I'M STILL HERE

Oh, it's over! That stretch that nearly killed me at work is finally over! I put in way too many hours at work last week. I feel ill and spent. The mesquite trees pollinating isn't helping things either. I feel like I got ran over just after I smoked about 10 packs of cigarettes. Tonight is the last function of this group that has been in house for the past two weeks. It's been good money but I'm glad to see them go. I want some semblance of freedom back in my life. I want a full day off.

DREAM WEIRDNESS

It's been a weird road down dreamland. Lot's of Christian tainted dreams as of late. Also a butt load of doomsday dreams. One of the dreams I had a couple of nights ago was a nuclear blast that caused parts of the mountains to skid into Tucson and wipe out entire city blocks. I just kind of calmly stood by and thought that this isn't a good thing.

WHAT'S THAT?

Take a look at the Interactive Multi-Lingual Demo. Type in sentences and the computer will speak it back to you. Pretty funny! You can even have it speak in Spanish. I've been calling my friends and leaving weird messages on their phone machines.

NEAR DEATH

Got some sleep last night. This working from 4:15 a.m. to 11:00 p.m. is for the birds. This better be one hell of a tip pool. We have a lot of groups spending a ton of money so it's got to be a good one. The sad thing is that I jump right back into this working all day thing again in about six hours. I will get to sleep Saturday night though. Next week is going to be brutal as well. It's good though, it wasn't so long I was typing here about how poor we were getting from lack of business.

DREAM WEIRDNESS

All my dreams were off the wall last night. The only one I can recall is the one were I was sitting in this huge church with my family. The sermon was about transsexuals and how their sin would damn them to hell. There was a moment of silence and I yell out, "Knock knock!" The preacher asks, "Who's at the door?" I answer back, "I'm a transsexual, can I please come in." Everyone was embarrassed and I was asked to explain why I did this. I told them how hypocritical they all were and they needed to let transsexuals attend their church. This lack of sleep is messing me up mentally.

FUCK ME FREDDY!

Triple shift #1, I'm toast. I have a triple shift tomorrow. I can't imagine how they expect us to do a good job at work in these conditions. So be it. I'm only as good as I can be. Tomorrow I'm going to suck, Wednesday I'll be shit. I worked with the new little Japanese girl tonight. Holy shit! I just gave up at one point. She has no clue what she is doing. I'm off to bed to get my three hours of sleep. I'm toast......

PIMA COUNTY FAIR

Went the fair two nights ago! As you can see it was pretty empty. This picture didn't come out so well either. Opening night isn't the prime night to go I guess. Brandon went on some rides, Miranda didn't want to do anything. We ate nasty food that gave me the shits real bad. We actually ate in the employee area, it was pretty funny. They didn't kick us out and they sold us discount sodas. I ran into a girl I used to work with at Ventana Canyon Resort about 13 years ago. Her name is Robin and she was operating the Karaoke machine in the beer garden. Too funny!

WORK AND HELL

I have more shifts to work starting tomorrow than I've ever had before. I have to be back to work in less than five hours so I won't be sleeping a whole lot tonight. I will be sleeping tomorrow in the afternoon because it will be the last chance for me to get more than a couple of hours sleep until Wednesday! I have a feeling some people will either drop dead at work or get fired this coming week. One of the people I thought would get fired before now almost did the job today. I'm hoping next week is the week this person does themselves in. I will post as often as I can this week. Oh, it's going to be ugly!

D DAY

Spent Tuesday (my day off) with Dennis. First time I've spent any time with him since he got fired. We had a good time shooting the shit, went bowling and I bowled horribly. I bowled 118 for my first and last games and 126 for the middle game. Horrible. I blame my posture for most of it, and the lanes were too oily and I couldn't get my ball to hook properly. Then we went to the mall to people watch and look around at Boarders. I bought Stephen Kings Dream Catcher and The Green Mile. We ate over priced mall Chinese food, that sucked, then I had to run home and pick up Brandon from School. Then it was off to take Josie to see the Doctor for a routine checkup. He's my doctor as well and gave me a lecture on being overweight and eating smaller portions. I know all of this already, I know I'm overweight, I know I don't exercise enough, I know all of this. Hey, I work around food all day just about every day. It's great food too, it's not your run of the mill hotel food, or even resort food as far as it goes. The food at work is excellent, my wife doesn't cook so I enjoy great food that I don't have to cook when I have the opportunity! I do need to loose weight though.

MILITARY

Who out there is reading this blog that is in the military? I keep getting hits on this blog from a navy computer. Identify yourself!

MORE AND MORE DREAM WEIRDNESS

The weird dreams continue. I was trying to find a clock in my dreams the other night and every time I did the time read different. Spent a long time doing this. Also had a dream where they were making porn movies. The deeper my sleep was the better the movies were, every time I was about to wake up they lessened in quality. Now, there wasn't any porn action in this dream, they were printing the movies to sell. Weird. I will say this one thing, I'm friends with a lot of hot chicks in the dream world, so I've got that going for me.

HAPPY DAY OF
THE LIVING DEAD

Was it Jesus who came back from the dead or was it this guy? Isn't he dead yet? Man, it's got to be check out time, seriously! This is one of the last people I'd hand my kid over to. That poor little kid.

TUCSON DRIVERS SUCK

I've almost gotten into serious accidents twice in the past two days. Last night I was driving home from work and some asshole with California license plates cuts me off and almost causes me to smash into the median. I was going to post his plate here but I got back at that fucker. I got ahead of him at the next light then slowed down and wouldn't let him pass. I know I got back at him because he tried to follow me home after that. Good fun. Then on the way home today I'm going down far north Craycroft heading south. There is only two lanes and some fuckoff thought it was a good time to pass a car and came at me head on. I had to hit my breaks and go into the dirt or it would have been a head on collision. I so wish I could have turned around and followed that car to the next light! Some motherfucker would have gotten bitch slapped!

DREAM WEIRDNESS

Make it stop! What in the fuck do these aliens want? It's been just about every night as of late. Very weird dreams, too weird to post.. No, no anal probing or anything like that, more like end of the world stuff.

FRESH HOLES

So the FCC is turning into Big Brother. They don't want Howard Stern talking about minty fresh pie holes or anal sex. George Bush and his ilk are using the FCC to play the part of Big Brother, how lovely. And to think that a little nipple started this landslide. I can't believe there are so many people that are offended over this shit. Hell, why don't you all just crawl in a hole with your bibles and wait for the end? Wouldn't it all be better that way? I'm tired of this bullshit pseudo morality. If you don't like it, turn the goddamned channel! It's a lot like my blog, if I offend you then you shouldn't be reading this because I'm one of the godless heathens. You might be lead astray by reading this and you will die a nasty eternity in a fiery pit created by a loving god. Now nobody take that personal! That's only directed at the frightened rabble.  If I were Howard I'd move to satellite and internet radio.

DREAM WEIRDNESS

Boy, very weird. I dreamt that I was sucking up to the cooperate heads over at FUSE for some reason? Maybe it's because I want Juliya Chernetsky in a big way and this was the only way to get her. Who knows. I also had a dream that Paul Numan and James Cahn were in a new movie. They were wearing facials and talking about canning. Now, either I've fucking lost it or I'm being forced to watch way too much Lifetime for women television. The gray aliens have been at the center of my dreams a lot as well.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

We started ripping out all of the carpet and chiseling out the old 1950's style tile that cascades throughout the house underneath it. Ugly, ugly tile! It's this horrid gray color with speckles in it. Ugly! We bought a southwest style of ceramic tile that is going to be placed down and make the house look a whole lot nicer. So we are going to live in a construction zone for the next couple of months. Josie has no idea what she has gotten herself into.

WTF?

In traffic yesterday I look over and this skinny bearded guy next to me at a red light is simulating oral sex on a straw. What in the hell is that all about? Seriously! I wanted to yell something out my window but I was too flabbergasted to say anything.

LUNCH

I'm invited to a luncheon with the managers of the resort on Friday. I'm being recognized for something, not sure what just yet but I have an idea. I will write about it after the fact.

DICK

Found this song DICK IS A KILLER via Idle Type, one of my favorite blogs. It's the President doing the vocals for this nifty little dance tune. Funny how you can manipulate words and phrases to say entirely different things. Anyway, the song came from THIS web site.

TIRED

Lack of sleep, you know all about it if you have been reading this blog for a while. It's 10:00 a.m. and I'm going to go take a nap.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET

I'm laughing my ass off at CNN, FOX, and MSNBC for spending hours on this story about Audrey Seiler being abducted. It serves them right for exploiting the hardship being experienced by everyday people. I'm sick of the breaking news attitude adopted by the media in the United States. I'd say 95% of the time their breaking news is pure crap! Audrey Seiler your a loony, but your my hero!

WAR

The war at work trudges on but I'm keeping my mouth shut and my nose clean. I'm going to let the nasty people do themselves in. They are doing a good job of it.

RAIN

We are being pelted with rain! It's chilly, it's rainy, and this should keep me from having to work outside tomorrow. Thank you mother nature!

BREAKING NEWS!

I'm done posting for today. I'm going to go take a shit now, film at 11:00!!!