WAITING FOR THE WIND

By: Joe Oxford
(Written on a BBS around 1993)

Texas corncob built for two,
Week long bike race inside a zoo,
Melvin the monkey isn't quite through,
Waiting for the wind.


Velvet turnpike makes your head spin,
Nocturnal outpost soon lets you in,
Last in the game but your going to win,
Waiting for the wind.


Rain isn't welcome and sky turns to grey,
Things are all wrong but it's going my way,
Sad song blue bird is wasting the day,
Waiting for the wind.


Motionless potion sets a new trend,
Spilt on the carpet invoking a friend,
Soon never comes thus beginning the end,
Waiting for the wind.

RELIGION & POLITICS

It's funny how just about every time I speak about religion or politics that I get o comments and the hits on my page fall. Just an observation. Should I just can it on those subjects? Please comment. It's not that I'm going to censor myself or anything like that but I am curious what parts from my life your interested in reading. And if your my brother reading this, e-mail me or leave a comment with your e-mail in it so I have it. Don't think I have the one your using now.

BORED!

I'm pretty bored. I'm also in need of some really hot sex!!! Any takers? Seriously! Last time I had sex (with a person) was about two weeks ago, but it was pretty intense. I can honestly say that doesn't happen often here. I know you all wanted to hear about how horned up I am but I can't help it. I need to go buy some porn on DVD or something.

HOT NATIVE AMERICAN

I saw the most stunning native American girl ever coming out of the new Starbucks coffee place near my home. Absolutely stunning! That's all I have to say about that...

EXPERIMENT

I get most of my hits on this page from perverts. It's true! Because of my foul mouth and weird combination of words I get hits on this page looking for all sorts of weird stuff. So just to see what more I can attract on this page, here is a random assortment of words. Dick, ice, lube, monkey, ass, hot, pickle, tangy, mom, hole, pruned, sheep, fat, sucking, tits, mountain, piss, canned, anal, price tag, flaming, stripping, Asian, free, webcam, loose, hamster.

TILE

Almost done, man! I can't wait!! Looks nice though.

Sorry to be all political all of a sudden, but the truth hurts! 

Asshole 

WHAT A DICK

His actions are still speaking for him. I have nothing nice to say about this guy other than I can't wait for someone else to take his place. He's fucking us so FUCK HIM! Truly a prick.

WEIRD AT WORK

It was a weird night at work tonight. A major cosmetics company (who I won't mention, but it's one of the big ones) was unveiling their new perfume tonight to local retailers. They got free drinks and hor'dourves and completely doused with this new fragrance.It was very much like a pep rally and it was almost too much at one point. They had two dancers, one female and one extremely narcissistic gay male dancer. Dude, get over yourself! So anyway, right in the middle of their dance routine the fire alarm goes off and stays on for a good five minutes. The sweet smell of this extremely expensive perfume, the herky-jerky dancing enhanced with the fire alarm, and the cheesy early 90's dance music made for one of the most surreal moments I've ever had at work.

Used Condoms for sale at AMAZON!!! 

Did you know you can buy used condoms at Amazon? I took a screen shot, click on the picture to inlarge.

E FUCKING Z 

I don't know what to say about this. I think shaving the words dumb and ass would have been more fitting. Seriously!

Before & During 

Brandon standing in the living room talking with the guys doing the tile. It's turning out really nice, going to be well worth it in the long run. Click on the picture for a larger view.

For Christmas PLEASE!!! 

NICE!!

Yes, I'm easy to please so if you want to know what I want for Christmas you won't have to ask.

BULLSHIT

Have you ever watched Penn & Teller's BULLSHIT!? It's my new favorite show on television. Sure I don't agree with everything they say but they have a lot of good points. The two best shows I've seen so far were the shows on obscenity, and the bible. Check it out if you have a chance.

TILE

The tile is being put in as we speak, guess I'll be stuck in here playing poker and various other games to keep myself occupied. Moving furniture sucks cock! Glad this is the only time I'll be doing this. I'll save money on carpet cleaning and replacement of carpet. I was spending about $400 a year to have it cleaned. Oh no, the loud Mexican radio just kicked in. It's going to be a long day1

The Prince of Darkness! 

WTF?

What in hell's name is up with this guy? Not sure if he was feeling evil or just plain sassy! I guess that's what happens when you have too much free time and a digital camera. Forgive me for posting that picture but I just had to do it, and yes I did censor the naughty bits. Oh, and there wasn't that much to censor, I thought I would add extra cover to give the illusion of a giant vampire penis.

TILE

We are finally getting this house tiled starting tomorrow! Can't wait to have a normal looking house again. What is going to be the hitch in this though? Something always goes wrong. What will it be? Stay tuned...

RedRuM 

FUNNY STUFF

Here are some funny things I've seen recently. The first one was found via The Dark Angel Chronicles. It's Angry Alien Productions. There are bunnies acting out movies in thirty seconds. I like The Shining the best. Also, check out the Happy Tree Friends page. Kind of sick but perversely funny.

FIREHOUSE

Was just about asleep last night when I smelled something burning. My first reaction was, "Shit, the house is on fire!" Then I hear the fire department racing down the street. I got my pants on real quick an walked down the street where a neighbors house was burning pretty fiercely. So I go back home, not much I can do. This morning I go by the house and you can't even tell from the outside that it had been on fire. Weird.

KNEE

My knee is pretty fucked up still. I'm going to need to see a specialist about it. Not to happy about this. I can walk okay but if I bend it a certain way or move just the wrong way it hurts. Not good.

I'M BACK

Nebraska Cows 

Yes, good to be back! Vacation was good, but short this year. Josie even had a good time so that is a good sign. Stayed in the crack house again, and nothing weird happened this year. Saw a lot of people I haven't seen in years so that was good. Played poker with my brothers and just hung out for the most part. Did a little bit of the reunion part on the trip back but was more there to see my brothers and parents and to relax. I also had time to let my knee heal from the fall I had on my birthday. It's pretty much back to normal now. The bad thing about the trip is the 22 hours of driving in either direction. Other bad stuff about the trip is the demands and or pressure that was being put on my mother by others who had no clue they were doing any such thing. I say respect other peoples homes and keep the bitching and whining to a minimum. Also, nobody likes tightwad moochers. If you read this and think it's about you, chances are it is. Start thinking a little and don't be so fucking self absorbed. Maybe you should start offering to pay for things once in a while.Also, if you mooch don't be afraid to help around the house and maybe do some dishes once in a while. Oh, there is just as much talk going on behind your backs about you as your doing about others.

R.I.P.

Rick James is dead as is Julia Child. It always happens in threes so who's next, or am I missing  someone here?

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!

She's out of here! They moved Josie's mom into her own apartment yesterday but not without a lot of complaining. They tried to make Josie feel bad about the whole thing. Still, not a single one of them want her living with them. We gave her mom a couch and a television, and then her family tried to get us to chip in for groceries. What happened to her food stamps? Oh, Nancy (Josie's half-sister) used all $200 for her own use. I'm so glad this isn't going to be on my doorstep on a daily basis from here on out. As a matter of fact, I'm turning the computer off here in a second so that I can move it back into my den. I'm very happy about having my freedom back. I will not be taking anyone into my home anytime soon.

BIRTHDAY TWIST

The 27th was my birthday and I had to work. Well, I only worked 20 minutes before I tripped and sprang my knee. Happy fucking birthday! So I've spent some quality time sitting down and playing the expansion set of Diablo II. I went to the doctor and he said to stay off of the knee. No duh! I also lost more weight so I'm now at 228 lbs. with 48 more to lose.

NEBRASKA

We are off to the Glendy family reunion this week in Burwell Nebraska. I'll be hanging out with my favorite cousins my brothers, and many people I've never even met. It's going to be a blast! I'm also staying in the haunted crack house again. This time I'll have pictures so that you can see this place first hand. This might be he last post for about a week and a half, stay tuned for pictures and stories.