Wednesday, October 29, 2003

CRAZY




It's been one crazy motherfucker up in here the past few days yo! Josie's mom moved in with us yesterday after her (totally fucking stupid welfare abusing no brain pathological liar) sister threw her mom out. I guess her mom just couldn't take it anymore yesterday and called her sisters illegal emigrant husband a worthless bastard. He doesn't work but likes to drink and smoke up the welfare money, and not to mention that her sister has forged thousands of dollars worth of checks of her own mothers money. He mother has never done anything about it even though her sister was stupid enough to make the checks out to herself. So her sister went ballistic and threw her out. In the process she called us and the rest of Josie's family all kinds of nasty names and so forth. I'm going to try and get her mom to pursue legal action against Josie's sister. I'm also going to call CPS on her ass. I'm going to call emigration on his ass and oh, while I'm at it, if your in the Tucson area I'd like to thank the person at this phone number for waking me up after I had to *69 their ass at 2:30 in the morning, who ever you may be at phone number 272-1114, thanks for waking my ass up. I don't know who Neil is but thanks again for waking my ass up you stupid fucking wanker. But randomly back to my crazed story, Josie's mom will be living in here so I'm going to need to find new computer space and a new living space for the dogs as well. You have no idea how chaotic my life has just become, you just have no idea. This isn't me being selfish, this is me being Joe and trying to help. I know this is all going to fucking blow up in my face and stay tuned because it's going to get real interesting. Once again, thanks for waking me up you dick wad cunt motherfucker bitch whore ass reaming cock sucking sump for an ass motherfucker!

BEGGARS PROBABLY CAN BE CHOOSERS


I hate people who approach me for money. I had two people ask me for money on Sunday within a span of a half an hour. The first transient was outside ZIA records asking me if I had $0.75 for the bus. I walked over to him and said, "Yes, I sure do! Hey, make it a great day!" Then I walked to my car without giving him anything. I drove down the road and stopped at a Carls Jr. for a quick bit to eat before I had to go back to work. Inside there was a scabbed up young lady who I know was younger than me but was so methed out that she looked about 20 years older than she really was. She was in Carls Jr. mooching free water. I ate and when I walked to my car this meth addict followed me. As I'm getting in my car she asks, "Hey do you have any money you can spare?" I told her kindly, "No I don't give money to strange people anymore." I get in and she taps on my window. She asks, "Did something happen?" I replied, "Yes, as a matter of fact something did happen, a meth addict hit me up for $20 (you may remember the story) just over a month ago and even though she promised that she would bring the money back in 24 hours she never did. So, until that fucking bitch brings me back my money I'm forced not to give needy people anything, unless you can find her and coax her into lending you some money." The meth lady just stood their with her jaw wide open in amazement. The expression on her face read "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" I backed out and went back to work.

DREAM WEIRDNESS


I was just dreaming about work just a tiny bit ago. Josie's supervisor (Jeff) was behaving like an idiot and after several acts of random mindless violence toward me and several other people he was getting a lecture and his walking papers by our boss. I was enjoying all of this is when some fucking moron called me and woke me up. Once again, fuck you!

Had a dream a few nights ago that I was watching porn and Josie came home with her brother Luis. I paid no attention and went on watching this movie. Josie has a breakdown and starts telling me she leaving me over all of this. I act like I could give a shit. She goes on to tell me that she's the best thing that has ever happened to me and that I get sex anytime I want it and doesn't understand how I could do a thing like this. I tell her she's full of shit. I then woke up. The thought on my mind after I woke up was that I don't get it whenever I want it, but it would be damn cool if I did! That's typical male behavior for you.

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