MEANWHILE.....

I'm sorry, I know I haven't updated this bitch in a week but between my new found love, my new computer, and work I really haven't found time to blog. Plus, nothing exciting happened at all this past week worth writing about anyway. We did have a huge mortgage group in house that was about 65% women. The highlight of the week was seeing the little red head with the wild curly hair in a bikini! Can you say tight. Good, now can you say Brazilian wax job. Tight, I said TIGHT! I'm playing Diablo II again just for shits-n-giggles and it's a solid game, tons of fun. I can't wait for a third version of this game!

iTUNES

I'm legit yo! I'm paying for music at iTUNES and I have to say I like iTUNES a whole bunch. I can rip mp3s like mad and it's pretty quick. If your in Tucson you should come over, bring your music and we will have a ripping party! I'll buy the alcohol and food, you bring your sorry ass and some cool music. Anyway, the one thing I don't like is that the songs I've downloaded so far are in MP4 format and even though I know how to rip them into MP3s I'm wondering if that's the only format you can download onto your computer.

DREAM WEIRDNESS

I was an extremely attractive Arabic woman two nights ago in one of my dreams. It was a very restless sleep I was having and the closer I came to waking up the more attractive I became. Very weird. I also woke myself up talking in my sleep a couple of nights ago. I was praising someone's actions, telling them that they were doing a good job.

TODAY'S COOL TUNES

Cthulhu Dawn - Cradle of Filth
Reptila - The Strokes
Shake Your Groove Thing - Peaches & Herb
Duke of Earl - The Four Tops
Shattered - The Rolling Stones
I'm Free - The Who

MOVIE CLIP

Small clip of the kids I made with a bad web cam and my new computer!

-=-ALIEN MOVIE-=-

TALKING VAGINAS &

   POWER OUTAGES

Wow, I'll say it again, WOW! Last night was as surreal and unorthodox as it gets. First thing was that the function I worked just happened to be a working dinner meeting for a local medical group and pharmaceutical company. We were expecting the pharmaceutical representatives to get  up and sell their product but we had no idea what the drug or topic would be. Well, we started putting down salads and dressing them for the client as they came it. The  group was only about twenty people. One lady came in smelling like yesterdays shrimp cocktail that had sat out in the sun all day. ICK! So I prayed she would sit down and politely consider a nice douche. She sat down and I have no idea if she considered the douche or not. The presentation begins, and what they were selling is some kind of estrogen therapy and a new type of vaginally inserted birth control device. That's fine, no one likes a vagina more than I do, but the graphic nature of the dialog that ensued was kind of, I don't know, inappropriate for dinner banter. All was fine and dandy, vagina this and vagina that, dry vagina, wet vagina, bloody vagina, and then a power outage. All went dark. Things were strange enough with pouring people glasses of wine while some 50 something lady talked about everybody's vagina, but then the power outage happened. I even looked around at one point to see where the hidden cameras could be and how long it would be before Allen Funt came around the corner but the power came back on and things were returned back to not so normal. The salad got picked up and we moved on to the entree. More dry vaginas were discussed as well as libido and rubbing viagra cream on ones skin to get you "there" as I drizzled a chile orange reduction sauce atop the filet of beef being served. All of a sudden the speaker started talking about inspecting ones vagina in great detail and talked about how just this very morning she had got out one of her little compact mirrors and inspected...... At that point Shaun and I hightailed it out of the room. It was already a Saturday Night Live skit gone awry but this had topped the cake. Shaun and I giggled like little schoolgirls in the back pantry as their discussion progressed. We made a pact that we were not going back in there until it was time for desert. That portion of the evening had concluded and we went in to clear the room and set up their little desert buffet. In the process one of the ladies came up to me and asked if I had learned anything. In my best Jerry Lewis voice I replied, "BOY! Did I!!" They loaded up on the deserts and proceeded to form small discussion groups. I was on my way out of the room and happened to over hear a sixty year old woman say, "I've noticed that while I insert this into my own vagina I..." I exited the room and didn't go back in.

NEW COMPUTER

Got my new computer! YAY! Works really good but I still need to install a load of shiznit on it. Half-Life II will be out soon too! I'm pretty damn excited anyway.

DREAM WEIRDNESS

Lot's of weird dreams as of late. I was Vince Neil the lead singer for heavy metal band Motly Crue a few nights ago. Very weird dream were I was singing WILD SIDE and getting the audience to participate. Then last night I dreamt that my dad had bought a new car and I was driving it up in the mountains. Somehow the breaks had failed and it started rolling over a curb and over a cliff. I magically was transported outside the car as it went off and smashed into some rocks. I ran like a raving idiot out to the highway and flagged some people down. I realized as some point that I was dreaming and used the whole lucid dreaming thing to get me out of the trouble I was in. Some guy helped me travel back to the past to save the car, which I did and I drove off after I convinced myself to not park the car near the curb. The current time me drove off but the future me was left stranded in a weird space time continuum paradox. I had to sign contracts to travel in time. It was very weird.

YOU'VE GOT TO GO

Josie's mom has been stirring up some shit. Talking behind our backs saying we have problems in areas where we don't, inviting people who are forbidden to be in our house while we are not around. She's so out in a month it's not even funny!

LIBRARY POSTS

I'll post later, I'm at the library writing this and I just lost the whole fucking post. TURDS!

NEW LOOK!

Yes, got bored with the old look so I'm going with something different. I still
need time to tweak  things a bit but I'm happy with the overall look. Let me know what you think.

VIDEO

I saw the video of that American guy being beheaded. Disturbing, and he didn't see it coming. Don't know what else to say, it's war and that's the kind of shit you have to expect. Very disturbed about it though.

HOLD ON ONE SECOND...

A knock on the door last night, it's a deaf teenage girl wearing a Ramones t-shirt. She needs paper so she can convey what she wants to tell me. She writes that she is looking for her dog. A few seconds later a guy walks buy walking three dogs, two on a leash and one following them. She says that's her dog. Well, the guy tells me he's had this dog for 10 years. After the girl sees the tags she realizes this isn't her dog and they both take off as another person approaches. It's a mentally handicapped person who is looking to ride his bike all the way to the other side of town. I try to explain to him how to get there and he suggests that I follow him all the way over there. Can't do it, Brandon is sleeping and Josie isn't home. He wouldn't listen to me so I just had to walk away from this guy and I go back inside. A knock at the door. It's the guy with the dogs holding a piece of paper saying someone found a small dog. I get the paper, run halfway down the street and give it to the deaf girl. No idea what happened after that but I hope she found her dog.

COMING SOON!

My computer is on it's deathbed. The hard drive isn't working well, it's old, the cpu fan is almost dead as is the power source fan and it's running like crap. So I did what I've wanted to do for almost two years, buy a new computer. Looks nice doesn't it! It's a computer from ABS,  P4 3. OE GHz 800 MHz 1 MB L2 with a 120 Gig hard drive and 512 MB DDR, DVD Recorder, 128 MB Graphics card. Man, I'm stoked! And with Half-Life II coming out soon, oh I'm set!! Envy me beeyatch!

S-E-X

It's funny how whenever I mention sex or anything of that sort the hits on this page go up as well as the comments. I was having a great run this week until the crimson tide rolled ashore! Know what I mean? Things are going to get a whole lot better when Josie's mom moves out and the kids are in school. While on the subject, did I ever mention that the first time Josie and I slept together I was so nervous that my stomach became upset. This gives me gas, always and yes, I farted! I blamed it on the dog who had just wandered into the room. Poor Jo-Jo the dog, always the fall guy, or gal I guess. Well, Josie has never let me live that one down. And the movie that was playing on television was The Tenant by Roman Polanski. Weird movie. Freaked me out because at the time my favorite band was SKINNY PUPPY and they had sampled that movie heavily on their Cleanse, Fold, & Manipulate album. We would be going full speed and some line from the movie would pop up that I recognized and I would freeze for a second. It was a totally weird evening I'll never forget.

COMING SOON II

Well, looks like I'll be back in my computer room before long. Josie's mom is moving out. She wants to go back to a life of random abuse and poverty. So be it, it's beyond my control. No dogs will be allowed in the computer room this time around. It's going to be a clean little den with a ceiling fan, a papason chair, maybe a futon bed, a television set, and a computer of course. I can't wait, I'll be able to listen to the radio and music with no problems. Privacy, I can't wait...

KISS HANKS ASS

Remember Kissing Hanks Ass? Pretty funny! Now someone has made a film short out of it. You can download it HERE but be forewarned it's about 17 MB long so if you don't have broadband it's going to take you a long time to get it.

DUBLEYAH

It's sickening that the powers that be are censoring Michael Moore's latest movie because it shows you know who for who he is. Wouldn't want to mess up our tax breaks, would we? Free speech, yeah. So that's the reason we need to keep this buffoon in office? Things have just been peachy since he got into office, and they are getting so much better. I'll stop there, not going to make this a political blog, there are enough of those out there. I'm so sick of the right wing pushing their ideals on us. I spit on your pseudo morality, false fucking half wits! What does W have up his sleeve? He's going to pull something real soon, mark my words!

I BROKE FREE

I called in sick yesterday and I got canceled off of work for today. I was a mess yesterday! An ear infection had my equilibrium all messed up and I couldn't hear well or stand for very long. I slept till 2:00 p.m. as well. The antibiotics kicked in today though and I feel better. So I ended up with three days off and got some rest. I'm so glad I got some time off from work and was able to watch a movie with the kids at home tonight. There are still some nasty days up ahead though. At least I'll have money this summer when there isn't any work at all. Then you'll all have to listen to me bitch about being bored and poor.

THE DEVIL

My wife has been possessed by the devil! A very naughty devil that is!! I have no idea what has gotten into her but I like it what ever it is. Maybe I should stay away from home more often. Very naughty indeed!

ON AND ON.....

Work has still been busier than I would have like it to be. I even kicked two shifts and ended up with almost 60 hours. The combination of long hours and the general environment at work has sucked the life from me, not to mention that the mesquite pollen made me violently ill as well. The doctor gave me a shot of cortisone and that has helped tremendously. Brandon has been getting into some trouble at school all of a sudden. I think he's acting out because I haven't been around the past few weeks. It isn't going to let up until after Mothers Day. Anyway, I'm officially cooked. I need a night out or something. I'll promise to write more on here soon, I just need to get some free time back.