Tales From The Left Hand Path

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2011-06-13T03:10:00.002-07:00

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DOING READINGS ON FIVER!

2011-05-31T11:31:00.000-07:00

DREAMLAND

2011-04-03T14:36:00.002-07:00

So I dreamed that I had discovered a small plesiosaurus in a pond that was drying up. I was going to save it, and some other small dinosaur in this pond. I suddenly notice the head of another dinosaur buried in the mud. I try to free it and it tries to attack me. It then attacks the plesiosaurus and I get a small ice scoop like we use at work to hit it, trying to free the small plesiosaurus. I realize that it is probably going to die now. I think the pond had something to do with the grade school gymnasium I went to as a kid... too weird...

TAROT BLOG

2011-02-26T03:31:00.000-07:00

I have a new blog, and it's about my feelings on The Tarot. THIS IS THE LINK.

LAMB - SMALL

2011-02-22T23:43:00.000-07:00

New Find. I really love this song. Sorry I don't post much here, but you can find me on Facebook. Just ask and I'll add you.

HOT JAPMUSHROOM RAP

2010-12-23T13:33:00.001-07:00

The dream as I remember it. First person view, traditional Japanese dining setting. I was on one side of the table, and four hot Japanese chicks decked out in traditional geisha regalia on the other. Yes, I used the word regalia. I was serving these perfect looking mushrooms from a clay pot that seemed to be lit from inside. The mushrooms were a reddish brown on top, kind of off cream colored white on the bottom. The Pot was white inside, brownish on the outside. The mushrooms must have been in some sort of broth or miso. We were all rapping or reciting poems about the mushrooms. Lots of smiling.

DIE ANTWOORD - EVIL BOY

2010-10-07T13:40:00.003-07:00

The new video from Die Antwoord!! So much win!

R3mote - Shadows That You Know

2010-09-05T17:40:00.001-07:00

Old, but great cold wave from the new millennium!

High On Fire "Frost Hammer" directors cut / Album In Stores & Online Now!

2010-07-29T17:12:00.002-07:00

I'm so in love with this band all of a sudden.... Makes me want to... ah... all like Viking and stuff.... Check out the lyrics at the bottom.

Lyrics to Frost Hammer :
Dream being thrown down aloft between from the icy sky
Careful what to seek for inside the frozen mind
Permaglaze reflects this world distant to the thawed life
Frost clan blows the war horn without a fear or guise

Messiah of the glacian heir cold born to rise
Sullen boots impact upon deep the tundra ice
Glorify your greatness, sealed deal cold compromise
Catch the sun to melt these forborne galactic eyes

Plateau of Leng
Winter in veins Hammers arise
To melt through the ice
Dream being thrown down aloft from the icy sky
Careful what to seek for inside the frozen mind
Permaglaze reflects this world distant to the thawed life
Frost clan blows the war horn without a fear or guise
Messiah of the glacian heir cold born to rise
Sullen boots impact upon deep the tundra ice
Glorify your greatness, sealed deal cold compromise
Catch the sun to melt these forborne galactic eyes

Plateau of Leng
Winter in veins
Hammers arise
To melt through the ice

Sail the seas of endless night
Despotic warlord casts his blight
Sons of the north abide
Frost child of abhorrent line
Feed the serpent, drink the wine
Granite heart, unrepentant

Frost Hammer
Frost Hammer
Frost Hammer
Frost Hammer

Plateau of Leng
Winter in veins
Hammers arise
To melt through the ice

Frost Hammer

THE 4TH DIMENSION IS A FRACTAL PATTERN

2010-02-26T01:17:00.002-07:00

I just woke up and had to type this out. I was dreaming that time, as represented in the fourth dimension, was or is a fractal pattern. That is why history repeats itself, Déjà vu, etc. It was layered like sandstone. This picture above is kind of like what it is like, because there are so many variables involved. Also, extraterrestrials were involved in this somehow. Maybe they took me out of the loop to show me how it works? Too weird nonetheless!!

FEVER RAY - SEVEN (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

2009-10-10T10:35:00.006-07:00

Been too busy posting on FACEBOOK. Need to type on here for memory sake! Will try harder. So, here is the official video for this. Awesome shamanistic feel to it:

WINDOWS MIND OS

2009-10-10T10:19:00.004-07:00

In the future, the mind is run on a Windows® platform and many natural things have to be learned. I was re-learning many of ancient functions of the mind. The fucntions cost points as well and you gained them back after you mastered them. I... was about to master sin, which was only 5 points, but extremely hard to master and overcome. And hard to get the points back to boot. I was up for that challenge...

FEVER RAY - SEVEN

2009-05-17T22:38:00.002-07:00

This is by far my new favorite band. And this is probably my favorite song by them. I think it's beautiful, but then again I'm a tad weird. Enjoy. Ah! It's also my new ring tone. Call me if you want it!

SOME NEW FINDS

2009-05-15T12:17:00.002-07:00

Some new music finds, enjoy or don't.

THE QUICKENING

2009-04-23T16:31:00.005-07:00

Is it me, or is there just a shit ton of UFO and ALIEN based news as of late, as if things are ramping up toward some kind of event. And the whole thing with CNN a few days ago, anyone else other than me catch this? Watch the whole clip.

First of all, take heed of the key words: ASSESSMENT, and I BELIEVE. He is speculating, but I have no doubt things are happening. Here is another weird article about disclosure:

http://www.sott.net/articles/show/181351-Kazakhstan-Government-to-build-UFO-base-and-alien-embassy

This clip doen't show it but what was that thing Blitzer said about Obama? Was he being serious when he said Obama was going to disclose? This was on CNN, and here is what the Washington Times had to say:

http://washingtontimes.com/news/2009/apr/21/astronaut-says-were-not-alone/

Like I've said a million times, call me crazy, but I have no choice but to already know that it's true. Too many weird things have happened to me that can only be explained pointing in that direction. I'm ready. I just hope it's a helping factor if and when it happens, and we can finally evolve into a united civilization free of famine, war, and hate. I'd go so far as to say most of us are ready.

Former astronaut: Man not alone in universe - CNN.com

2009-04-21T02:24:00.001-07:00

Former astronaut: Man not alone in universe - CNN.com

CRAZY!

2009-04-09T19:18:00.004-07:00

EMO KID

2009-03-21T14:23:00.000-07:00

Someone sent this to me of a local kid who carved a smile on his face so he could be like the JOKER from the latest BATMAN movie. Yes, sad but I had to put this up. I think the parents must have failed in epic proportions on this one. By the way, this kid is in prison now due to knifing somebody...

THIS IS WHY A FUCKTARD LIKE RUSH LIMBAUGH IS POPULAR

2009-03-03T22:38:00.003-07:00

Seriously? Watch the video below first.

Morons like this support Rush Limbaugh. The same people who "KNOW" Jesus is up on the third floor.... Go read the Nine Satanic Sins. People wonder why I subscribe to such philosophies. No, I'm not a Satanist, but I am LHP. Stupid people followed Bush. Stupid people follow moronic religious leaders, and morons follow Rush. Fucking sheep.

Spooky Tooth - The Mirror

2009-03-02T23:11:00.003-07:00

ONE OF THE WEIRDEST THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN!

2009-02-23T11:25:00.002-07:00

This is acid, if anything is. Holy christ I'm glad that I don't do drugs. This would scare the shit out of a stoned person...

SKINNY PUPPY - ADDICTION

2009-02-21T23:05:00.001-07:00

Lazy town REMIX feat. Lil' Jon

2009-02-16T20:08:00.001-07:00

Sick, wrong, terribly funny!

TOMORROW

2009-02-05T21:29:00.002-07:00

My car has been dying a slow death for about a year now. It now would cost me so much to get it fixed that it's not even worth it at this point. Tires, breaks, doors, stereo, windows...... Oy! So, tomorrow I get one of these. 2009 Hyundai Accent. Small, inexpensive, probably slow, but hey. I'm just looking for a way to get to work and back. Using my 401k for a down payment to keep the payments low and the car I have now will be used along with that. So, peace of mind that my car isn't about to die on me, or my tires about to pop, or that my breaks are going to freeze up on me. This isn't the car I wanted, but it is a car I can afford. Oh, did I mention I get free oil lube and filter as long as I own the car? That was the other selling point. If anything, it will save me about $200 a year with that alone.

NAZARETH - MISS MISERY

2009-01-23T16:54:00.001-07:00

BLUE OYSTER CULT - CITIES ON FLAME

2009-01-23T16:34:00.003-07:00

GOOD RIDDANCE!

2009-01-21T00:12:00.003-07:00

I can't tell you how sick I was of that bastard. I actually felt hope today. I seriously had myself convinced that Bush would pull something before he left office. Well, on to better things. I can only hope. HOPE! We have it!!!

ANN COULTER IS A FUCKING DOUCHE BAG

2009-01-13T04:00:00.002-07:00

I was going to say a dumb bitch, but I really don't want to come off sounding like a misogynist, which I'm sure I do sometimes. I don't hate women, I fucking love them. I do in fact think Ann Coulter is a piece of shit. Here is my evidence:

Based on this alone, I think I can rest my case. I have listened to her for years now, and she has never had anything constructive to say. Fuck her, fuck the bullshit she stands for and I hope after two weeks from now we are well on our way away from the mind set that people like she and Bush represent. Fascist bullshit. Fuck you Ann Coulter. Go away.

WTF IS IT NOW?

2009-01-12T13:37:00.004-07:00

THIS IS A COOL ARTICLE. This is mind shattering if you think about it. Something GINORMOUS out there is making a noise so huge that science can't even figure out what could be making that kind of noise. Wonder what it could be.... ?? Also, notice how stuff like this never makes the real news. Paris Hilton looses a tooth and it would be on CNN all fucking day, every hour updates, live cam, blah, blah, blah. BUT..... Something interesting and unexplainable that has to do with science. Nah, America is too fucking stupid to care. Kind of think we are headed in this direction, like in the movie Idiocracy...

HAPPY NEW YEARS!

2009-01-01T05:17:00.002-07:00

Can it get any worse? Only a few more weeks and it's got to start getting better....

THE PIXIES - MONKEY GONE TO HEAVEN

2008-12-23T04:10:00.001-07:00

DOES JEFF REMEMBER?

2008-12-15T12:44:00.008-07:00

For my brother Jeff. Do you remember anything like this, being kids sleeping in a scary basement bedroom? I sure do!

I can't get this to embed, so follow this link. Sorry, it's being a real bastard!

This guy must have read my mind, or knew my past somehow....

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?

2008-12-13T03:42:00.004-07:00

So I'm on my way home tonight and I'm headed East and at this light and I'm where the blue square is and almost completely stopped. Just north of the (click picture to make full size) blue square is a red X. I see something come off of a truck making a turn to the left, which is the blue line. I think, is that a sleeping bag or a body. Sure as fuck, it's a fucking god damned body of some retard fuck wit who can't use the god damned crosswalk that is only fifteen or so feet away. The green arrow shows the direction the guy was running according to people at the scene. I didn't see anything but his body hitting the ground so I didn't have to give a statement. The guy was still alive and really out of it. Who knows if he made it or not. Fucking natural selection. Why does this shit happen in proximity to me? Seriously! Think about it. Crack guy on bike gets decapitated in front of us five years or so ago on our way to see the movie Snow Dogs. Oh, did I mention the fact that the guy who hit crack guy on bike ran home and blew his head off in the shower just after the fact that I yelled at him for being a dip shit in traffic which killed that guy? Then last year drunk idiot hitting neighbors wall and bloody mess all over the place out front of our house. Lived, but seriously fucked up. Now drunk idiot who can't use a crosswalk. I don't need these images in my head people. Fuck yourselves up on your time, not mine! I'm done with it, for fucking real!!!!!

BEEN GONE BUT NOT GONE

2008-12-04T03:36:00.002-07:00

Computer problems, monitor problems, Death Knight in WOW,,,,, yeah. Still here, but sidetracked...

So, I give you this totally cool shit. MMMMM Charlie Bit Me....

WEEN - CAPTAIN FANTASY

2008-11-16T00:43:00.003-07:00

One of the coolest songs of all time. Don't think I've ever shared this one on here, so enjoy. Well worth a listen. Mmmmmmm reminds me of thc or acid.....

PIECE OF SHIT

2008-11-11T14:28:00.007-07:00

I used to read sites like DRUDGE REPORT and JEFF RENSE on a daily basis. Those times are over. Rense.com has become one of the most anti-Semitic sites I've ever seen and Drudge has his head so far up W's ass still that it must hurt something awful! Seriously! Drudge is the biggest tool of all time. Just go take a look at the tripe these assholes post on their pages. They try to come off as the biggest watchdogs for America when in fact they are nothing more that big brother dressed up like some German transvestite prostitute. Get over your fucking selves. If you haven't noticed, the rest of the country is moving on without you guys. Even the McCain camp is over Palin at this point, you should be too!!!

EVGA GeForce 8600 GT

This bad boy should be here tomorrow. This should fix my computer problems. I'm even having them in Linux now, so it has to be the graphics card. Plus, Miranda's boyfriend put his card in my computer two days ago and the problem went away. The grapics in WOW were stunning by the way. I can't wait! So, if your wondering if you should play WOW, the answer is YES! Come play with me, you need to now!

BIG BOYS DON'T CRY

2008-11-05T21:54:00.005-07:00

Watching this almost made me cry. I didn't though, and held it together becuase my kids and wife were in the room and would have ribbed me to no end if I had. I know a lot of you may hate Jesse Jackson, but think of the adventure he has been on for the past fifty or so years. Yesterday was a big day not just for people of color, but for America and the world. I'm all for it. We need to get back on track and gain some of our respect back. Did you notice the people in the crowds at both campaign ceremonies at the end of the evening? McCain was all rich white people, Obama was the rest of us. So yes, I'm happy that it is over at last!!

Fuck you if you think McCain and Vacant could have lead us anywhere other than WW III. Even Fox news today started releasing information on how stupid that cunt really is. Did you hear me, FOX! She didn't even know Africa was a continent, I shit you not! My eleven year old knows that, does that qualify him to be VP at his age? Shame on you for supporting that ticket and putting us as a nation at risk. It's time to end the raceist bs, the religious bs, the eliteist bs, the greed factor, all of it. I have hope now, and I hope Obama doesn't let us down.

Should have my own computer back in two days. Will be a windows machine and an Ubuntu machine as well. No hardware problems from what I understand, just messed up software. Can't wait to play WOW again!!

YES WE CAN, MOTHERFUCKERS!

2008-11-05T14:01:00.003-07:00

WE DID IT!!! Well, not we in AZ, but as a whole, yeah we did!! The people in AZ are still too stupid and frightened to get things done properly, but I tried anyway. So yeah, Obama has a shit pile in front of him to fix. Palin should be a distant thought, and I have hope in American once again. Now, if the powers that be can keep from creating some disaster and declaring martial law before January 20th. I have a bit of hope, for real.

My computer is in the shop, it's baffled the guys working on it as well, so I don't feel like such a failure that I couldn't fix it myself this time around. Should be back on Friday and I will post more often. They are going to stick Ubuntu on it for me. Going to use windows only for playing World of Warcraft and watching online movies via Netflix. So, be back soon. Sorry I haven't been around.

IT WAS A BLAH DAY TODAY..

2008-10-17T21:13:00.004-07:00

Today was kind of a non-day. I didn't sleep for shit last night so I ended up sleeping till noon. The one dream I can remember is that I was gathering pieces of smoked gouda cheese

and putting them into plastic bags. It was at work but I think I was gathering them for myself. It is one of the only cheeses that I will eat raw. Too weird. Dennis B. called me and woke me up. He rambled about politics for a solid hour. I got very little time to talk. He did his trademark talking over the top of somebody as they try to talk bit. It worked, I said very little. After one hour I then faked having to leave so that I could help Mike move some of his stuff someplace. I did this just to get out of the conversation. I then read the news, surfed the net, and then went to work. Tonight, William A. tried to guilt me into working his shift tomorrow but I didn't take it. I'll happily work the wedding I'm scheduled to work, even though I hate weddings. Beats working at the damn country club. So, being the little drama queen that he is, he acted like a little bitch for the rest of the evening. Such is life. Ahhh... Gay friends.

MOTIVATIONAL POSTER

2008-10-16T16:00:00.006-07:00

So, I had to do it. I had to make a "when you see it" motivational style poster out of this picture. Click it to see in full!!! Digg wouldn't let me post the image so I did it via the blog. Not spamming, just couldn't get it to load on DIGG. Here is the submission..

THE CUTEST THINGYOU WILL EVER SEE!

2008-10-16T15:24:00.004-07:00

This is so cute I had to watch it a million times. Can I touch them? Too funny!

WHAT I GOT FROM THE DEBATES

2008-10-15T21:26:00.002-07:00

So yeah. McCain is the penguin and Palin is a tart. Obama, the lesser of the evils. It's the choice between chaos and a chance of hope. I'll choose hope over chaos.

NO DICE!

2008-10-15T04:18:00.003-07:00

Well, my Blossom..... No UFO, how did I know?

Cause your a kooky fraud. So, for now, you're just another person added to the list of whack nut morons who make grand predictions that never come true. I'm sure you made a ton of money this past month, but at what price?

It's 4:20 a.m. and I'm watching DEXTER. Two more to go to finish off season one. I doubt I'll be in bed before six.. God this is a great series!!

NAZI UFO BLATHER

2008-10-12T14:14:00.009-07:00

Here is a report about older German people and their reaction to what is going on with the Republican campaign for Presidency. I read something similar about seven or eight months ago about an old German guy moving back to Germany because of the way things are turning out. It reminded him too much of what the Nazi's did, only our government was at the helm this time. He said he didn't want to stick around to watch it happen again.

On the other hand, Blossom Goodchild "channeled" some Aliens and they are going to park a huge ship someplace in the southern hemisphere on Tuesday October 14th. Here is the full story, don't feel like typing it out. Sheldan Nidle
has basically been saying the same thing for several year, minus the actual date of arrival. You can read the archive of updates at the bottom of this page. Logic tells me I'm just being paranoid, but things are on the edge like no other time that I can remember. Man is bent on killing himself. People will do anything in the name of hate and greed no matter what the consequences are. So, reguardless of what you believe in (aliens or god), the "higher power" marches in to save us from ourselves. I don't know how much I buy into that, even as reassuring as it is. Too good to be true is more like it.

The world is going to shit. I don't remember being this scared eight years ago before Bush was put into office. I've read some pretty disturbing things as of late. Most are speculation with the whole conspiracy twist. It starts with the collapse of our country ending in marshal law and mass genocide starting in this country. With the way things are unfolding, and some of the things I've seen on Youtube, I'm starting to buy into it. I still have hope, but truth is that humans do terrible things. Fuck the worrying about the devil, humans do far worse things to each other. I haven't been this scared in a long time. Got to go to work. Wish us all luck, we are going to need it in the coming months!

WHAT'S HE UP TO?

2008-10-10T01:46:00.004-07:00

So, several people told me I'd enjoy the show DEXTER from Showtime.

Wow, another home run for them in my opinion!! I have a string of decent shows to watch for a change. Dexter, Weeds, and Heroes.

I've been having a ton of lucid dreaming this past week. One dream where my mom had a baby, then it turned out it was Josie that had the baby. I wasn't too thrilled about that. I had an abduction dream again this week, but chose not to type that one out as it was too disturbing. Didn't type any of them out to tell the truth. Should have, but it's just too hard to get up and chance not being able to go back to bed. Blah, insomnia can lick my balls.

Miranda and Mike both registered to vote. Makes me happy to know that they won't be voting for crazy Christians.

Actually worked a party for the Phoenix Suns this past week. Shaq is HUGE! He is also extremely nice. I was impressed with how nice he is to everyone. They had a D.J. and four of the Suns Dancers there. Holy cow is all I can say.

LITTLE GIRL REMIX

2008-10-05T17:46:00.005-07:00

Think this is the full version, but cool as hell. Watch the whole video. Make sure you have the sound turned up on the video player. Seems to be loading with the audio turned down.

HOGS, TIREDNESS, AND ME RABLING....

2008-10-02T23:24:00.005-07:00

Is it me or did anyone else find this movie to be a turd in a candy bar wrapper? What a piece of crap movie. I felt cheated and let down. I put it on last night trying to fall asleep and you would have thought it would have put me to sleep, but instead I kind of got pissed off because it was such a crap movie and a let down. In turn, I couldn't sleep. So, today I'm tired.

I worked a double shift today, which is good. October is usually a great month for us at work but seeing that our economy is in the toilet we have a whole lot less work. I told my mom about eight years ago, and again four years ago that Bush would hurt our economy and that my job would suffer for it. It's true, it all came true. A buddy of mine lost his job this week due to the shit economy. He and his cousin do demolition in homes, or demolish homes completely so that these homes can be rebuilt or refurbished. Well, nobody wants to rebuild or refurbish homes at this point. Sad, so sad.

I'll delete the VP debate rant I wrote. It's irrelevant. Plain and simple, she (Palin Vacant) did okay tonight, but still she is an armature with no business being where she is. I'm tired and going to bed now. Double again tomorrow, and a long wedding to work on Saturday. God I fucking hate weddings. I can't even enjoy going to friends weddings anymore. I've cut more wedding cake, and been to more wedding receptions than I care to think about. I'll stop thinking about it now.

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

2008-10-01T22:06:00.003-07:00

Had three days off. Slept a lot the past few days, kind of nice. Also started deep cleaning this back room. Needs it, a bit dusty. The General Manager at the resort suggested I watch WEEDS. So I started watching it.

If you have Netflix I suggest you rent this, or watch it online. This is my new favorite t.v. show next to HEROS and LOST. What's up with the one name television shows? No idea.

Also, Costco no longer carries the Fresh Gourmet

brand Roasted Garlic Focaccia Croutons in the oh so convenient 2lb bags. I can't find any info on them on the web either. It's as if they no longer exist, or never did. They are the bomb, and make my salads happy. I'm a tad bit sad that I can't even order them someplace online.

IT'S A TIE!

2008-09-30T23:51:00.001-07:00

FOX news is shit. Plain and simple. One half assed vote for McCain is a split? Notice the people laughing at this fucktard after he says it.

SERIOUS WTF!?!?!

2008-09-30T23:05:00.002-07:00

This is so not funny anymore. This stupid bitch is just a vacant pretty face. Shame on the GOP for sticking this moron into politics. Jesus, this person could be president in the wrong situation. Fucking hell!

Alaska isn't a foreign country? WHAT?

JESUS LOVES TECHNO

2008-09-29T21:36:00.002-07:00

This will get you into the spirit! I love Techno, you know I do. I just found out that Jesus does as well. Praise God, bring the beat back!!!

NO BAIL OUT!

2008-09-29T12:44:00.006-07:00

So yeah, I'm pretty happy that America didn't get hijacked today. Sure, things are going to shit but from what I understand, if this would have passed, the dollar would have weakened and most of that money would have went to foreign banks. It's the current administration grabbing every American dollar as fast as they can as the ship goes down. The fat cats would have remained fat, and we would have ultimately been screwed. So, let us have our down time, let the necessary recession happen. Let the greedy get fucked by being responsible for their own actions, it's their fault we are in this.

So, what can we do at this point? Start investing in green energy, and that technology, it can only help. Oil is not going to last for ever and being pioneers in this technology can only be profitable. Free PART OF WHAT WILL SAVE US IS GETTING OUT OF THIS FUCKING MEANINGLESS WAR!!!!

Seriously, tell me the benefits of this war, other than helping bankrupt our country and kill off thousands upon thousands of innocent people. Yeah, the stock market is taking a plunge, but fuck it, that's not my fault. Fuck Gdoubleyah, fuck John McCain who "suspended" his campaign to focus on the this major dilemma (a publicity stunt that failed) and failed to do anything. As a matter of fact, I watched him campaigning and attacking Obama this morning instead of doing something to help save this nation. Fuck Pretty Vacant Palin for jeopardizing this whole country by being unqualified and possibly being a heart beat away from being an American president, fuck the religious right, and fuck the fuckers who fucked us and created this fucked up heap of fucked up shit. Yeah, I'm scared as hell about what is going to happen in the next few months. I'm scared that some of you out there voted for Bush. Double shame for those who voted for him twice. Seriously, how could you have been so blind? FUCK!

On a lighter note, I found GOD!!! He was in the refrigerator, way in the back behind the eggs. Sadly, he was moldy and unusable so I had to throw him out.

XXX PORN THAT'S SFW!

2008-09-25T23:27:00.001-07:00

This made me laugh a little today. As did McCain and Palin.

Diesel SFW XXX - Watch more free videos

WITCH HUNTER

2008-09-25T14:56:00.001-07:00

This is the same guy who has been driving "witches" out of towns in South Africa. That is Sara Palin. HOW FUCKING CRAZY DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO WANT THIS FUCKTARD AS VP?

STUPID AS FUCK

2008-09-24T23:41:00.004-07:00

Today was EPIC FAIL day for McCain and Palin. They are in so much trouble, that McCain decided to postpone his run for President so he can focus on the economy. Translated, he's scared shitless and doesn't want to debate Obama, nor does he want Pretty Fucking Vacant to be in any part of any debate. She has no clue what is going on, as this CBS clip shows. This ran today.

By the way, Obama said, it's still on, and that as President you will have to deal with more than just one issue at a time. McCain got owned.

LOL "I'll try to find ya sum and I'll bring them to yah!" Vacant.....

HYPOCRITE

2008-09-17T18:15:00.006-07:00

This fucker says he is going to fix things. He thinks "the fundamentals of the economy are strong".

How in the fuck can he wipe his own senile ass let alone fix things? He is in bed with the people that are driving this country into the ground. Here is a list if you have any doubts. And as stated before, for anyone who cares, I will not shut up about this till I see that fucker defeated. Watch the news, our country is literally in real bad shape due to the GOP and their mismanagement of our country. Fix things my ass. Fuck off McCain, and take that religious twat with you. Fuckers.

ROBOT ARM

2008-09-17T00:06:00.001-07:00

There is a lot that is going to happen in the next twenty years. Sci-fi type stuff that most people don't even know about. It is going to be freaky and it's all ready starting. Here is a cool video from CURRENT on robotic arms.

PINK FLOYD'S RICHARD WRIGHT DEAD AT 65 FROM CANCER

2008-09-15T21:45:00.003-07:00

This is a very sad day for me. PINK FLOYD is one of those bands that is in my top five best bands of all time. I'd say only THE BEATLES and HENDRIX are before them in my book. At any rate, I'm glad I caught their reunion on television about five years ago. They were tight, and Roger Waters seemed like he was having the time of his life. Sadly, any chance of another reunion or anything else from PINK FLOYD is pretty much over at this point, unless the three remaining guys get some kind of wild hair up their ass and actually do something. I highly doubt that will ever happen.

I didn't really get into FLOYD until I was about 16 when my uncle Bob gave me a cassette tape of DARK SIDE OF THE MOON. I really only listened the song TIME because it was just such a cool song with the weird intro and then all the weird bells chiming all at once. At any rate, I listened a little more and then more, and then THE WALL came out, and it hooked me even a bit more. I don't think it was until I started listening to all the old stuff that I really became a fan. I love the Syd Barrett stuff. Anyway, it's a sad day in rock and roll history.

SLEAZY VACANT BULLSHIT

2008-09-15T01:32:00.003-07:00

So I hear things from friends, co-workers, associates and so forth (not many mind you) that Sarah Palin is a strong woman, moral woman, well grounded. I say, bullshit. She has no clue what is going on, and the way the McCain group is going around spreading lies is now getting condemnation from the Republican party itself. Romney and Rove are the latest to say that he has gone too far. If you feel the need to fuck up this country, and be a part of the sleazy campaign that is McCain/Palin, then so be it. But when they destroy what is left of this country, I'll be one of those people looking to kick your ass for letting it happen! Trust me on this.

As far as me, well... I cut the shit out of my thumb trying to open up a can of food yesterday. Lost my appetite. So yeah, look for my new weight loss book to be out soon. "CUTTING YOUR WAY TO A NEW SKINNY YOU!"

BACK TO BASICS & BRAINWASHING

2008-09-13T14:30:00.005-07:00

Yay! So I'm back over here. It just makes sense, easy to use and manipulate. I miss the networking ease of VOX but I don't have a ton of people reading here, so it's back to the basics for me. I will probably update the feel of this blog in the near future. Anyway, I'll still use VOX for holding info about me that is easy to link to.

So with that said, is it any wonder that this kid is already fucked up for life? Religion seriously fucked me up in the long run, but I don't remember my parents ever dressing me up and putting me up in front of the congregation to babble incoherently, that's the preachers job. Anyway, this little kid is just as coherent as any preacher.

HE'S WATCHING

2008-07-03T15:15:00.008-07:00

This is more disturbing news. You can't even visit Youtube now without the powers that be looking in on you to see what is going on. At least the The Electronic Frontier Foundation is stepping in and doing something about it. Utter bullshit. Thanks Nancy Pelosi and Congress for fucking us in the ass instead of having the balls to make this a better country. Hello Big Brother! Fucking cunts.

GOD DAMN IT!

Seriously, WTF! I have more religious programing on DIRECTV than any other genre. It's all Christian based as well. Most of it is in the nose bleed tier but still, why am I forced to pay for about twenty channels of bullshit? Make it an option, if people want to pay for that shit, then let them. I'm seriously considering switching to another service. I will admit, watching this douchebags (TODD BENTLY) show did provide a nights worth of entertainment. We sporadically switched to GODTV where they were broadcasting a prayer and healing tent revival that lasted five hours or so.

It basically consisted of a shitty band on stage, babbling nonsense about loving Jesus over and over. Babbling to the point of ridiculousness. I'm not being a hater, but the mindlessness and sheep like behavior was over the top. It made us laugh anyway. Hey, send them your money! Seriously, they deserve it if your stupid enough to send it.

Oh, and while I'm on the subject, here is the only way to handle those pesky gloom and doom Christian assholes who show up on Collage campuses or at the mall. You know the ones, the ones shouting incoherent bullshit and waving signs. This is too funny!

BACK UP!

2008-07-03T02:07:00.001-07:00

Just to back up what I posted below, check this out....

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

TROUBLED AND PISSED

2008-07-02T16:18:00.007-07:00

I have to admit, I'm feeling more and more like Winston Smith from George Orwell's 1984. Here is why. You have articles like this one here stating that we are close to war with Iran, which by the way will destroy what is left of this country. See how people react when they are paying $12.00 for gas and even more for food than they are now! At the same time, the news we get here in the USA is beyond shitty and juvenile. CNN does shit like this:

CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO SEE IT IN FULL

while on the other hand Fox news applies incredibly childish and inexcusable tactics such as this:

You can find the article by clicking here. Seriously, wtf? And I'm to be made out as a conspiracy theorist, a whack job, or un-patriotic if I question any of this. Well, fuck that. This isn't the country I grew up in. I'm sure they will have my head at some point in the future for saying these things. Seriously, just give them a chance.

COMPUTER FAILURE

So I spent all of yesterday trying to fix Brandon's computer. He had a nasty bastard called VIRTUMONDE and pray you don't ever get it. I spent an entire day trying to remove it, and I tried everything. EVERYTHING! I couldn't locate the recover disk to his computer so I didn't think I had any more options. Then, Brandon found the disk and I was able to just take his computer back to the factory setting, minus any virus. So, now his ethernet card isn't working, so I have to tackle that in order to get to the net, and his windows key has been scrubbed off by Josie, so if I need it for some odd reason, then I'm just going to have to wait and get him a new computer. Blah.....

MOVE THE BLOG?

2008-07-01T00:58:00.006-07:00

UPDATE!! VOX IS DEAD. IT HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN...

I'm thinking about moving my blog. I just want a cleaner feel and this one here is so outdated that I can only gain from a fresh start, so click below and follow the link. Then bookmark!!! Tell me what you think. May just stay here, I'm so fickle....

Go to this link here, yes, click here!!!

DIABLO 3 JUST ANNOUNCED!

2008-06-28T03:32:00.005-07:00

I'm posting this before many other game sites are doing, too bad nobody ever comes here!!! Well, Blizzard just announced Diablo III a few moments ago. I'm so excited that I don't know what to do. This is good cause I'm in need of a new game. Just updated this, follow the link to the new site, there is a game play video. Looks like fun!!

I'M STILL IN LOVE!

2008-06-27T21:58:00.001-07:00

I'm not gay but there is absolutely no reason not to be in love with King Diamond! Exhibit A:

Just fucking metal to the core and man can that guy sing!!!!

I THINK I JUST PISSED MYSELF!!

2008-06-21T01:55:00.004-07:00

I have now watched this about ten times, I'm still laughing!! God, this is funny as hell! It's genius, slow down a baby laughing to the point it sounds like. well, who knows!

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

LIKE I SAID, HE'S FUCKING US...

2008-06-14T14:48:00.000-07:00

MY FAVORITE VIDEOS OF ALL TIME

2008-06-14T01:01:00.006-07:00

Going to do a series of video posts on my favorite videos of all time. Going to kick it off with Alice Cooper seeing I have been on a huge Cooper binge this past couple of weeks. Alice is by far one of my favorite artists of all time, not to mention one of the coolest as well. He is a stand up guy in real life, a great philanthropist, and much more. So, here is I'M EIGHTEEN. Love the ending, with the word pollution in the background and everything.... Enjoy!!!

Also, using AlienGUIse now. Here is my desktop. I like it better than the standard Windows XP GUI.

New Ambient Find

2008-06-12T22:30:00.001-07:00

Stars Of The Lid-Requiem For Dying Mothers Pt. 2

AND YOU WONDER WHY WE'RE FUCKED...

2008-06-09T12:54:00.000-07:00

DREAM WEIRDNESS

2008-06-03T06:15:00.004-07:00

I was having a dream just a bit ago that woke me up. It's just after six a.m. here so if you know me, then you know it's real fucking early and I have no business being up at this moment. So here it is:

THE MOM

In the dream Josie and I are in bed trying to sleep. Josie is crying that she knows the spirits of her dead family are there and just wants to be with them. Seeing that this is a new house (just one of those things you naturally know in dreams....) I want no part of it. I tell her NO! but she pleads with the spirits to show themselves. It's her brother Louis that seems to be there. But the spirit I see is of some cute little girl, who moves around the corner so that it can't be seen. Josie then knows she can call on her mom and her sister Laverne. They then walk around the same corner the little girl had walked around, so that we can see them...

JUST THEN.... My virus alert goes off on my computer, scaring the shit out of me!!! This woke me up. Talk about timing. I have had poltergeist experience in the past. This didn't sit well with me so now I can't sleep.

And for an experiment, to see if I get more hits on this page due to wording.

CLICK HERE FOR FREE HOT CHICKS!

THE GIANT

2008-05-24T00:59:00.001-07:00

2008 HONDA FITTIME FOR A NEW CAR

2008-05-14T17:13:00.012-07:00

I'm getting rid of my old car before it decides to break down and I have to start sinking a lot of money into it. I'm going to go with a HONDA FIT SPORT. The car I have now looks like the one pictured below which is not my car, but it's the same make, model, color, and year. A 2000 Hyundai Elantra.

What color of HONDA FIT would you get? These are the colors I'd go with at this point. I'm thinking mostly orange, like this

but would do red or blue. I sound like some ditsy blond picking out fucking shoes... Anyway, seeing that it's a Japanese car, there is a rumor that you get one of these

with the sport version of the fit. I'm getting one for shizzle!

FOX, EVIL BIG BROTHER

2008-05-11T19:22:00.001-07:00

Bullshit brainwashing fucktards. I fucking hate what has become of our country. Shame on the fucktards who let these people remain in power. America, that is what you get for being lazy!

RONALD JENKEES IS F'IN AMAZING!

2008-04-29T01:43:00.002-07:00

Check these out. I think this guy is awesome and wish I could play one quarter as good as he does. Anyway, he's a bit of a geek, but aren't we all? He's saying, "Hello Tubes" by the way.

THE HOBBIT (THE MOVIE)UPDATE!!

2008-04-24T23:18:00.003-07:00

Looks like it's on!!! This site here has all the details so far!!! I am excited as hell!!!!

TIME TO DEBUNK

2008-04-24T14:01:00.002-07:00

I knew it was coming, and I'm not surprised that these guys said that the new UFO sighting in Phoenix was just flairs tied to fishing wire and balloons. Seriously, I am I that far gone that I'm seeing these lights being manipulated into patterns? Do you honestly believe air just caused the lights to space themselves perfectly into shapes? I'm calling bullshit on this just like I cried bullshit back in 1997 with the illumination flare explanation.

As far as weight goes, I'm down to:

209

UFOS OVER PHOENIX AGAIN4/21/2008

2008-04-22T13:51:00.013-07:00

Yep, it's happened again! Dozens of people saw these lights:

floating around Phoenix, AZ. Several videos of this and pictures were taken. Better evidence than the huge flap over Texas a few months ago. Here is a little known video from the 1997 lights over Phoenix in 1997 which is another one of the hugest documented mass UFO observations in the United States.

NORAD, The Air Force, nor the Police know anything about what happened last night.The Airforce said they didn't have anything in the sky last night in that area. So, our airspace has been violated once again by unknown objects. This is pretty serious folks. Laugh it off, shrug it off, pretend not to care, but regardless it's still pretty scary. Stuff like this goes on a lot in AZ. Reported or not. I even remember being at work a few years back when a bunch of people at a wedding saw a UFO and couldn't believe it. READ THIS POST if you want to learn more about it. It happened five years ago, this time of year. What's going on?

MIRANDA CAN SING

2008-04-21T18:13:00.001-07:00

I don't know why she is so embarrassed to sing in front of people when she has such a great voice. Here is a video she made of herself singing.

PIMA COUNTY FAIR

2008-04-20T02:47:00.008-07:00

First off, we saw the band Metal Elvis, and they fuckin rock!

Brandon won a guitar, Mike won a keyboard, Miranda won some stuffed animals, I ate poorly for the first time in over a week. But, I'm still down on my weight. I'm at:

210

ZOMFG!!!!!!!!

2008-04-11T14:11:00.006-07:00

I haven't laughed so hard in months, I swear to Jesus and his 65 Mustang convertible! I'll say no more, just watch this and ponder the wonders of life....

Worst Rap Battle Ever - Watch more free videos

So you step down
Off of the pedestal,
I'm the best man
You need to go,
Too the fucking dental....

ELI

READING TAROT CARDS ONLINE

2008-04-11T02:07:00.004-07:00

You can go here to have your cards read for free by me. I'm on when I have a chance so check often. My accuracy is pretty good. Actually had about twenty people online at one point this evening. Of course some of them were just trolling and looking to get banned. But, it was fun. Made my second person cry tonight doing readings. Anyway, busy work week ahead. I'll try and type out some of the weird dreams I've been having this past week.

DEVIL RESPONDS TO CHRIS CROCKER

2008-04-07T00:00:00.002-07:00

Me as the devil... Yeah....

I'VE QUIT WOW!!!

2008-03-27T15:06:00.004-07:00

Yes, it's true! I discontinued my subscription to World of Warcraft. After not playing much of it, and handing over guild control to a fellow guild person I came back to find I had been demoted and that the guild was moving to a new server. That was enough for me, I was burnt out anyway and decided that was it. So, I have LOTR online at the moment. Blah. I might go back to playing WOW someday, but for now, I'm going to play the two months I paid for on LOTR. It's not as fun or well put together as WOW. Where is Diablo III when you need it??? HELP!!!!

GOD HATES

2008-02-22T19:42:00.003-07:00

I would have called this post BITCH SLAPPED, because that is the reality of what happened to THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH. Looks like the hater hates them as well. Fuck those ignorant bastards. Karma is a bitch, and they got what they had comming!!

HIDI KLUM IS DENSE

2008-02-21T18:08:00.001-07:00

So, this clip here:

Led me to make this music video here:

I know I'm weird, you don't have to tell me....

DREAM EXPERIMENT ONE

2008-02-19T22:44:00.006-07:00

Well, I met

THE FOOL from the tarot deck in my dreams last night, as well as THE HIGH PRIESTESS. I met THE FOOL on the road near the cliff he is so dangerously close to in the card. This also happened to be outside of THE UNDERCITY from World Of Warcraft. Odd. I asked him to tell me who he is. He started talking but all I can remember is that he said he had a wand, a disk, a sword, and a cup in his bag and that he was taking them to

THE MAGICIAN. He then went on to tell me that THE MAGICIAN didn't really know how to use them correctly, even though he pretended that he did, and that only

THE HIGH PRIESTESS knew what to do with them. He said she needed to teach us what they are for. The wind was in her hair and she was wise beyond all description. She was so beautiful that I can't even put it into words. I knew she had infinite wisdom. That is all I can remember. Will try and pry more out of them tonight.

I also dreamed I was with Barrack Obama in a private room at work. I was in charge of his meals and so forth and we were talking. I told him he needed a hug and resentfully accepted one. Was in the Udall Room at work. Fucking weird.

Also, dreamt that I was inside the Burwell Nebraska Fire House. It was empty accept for a large concrete shower. I guess I needed to be clean cause I took a shower. Very odd.

So, the only part where I was aware that I was dreaming was the tarot card dream. Very vivid and in color.

DREAM LAND

2008-02-19T00:40:00.005-07:00

Had a very disturbing dream two nights ago that Brandon was trying to tell me he loved me. I was done with him at that point and would have nothing to do with him. I kept pushing him away and telling him to just go, that it was too late. It set a horrible mood for the rest of the day, really bad mood. I felt horrible and could do nothing about it. Anyway, going to start and experiment with lucid dreaming, going to record them as soon as they happen. Will type them out here. Hope I can get back there to tell him that I didn't mean it. Made me feel a bit like Abraham selling out Isaac in the bible. I'd never sacrifice my kid if the voices told me to! The bible is crazy. Anyway, been dreaming tons this past week. I should have been on the ball and recorded them all....

Going to try and meet THE FOOL from the tarot card in my dream this week. First thing I will try to do.

NOTHING NEW, BUT YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW THAT...

2008-02-14T01:52:00.005-07:00

EBN - Dreammaster

Suicide - Ghost Rider

SKINNY PUPPY - Monster Radio Man

FSOL - Lifeforms part 2

Revolting Cocks - TV Mind

THE ENEMY, ARE WE WINING THE WAR?

2008-02-09T00:56:00.001-07:00

Vote John McCain and we can kill more of the enemy, and bankrupt America at the same time......

THIS COULD BE YOUR KID!

2008-02-07T21:38:00.000-07:00

John McCain wants to continue the war. These are the results of their war. Have you seen any other positive results? If so, please e-mail them to me so I can see them for myself. This could be my son. I can't even imagine her pain. You think Jesus or George can bring him back to life? Fuck you, you fucking warmongers! Our country is in deep shit, if you think I'm lying then you haven't been paying attention. I predicted it would come to this, cause I knew it would, deep in my heart. Think I'm lying, ask my kids. I told them it would be like it is now. Who will fix it? You think John McCain can fix this country? You're seriously fucked if you do....

IT'S A FUCKING LIE!!!!

2008-02-06T00:07:00.000-07:00

Laid back my ass!!! I need to relax at this point! It's day three of four and I'm like toast, but not fully toasted. I've been dealing with the kosher crowed for the most part, special duty. MOST of these people are nice but the few upscale spoiled fuckers that I have had to deal with gave me my first migraine of the year, and not a one of them has tipped me at all. Period. Don't want to sound racist, but jesus christ, help a brother out!!! I'm kicking ass for you, you're rich as shit, fucking share the wealth!!! Had some great entertainment tonight, big names in comedy that I'll leave out here. I have to be back to work in less than five hours and I just got home. Guinness beer and a couple of Tylenol PM and I'm on my way. Oh, and Brandon is sick as shit. The guy who has been renting my garage for his shit is over a month late on his payment and trying to be cheap about paying me. I'm going to start selling his shit soon. Fucker. Don't help friends, they only end up fucking you without lube or a reach around, trust me on this....

MYSPACE

2008-02-02T14:53:00.000-07:00

CLICK THIS PICTURE TO SEE FULL VIEW

Hell, I thought MYSPACE was full of them. Shows how much I know... Anyway, work is busy as hell, won't even be home for more than a few quick naps and a shower for the next two days. It's going to suck balls...

DANCE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!!

2008-02-01T23:51:00.000-07:00

Clearly demented and straight up my ally!! It's fresh, it's funky, it's disco, it's worth dancing to, isn't it?

Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage

Peaches - Fuck the pain away

MORE ON TEXAS SIGHTING

2008-01-20T17:46:00.000-07:00

Ricky Sorrells got a good look at the UFO that was sighted in Texas this past week. The only person to have seen it in day light in fact. The picture above is a computer generated picture of what he saw of the underside. Remember, the people, including Sorrells, who saw this thing said said it was over a mile long and half a mile wide. He happened to be out hunting and got a good look at it with the scope on his hunting rifle at 3X power. You can see on the drawing here:

that there was some kind of mirage phenomenon going on. He said it wasn't steam, so I would say it was either some kind of energy field or heat. He also said there were no seams or bolts that were visible, as if the entire bottom was from a mold of some sort. I'm still pretty skeptical of this guys account but it's pretty wild none the less.

NEW UFO SIGHTING IN TEXAS

2008-01-15T12:58:00.000-07:00

People in Texas saw one of these in the past few days. These things are over a mile long, they are seen all over the world, and was what was seen the night of the Phoenix Lights back in 1997. I remember seeing people on the local news talking about driving under it for over a mile on the interstate, and how it was so huge that it blocked out all the stars, and that the only thing visible was the lights on this massive vehicle. A friend of mine was up there that night and saw it, and said it wasn't anything close to ilumination flairs like the military said they were. Hell, even the (now ex) governor Fife Symington says it was a UFO, and that at the time he was unable to say anything due to his position, and even saw the thing. So, call me crazy, but this has got to be looked in to. It's time to quit covering things up and trying to make people look wacky! You can all be in denial, I'm personally concerned.

In other news, I'm down to:

213

I'VE TOTALLY LOST IT....

2008-01-12T22:13:00.000-07:00

So, nine a.m. this morning the alarm goes off so I can get up and get ready for work. I shot straight up and said, "Home owner...." out loud. All I know is I was having a dream about the play (on words) on "homo" and "moaner." So the HOMO part was a bit drawn out. Yes. I'm a bit disturbed by this... I have gay friends, so it's not like I go around calling gay people homo. What I recall is that I was dreaming about making a joke. Homo, and moaner, as one word or something. like that. Regardless, it's still just fucking weird as hell....

DAY TOO....

2008-01-11T22:49:00.001-07:00

Did well today. Mostly salad and meat, little bit of melon and gratuitous sex. Overall I'm pretty damn proud of myself. Now, the humor:

I lied about the sex...

IT'S ON!!

2008-01-11T01:02:00.000-07:00

I'm back on my way to being skinny. I am basically on day two and weighed myself just to see where I am. I originally started out at about 240 pounds three years ago. I got down to about 187 or so last year. Well, I got back up to 214 and this shit needs to stop. I'm tired of being chubby. So, this is me proclaiming my weight loss. I will be 175 pounds soon. No more eating crap, no more procrastinating, no more feeling like shit! It's back to a low carb, sugar free way of eating. I already feel better. No lie. So it's basically a combo of Atkins, sugar busters, and south beach. Basically, watch what you eat. Green stuff, as much as I like with meat, some cheese, and a few fruits and nuts. I'm at:

214