Friday, September 10, 2004

3 YEARS LATER...



And who stood to get rich over all this? Posted by Hello

It was three years ago today that I woke up to my alarm clock and a very distraught looking Miranda. I had told her the night before that I needed sleep because I had been working so much and that I didn't care what happen she was informed not to wake me up, under any circumstances. "You had better come an see what's happening on t.v. dad, I think something blew up." I couldn't focus very well, I had only had about six hours of sleep and I was very groggy. "What the fuck is this?" I thought to myself as I looked at the first tower smoking. "Holy Shit! They must  have bombed the World Trade Center again!" I said out loud. Then another angle showed the second tower along with the first, both smoking. "Holy Fuck! They bombed both buildings!" I exclaimed putting my hand over my mouth and kind of not believing anything I was seeing. Then they started playing another tape of the second plain hitting the second tower. I sat down and must have said the words FUCK and HOLY SHIT over and over. I remember telling the kids how bad this was, how this was going to affect the economy. In a haze I remember getting Miranda to school and Brandon to Tia Lina's house because he hadn't started school quite yet. Then getting to work and seeing the horrified faces not just of my fellow co-workers but also of the guest we had sitting in the ballroom watching the news on big screen televisions that were set up for presentations of new technologies, not mass mayhem and destruction. Awe and disbelief covered the faces of the many people sitting there staring while others wept and tried to make phone calls on the cellular phones. I was given the option of going home but chose to stay and try and feed the few clients that had shown up to be fed. I remember thinking to myself, and even telling a few people that this was the best day of Gary Condit's life. He had been the focus of the media and they were relentless. I think I called it when I said nobody would even remember his name after that day. There were a lot of rumors floating around on the news, a lot of confusion, I knew I wouldn't be sleeping much that night. I stayed up most of the night and laid on the sofa all the next day totally in shock. Three years later and I know a few things about our President that doesn't sit well with me. I'm sickened by it to tell you the truth. I'm going to spend the majority of the day watching memorial shows and then later at work I'll be feeding the crew that is setting up a show for a big name car company that is in house that I won't mention, but I will say they make high end automobiles and it starts with the letter V. It's going to be a busy week. Oh, and one last thing (tangent), are you going to be surprised when they wheel out Bin Laden right before the election and pretend that he has just been caught? Call it another prediction.

Thursday, September 09, 2004

I'M THE DEVIL!



Mr. Devil to you... Posted by Hello

I won tickets to go see RESIDENT EVIL II: THE APOCALYPSE today. The FRANK SHOW on KFMA was asking people to call in and confess the most evil thing they had ever done. I didn't have anything real evil, but I did call about what I used to do back in the mid 80's when I was really bored. I would call up a certain Catholic church and leave messages on their answering machine with an altered voice. I would use a pitch shifter to make my voice real deep and scary and then would leave a message from Satan about how I really wanted some tasty wafers to go with my Cheese Wiz. I would also call up some place called Carpet Crafts or Carpet Crafters (it's been 20 years) at night and leave messages in the same voice as the Carpet Craft Master. I would tell them to steal the souls of the un-expecting with their weaving skills. I was bored and stoned on a regular basis back then.


TILE



Dining area Posted by Hello

It's finally done! Looks nice, Doesn't it?

Friday, September 03, 2004

FUCK MICROSOFT!


Thanks you Bill G. for crashing my computer and causing the loss of a lot of valuable data. Your latest service pack surely did service me. The next best thing to you servicing me would have been a lightly greased fist penetrating my ass at mach speeds. Thanks for the fist fucking and frustration Bill. Fucking Bastard!


WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?


Well, it goes like this. My damn windows update thing has been bugging the hell out of me about the new service pack update. I decided to give in. Windows then proceeded to change things around, install a bunch of things, and then render my computer useless upon reboot. I couldn't even get a simple DOS prompt (C:\) and after two hours on the phone, most of that waiting to talk to someone, I just gave up and used the recovery disk that set my computer up to the factory settings. Well, this erased everything. Pictures, games, porn, you name it! The kicker in this whole thing is Microsoft tech support is out of India! YES, India!!! The poor lady on the other end had no clue what was going on, could only read what her computer monitor was telling her to repeat, and was absolutely no help. Well, at least the tile work in my house should be done by tomorrow. I've got that going for me!

Tuesday, August 31, 2004

WAITING FOR THE WIND


By: Joe Oxford
(Written on a BBS around 1993)



Texas corncob built for two,
Week long bike race inside a zoo,
Melvin the monkey isn't quite through,
Waiting for the wind.


Velvet turnpike makes your head spin,
Nocturnal outpost soon lets you in,
Last in the game but your going to win,
Waiting for the wind.


Rain isn't welcome and sky turns to grey,
Things are all wrong but it's going my way,
Sad song blue bird is wasting the day,
Waiting for the wind.


Motionless potion sets a new trend,
Spilt on the carpet invoking a friend,
Soon never comes thus beginning the end,
Waiting for the wind.

Sunday, August 29, 2004

RELIGION & POLITICS


It's funny how just about every time I speak about religion or politics that I get o comments and the hits on my page fall. Just an observation. Should I just can it on those subjects? Please comment. It's not that I'm going to censor myself or anything like that but I am curious what parts from my life your interested in reading. And if your my brother reading this, e-mail me or leave a comment with your e-mail in it so I have it. Don't think I have the one your using now.


BORED!


I'm pretty bored. I'm also in need of some really hot sex!!! Any takers? Seriously! Last time I had sex (with a person) was about two weeks ago, but it was pretty intense. I can honestly say that doesn't happen often here. I know you all wanted to hear about how horned up I am but I can't help it. I need to go buy some porn on DVD or something.


HOT NATIVE AMERICAN


I saw the most stunning native American girl ever coming out of the new Starbucks coffee place near my home. Absolutely stunning! That's all I have to say about that...


EXPERIMENT


I get most of my hits on this page from perverts. It's true! Because of my foul mouth and weird combination of words I get hits on this page looking for all sorts of weird stuff. So just to see what more I can attract on this page, here is a random assortment of words. Dick, ice, lube, monkey, ass, hot, pickle, tangy, mom, hole, pruned, sheep, fat, sucking, tits, mountain, piss, canned, anal, price tag, flaming, stripping, Asian, free, webcam, loose, hamster.


TILE


Almost done, man! I can't wait!! Looks nice though.

Thursday, August 26, 2004


Sorry to be all political all of a sudden, but the truth hurts! Posted by Hello

Wednesday, August 25, 2004


Asshole Posted by Hello

WHAT A DICK


His actions are still speaking for him. I have nothing nice to say about this guy other than I can't wait for someone else to take his place. He's fucking us so FUCK HIM! Truly a prick.


WEIRD AT WORK


It was a weird night at work tonight. A major cosmetics company (who I won't mention, but it's one of the big ones) was unveiling their new perfume tonight to local retailers. They got free drinks and hor'dourves and completely doused with this new fragrance.It was very much like a pep rally and it was almost too much at one point. They had two dancers, one female and one extremely narcissistic gay male dancer. Dude, get over yourself! So anyway, right in the middle of their dance routine the fire alarm goes off and stays on for a good five minutes. The sweet smell of this extremely expensive perfume, the herky-jerky dancing enhanced with the fire alarm, and the cheesy early 90's dance music made for one of the most surreal moments I've ever had at work.

Sunday, August 22, 2004


Used Condoms for sale at AMAZON!!! Posted by Hello

Did you know you can buy used condoms at Amazon? I took a screen shot, click on the picture to inlarge.


E FUCKING Z Posted by Hello

I don't know what to say about this. I think shaving the words dumb and ass would have been more fitting. Seriously!

Saturday, August 21, 2004


Before & During Posted by Hello

Brandon standing in the living room talking with the guys doing the tile. It's turning out really nice, going to be well worth it in the long run. Click on the picture for a larger view.


For Christmas PLEASE!!! Posted by Hello

NICE!!


Yes, I'm easy to please so if you want to know what I want for Christmas you won't have to ask.


BULLSHIT


Have you ever watched Penn & Teller's BULLSHIT!? It's my new favorite show on television. Sure I don't agree with everything they say but they have a lot of good points. The two best shows I've seen so far were the shows on obscenity, and the bible. Check it out if you have a chance.


TILE


The tile is being put in as we speak, guess I'll be stuck in here playing poker and various other games to keep myself occupied. Moving furniture sucks cock! Glad this is the only time I'll be doing this. I'll save money on carpet cleaning and replacement of carpet. I was spending about $400 a year to have it cleaned. Oh no, the loud Mexican radio just kicked in. It's going to be a long day1

Friday, August 20, 2004


The Prince of Darkness! Posted by Hello

WTF?


What in hell's name is up with this guy? Not sure if he was feeling evil or just plain sassy! I guess that's what happens when you have too much free time and a digital camera. Forgive me for posting that picture but I just had to do it, and yes I did censor the naughty bits. Oh, and there wasn't that much to censor, I thought I would add extra cover to give the illusion of a giant vampire penis.


TILE


We are finally getting this house tiled starting tomorrow! Can't wait to have a normal looking house again. What is going to be the hitch in this though? Something always goes wrong. What will it be? Stay tuned...

Thursday, August 19, 2004


RedRuM Posted by Hello

FUNNY STUFF


Here are some funny things I've seen recently. The first one was found via The Dark Angel Chronicles. It's Angry Alien Productions. There are bunnies acting out movies in thirty seconds. I like The Shining the best. Also, check out the Happy Tree Friends page. Kind of sick but perversely funny.


FIREHOUSE


Was just about asleep last night when I smelled something burning. My first reaction was, "Shit, the house is on fire!" Then I hear the fire department racing down the street. I got my pants on real quick an walked down the street where a neighbors house was burning pretty fiercely. So I go back home, not much I can do. This morning I go by the house and you can't even tell from the outside that it had been on fire. Weird.


KNEE


My knee is pretty fucked up still. I'm going to need to see a specialist about it. Not to happy about this. I can walk okay but if I bend it a certain way or move just the wrong way it hurts. Not good.

Friday, August 13, 2004

I'M BACK



Nebraska Cows Posted by Hello

Yes, good to be back! Vacation was good, but short this year. Josie even had a good time so that is a good sign. Stayed in the crack house again, and nothing weird happened this year. Saw a lot of people I haven't seen in years so that was good. Played poker with my brothers and just hung out for the most part. Did a little bit of the reunion part on the trip back but was more there to see my brothers and parents and to relax. I also had time to let my knee heal from the fall I had on my birthday. It's pretty much back to normal now. The bad thing about the trip is the 22 hours of driving in either direction. Other bad stuff about the trip is the demands and or pressure that was being put on my mother by others who had no clue they were doing any such thing. I say respect other peoples homes and keep the bitching and whining to a minimum. Also, nobody likes tightwad moochers. If you read this and think it's about you, chances are it is. Start thinking a little and don't be so fucking self absorbed. Maybe you should start offering to pay for things once in a while.Also, if you mooch don't be afraid to help around the house and maybe do some dishes once in a while. Oh, there is just as much talk going on behind your backs about you as your doing about others.


R.I.P.


Rick James is dead as is Julia Child. It always happens in threes so who's next, or am I missing  someone here?

Sunday, August 01, 2004


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DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!


She's out of here! They moved Josie's mom into her own apartment yesterday but not without a lot of complaining. They tried to make Josie feel bad about the whole thing. Still, not a single one of them want her living with them. We gave her mom a couch and a television, and then her family tried to get us to chip in for groceries. What happened to her food stamps? Oh, Nancy (Josie's half-sister) used all $200 for her own use. I'm so glad this isn't going to be on my doorstep on a daily basis from here on out. As a matter of fact, I'm turning the computer off here in a second so that I can move it back into my den. I'm very happy about having my freedom back. I will not be taking anyone into my home anytime soon.


BIRTHDAY TWIST


The 27th was my birthday and I had to work. Well, I only worked 20 minutes before I tripped and sprang my knee. Happy fucking birthday! So I've spent some quality time sitting down and playing the expansion set of Diablo II. I went to the doctor and he said to stay off of the knee. No duh! I also lost more weight so I'm now at 228 lbs. with 48 more to lose.


NEBRASKA


We are off to the Glendy family reunion this week in Burwell Nebraska. I'll be hanging out with my favorite cousins my brothers, and many people I've never even met. It's going to be a blast! I'm also staying in the haunted crack house again. This time I'll have pictures so that you can see this place first hand. This might be he last post for about a week and a half, stay tuned for pictures and stories.

Tuesday, July 27, 2004

NICE RAINY DAY!



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This was the view from my back yard today. We had a nice little rain and  the most perfect rainbow I've ever seen! Took the pictures with my new digital camera.


I'M A DUMB FUCK!


I stabbed myself by accident today. I have cut myself with a knife before, but neverstabbed myself. I was trying to put a hole in a can to relieve pressure (so the food would come out easily) and missed the can. I now have a hole on my left hand between my thumb and index finger. Yes, it's deep and it hurts.

Friday, July 23, 2004


Last test of new photo blog tool Posted by Hello

INSOMNIA SUCKS


Can't sleep!!! It's early in the morning and I have a full day of work ahead and I'm not even going to get three hours of sleep! SHIT!!!!! Josie's mom will be moving into an apartment in a few days. Very happy about that. She farted today and we had to open up the doors and turn the swamp cooler on high. No lie!

Monday, July 19, 2004

JULIYA CHERNETSKY



Played a ton of Diablo II this week. I have my Necromancer up to level 47! I know, who cares... I also got an e-mail from Juliya Chernetsky's publicist asking if I want to do an interview with her. How fucking rad is that? If you have any questions you want answered you should e-mail me with questions about said topic in the subject line. More than likely it will be done via e-mail seeing I don't have the storage space to place mp3s or wave files or even a recording device for phones.


HERE IT IS!



Okay, here's the picture of me with the goatee. Only one person hates it, and it just happens to be Josie. Yes, the hair get's cut tomorrow.


CRAZY WEEK


Lot's of shit hitting the fan this week! It was to be a quiet week off from work with privacy and nothing more that being lazy, watching television, listening to music, playing video games, and eating popcorn. Well, first thing that goes wrong is that Josie's mom get's dropped off on our doorstep and left there like a homeless dog. Seems that her big mouth got her thrown out of her daughters house (three homes in one year!) in record time. The same daughter that bitched and whined when I got Alice her own apartment a couple of months ago, the same daughter that thought we were doing some kind of injustice to their mother when I was only helping. Well, same shit different day! Alice has the bad habit of creating drama for the sake of entertainment, her own entertainment. Just like she did with us she went around telling people the problems that were going on over there and making up shit in the process to make it seem interesting. Well, I'm not playing this game! I told Josie her mom is out of here by the first of August, furniture and all! I got her an apartment once, went to great lengths to help her out only to be repaid with disrespect. So fuck her! I haven't said one word to her since she's been here. Oh, and a heartfelt thanks to her for pissing all over our furniture! FUCK!


So with that going on Brandon started getting sick about six days ago. He had a really high fever of 103.5` F and I almost rushed him to the ER but was able to get his fever down quickly to about 101` F. Then little red marks all over! Ah, chicken pox!!! So he still had a fever going two days latter but it wasn't chicken pox, it turned into hives and he was covered with them. So one doctor visit later we find out he has Strep and that is causing the massive rash all over. So now he is back to normal and no longer looks like a leper. So that was my crazy week.

Saturday, July 03, 2004

HAPPY FOURTH!!


Not a whole lot going on other than playing Diablo II a lot and being lazy. I do have to work this weekend though, and even have some work this week coming up. Oh, I am growing a goatee! First time ever, I'll post a picture soon, got to let it grow a bit more. Other than that I don't have much to write about, stay tuned...

Monday, June 28, 2004

DREAM WEIRDNESS


This is strange, but true. I had a dream a couple of nights ago about a co-worker. In reality her father was murdered execution style just before Christmas last year. I haven't really talked to her much about it because I know it's a hard subject for her to tackle. Anyway, in this dream I was standing outside in the back yard of a house much like the Meckel house across the ally from where I grew up in Nebraska. Kathy was standing there and she had this decorated black box with the lid removed and she was talking into it as if she were having some kind of conversation. Kathy hands the box to me and I listen but hear noting. I give the box back to her and she continues the conversation. She turns to me and tells me it's her father talking to her from the other side and she wants me to decipher what he is telling her. I listen again and hear nothing. She takes the box and talks for a while, hands it to me and asks me to tell her dad what he needs to do. I tell him to look for YHWH (Yahweh, the Hebrew name for the creator) and to go into the white light. I say this several times and then the dream sifts to us trying to contact him via the internet. I connect to some Yahoo based chat room where there is a lot of this typed:



[blah] [blah] [blah] [blah] [blah] [blah] [blah]
[blah] [blah] [blah] [blah] [blah] [blah] [blah]
[blah] [blah] [blah] [blah] [blah] [blah] [blah]
[blah] [blah] [blah] [blah] [blah] [blah] [blah]



I learn by clicking on the the word blah I get this garbled mess that is some kind of message from her dad. I finally decipher some of the text and find that he is saying that it's raining where he is at. Two Christians from work are suddenly there and are telling us that he is in hell. I become upset and argue that it would be silly to think that it would be raining in hell. That is all I remember about the dream.


So where does it get weird? Well, it was such a vivid dream that it stuck with me much of the day then I had to work later on and saw Kathy and called her over. I explained that I had to tell her about the dream even though it might upset her but she was all for it so I told her. She was absolutely shocked and put her hand over her mouth. She then went on to tell me that she had just been up to Phoenix and that they had just recently put the remains of her cremated father into the black box that I had described to her and that just last weekend she had been standing next to it and talking into it to her father. This totally gave me goose bumps and made the hair on my neck stand up! I didn't know he had been cremated or anything about that box. This is just another chapter in my strange little life.


FAHRENHEIT 9/11


GO SEE THIS MOVIE!!!! Well worth the $5.25 I paid to see this movie. It only confirmed a lot of what I knew or felt and exposed more things I didn't know about. I won't spoil it for you but I encourage everyone to go see this. I went to go see this with Jimmy Rocker and D. Jimmy Rocker left right afterward so he could go home and pack for his trip to Thailand and then D. and I decided to sneak in to see THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. Holy cow, what a piece of shit movie that is. We walked out within 15 minutes because it was so stupid. I won't spoil that one either but I'll beg you not to see it and save your money. It's an insult to your intelligence, trust me.

Thursday, June 24, 2004

THIS BLOG


Lot's of time off means that I should have plenty of time to ramble about nothing on this blog. Stay tuned, I'm going to shave my ass and post pictures of it try and post something a little more witty and interesting. I'll try.


FAHRENHEIT 911


It's out tomorrow! I'll be going to see it with Dennis B. next week sometime. I'm pretty excited about this movie and I hope it makes an impact.


CRAWL


Work has slowed down to a crawl, and next week it's slowing down to a twitch. Less money will be coming in but I'm ready for time off. Guess it's time to do some reading! If I just had my computer room back I would be all set. Josie's mom needs to come and get her stuff soon or I'm going to give it to Miranda.


UNCLE PERVEY


Man, I attract a lot of perverts here! Here is another list of lovely searches that directed droves of unsavory people to my page:



Girls Naked Ass
Pictures of the Pentacle
Reverend Warren Moon
Secret Fraternity Ritual
Nasty Photos of Mom While She Sleeps
Will a Hand Fit Into a Vagina
Where Can I See Videos of Americans Being Beheaded
"The Locker" GPO
Guy Beheaded
Tucson, Brazilian Wax
Quinceanera
Anna Chlumsky
Lady WWF Nude
Females Talking About First Time Masturbation
WWW.LEFTHANDKIDS.COM

and tons of people searching for:
Juliya Chernetsky Nude, Naked, ETC.....
I'm sure there aren't any pictures of Juliya naked that are circulating so ease up a bit there people!

Monday, June 21, 2004

FATHERS DAY


It that what that was? From all the yelling and fighting I would have never guessed. Things got out of hand because of an argument over Brandon throwing a fit. Nice. We were going out to eat and Brandon couldn't wait 5 minutes till we got there to get a drink and started having a hissy. I told him to stop and then all of a sudden I'm picking on him again (Josie always says that when he gets in trouble for throwing a fit). Josie goes into her one and only defense, "Let's get a divorce." Even nicer. Things did mellow out but what a fucked up day that was. We never did go out to eat and I isolated myself for the majority of the day. Brandon is on my shit list. Think I'll try this on Mothersday.

Thursday, June 17, 2004

SEARCH THIS


Just a few things people were searching for and found this page as of late:

WILLIAM HUNG TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME
ANNA CHLUMSKY PANTIES MY GIRL PHOTOS
MALE FEMALE SYMBOL
OFFICE SEX TALES
PISSY PANTIES
JULIYA CHERNETSKY
SHITTING TALES
LEFT HAND PATH
TERADACTYL PICTURE DINOSAUR
GI JOE PARODY CARTOONS
VAGINA TALES
TALES OF THE VAGINA
ODELAY VATO
PENTACLE RING
WILD STACY KEIBLER NUDE PHOTOS
FUCKHOUNDS


Anyway, that is just a few. There were even searches for shoving peaches into my vagina, more searches for Elisabeth Smart, etc. Your a sick bunch of people!


2O YEAR ANNIVERSARY


Got another letter asking if I was going to attend my 20 year graduation reunion. My answer is, FUCK YOU! I really didn't have a single friend in my graduating class, my friends we either in the classes above or below. And some of the people I hung out with and thought were my friends turned out to be self-centered cock munches anyway. I didn't like a lot of you back then and I'm sure 20 years isn't going to change a thing. I didn't fit into your little redneck community and though something was wrong with me. Well, it turns out that after I moved away I found out there wasn't a single thing wrong with me, I fit in fine in the city. It turned out that it was all of you backwards redneck fuckers that were the problem. Have a nice life and kindly fuck off once again, thanks....

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

DUH....


Not much to say, kind of late. CLICK HERE for another lovely movie. I don't know what I was thinking.....

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

WELCOME!



Check out this link for a special welcome movie I made for all of you to enjoy!


ONLINE MUSIC


Just wanted to say that I love iTUNES and absolutely hate Sony Connect service. Sony has no clue what they are doing with this service, totally out of sync with the consumer and about as user unfriendly as it can get. Hearken my warning oh internet traveler and stay away from the Connect service. iTUNES on the other hand is great, even if you have to traverse their music format.


SPASTIC AND SCARED


Brandon isn't sleeping in his bed these days. Spastic by day, scared by night. He's too scared to sleep by himself thanks to the makers of the RESIDENT EVIL video game. This is reeking havoc on my sex life (not that there is much of one) and I'm a tad pissed off. On the other hand I'm sleeping well when I do get to sleep because there isn't anybody to roll over and tell me I'm snoring.


SLOTH


Work is slowing down and I'm enjoying not having to do much of anything. I wish my tile was in so that I could hook up my stereo and listen to music. I'm great at wasting time by the way!


MOVIE


Bruce Almighty? WTF??? What a load of shit. It had a lot of potential but the religious tone ruined it for me. OH GOD was a better movie than this. I'll quit bitching now...

Sunday, June 13, 2004

DREAM WEIRDNESS


MONSTER SITCOM


Wow! Last night's dream was about the weirdest I've had in a while.First I was dreaming that I was staying overnight in some strange house. My girlfriend is Josie and she is afraid the big thing that has been making noise is going to harm me in some way. The room is in the back and has a fireplace. The image of a rat that has been duct taped is associated with this part of the dream, that must be the thing that was making the noise. Like it was dropping to the floor or something. I then start Dreaming I am on a sitcom where a stinky monster lives in my girlfriends (in this sitcom) basement. Josie just happened to be my girlfriend in this part of the dream too but is quickly replaced by some white girl at some point in the dream. In the dream if you touch the monster you became just like it. I am delivering newspapers or something and I, being nosy, sneaked into the house and touched the monster and became like him. Then in a dream sequence(within the show, remember this is a sitcom) I had a twilight zone like experience where an operation (preformed by the monster himself) was performed on me to make me like everyone else who is normal in the world. In this basement world every one was like the monster, but I woke up in the dream and found out I was ok. I thanked the monster, and he thanked me back. This is all taking place at the top of a carpeted stairwell that leads down into basement. The monster would leave this trail of black stuff trailing behind him that looked like the black magnetic graphite powder you see in those kids toys where you draw the faces. The smell emanating from him was putrid as hell. It  was somewhere between the smell rotting dead flesh and soup. To keep the monster at bay you had to vacuum the black stuff up. I got all of it up, and as I was finishing the girlfriends daughter proceeds to almost go down the steps to the basement which is located in the girlfriends bedroom. By the way this girlfriend that has replaced Josie is white. During the dream it was revealed that the monster had formed from mutating mold and goo from her swimming pool that never got cleaned. I had fallen in somehow and became infected. The monster may have been John Lithgow the actor.


BACK TO NORMAL


Things have gotten somewhat back to normal here. Josie's mom is gone, there's less stress on her and that means less yelling. My sex life is nonexistent still, unless random bouts of masturbation count. Won't bother you with details unless your really have to know. Brandon got the RESIDENT EVIL disk for his game cube a week ago and the zombie's in the game have scared him so bad that he won't sleep in his room. I've been sleeping in his bed for about four or five days now. Needless to say, we took that game back and got him one of the ZELDA games. Much better! The symptoms that were making me ill have gone away. I must have ingested Aspartame (nutra-sweet) last week. It really makes me sick, destroys my equilibrium and makes me fell like there's a balloon inflated in my forehead. No idea how it got into anything I ate or drank. Quit drinking soda for the most part and have been making Kool-Aid instead. Nothing else really going on so I'll wrap this up.

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

NEWSFLASH!




THIS JUST IN: Josie's mom moved out of our house, physically anyway. Her furniture is still here but only for a short while. She said she felt better and wanted to get an apartment of her own. We took her to the place she wanted to live and got her qualified to move in and she signed a lease. This pissed everybody off and they all bitched and moaned about what to do but none of them wanted to step and take care of her. Then two days later the family decides she's too old and sick to be living by herself and then she moved in with her daughter Nancy. Now they have to get out of the lease and all that but I don't give a shit, it's out of my hands at this point. Those people can never do anything correctly, it's always half-assed no matter what the situation is. It sure is nice to have privacy again though! I can't wait to get my computer room back!


WORK


Oh, I'm just tired. Too much work, too many days. I can't wait for it to slow down a bit. Most of the shit seems to have settled for now. Only one nasty still being real nasty but I'm not turning my back for one second. I'm going to win this.


SORRY


I'll try to post something of worth in the days coming up. It's been too much with work, Josie's mom, I haven't been feeling well, and did I mention work?

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

PROPS



Sometimes you find a real gem and then feel a wee bit like a silly little schoolgirl who just happened to get that action figure Barbie that you've wanted for months. Well, today I'm that schoolgirl! While surfing aimlessly around the web looking for free exciting music I stumbled upon a band called Ex-Girl. You can go to to their page at www.alternativetentacles.com and listen to free MP3 files. My favorite by far is called "Rocket Keronian." I'm buying this motherfucker tonight so don't you fret. I dare you go go listen to those three songs, double dog fucking dare you, beeyatch!


THE LORD


Christian group in house tonight. All I can say is, "Just shut the fuck up!" I hate having to stand there while these groups pray before meals, I hate it even more when the prayer turns in to  a sob saturated rant about how the United States has gods squeal of approval, and that we are above every nation, and that we are a rich country because of this. BULLOCKS! This mindset is dangerous, it's the reason wars exist. Now I'll shut the fuck up.

Tuesday, June 01, 2004

WELL HUNG PENIS



Anybody hear William Hung singing Take Me Out To The Ballgame on television the past couple of days? Fucking hilarious! Not only is he oblivious to the fact that he can't carry a tune, he isn't fully aware he mispronounces words sometimes. Her is a small MP3 of the first few bars of the song. William really wants you to buy him some penis!


CLICK HERE ** PENIS SONG ** CLICK HERE


Makes me want to run out and get some cracker jacks and some... uh...

PAYING FOR MUSIC



I'm all for it, and I've even been doing it as of late. I just paid $1.07 for the Unplugged version of Lake of Fire by Nirvana joined by the people who penned that lovely tune, the Meat Puppets. Well, I've hit the wall on 80% of the songs I wanted to pay for. Jackson Brown's Boulevard, good luck finding that. Heart and Soul by T'pau, not happening. I could write the list of tunes on here but that's too involved at the moment. So what am I getting at? Well, I'm tired of the music industry bitching and complaining about music theft. Hey, I've got a brilliant idea, lower the cost of your fucking over priced music and maybe make more of it available! I would spend a whole lot more money if you would make it cheaper for MP3 files, it's not like they are CD quality anyway. And the M4P format is easy enough to get around because I prefer the MP3 format anyway. I use Winamp (it whips the llamas ass!) because of it's ease of use, it's skinnable, and  I've been a loyal user of their product for many years. It doesn't yet support the format iTUNES uses though. Make your product cheaper and easier to access, it's that simple. Now kindly fuck off and stop sniveling like the trite little greedy bitches that you are. Overpaid fuckhounds...


FUCKED UP WEEKEND


Jesus Crackers and cheese! Nothing could have made this past week any worse, I swear. It started off good on Thursday when  we found Josie's mom an apartment to move into at the same complex where two of her brothers live. I was happy about that because I'm looking forward to having my privacy back and they accepted her application and even helped her out by lowering the rent by ten dollars a month and waving most of the move in costs. Cool shit! Had the next day off, restful and uneventful, Brandon started feeling sick though that night, then a little bit later Josie's mom started feeling ill even though I had no idea. She doesn't talk to me unless it's absolutely necessary. Well, Saturday rolls around and he's not feeling well, and then Alice starts shivering like crazy, almost like convulsions. We rush her to ER and she spends the whole day back there. I was lucky that I took a book because we where there for a hell of a long time. Josie was an emotional mess by the end of the day, and seeing that most of the people in her family are not entirely too bright they didn't help matters much. So she gets admitted to the hospital and spends the night. The next morning I had to take Brandon to see a doctor because his temperature shot up and his throat hurt. I had to call in sick as we soon learned Alice wasn't going home any time soon and in return for their most excellent hospitality they were keeping her gallbladder and running a whole bunch more tests. Well, that was Saturday and now it's Tuesday. She's still in the hospital for this or that reason, and needs someone to watch after her still. That isn't going to happen here because I'm busy at work as is Josie and neither of us can provide the care she needs at the moment. Plus I was already finished with this live in situation before this latest tragedy. This isn't being cold hearted, it's a matter of sanity and keeping my marriage from going into the toilet. I've got enough on my plate the way it is, time for her family to step up and do something!

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

MEANWHILE.....




I'm sorry, I know I haven't updated this bitch in a week but between my new found love, my new computer, and work I really haven't found time to blog. Plus, nothing exciting happened at all this past week worth writing about anyway. We did have a huge mortgage group in house that was about 65% women. The highlight of the week was seeing the little red head with the wild curly hair in a bikini! Can you say tight. Good, now can you say Brazilian wax job. Tight, I said TIGHT! I'm playing Diablo II again just for shits-n-giggles and it's a solid game, tons of fun. I can't wait for a third version of this game!


iTUNES


I'm legit yo! I'm paying for music at iTUNES and I have to say I like iTUNES a whole bunch. I can rip mp3s like mad and it's pretty quick. If your in Tucson you should come over, bring your music and we will have a ripping party! I'll buy the alcohol and food, you bring your sorry ass and some cool music. Anyway, the one thing I don't like is that the songs I've downloaded so far are in MP4 format and even though I know how to rip them into MP3s I'm wondering if that's the only format you can download onto your computer.


DREAM WEIRDNESS


I was an extremely attractive Arabic woman two nights ago in one of my dreams. It was a very restless sleep I was having and the closer I came to waking up the more attractive I became. Very weird. I also woke myself up talking in my sleep a couple of nights ago. I was praising someone's actions, telling them that they were doing a good job.


TODAY'S COOL TUNES



Cthulhu Dawn - Cradle of Filth
Reptila - The Strokes
Shake Your Groove Thing - Peaches & Herb
Duke of Earl - The Four Tops
Shattered - The Rolling Stones
I'm Free - The Who

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

MOVIE CLIP


Small clip of the kids I made with a bad web cam and my new computer!


-=-ALIEN MOVIE-=-


TALKING VAGINAS &

   POWER OUTAGES



Wow, I'll say it again, WOW! Last night was as surreal and unorthodox as it gets. First thing was that the function I worked just happened to be a working dinner meeting for a local medical group and pharmaceutical company. We were expecting the pharmaceutical representatives to get  up and sell their product but we had no idea what the drug or topic would be. Well, we started putting down salads and dressing them for the client as they came it. The  group was only about twenty people. One lady came in smelling like yesterdays shrimp cocktail that had sat out in the sun all day. ICK! So I prayed she would sit down and politely consider a nice douche. She sat down and I have no idea if she considered the douche or not. The presentation begins, and what they were selling is some kind of estrogen therapy and a new type of vaginally inserted birth control device. That's fine, no one likes a vagina more than I do, but the graphic nature of the dialog that ensued was kind of, I don't know, inappropriate for dinner banter. All was fine and dandy, vagina this and vagina that, dry vagina, wet vagina, bloody vagina, and then a power outage. All went dark. Things were strange enough with pouring people glasses of wine while some 50 something lady talked about everybody's vagina, but then the power outage happened. I even looked around at one point to see where the hidden cameras could be and how long it would be before Allen Funt came around the corner but the power came back on and things were returned back to not so normal. The salad got picked up and we moved on to the entree. More dry vaginas were discussed as well as libido and rubbing viagra cream on ones skin to get you "there" as I drizzled a chile orange reduction sauce atop the filet of beef being served. All of a sudden the speaker started talking about inspecting ones vagina in great detail and talked about how just this very morning she had got out one of her little compact mirrors and inspected...... At that point Shaun and I hightailed it out of the room. It was already a Saturday Night Live skit gone awry but this had topped the cake. Shaun and I giggled like little schoolgirls in the back pantry as their discussion progressed. We made a pact that we were not going back in there until it was time for desert. That portion of the evening had concluded and we went in to clear the room and set up their little desert buffet. In the process one of the ladies came up to me and asked if I had learned anything. In my best Jerry Lewis voice I replied, "BOY! Did I!!" They loaded up on the deserts and proceeded to form small discussion groups. I was on my way out of the room and happened to over hear a sixty year old woman say, "I've noticed that while I insert this into my own vagina I..." I exited the room and didn't go back in.

Saturday, May 15, 2004

NEW COMPUTER



Got my new computer! YAY! Works really good but I still need to install a load of shiznit on it. Half-Life II will be out soon too! I'm pretty damn excited anyway.


DREAM WEIRDNESS


Lot's of weird dreams as of late. I was Vince Neil the lead singer for heavy metal band Motly Crue a few nights ago. Very weird dream were I was singing WILD SIDE and getting the audience to participate. Then last night I dreamt that my dad had bought a new car and I was driving it up in the mountains. Somehow the breaks had failed and it started rolling over a curb and over a cliff. I magically was transported outside the car as it went off and smashed into some rocks. I ran like a raving idiot out to the highway and flagged some people down. I realized as some point that I was dreaming and used the whole lucid dreaming thing to get me out of the trouble I was in. Some guy helped me travel back to the past to save the car, which I did and I drove off after I convinced myself to not park the car near the curb. The current time me drove off but the future me was left stranded in a weird space time continuum paradox. I had to sign contracts to travel in time. It was very weird.


YOU'VE GOT TO GO


Josie's mom has been stirring up some shit. Talking behind our backs saying we have problems in areas where we don't, inviting people who are forbidden to be in our house while we are not around. She's so out in a month it's not even funny!

Thursday, May 13, 2004

LIBRARY POSTS


I'll post later, I'm at the library writing this and I just lost the whole fucking post. TURDS!

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

NEW LOOK!


Yes, got bored with the old look so I'm going with something different. I still
need time to tweak  things a bit but I'm happy with the overall look. Let me know what you think.


VIDEO


I saw the video of that American guy being beheaded. Disturbing, and he didn't see it coming. Don't know what else to say, it's war and that's the kind of shit you have to expect. Very disturbed about it though.


HOLD ON ONE SECOND...


A knock on the door last night, it's a deaf teenage girl wearing a Ramones t-shirt. She needs paper so she can convey what she wants to tell me. She writes that she is looking for her dog. A few seconds later a guy walks buy walking three dogs, two on a leash and one following them. She says that's her dog. Well, the guy tells me he's had this dog for 10 years. After the girl sees the tags she realizes this isn't her dog and they both take off as another person approaches. It's a mentally handicapped person who is looking to ride his bike all the way to the other side of town. I try to explain to him how to get there and he suggests that I follow him all the way over there. Can't do it, Brandon is sleeping and Josie isn't home. He wouldn't listen to me so I just had to walk away from this guy and I go back inside. A knock at the door. It's the guy with the dogs holding a piece of paper saying someone found a small dog. I get the paper, run halfway down the street and give it to the deaf girl. No idea what happened after that but I hope she found her dog.

Monday, May 10, 2004

COMING SOON!



My computer is on it's deathbed. The hard drive isn't working well, it's old, the cpu fan is almost dead as is the power source fan and it's running like crap. So I did what I've wanted to do for almost two years, buy a new computer. Looks nice doesn't it! It's a computer from ABS,  P4 3. OE GHz 800 MHz 1 MB L2 with a 120 Gig hard drive and 512 MB DDR, DVD Recorder, 128 MB Graphics card. Man, I'm stoked! And with Half-Life II coming out soon, oh I'm set!! Envy me beeyatch!


S-E-X


It's funny how whenever I mention sex or anything of that sort the hits on this page go up as well as the comments. I was having a great run this week until the crimson tide rolled ashore! Know what I mean? Things are going to get a whole lot better when Josie's mom moves out and the kids are in school. While on the subject, did I ever mention that the first time Josie and I slept together I was so nervous that my stomach became upset. This gives me gas, always and yes, I farted! I blamed it on the dog who had just wandered into the room. Poor Jo-Jo the dog, always the fall guy, or gal I guess. Well, Josie has never let me live that one down. And the movie that was playing on television was The Tenant by Roman Polanski. Weird movie. Freaked me out because at the time my favorite band was SKINNY PUPPY and they had sampled that movie heavily on their Cleanse, Fold, & Manipulate album. We would be going full speed and some line from the movie would pop up that I recognized and I would freeze for a second. It was a totally weird evening I'll never forget.


COMING SOON II


Well, looks like I'll be back in my computer room before long. Josie's mom is moving out. She wants to go back to a life of random abuse and poverty. So be it, it's beyond my control. No dogs will be allowed in the computer room this time around. It's going to be a clean little den with a ceiling fan, a papason chair, maybe a futon bed, a television set, and a computer of course. I can't wait, I'll be able to listen to the radio and music with no problems. Privacy, I can't wait...


KISS HANKS ASS


Remember Kissing Hanks Ass? Pretty funny! Now someone has made a film short out of it. You can download it HERE but be forewarned it's about 17 MB long so if you don't have broadband it's going to take you a long time to get it.

Wednesday, May 05, 2004

DUBLEYAH



It's sickening that the powers that be are censoring Michael Moore's latest movie because it shows you know who for who he is. Wouldn't want to mess up our tax breaks, would we? Free speech, yeah. So that's the reason we need to keep this buffoon in office? Things have just been peachy since he got into office, and they are getting so much better. I'll stop there, not going to make this a political blog, there are enough of those out there. I'm so sick of the right wing pushing their ideals on us. I spit on your pseudo morality, false fucking half wits! What does W have up his sleeve? He's going to pull something real soon, mark my words!


I BROKE FREE


I called in sick yesterday and I got canceled off of work for today. I was a mess yesterday! An ear infection had my equilibrium all messed up and I couldn't hear well or stand for very long. I slept till 2:00 p.m. as well. The antibiotics kicked in today though and I feel better. So I ended up with three days off and got some rest. I'm so glad I got some time off from work and was able to watch a movie with the kids at home tonight. There are still some nasty days up ahead though. At least I'll have money this summer when there isn't any work at all. Then you'll all have to listen to me bitch about being bored and poor.


THE DEVIL


My wife has been possessed by the devil! A very naughty devil that is!! I have no idea what has gotten into her but I like it what ever it is. Maybe I should stay away from home more often. Very naughty indeed!

Monday, May 03, 2004

ON AND ON.....


Work has still been busier than I would have like it to be. I even kicked two shifts and ended up with almost 60 hours. The combination of long hours and the general environment at work has sucked the life from me, not to mention that the mesquite pollen made me violently ill as well. The doctor gave me a shot of cortisone and that has helped tremendously. Brandon has been getting into some trouble at school all of a sudden. I think he's acting out because I haven't been around the past few weeks. It isn't going to let up until after Mothers Day. Anyway, I'm officially cooked. I need a night out or something. I'll promise to write more on here soon, I just need to get some free time back.

Wednesday, April 28, 2004

I'M STILL HERE


Oh, it's over! That stretch that nearly killed me at work is finally over! I put in way too many hours at work last week. I feel ill and spent. The mesquite trees pollinating isn't helping things either. I feel like I got ran over just after I smoked about 10 packs of cigarettes. Tonight is the last function of this group that has been in house for the past two weeks. It's been good money but I'm glad to see them go. I want some semblance of freedom back in my life. I want a full day off.


DREAM WEIRDNESS


It's been a weird road down dreamland. Lot's of Christian tainted dreams as of late. Also a butt load of doomsday dreams. One of the dreams I had a couple of nights ago was a nuclear blast that caused parts of the mountains to skid into Tucson and wipe out entire city blocks. I just kind of calmly stood by and thought that this isn't a good thing.


WHAT'S THAT?


Take a look at the Interactive Multi-Lingual Demo. Type in sentences and the computer will speak it back to you. Pretty funny! You can even have it speak in Spanish. I've been calling my friends and leaving weird messages on their phone machines.

Thursday, April 22, 2004

NEAR DEATH



Got some sleep last night. This working from 4:15 a.m. to 11:00 p.m. is for the birds. This better be one hell of a tip pool. We have a lot of groups spending a ton of money so it's got to be a good one. The sad thing is that I jump right back into this working all day thing again in about six hours. I will get to sleep Saturday night though. Next week is going to be brutal as well. It's good though, it wasn't so long I was typing here about how poor we were getting from lack of business.


DREAM WEIRDNESS


All my dreams were off the wall last night. The only one I can recall is the one were I was sitting in this huge church with my family. The sermon was about transsexuals and how their sin would damn them to hell. There was a moment of silence and I yell out, "Knock knock!" The preacher asks, "Who's at the door?" I answer back, "I'm a transsexual, can I please come in." Everyone was embarrassed and I was asked to explain why I did this. I told them how hypocritical they all were and they needed to let transsexuals attend their church. This lack of sleep is messing me up mentally.

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

FUCK ME FREDDY!



Triple shift #1, I'm toast. I have a triple shift tomorrow. I can't imagine how they expect us to do a good job at work in these conditions. So be it. I'm only as good as I can be. Tomorrow I'm going to suck, Wednesday I'll be shit. I worked with the new little Japanese girl tonight. Holy shit! I just gave up at one point. She has no clue what she is doing. I'm off to bed to get my three hours of sleep. I'm toast......

Saturday, April 17, 2004

PIMA COUNTY FAIR



Went the fair two nights ago! As you can see it was pretty empty. This picture didn't come out so well either. Opening night isn't the prime night to go I guess. Brandon went on some rides, Miranda didn't want to do anything. We ate nasty food that gave me the shits real bad. We actually ate in the employee area, it was pretty funny. They didn't kick us out and they sold us discount sodas. I ran into a girl I used to work with at Ventana Canyon Resort about 13 years ago. Her name is Robin and she was operating the Karaoke machine in the beer garden. Too funny!


WORK AND HELL


I have more shifts to work starting tomorrow than I've ever had before. I have to be back to work in less than five hours so I won't be sleeping a whole lot tonight. I will be sleeping tomorrow in the afternoon because it will be the last chance for me to get more than a couple of hours sleep until Wednesday! I have a feeling some people will either drop dead at work or get fired this coming week. One of the people I thought would get fired before now almost did the job today. I'm hoping next week is the week this person does themselves in. I will post as often as I can this week. Oh, it's going to be ugly!

Thursday, April 15, 2004

D DAY



Spent Tuesday (my day off) with Dennis. First time I've spent any time with him since he got fired. We had a good time shooting the shit, went bowling and I bowled horribly. I bowled 118 for my first and last games and 126 for the middle game. Horrible. I blame my posture for most of it, and the lanes were too oily and I couldn't get my ball to hook properly. Then we went to the mall to people watch and look around at Boarders. I bought Stephen Kings Dream Catcher and The Green Mile. We ate over priced mall Chinese food, that sucked, then I had to run home and pick up Brandon from School. Then it was off to take Josie to see the Doctor for a routine checkup. He's my doctor as well and gave me a lecture on being overweight and eating smaller portions. I know all of this already, I know I'm overweight, I know I don't exercise enough, I know all of this. Hey, I work around food all day just about every day. It's great food too, it's not your run of the mill hotel food, or even resort food as far as it goes. The food at work is excellent, my wife doesn't cook so I enjoy great food that I don't have to cook when I have the opportunity! I do need to loose weight though.


MILITARY


Who out there is reading this blog that is in the military? I keep getting hits on this blog from a navy computer. Identify yourself!


MORE AND MORE DREAM WEIRDNESS


The weird dreams continue. I was trying to find a clock in my dreams the other night and every time I did the time read different. Spent a long time doing this. Also had a dream where they were making porn movies. The deeper my sleep was the better the movies were, every time I was about to wake up they lessened in quality. Now, there wasn't any porn action in this dream, they were printing the movies to sell. Weird. I will say this one thing, I'm friends with a lot of hot chicks in the dream world, so I've got that going for me.

Sunday, April 11, 2004

HAPPY DAY OF
THE LIVING DEAD



Was it Jesus who came back from the dead or was it this guy? Isn't he dead yet? Man, it's got to be check out time, seriously! This is one of the last people I'd hand my kid over to. That poor little kid.


TUCSON DRIVERS SUCK


I've almost gotten into serious accidents twice in the past two days. Last night I was driving home from work and some asshole with California license plates cuts me off and almost causes me to smash into the median. I was going to post his plate here but I got back at that fucker. I got ahead of him at the next light then slowed down and wouldn't let him pass. I know I got back at him because he tried to follow me home after that. Good fun. Then on the way home today I'm going down far north Craycroft heading south. There is only two lanes and some fuckoff thought it was a good time to pass a car and came at me head on. I had to hit my breaks and go into the dirt or it would have been a head on collision. I so wish I could have turned around and followed that car to the next light! Some motherfucker would have gotten bitch slapped!


DREAM WEIRDNESS


Make it stop! What in the fuck do these aliens want? It's been just about every night as of late. Very weird dreams, too weird to post.. No, no anal probing or anything like that, more like end of the world stuff.

Friday, April 09, 2004

FRESH HOLES



So the FCC is turning into Big Brother. They don't want Howard Stern talking about minty fresh pie holes or anal sex. George Bush and his ilk are using the FCC to play the part of Big Brother, how lovely. And to think that a little nipple started this landslide. I can't believe there are so many people that are offended over this shit. Hell, why don't you all just crawl in a hole with your bibles and wait for the end? Wouldn't it all be better that way? I'm tired of this bullshit pseudo morality. If you don't like it, turn the goddamned channel! It's a lot like my blog, if I offend you then you shouldn't be reading this because I'm one of the godless heathens. You might be lead astray by reading this and you will die a nasty eternity in a fiery pit created by a loving god. Now nobody take that personal! That's only directed at the frightened rabble.  If I were Howard I'd move to satellite and internet radio.


DREAM WEIRDNESS


Boy, very weird. I dreamt that I was sucking up to the cooperate heads over at FUSE for some reason? Maybe it's because I want Juliya Chernetsky in a big way and this was the only way to get her. Who knows. I also had a dream that Paul Numan and James Cahn were in a new movie. They were wearing facials and talking about canning. Now, either I've fucking lost it or I'm being forced to watch way too much Lifetime for women television. The gray aliens have been at the center of my dreams a lot as well.

Wednesday, April 07, 2004

UNDER CONSTRUCTION



We started ripping out all of the carpet and chiseling out the old 1950's style tile that cascades throughout the house underneath it. Ugly, ugly tile! It's this horrid gray color with speckles in it. Ugly! We bought a southwest style of ceramic tile that is going to be placed down and make the house look a whole lot nicer. So we are going to live in a construction zone for the next couple of months. Josie has no idea what she has gotten herself into.


WTF?


In traffic yesterday I look over and this skinny bearded guy next to me at a red light is simulating oral sex on a straw. What in the hell is that all about? Seriously! I wanted to yell something out my window but I was too flabbergasted to say anything.


LUNCH


I'm invited to a luncheon with the managers of the resort on Friday. I'm being recognized for something, not sure what just yet but I have an idea. I will write about it after the fact.

Monday, April 05, 2004

DICK



Found this song DICK IS A KILLER via Idle Type, one of my favorite blogs. It's the President doing the vocals for this nifty little dance tune. Funny how you can manipulate words and phrases to say entirely different things. Anyway, the song came from THIS web site.


TIRED


Lack of sleep, you know all about it if you have been reading this blog for a while. It's 10:00 a.m. and I'm going to go take a nap.

Friday, April 02, 2004

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET



I'm laughing my ass off at CNN, FOX, and MSNBC for spending hours on this story about Audrey Seiler being abducted. It serves them right for exploiting the hardship being experienced by everyday people. I'm sick of the breaking news attitude adopted by the media in the United States. I'd say 95% of the time their breaking news is pure crap! Audrey Seiler your a loony, but your my hero!


WAR


The war at work trudges on but I'm keeping my mouth shut and my nose clean. I'm going to let the nasty people do themselves in. They are doing a good job of it.


RAIN


We are being pelted with rain! It's chilly, it's rainy, and this should keep me from having to work outside tomorrow. Thank you mother nature!


BREAKING NEWS!


I'm done posting for today. I'm going to go take a shit now, film at 11:00!!!