at least the tile work in my house should be done by tomorrow. I've got that going for me!